Chapter 14

——【I feel like I'm watching a murder scene, the murderer killed someone and abandoned the corpse in the wilderness!】

——【You might not believe it, but I was exercising with my wife, and I wanted to open the livestream to help the fun, but I ended up seeing this thing. Now my wife is breaking up with me, saying I can't get hard. Damn! Who can get hard after watching this.】

The cameraman's face was already scared pale, covered in mud, and he even forgot to stand up and run.

After crawling a distance on the ground, he couldn't help but vomit.

Vomit~~~

Fang Yang didn't feel good either. He could accept seeing a dead person, but he couldn't accept seeing someone who had been dismembered.

After calming down, he took out his phone and dialed the police.

The call was answered quickly.

"Hello! Police uncle, I want to report a crime, I dug up a corpse, only half left!"

"Okay, please wait, we'll send police over immediately, please stay where you are and don't destroy the scene."

Fang Yang remembered that the boss had greeted him earlier that he must notify him immediately if something happened so he could prepare blood pressure medicine.

So he dialed the boss's phone.

"Hey! What kind of mess did you cause again after just starting work?"

Fang Yang felt a bit embarrassed and said weakly: "Boss... is your blood pressure medicine by your side?"

"What?"

"Holy crap! Wait, let me find the medicine first, don't speak, don't speak at all, wait until I find the medicine and then you speak!"

Immediately after, the sound of rummaging through cabinets came from the other end of the phone.

A few seconds later, the boss's voice came again.

"Huff~~ say it, did you snap the fiber optic cable again?"

"Hehe... how could that be, it's not that serious!"

"That's good, that's good. I was almost scared to death just now. What's the matter?"

"Um.... I think I dug up half a corpse!"

(Begging for flowers and evaluation tickets.).

12. Blood splashed half a meter high, dug up a python!

The other end of the phone was quiet for a few seconds, followed by the sound of drinking water.

Gulp~~~ Gulp~~

"Ah~~~ deep breath... deep breath..."

"Say it, are you sent by a peer to pit me?"

Fang Yang was stunned.

"Huh? Boss, what are you talking about?"

"I... I... ancestor, you are really an ancestor, I'm convinced, if this continues, I'll be stimulated to death sooner or later! Wait for me, I'll be there soon!"

Slap~~

Beep~~

The call was hung up.

Fang Yang looked at his phone, his expression a bit awkward.

Vomit~~

The sound of the cameraman vomiting kept coming from the side.

Looking at that posture, the big shrimp he ate last night had been vomited out.

Fang Yang quickly walked over to help him sit up and handed him a bottle of mineral water from the car.

"Brother, drink some water to moisten your throat!"

The cameraman quickly took the mineral water and drank it in large gulps.

Ah~~~

Huff~~ ha~~ huff~~ ha~~

After taking several deep breaths, he finally calmed down.

"Brother, I'm really convinced by your luck, don't scare people like this!"

Fang Yang smiled bitterly and shook his head: "Do you think I want to dig this?"

The cameraman drank a few more sips of water and accidentally choked: "Cough~~ what should we do, cough~~ are we just waiting here?"

"Otherwise? The police said, protect the crime scene."

Twenty minutes later.

A series of police sirens sounded.

Two police cars drove over.

Fang Yang stood on the excavator and waved at them.

Soon, the cars drove in his direction, whipping up gusts of dust on the road.

When the police cars stopped nearby, five policemen got off.

The leading policeman looked to be over forty, with a serious face, and walked over with large strides: "Are you the ones who reported digging up a corpse?"

Fang Yang nodded quickly, while his right hand pointed in the direction of the large pit.

"The corpse is in there, only half left."

The policeman said after hearing this, turning his head and saying: "Call the forensic doctor and let them come over for an autopsy."

"Got it, Captain Wang."

Captain Wang finished speaking and jumped into the pit and walked toward the corpse.

Fang Yang also looked over curiously.

However, the next second, he heard Captain Wang let out a sound of surprise!

Hiss~~

"Xiao Li, don't rush to call yet!"

"Huh? What's wrong, Captain Wang?"

"You guys come over and take a look! Is this really a corpse?"

Hearing this, the other policemen jumped into the pit curiously to observe.

Because the corpse was covered with a lot of soil, they couldn't see clearly.

They didn't dare to destroy the scene casually, so they had to look left and right.

Finally, Captain Wang really couldn't identify it, so he took a stick and carefully removed the soil on the corpse bit by bit.

One minute later.

Everyone looked at the corpse, dumbfounded.

Fang Yang was bewildered.

The cameraman was also numb!

The livestream exploded!

【Popularity】 +1+1+1+1....

【Popularity】 +1+1+1+1....

——【Haha, I'm dying of laughter. Who is so wicked to bury a dummy in the soil, and it just happened to be dug out.】

——【It's good that it's not a corpse, I'm not afraid at night anymore, so close.】

——【This seems to be the kind of model in a clothing store that specifically sells pants, right? Don't say it really looks like a corpse when buried in the soil, you can't tell at all if you don't look carefully.】

——【Contestant Number 26, I thank you, you have contracted my laughter for a year. This matter will be an annual funny news when it is posted online.】

——【Curiously ask, does this count as a false police report? Will he be arrested.】

——【It's a good thing it was dug out in broad daylight. If it were dug out at night, his soul would be scared away.】

——【Being scary is one thing, it's just disgusting, so disgusting, I feel like I can't eat anything for a month after watching it, I want to vomit just thinking about that picture.】

——【I actually hope it's a corpse, that would be exciting, that's interesting!】