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Chapter 7

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The progress bar was very long, but it was empty inside. Although the time from the start of class until now was very short, it shouldn't have been like this.

After reading the task again, Lin Li felt he should know the reason—he wasn't serious enough.

The task description had the word "serious."

The rigid system naturally didn't recognize learning that wasn't serious.

"Broken, being distracted or dazed is still not allowed." After understanding this point, Lin Li rubbed his temples.

It definitely couldn't be completed in two days, because it was very difficult for normal people to be focused for a long time, but Lin Li wasn't making excuses for himself; he had already started listening to the class, trying to keep up with the sect elder's pace.

Sure enough, after more than ten minutes, during the teacher's water-drinking break, Lin Li called up the system, and the progress bar had already moved.

Lin Li took a deep breath, come on! Study seriously!

This task was a win-win for Lin Li; in terms of reason and emotion, there was nothing that could stop him from doing his best to complete it.

"Lin Li, I suddenly have a question. You say, is the thing that Optimus Prime hits out machine oil?

If he hits too much and gets kidney deficiency, does the thing that comes out turn into glass water?"

It was always easy to have questions during class, so Bai Bufan turned his head and asked.

Lin Li responded with a cold look, his sitting posture as standard as the "Please do as I do, I will do as you do" taught by a first-grade teacher, his usually slightly hunched back now straight.

Bai Bufan, just a stumbling block on the road of learning, no need to pay attention.

"If Zhao Zilong is lonely, he will find Changban Slope, then if Optimus Prime is lonely, will he find a ride-hailing car?" The little genius Bai Bufan continued to ask.

Grass!

Lin Li clenched his fists, his gaze locked on Li Binbin. He wasn't afraid of eye contact now, because Lin Li was really listening to the class seriously, and he could answer even if he was asked.

Hold on!

Can't hear, can't hear, can't hear, Ear Master, please automatically block Bai Bufan's dog mouth.

Bai Bufan? Just dog shit.

"But the problem comes again. If Optimus Prime is caught after calling a ride-hailing car, does it belong to the police station or the vehicle management office?" There was no response, but it didn't matter; a powerhouse like Bai Bufan could continue on his own.

"Eh, if Optimus Prime looks at a second-hand car platform, is he looking for a divorced young woman?"

"..."

Seeing that Lin Li hadn't responded to him, Bai Bufan didn't continue to target Optimus Prime, looked at Lin Li with suspicion, and turned back.

Finally, it was fucking quiet.

Lin Li let out a long sigh of relief. The biggest obstacle on the road of learning had been climbed over by him! This is the strong Dao heart that a cultivator should have!

If I, Lin Li, don't become an immortal, who is qualified to become an immortal?

And to be honest, Bai Bufan is really quite dull. How could Optimus Prime call a ride-hailing car?

Ride-hailing cars can only call some small cars. When these small cars see Optimus Prime's size, they definitely choose to refund the money immediately. If these ride-hailing cars are received, won't they be scrapped?

Small horses pulling big carts are common, but big horses pulling small carts are a bit rare.

So even if Optimus Prime is lonely, he must be looking for Huolala. Bai Bufan's thinking volume is still not enough.

Besides that, Optimus Prime belongs to the Cybertron robots. If he is caught calling Huolala, this belongs to an interstellar problem. How can it be solved by the vehicle management office? It must be reported first...

Lin Li, who was subconsciously thinking, paused his thoughts.

Grass!

Damn Bai Bufan!

He thought he had passed the difficulty, but he was still led astray!

Forget it, forget it, adjust his mentality, and start listening to the class seriously now.

Study!

Lin Li galloped in the ocean of Chinese.

"Lin Li, you say, when Kabutack is lonely, will he lift iron?" And just at this time, Bai Bufan's ghostly voice came over again.

Grass! Fuck! Damn! Shit!

Bai Bufan not speaking just now wasn't because he intended to be quiet, but after finishing Optimus Prime, he was now going to ruin Kabutack!

"Teacher! Bai Bufan is affecting my learning. I apply for him to stand at the back and listen to the class!" Lin Li became the teacher's running dog he once hated the most, an insidious little reporter.

Lin Li turned his head, and Bai Bufan was also looking at him with a confused face.

After a brief confusion, the emotion revealed under his eyes was the sadness of being betrayed—Lin Li, have you forgotten all those beautiful things we once had?

But because the relationship between the two was too good, Lin Li faced such a gaze without any psychological burden, and even showed a faint smile—Hello, yes.

"Teacher, I've been wronged. There's no such thing. In fact, it's Lin Li who is affecting my learning." The two brothers turned against each other, and Bai Bufan said firmly.

"You stand at the back." Actually, the view from the podium is much clearer than most people imagine, but most teachers don't have time to manage everyone's small actions, so Li Binbin distinguished "who is right and who is wrong" at a glance.

"Lord Li, I've really been wronged. You've been blinded by Lin Li, this treacherous official—"

"Quiet."

"Oh." Bai Bufan stood up and stood at the back.

This was much more comfortable, but that resentful gaze didn't disappear, and in a trance, there was a voice from hell:

"I will always look at you like this, forever~~"

"Bufan, stand further away, stand against the blackboard at the back." Noticing this, Exorcism Master Li Binbin spoke again at this time.

"... Oh."

Lin Li was completely comfortable.

"Are you human? Speak! Bai Bufan, are you human? Five meat dishes, not even rice, are you treating me like a pig? How can there be a beast like you in this world?" In the cafeteria, after finding a seat, Lin Li cursed and felt heartbroken.

The school cafeteria is a window selection system. Because there is a subsidy, the price of the cafeteria is actually quite cheap. A meat dish starts at four yuan, a vegetable dish starts at two yuan, and rice and soup are free, and the soup is quite rich in ingredients.

If you use a large spoon to sink to the bottom and slowly spiral it up, you can get a spoon full of ingredients from the soup.

Lin Li, a day student, rarely eats outside at noon and evening, and they all eat together in the cafeteria.

Normally, most people have either one meat and two vegetables, or two meats and one vegetable. There is definitely no rich kid like Bai Bufan who hits five meat dishes and doesn't even hit rice.

Because he swipes his own card, Bai Bufan isn't a rich kid, he's a beast.

"This is what I deserve. If it weren't for the lack of space, five wouldn't stop me!" Bai Bufan laughed wildly, his revenge avenged.

"If you don't finish it, you just wait for me to keep looking at you." Lin Li sneered.

"Hehe, I have a count in my heart. Didn't you notice that the portions here are actually on the small side? In fact, I specifically asked the auntie to shake her hand a bit more, just because I was afraid I wouldn't be able to finish it! But don't worry, the price hasn't been spent a cent less!" Bai Bufan patted his chest proudly.

Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan coldly.

He needed a vocabulary that was more aggressive than a beast.

"I've decided, I'll study medicine in the future, so that when I stab you later, I can keep it as far away from the vital points as possible, so you can suffer a little longer," Lin Li said.

"Rebound," Bai Bufan asked even more curiously: "Speaking of which, Lin Li, I'm genuinely curious, what kind of madness are you having today? Why are you studying so seriously all day?"

It's scary to be serious, almost focused on listening to the class.

If it were just one Chinese class, Bai Bufan would just think Lin Li was having a seizure, but Lin Li actually maintained this state for a whole morning!

"Hehe, people always change. From now on, I'm going to turn over a new leaf," Lin Li responded with an immortal aura.

Bai Bufan swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

Then he stood up abruptly, formed a seal in front of Lin Li, and then pointed at Lin Li:

"Om mani padme hum! Om mani padme hum!"

"Tai! Monster!"

"I don't care who you are, get off my good brother immediately! Otherwise, I won't be polite to you!"

(End of chapter)

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