Chapter 61

"Ah!"

Appreciating this little girl with such unique taste, the Heavenly Fox Dao God did not dodge, letting her run up and dive directly into the Heavenly Fox's fur.

Sprawled out like a starfish on the soft belly, Li Lingling wished she could bury her entire body inside.

So soft!

So smooth!

So comfortable!

Ren Yidao was still praising this little girl in his heart for having good taste, when who knew he would be successfully Broken Defense the very next second.

Peeking her head out from the fur, Li Lingling didn't care that the white veil of her hat had been lifted, and shouted excitedly at Ren Yidao:

"That older brother!"

"Name your price!"

"Sell it to me!"

Her eyes widening, Shi Xue hadn't expected that her usually quiet and sensible cousin could give her such a huge surprise right off the bat.

???

"Lingling! What are you saying!?"

How are you even more troublesome than your younger brother!

Ren Yidao tilted his head, looking at the girl's innocent and sincere eyes that didn't seem fake, and a question mark slowly appeared above his head.

?

Blinking, Ren Yidao asked uncertainly:

"Uh, what did you say?"

Excuse me?

What did you say?

Do you really know what you are asking?

You, want me, to sell myself to you...

Are girls these days so wild right from the start!

Why don't you follow the standard procedure?

Even if you went to a flower house, wouldn't you have to banter with those singing and dancing big sisters for a while?

First you have to listen to them talk about the past, things like "a tragic history of meeting the wrong man!", "I haven't even been betrothed yet!", "I sell my art, not my body!"...

Talking about price right away is truly too barbaric.

Not elegant at all.

Hmm.

I actually quite like it.

Contrary to Shi Xue's expectations, Ren Yidao was not angry; he chuckled and shook his head, not answering Li Lingling's question.

Li Lingling frowned slightly, feeling that Ren Yidao thought she was joking, and twitched her delicate nose.

"I am serious, name your price, I won't let you lose money."

"Serious?"

"Serious!"

"Even if you are serious, it's no use; I have no way to sell myself to you."

"You!!!"

Watching the girl bite her lip with her fangs, Ren Yidao, pricked by that unwilling gaze, felt exceptionally delighted.

This is the scene I was waiting for.

I just love seeing you look so unwilling.

"It's not that I don't want to sell to you, it's really that..."

"Why say so much to him!?"

Just as Ren Yidao was about to explain, an untimely cold snort made him swallow the rest of his words, and he turned his head to look over with a smile that wasn't quite a smile.

A young man somewhat similar to the girl was being helped to stand by a eunuch, snorting coldly:

"If you want it, just snatch it away!"

【A wild spoiled brat has appeared!】

Yo!

It's a spoiled brat!

Seeing one for the first time, it's really fresh.

Thus, in order to continue watching this young man's upcoming performance, Ren Yidao took the initiative to advance the plot.

Restraining the smile at the corner of his mouth, he glanced at the other party and spoke indifferently:

"This young man, do you think Ren is easy to bully?"

"Earlier, you broke into Ren's Wudaochang and ruined my Dao realm. I originally considered your youth and didn't want to hold it against you, but now, shouldn't you give me an explanation?"

【Ren Yidao uses Provocation! It's super effective!】

Li Yiyi had been startled by the other party's white fox earlier, and feeling resentful after losing face, he was now even more furious upon hearing this, shouting angrily:

"An explanation? What explanation do I need to give you... ah!"

He met a pair of cold, smiling eyes and almost fell over again in fright.

【Ren Yidao uses Intimidation! It's super effective!】

Coming to his senses, the embarrassed and furious Li Yiyi tugged hard on Eunuch Yang's sleeve and shouted:

"Eunuch Yang! He is being disrespectful to me, hurry up and teach him a lesson for me!"

This damn guy, to think he made me lose face so many times!

I must make him wish he were dead!

Eunuch Yang, who had always been obedient to his every word, did not follow the order this time and stood quietly in place.

"Your Highness, please stop making a scene."

A scene?

Li Yiyi widened his eyes, completely Broken Defense, and roared:

"Even you dare to disobey me now!?"

"Do you also think that my mother has fallen out of favor?"

"If it weren't for my mother thinking highly of you back then, you would have long since..."

Slap!

A forceful slap landed on the youth's face, sending him staggering.

Ren Yidao: Wow~

He looked with surprise at that heroic girl who had struck so decisively.

It was not the hot-tempered female knight Shi Xue.

It was Li Lingling, who had just been lying over there petting a fox.

She looked coldly at her brother, who was clutching his face in a daze, and said in a chilling voice:

"Li Yiyi, shut your mouth."

"But, he..."

Slap!

"Shut up."

"Li Lingling, you dare hit me!? You have no right to discipline me..."

Slap!

As the third slap landed, Li Lingling couldn't even be bothered to speak; she just raised her hand and stared at the stunned Li Yiyi.

Go on, say it?

If you open your mouth again, I will slap you.

If you don't believe me, just try it.

Li Yiyi: "..."

His Adam's apple bobbed, and Li Yiyi finally gritted his teeth and lowered his head...

Then he was grabbed by the ear and hauled back up!

"Apologize to Eunuch Yang!"

The light had vanished from Li Yiyi's eyes; like a walking corpse, he lowered his head toward Eunuch Yang and said dully:

"Eunuch Yang, I misspoke."

Wiping the fine sweat from his forehead, Eunuch Yang hurriedly stepped aside, saying repeatedly:

"Ah... Your Highness, please don't say that; this old servant's life was indeed saved by the Empress."

So, the absurd rumors in the palace about the Princess were actually true...

Princess Li Lingling was told by the Imperial Physician at birth that her natural spirit meridians were blocked, and she would only ever be a Body Cultivator who focused on Qi and blood.

But the point that Ren Yidao marveled at was completely different from Eunuch Yang.

He was silently lamenting:

Sure enough, an older sister is a different kind of creature to a younger brother.

I don't know if he was beaten into submission since childhood, or if there really is that kind of innate bloodline suppression.

Li Yiyi clearly had the chance to dodge, yet he took every single slap squarely.

"Apologize to this Daoist as well."

But this time, Li Yiyi still had a bit of backbone and stubbornly refused to lower his head.

With a slight frown, Li Lingling finally let go and bowed slightly toward Ren Yidao herself.

"My foolish brother has caused you trouble; I will teach him well after we return, please do not take offense, Daoist."

Offense?

I don't take offense, I don't take offense at all!

You can hit him for a while longer; I can even pay for a ticket.

With his Divine Path Jingsheng to the Earth Realm, and having watched a good show for so long, Ren Yidao was in a rather good mood.

"It is nothing, you don't need to take it to heart; he is still a child, it is only natural for him to make some mistakes."

Li Yiyi:!!?

Clenching his fists, Li Yiyi was just about to speak when he noticed two pairs of icy gazes.

Love coming from Li Lingling and Shi Xue.

He had overlooked one thing: older sisters are extremely dangerous creatures, and there were two of them right here!

Gulp.

His Adam's apple bobbed up and down, and Li Yiyi forced an awkward but polite smile onto his face, obediently lowering his arrogant head.