[Comedy] [No morals] [Scoundrel]

"Ren Yidao! I beg you, please act like a human being!"

"Eh? Why would I want to be human? I’m a fox immortal, after all."

……

Why do you all insist on scolding me for not being human?

Saying I lack humanity?

Although, I suppose I am not technically human.

But you can’t just slander my good name out of thin air!

I am merely a little fox who harms both man and beast.

What kind of bad intentions could I possibly have?

Be careful, or I’ll sue you for defamation!

I, Ren Yidao, am the dignified [Daoist Heir of the Shendao Sect], [the sole Imperial Tutor of the Beiqian Dynasty], [son of the Heavenly Fox Demon God], [Savior of the Demon Race], [the dream father of every Saintess], [the Supreme Sage and Teacher of Humanity], [the Golden Immortal of Merit across Confucianism, Buddhism, and Daoism]……

Am I not qualified to be a foster father to a few princesses and saintesses?

Can I not be a disaster-bringing demon tutor who disrupts the imperial court for once?

Am I not fit to be this Savior of the Demon Race?

How can there be such an unreasonable world!

Watch as I sweep away this foul wind and restore a bright and clear world to the heavens!

"Come, my dear fairy, relax, don't be nervous."

"Just call me foster father."

……

This book is also known as "If You Do Not Mind, I Would Like to Adopt You as a Foster Daughter," or "Please, Fox Immortal, Act Like a Human," or perhaps "My Heart Is Black, But My Golden Body of Merit Is Real.