Chapter 99

Fortunately, Xue Jian couldn't read minds; if he knew what Lin Li was thinking, he would definitely sit next to Lin Li the whole time, staring at him with a smile, not for anything else, just to torture Lin Li and make him uncomfortable.

He just felt that there was nothing wrong with boys and girls sitting together; overemphasizing the difference between genders was the wrong behavior. Besides, although Lin Li was unreliable, he did trust Chen Yuying.

The luxury bus space was naturally spacious; although three people were sitting together, it didn't reach the point of a crowded, romantic scene, and the three were quite comfortable.

Lin Li observed the system; after Chen Yuying sat down, the system's progress bar began to change.

It was probably because Lin Li was 'imitating' Chen Yuying by sitting down as well.

However, the speed of change was negligible; at this rate of growth, it wouldn't be finished even if they sat on this bus for three days and two nights.

So he definitely had to imitate Chen Yuying in more behavioral patterns.

Thinking of this, Lin Li leaned back slightly, observing Chen Yuying with his peripheral vision; having just sat down, she was currently rummaging through her small bag.

Lin Li's backpack was with Zhang Haoyang, and having him bring it over now didn't have much practical meaning; after all, Chen Yuying couldn't keep organizing her backpack forever. Therefore, Lin Li thought for a moment and started rummaging through his own pockets, kneading his wired earphones.

The progress bar speed increased a little bit; this time, sitting on the bus for three days and two nights should be enough to finish it.

But the logic for completing the task was confirmed again: the more similar the imitation, the faster the completion speed.

Everyone had arrived, and after the driver and Xue Jian confirmed, the bus started.

"Yuying, do you want to eat some?" Ding Sihan had already torn open a bag of onion rings and placed them in front of Chen Yuying.

"Mm, thank you." Chen Yuying reached out politely and elegantly to take one.

"Mm, thank you too." A large hand also reached over, grabbed a handful, but in the end, only took one out.

Reaching out was imitation, grabbing a handful was instinct, and taking only one was imitation overcoming instinct.

The progress bar jumped a very small segment.

Ding Sihan: "?"

Did I ask you? You just take it! You're welcome, points deducted!

Fortunately, Lin Li immediately turned his head, reached out and snatched a gummy strip from Bai Bufan's hand, and handed it to Ding Sihan: "Do you guys want to eat this?"

Ding Sihan nodded and took one; that was more like it, reciprocity, points added!

Seeing Chen Yuying also take one to eat, Lin Li followed suit.

However, the expected jump in progress did not appear this time.

Lin Li thought for a moment; it seemed that interfering with Chen Yuying's actions and then imitating them couldn't accelerate the task completion.

Some of his original plans fell through instantly.

"Being generous with others' things, after being generous, can the leftovers be returned to others so they can eat too?" A resentful voice appeared from behind.

Shall we say Nansang Sect is a place where ghost cultivators emerge in droves? It's haunting again.

"Sorry, I subconsciously put it in my pocket, I thought no one was picking it up!" Lin Li returned the remaining candy he had instinctively put in his pocket to Bai Bufan, while expressing his gratitude: "I'll treat you guys to breakfast next week."

Then he continued to observe Chen Yuying, seeing that she had already taken out her phone.

Lin Li immediately took out his phone as well.

Chen Yuying clicked on Tencent Video.

Lin Li also clicked on Tencent Video.

At this moment, the bus drove over a speed bump and jolted.

The phone interfaces of Lin Li and Chen Yuying immediately changed to the Pinduoduo Double 11 event venue, and both of them became the luckiest people in the world, receiving heaven-sent fortune, blessing assistance, congratulations again... In short, at the very least, as long as they invited one more friend to help, they could withdraw 500 yuan without any threshold.

Your mother's.

"Class Monitor, do you know how to predict earthquakes in modern times?" Lin Li sighed and asked.

"How to predict?" Chen Yuying turned her head to ask upon hearing this.

"Put a phone in each of the eight directions; whichever one jumps to Pinduoduo, that's where the earthquake is." Lin Li said firmly.

Chen Yuying was stunned for a moment before laughing out loud.

"A contemporary Zhang Heng, approved." Ding Sihan gave a thumbs up upon hearing this.

"The person who invented the 'shake to jump to ads' feature really should be executed, and it should be carried out repeatedly." Lin Li sighed from the bottom of his heart.

"Seconded, and that 'Quick App' thing, the person who invented it really should be mowed down with a machine gun." Ding Sihan clearly felt the same way.

Chen Yuying didn't participate in their sentencing discussion.

After chatting for a few sentences, she clicked on a variety show, took out her earphones, gave one to Ding Sihan, and the two started watching the program to pass the time.

Lin Li remembered the name of the variety show and searched for it on his phone.

Your mother's, it requires a membership.

But for the sake of the task, for deeper imitation, this little bit of money wasn't important. New users can get a continuous monthly membership for the first month for only 12 yuan!

Payment, back to WeChat, cancel the continuous monthly service; Lin Li's movements were smooth and flowing.

So Lin Li started watching the program.

A few minutes later, Lin Li noticed something was wrong.

The speed of the progress bar's growth not only didn't accelerate, but it was actually slowing down, even slower than just sitting there at the beginning, almost coming to a standstill.

But Lin Li glanced at Chen Yuying; she was still watching the variety show with Ding Sihan, and he had even imitated her posture of watching the show, resting his cheek on one hand; this stagnation in growth really made no sense.

Wait.

Lin Li looked at the system again and found that when he looked at Chen Yuying's screen, the speed returned to normal.

"..."

Gutter-trash system.

To imitate Chen Yuying watching a variety show, do I have to watch the variety show on her phone? You really deserve to die.

But since the system, which holds the sole right of interpretation, said so, Lin Li could only comply.

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But before complying, Lin Li had one more thing to do:

"Tencent User 9000821: Hello customer service, my child was playing with my phone just now and accidentally signed up for a membership, can I get a refund?"

Twelve yuan, it's at least a Spring Breeze Spirit Fragment (Komodo Dragon mold), save where you should save, spend where you should spend.

"Lin Li, are you watching too?"

When a segment of the variety show ended and Chen Yuying moved her body, she noticed that Lin Li had been watching her phone the whole time, so she asked curiously.

"Mm, just took a look, it feels quite interesting." There was nothing to hide; the more he hid it, the weirder it would look, so Lin Li admitted and nodded very naturally.

In the last ten minutes or so, the speed of the progress bar's growth was quite satisfactory.

"Right! It's super interesting! This variety show is really good, it..."

Upon hearing this, Chen Yuying immediately started describing the information about the variety show to Lin Li, and Lin Li also nodded in response.

"It's uncomfortable to watch without sound, right? How about I give you this earphone." After introducing it, Chen Yuying took off her earphone and handed it to Lin Li.

"Then what about you?"

"I recommended this variety show to Sihan, I've actually already watched it once, you two watch it, I brought a tablet anyway." Chen Yuying waved her hand and said.

For girls, successfully recommending things they like is quite an achievement.

"That won't do." Lin Li had to refuse.

The only meaning of him watching this variety show was that Chen Yuying was also watching it.

If she stopped watching and he kept watching, wouldn't that be reversing the natural order?

But he couldn't say it like that:

"How can I watch it when it's your phone? It's fine, I'll just watch it like this, don't try to persuade me, Class Monitor, if you don't watch it, then I won't watch it either."

Ding Sihan, who was on the side, smiled upon hearing this.

It is known that there are three people now.

If the Class Monitor doesn't watch, Lin Li doesn't watch; if the Class Monitor watches, Lin Li watches; the earphones only support two people watching at the same time, so may I ask who is the extra person who should leave?

I shouldn't be in the car, I should be under the car.

Ding Sihan took off her earphone and handed it to Lin Li: "Then should I give you my earphone?"

"Thank you, Ding Sihan, you are the most beautiful Nansang girl I have ever seen, there are stars in your eyes." Lin Li immediately took it and thanked her sincerely.

Sure enough, after putting on the earphone and being able to hear the sound, because the imitation was more perfect, the progress increased a little faster.

Ding Sihan looked at her empty palms, keeping a smile on her face.

Was there not even a second of hesitation?

Fine, fine, Lin Li.

"How about I play it out loud?" Chen Yuying asked upon seeing this.

"No need, playing it out loud isn't very good, you two watch it, Yuying, my hands are much clumsier than yours, I need to watch some makeup tutorials now, we're about to get on the highway."

Ding Sihan took the initiative to refuse and specifically pushed Chen Yuying's phone on the small table toward Lin Li, while she took out her own earphones and phone.

"That works too." Chen Yuying thought for a while and nodded.

When there are fewer people, Lin Li must kowtow to Ding Sihan twice.

Giving Ding Sihan a look of gratitude, although the other party probably didn't notice, Lin Li continued to immerse himself in the plot of the variety show, occasionally chatting with Chen Yuying.

After the two leaned in closer, the faint scent of shampoo immediately became rich, lingering at the tip of his nose, which was very pleasant.

Requesting monthly tickets

(End of chapter)