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Chapter 80: What good children

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Bai Bufan followed suit and rolled off the chair nimbly to squat down.

Feifei and Xiao Jing had already been taken out of the room by other Demon Suppression Envoys.

"Bai Bufan, why are you in every anti-pornography sweep!"

Bai Bufan raised his head subconsciously upon hearing this, but saw Yang Liang go up and give Lin Li a Leo flying kick in the corner.

And Lin Li also rolled twice and started spitting 'blood'. If Zhou Youwei saw this scene, he would call it professional.

Bai Bufan was dumbfounded. Is there this process too? So undercover agents really have to make sacrifices?

So he gritted his teeth, stuck out his butt, tensed his body, and waited to be kicked.

Yang Liang saw this scene, glanced at Bai Bufan sideways, his voice cool: "What? Are you sick too? Do you think this kind of experience is novel and want to experience it too?"

Bai Bufan suddenly realized that this was Lin Li adding drama to himself, something he and Yang Liang had agreed upon privately, not a necessary process.

Thinking it through, he breathed a sigh of relief, then nodded heavily at Yang Liang, his voice super loud: "Hmm!"

Then he must add me too, since I'm already here.

Yang Liang: "?"

"How the fuck can you two be brothers!" Yang Liang went up and gave another Leo flying kick.

"Uncle, did you forget to hold back your strength?" Bai Bufan, who rolled one more time than Lin Li, rubbed his butt, gasped, and discovered a blind spot.

"Oh, forgot, sorry." Yang Liang apologized without much sincerity.

Bai Bufan: "……"

……

Because he had experienced it once before, Lin Li, wearing a head cover, didn't have many actions this time. After going out, he squatted honestly and listened to the instructions of the Demon Suppression Envoys.

Bai Bufan wanted to, but didn't have the guts, so he had to squat beside Lin Li.

Lin Li followed the Demon Suppression Envoy downstairs and saw Xiao Wen.

The two looked at each other.

Lin Li looked at Xiao Wen with eyes that were three parts cold, three parts mocking, four parts indifferent, and thirty parts sad, disbelieving, and disappointed.

"Why." The eyes were saying these three words.

The head cover blocked the face, but made this gaze even more prominent and intense.

Xiao Wen felt her body being burned by this gaze. She didn't dare to look at Lin Li, turned her head away, and muttered 'sorry' in her mouth.

She didn't expect this to happen either. She didn't understand why things turned out like this.

She also wanted to ask, w-h-y?

Clearly, a few days ago, she had sworn a promise to Bufan, but now it had become a joke. She really had no face to face the elders of Jiangdong anymore.

After this matter, she should really wash her hands of it, find an honest man to marry and then divorce. It's still fast money, and it's regular.

The two depressed people brushed past each other, leaving only their backs to each other. Lin Li immediately started hehe-ing again.

OK, it looks like he hasn't been suspected yet, his acting is still no problem.

Yang Liang was escorting the two behind Lin Li and Bai Bufan, and suddenly found that Lin Li wasn't walking. He poked his head out to look, only to see this bastard kid actually making a V-sign?

Bai Bufan and Yang Liang both discovered this, so they looked in the direction Lin Li was facing.

And then they saw Xue Jian's wife, who was on the front line of eating melons, frantically taking pictures with her phone excitedly.

But Xue Jian beside her, seeing Lin Li making the V-sign, silently closed his eyes and started taking deep breaths.

——Should he retire after leading this batch? If he was still Lin Li's homeroom teacher after the class division, should he just retire this year?

He felt that the flowers of the future were all growing crooked.

Yang Liang smiled with relief; finally, someone could empathize with him.

But seeing Bai Bufan start to make a heart shape with both hands in front of him, he couldn't help it again and said in a low voice: "That's enough, restrain yourself!"

Then, with an unfriendly attitude, he sent Lin Li and Bai Bufan into his car in a way that approached violent law enforcement.

Xue Jian's wife watched the private car carrying Lin Li and Bai Bufan leave. Only then did she reluctantly put down her phone, appreciating the photos on her phone, nodded, and said to Xue Jian:

"I believe it now. Everything you said just now is true. These two kids, indeed……"

Xue Jian's wife had a high level of education, but now she couldn't find the vocabulary to describe it, and finally chose to give a thumbs up.

……

In the car.

Bai Bufan and Lin Li had already taken off their head covers, and then Lin Li put handcuffs on Bai Bufan, with one hand handcuffed to each—undoubtedly requested by Lin Li and Bai Bufan themselves.

Lin Li had experienced being handcuffed with both hands last time, and remembered that this scene often appeared in movies and TV shows, so he tried this time.

"The process that needs to be gone through still needs to be gone through, so you two still have to go back to the station with me." Yang Liang, who was driving, said to the two through the rearview mirror. "That's great, I thought you were going to send us back directly." Bai Bufan breathed a sigh of relief upon hearing this.

Yang Liang: "……"

Where is it great, may I ask?

He looked at Bai Bufan's eyes, becoming even more unfriendly.

Bai Bufan's family is happy and satisfied, and his family is well-off. It is clear that this child's abstractness is purely because he himself is abstract.

So Yang Liang now seriously suspected that the reason Lin Li chose abstractness as his protective shell was because he had a brother like Bai Bufan.

Good, good, good, the culprit has been found. It turns out it wasn't Sun Xiaochuan.

"Uncle, ask a question, after this matter is done, is there any bonus to take?" Lin Li asked curiously at this time.

The system didn't give him money. If he wanted to become a rich brother, he still needed to take it step by step.

Thinking about subsidizing the family, he is really a good child, forming a sharp contrast with Bai Bufan.

Yang Liang's voice was much gentler: "Last time was because you had an exemplary role, and in some angles, it could be considered the first case, plus it needed a simple interview and photo, so the meaning was different. This time, there should be a bonus, but the amount will definitely not be as much as last time, maybe only a few hundred yuan.

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Uncle will try his best to fight for you then, if I can't fight for more, there's no other way."

"Then do I have to go to school specially?" Lin Li asked again.

"Most likely not. You can just give me a bank card number then, and I'll transfer it directly." Yang Liang shook his head.

"Is that so." Lin Li felt sorry for Principal Wang, who couldn't share this honor with him.

"Speaking of which, Xiao Lin, Uncle is seriously telling you one more thing." Yang Liang looked at Lin Li through the rearview mirror and then said.

"Uncle, please speak."

"Although I gave you the 'Anti-Pornography Pioneer' banner, we didn't hope that you would be at the forefront of the anti-pornography cause. Let professionals do professional things. As a freshman in high school, the most important thing for you now is to study hard. That's enough.

If you have information about chicken farms from new friends in the future, you can tell Uncle directly, okay? Uncle will arrange for people to clean them up. You don't need to be alone……" Speaking of this, Yang Liang glared at Bai Bufan in the rearview mirror before continuing:

"You don't need to go deep into the tiger's den with a few people again. It's very dangerous, and it also has an impact on yourselves. If you walk by the river often, how can you not get your shoes wet."

Yang Liang said it very sincerely, and Lin Li nodded:

"Thank you for your kindness, Uncle. I know. Things don't happen more than five times, don't worry."

Seeing that Lin Li finally listened, Yang Liang smiled with relief.

What a good child.

Wait, something seems wrong.

Things don't happen more than five times?

Three chapters totaling 6,000 words today.

Although the saying is things don't happen more than five times, the plot of sweeping away pornography in the Hehuan Sect is considered over. I won't write about sweeping away pornography in detail anymore; what should be written is almost written.

I'm going to start doing other things later.

Finally, recommending a friend's book:

"Farming Wizard, and then farmed a witch?"

Li Ao traveled through time and came to an elemental desert world abandoned by wizards.

A thousand years ago, wizards left one after another to conquer the multiverse.

As the only remaining wizard apprentice on this plane, Li Ao was very desperate.

Such an elemental desert land could not support the birth of a formal wizard.

Fortunately, he still had a cheat.

A "God Tree" seed that traveled with him. After planting it, it could treat the land within a certain range as its own "territory".

Reclamation, farming, breeding, mining…… any behavior beneficial to the "territory" would provide nutrients to the God Tree.

And the growth of the God Tree could not only expand the range of the "pasture" but also breed various wonders, giving birth to new extraordinary powers for this land of no spirit.

When the "territory" covers all planes, that is the day when the "Emperor" ascends to the supreme throne.

And all this started from Li Ao picking the God Tree fruit, letting the girl eat it, and giving birth to the first true witch in the world……

——

"Witches are the world's first productive force."

Many years later, the first destiny wizard emperor of the ten thousand worlds and the director of the Wizard War Deception Bureau, Li Ao Lionheart, wrote in his memoir:

"When the enemy slanders you as the source of evil and possesses demonic power, you had better really have it, and be even more powerful than they say."

(End of chapter)

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