Chapter 69: Bai Bufan really deserves to die

"Bufan, if the autumn outing plays until Saturday night before going home, will you still go?" When Bai Bufan returned to the classroom and sat beside him, Lin Li asked directly and straightforwardly.

Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li, yawned, and answered: "Zhuo Yongfei also asked you? I plan to see when the time comes. If it occupies Saturday, I will definitely hesitate. How cool is it to go home and sleep and play games? I'm inclined not to go."

"It's great that you want to go." Lin Li nodded with satisfaction.

Bai Bufan: "?"

"Are your eyes dumb? What I just said was that I am inclined *not* to go." Bai Bufan articulated clearly this time.

"You want to go, right." Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan with a smile, his tone gentle.

"..."

Lin Li's eyes revealed the eerie gaze of the fish in that reading comprehension article in the college entrance examination questions. Looking at this scene, Bai Bufan swallowed a mouthful of saliva and nodded like a chicken pecking at rice:

"Want to go, I want to go so much, I must go. Who said overnight autumn outings aren't good? This overnight autumn outing is too great!"

He could see it. If he didn't go to the autumn outing next weekend, he wouldn't even think about the autumn outing this weekend.

Lin Li's eerie smile immediately turned into a spring breeze-like smile, and he patted Bai Bufan's shoulder with satisfaction:

"Very good, then the arduous task of persuading the other five people in your dormitory to go without special reasons is handed to you. Arigato, Feiyangyang-san."

OK, up to here, the task the monitor entrusted to him was basically completed.

He is really a genius.

Sleep.

Lin Li, who was just about to lie on the table for a nap, was forcibly grabbed by Bai Bufan. He saw Bai Bufan grab Lin Li's collar and asked with wide eyes:

"What are you 'Arigato'-ing? No, did Zhuo Yongfei control you with a remote control? Let me touch your butt, I want to see what kind of stuff is stuffed in there!"

"Tricky 0," Lin Li slapped Bai Bufan's hand away and explained: "It has nothing to do with Zhuo Yongfei. I haven't even spoken to him today."

Bai Bufan thought for a while and changed his conclusion: "Everything is the monitor's order? The one controlling you is the monitor?"

After all, the one staying with Lin Li was Chen Yuying at noon.

"More or less. She hopes that everyone can participate in this autumn outing as much as possible and play together happily before being divided into classes." Lin Li nodded.

"What benefits did she promise you?" Bai Bufan asked hesitantly.

"Does this still need any benefits? The monitor's purpose is good from any angle. As a good young man in the new era, it is my bounden duty. To ask for benefits for such a request, it's really not being human." Lin Li said with disdain.

"The reason is that reason, but you, Lin Li, are unreasonable. How about this, you take a chicken roll and swear?" Bai Bufan smiled.

One trick, eat all over the sky.

"I swear with a chicken roll, I really didn't intend to take any benefits from the monitor." Lin Li sneered.

This didn't work on him this time!

In fact, his refusal at noon was also a joke. Even if Chen Yuying didn't use the beauty trap, he would have agreed, but there was a difference: he wouldn't sign a military order.

He probably would just mention it to everyone, saying he wanted to play with everyone in the autumn outing, and wouldn't do anything else.

It's a pity that Lin Li's language game couldn't fool Bai Bufan. Bai Bufan also sneered: "What I want you to swear is whether you took benefits or not!"

The Dao is one foot high, the devil is ten feet high.

"Speaking of which, the monitor insisted on stuffing benefits into me. If I don't accept it, isn't that disrespectful to her?" Lin Li didn't cover it up either.

"So you fucking handed this arduous task to me, but the benefits promised by the Imperial Army were all eaten by you, the middleman? You treat me like livestock?" Bai Bufan was angry.

"Hmm."

"?"

Looking at Lin Li who nodded and said 'hmm', Bai Bufan picked his ears, suspecting he had auditory hallucinations.

"You fucking can still say 'hmm'!?"

"You just calmly nodded and admitted that I am livestock in your heart?"

"Hmm."

"You fucking! Lin Li, unless you share some benefits with me, even if you threaten me with the autumn outing, I won't do it! Livestock also have self-esteem!" Bai Bufan hugged his arms and said firmly.

Lin Li, however, revealed a look of embarrassment.

"Bufan, do you really want me to share some benefits with you?" Lin Li asked tentatively.

"Can you really share? Want, want, want!" Bai Bufan nodded at high frequency.

"Fine." Lin Li nodded, took a deep breath, and seemed to have made a major decision.

In Bai Bufan's expectant gaze, he saw Lin Li grab his hem.

Bai Bufan: "?"

What is this doing?

"Bufan geigei~ help me~~" Clamper Lin Li went online.

Many years later, whenever Bai Bufan recalled this moment, he couldn't say what was in his mind at the time. The mysteries of the universe? The truth of life? The end of math? The derivation of physics? It seemed to be all of them, and it seemed to be none of them.

But he remembered very clearly that after the brain crash ended, his own reaction was:

"Lin Li, I fuck your mother, you idiot, what are you doing? Were you bitten by Zhou Baowei? Are you having rabies, I fuck!"

——Bai Bufan retreated two meters with his chair, and the chair and the ground made a huge wail.

Because of Chen Yuying's precedent, Lin Li had some estimation of Bai Bufan's current reaction, so although he couldn't stop some sadness in his heart, he was still indifferent. He spread his hands slightly innocently and sighed:

"You asked me to share some benefits with you. Isn't this me sharing with you? This reaction of yours really makes me disappointed."

Bai Bufan's expression froze again.

This sentence seemed to have some information.

Analyze it.

He moved his chair and himself back to the desk, his expression dull, his eyes unfocused as he looked ahead, and he reached out a hand to press vaguely on Lin Li: "Don't make noise yet, I'm grilling."

Lin Li nodded: "Remember to add more chili."

Half a minute later, Bai Bufan finally sorted out the cause and effect, turned his head mechanically to look at Lin Li, his expression incredulous: "Is it what I think? The monitor used a beauty trap?"

Lin Li smiled and nodded, very smart.

"So you call the behavior that can be the head of the ten major tortures of the Qing Dynasty just now 'sharing some benefits with me'?" Bai Bufan laughed, this time he was really laughed to anger.

"First, I hope you respect me a little. I was trying very hard to clamp." Lin Li felt he wasn't respected. "Second, if you are really dissatisfied, I'll call the monitor over to really share some with you, is that okay?"

"Don't, don't!" Bai Bufan waved his hands in a panic.

If others were pulled like this by Chen Yuying, they might be excited to stand at attention, but Bai Bufan would probably stiffen and die.

"Then there's no way. You don't want it yourself." Lin Li shrugged his shoulders even more innocently, the breath he sighed out mixed with strong laughter.

Even Flame Fist would find it hard to describe Bai Bufan's complex expression now.

Completely taken hold of.

For a long time, he sighed in resignation: "I'll help you say it simply. Just say that you and I are both going, and it's more interesting if everyone goes, but I can't guarantee anything."

"Fine, no problem." Lin Li nodded.

If Bai Bufan didn't persuade them, he would just persuade them again tomorrow or before leaving next weekend. At worst, he would promise more benefits.

He couldn't tire his good livestock to death.

Must fish sustainably.

"But Lin Li, you have to promise me one thing: never be a 'clamp' again." Bai Bufan said seriously.

Lin Li: "..."

... After school today, because there was no need to explore other places for the time being, Lin Li went straight home.

Opening his phone, Song Luping still hadn't sent the document to him. It could only be said that he was a qualified office worker who strictly stuck to the DDL and never sent it early.

Lin Li couldn't urge him. If he hadn't sent it by Friday night, he would try to urge him by asking if he had encountered any difficulties.

A rare night to go home early.

Time to explore the treasure.

"Lin Li: Send me the verification code, please orz."

"Bai Bufan: 06017, treat it well, be gentle when using it, I will feel heartache or2."

"Lin Li: ok, rz."

"Bai Bufan: Are you scolding me for being wise? Then I'm going to change the password."

"Lin Li: It's kneeling like orz and or2, but this rz is the Louis XVI special edition."

"Bai Bufan: That's about enough, how cheap, is this fun? Even playing dark jokes has to have a limit 'sweating soybean'?"

=9+Book_Bar

"Lin Li: You didn't let him go either."

Retiring WeChat to the background, Lin Li logged into Bai Bufan's cloud drive account on his computer after scanning the code.

Really a mouse entering a granary.

Bai Bufan actually organized all resources finely.

Regular, games, live-action, non-live-action.

Skipping the regular part that even dogs wouldn't look at, Lin Li first clicked on games. He didn't expect Bai Bufan to have graded them within the big category: masterpiece, excellent, okay, average, dog shit.

There were even subdivisions inside. Lin Li clicked on non-Japanese style, and what came into view were Virtue, Family Teacher, Agent 17...

Lin Li added these compressed packages to the download queue one by one, but all paused the download.

Tonight's goal wasn't them; he would conduct critical appreciation one by one when he had a chance later.

Clicking on the masterpiece inside the live-action category, the number here wasn't large. Lin Li's gaze was attracted by a strongly recommended folder annotation.

vtcc-410 【4k restoration】 【with subtitles】.

Clicking on the preview image next to it, Lin Li smiled. It was the type he liked, and he really hadn't seen it.

Tonight it was decided to be this one, 11.4g. 4k was reasonable, and the license plate number was definitely not the heaven-defying film he had in mind. No problem.

Clicking download, Lin Li started battle preparations. Although he had a membership, it would take a lot of time to download 11.4g.

"Wet wipes, check! Trash can, check! Water heater switch for shower afterwards, check! Curtains, check! Lighting, check! Immersive audio, check! Pants, check!"

Lin Li, who had done all the preparations, sat in front of the computer chair, ready to go, and clicked decompress! This one didn't need a decompression password! Decompression successful!

Play!

"Live-action baccarat casino, beautiful dealer, online dealing! Click to send 1000 startup..."

Right, that's it! That's the taste! Lin Li watched the sound disappear, the computer screen went black, and the full-of-expectation text was about to begin.

"Baby Bus!"

"Starting today I want to go to the bathroom by myself, Mom and Dad don't look down on me~~"

Lin Li's smile froze.

When he saw a low-energy cartoon bear starting to sing in the bathroom on his big-screen computer, he was stunned.

"Baby Bus teaches me the secret to going to the bathroom, I can't wait, I want to go to the bathroom~~"

Lin Li's gaze locked on the top left corner of the screen.

CCTV14 Children's Channel.

Lin Li dragged the progress bar.

"Hi Uncle Long!"

"Hi Xiaoyu... Xiaoyu! Why are you here? Isn't Tohru taking care of you?"

"Haha, hahahaha, hahahahaha!" Lin Li laughed heartily, as if he had found his childhood.

"Go to your mother's vtcc-410!"

"Bai Bufan, I 'beep' your mother's 'beep' 'beep', you 'beep' are really 'beep beep beep'..."

Nansang Middle School, dormitory.

"Lin Li: 'Voice' 60s·"

Seeing this message, Bai Bufan smiled with satisfaction. It wasn't in vain that he had calculated it precisely.

Originally, he wanted to get an 80 or 90g file, but it was too easy to see the flaws, which was a pity.

"Lin Li: Do you like going to the bathroom? I'm going to stuff an umbrella into your butt and open it!"

"Lin Li: I fucking know you're watching!"

Seeming to know he wouldn't listen, Lin Li switched to sending messages.

After setting his messages to 'do not disturb', Bai Bufan laughed and squirmed like a maggot as soon as he thought of Lin Li's current appearance.

Let you clamp! Let you geigei! Let you share benefits with me like this!

Then the bed board was kicked, and Zhou Baowei on the lower bunk scolded: "No Taoist temple in the middle of the night."

"First, the middle of the day is even less suitable. Second, I don't have this interest, I'm just too happy thinking that one of my geigei has no interest now!"

Zhou Baowei: "?"

What kind of mental illness.

Three chapters totaling nine thousand words, another day of being burned out, seeking monthly tickets.

Friendly book recommendation:

"In 2024, System 1979"

Good news: Have a system.

Bad news: The system traveled through time without taking me.

Good news: Can still contact the system.

Bad news: This system task is not quite right...

In 2024,

Dang Jun looked at the system task he received:

【1. College entrance examination is restored, please get into university and become the only college student in the county. This is the starting point of a great cause!】

When he turned out his university diploma from the bottom of the box...

【Ding!】

【Detected that the host not only got into university but has also successfully graduated! Task completed in excess! Reward doubled!】

【Ding! Reward cash 100 yuan x2, reward national general grain coupons 100 jin x2, reward one rhinoceros horn bezoar tiger bone pill for strong physique x2.】

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