Chapter 413: Is This a Fake Accident? (Second Update)
Hmm?
"Is there a beggar coming here to cause trouble?"
Just as Ren Yidao was wondering what kind of human stunt this was, he suddenly discovered an awkward fact.
Based on that person's flight trajectory, he would one hundred percent land on his head and collide with him head-on.
Oh, this.
No, don't, I don't want that kind of thing to happen!
I absolutely do not want to have intimate contact with a beggar.
This place is still very far from the mountain gate of the Sword Casting Hut, and it doesn't occupy any major traffic routes; it is just a small, remote town that isn't even that big, lacking even an auction house, so it simply cannot attract cultivators to come here.
At the time, he had assumed it was just a coincidence, that a cultivator happened to be passing through, but looking at it now, the situation does not seem that simple.
Ren Yidao shook his head; this guy really has no eyes, to actually reach out and touch me.
Ren Yidao endured the feeling of nausea, shook his head, and prepared to walk back into the restaurant.
The beggar once again met the ground face-first, his nose having a heavy, intimate encounter with Mother Earth.
"Hehe, this place tastes pretty good, the master's craftsmanship is alright."
How come when I level up, you guys level up along with me?
Be an apprentice?
Are you f***ing drunk out of your mind?
Do you have no idea how much you weigh, and you still want to take me as your apprentice?
Ugh.
"Don't be impatient, don't be impatient! We are just reaching the critical moment now, don't go down there and cause trouble! Besides, do you really think your master is afraid of that old man?"
There is no other reason; it is mainly because this guy is truly too filthy.
"To have the cultivation of the Golden Core at such a young age, and such methods, if you were to learn a few tricks under this old man, you would definitely be able to surpass me in the future! Hahaha!"
"... Don't do this."
"Hahaha! Kid, don't look at this old man's appearance; I am actually a peerless expert!"
As for strength, Void Star? Not quite... Is it Dharma Aspect? Or Spirit Transformation?
However, what is going on with this Qingyun Prefecture City?
Ren Yidao: "Hmm?"
Ren Yidao:?
That beggar, covered in patches, crawled up from the ground, patted the dirt off his clothes, let out a drunken hiccup, gave a weird, mocking laugh at the people around him, and giggled:
"Hic!"
And then...
Do you want to compare and see who is older between us?
Oh, a Spirit Transformation old man, he might actually be older than me... That's fine, you're the elder, you're the elder.
Downstairs, Ren Yidao's facial muscles twitched uncontrollably, and his voice sounded somewhat distorted when he spoke.
"... What did you say?"
Unable to endure it, Cang Lan was about to rush down to give that guy who didn't know the immensity of Heaven and Earth a painful lesson, but was grabbed by the waist by Yao Yue.
Inside there... there was nothing.
This beggar looked to be in his fifties, with a head of messy, graying hair, a wine Gourd tucked into his waist, and a bulbous nose stained with quite a bit of dirt from his recent intimate encounter with the earth.
"Eh, eh, eh, why is the ground shaking? Why am I about to fall?"
Thud!
The beggar's face smashed heavily into the ground, sliding more than six feet on his face alone before the rest of his body fell like a corpse.
The other party's anger was only on the surface; he was not actually angry over this small matter.
Trying to rely on being old to bully the young, preparing to stage a fake accident to extort me, are you?
Heh.
And while he was thinking, the beggar "corpse" lying on the ground twitched, raised a finger with black dirt under the nail, and scratched his torn pants at the buttocks.
Unless that beggar makes a move himself.
Did he miss?
Just as the beggar was doubting whether his skills had grown rusty, he heard a faint, mocking taunt from above his head.
"Fellow Daoist, a piece of advice: drink a little less alcohol. You can trip on flat ground; if you get too drunk one day, don't go and trip yourself to death."
But his subsequent reaction made Ren Yidao somewhat unable to understand.
So, is it really Spirit Transformation?
The smell on his body could kill a person even against the wind, not to mention that Ren Yidao is a Fox Demon with a keen sense of smell.
But Ren Yidao never expected that the old beggar's next sentence would bring him such a shock.
In the past, having a few Human Realm cultivators was considered decent; how come such cultivators are popping up now?
Not only that, when Ren Yidao went to look for a map earlier, he had also sensed the presence of several Earth Realm auras.
It can only be said that it is a typical beggar appearance that fits Ren Yidao's stereotypes perfectly.
Slap.
Although Ren Yidao had controlled his force to the Golden Core Initial Stage, that finger strike was extremely tricky; an ordinary Dharma Aspect would definitely not be able to withstand it.
But just as he took a step, the swaying beggar seemed to have his foot tripped by a stone and unintentionally bumped toward Ren Yidao.
Yet he staggered and stumbled backward for seven or eight steps, actually dissipating all that force without showing any abnormality.
What are you doing?
Bang!
A massive force struck the beggar's shoulder out of thin air, and he was repelled by a single finger.
Once I reach Asking Dao, will it be a case of "Formless everywhere, Void-Refining no better than a dog"?
He stumbled and lunged toward Ren Yidao just like that...
"Heh, if you insist on interpreting it that way, that's fine too, suit yourself."
Hm?
Ren Yidao raised an eyebrow; he sensed something was not quite right.
As he spoke, he rushed forward, intending to tug at Ren Yidao's sleeve.
Although Ren Yidao was somewhat interested in the beggar's purpose for coming here, he had no desire to get to the bottom of it at this moment.
111.253.209.85
He hurriedly scrambled up from the ground and looked at his own palm.
Ren Yidao saw it very clearly; the beggar had definitely not been subjected to any external interference while flying, so he should not have changed his flight trajectory.
Trying to stir up trouble?
And that beggar also realized at this moment that it wasn't that his skills were rusty, but that he had been caught red-handed.
The beggar was stunned.
Yaoyue, hiding in the restaurant watching the show: "Haha!"
Cang Lan, who was being held down by her to the side, snorted angrily: "Hmph! Does he even deserve it!?"
Ren Yidao was just about to move to intercept, but the moment before he exerted force, the person flying through the air suddenly changed direction and landed beside Ren Yidao.
"Sigh, running into this kind of thing when going out is really annoying... Hm?"
Ren Yidao stated that he did not accept this kind of development.
"You, you, you!!!"
Ren Yidao twitched the corner of his mouth, gave a disdainful chuckle, and raised his hand to point a finger at the approaching beggar.
Is this still the Beiming Divine Continent I know?
The beggar, who hadn't been angry when treated like that by the people in the restaurant earlier, suddenly flew into a rage, glaring at Ren Yidao with a pair of eyes that were bloodshot and murky from drinking.
"You young man, how can you strike an old man!"
The beggar looked at Ren Yidao in a daze, pointing and jabbing at him, his face flushed red.
"Are you cursing this old man to drink himself to death?"
It was obvious that he was making a mountain out of a molehill.
"You are not allowed to leave! You must stay and be this old man's apprentice!"
"Eh?"
Ren Yidao had originally had some interest, but now it had all been ruined by this old beggar.
"Nonsense."
"Get lost."
End of Chapter
