Chapter 137: Xu Xian Falls in Love with a Snake, Luo Zijun and the Snake Demon's Flirtation
Fallen in love with a snake?
Luo Zijun's heart gave a jolt, and he looked at him with a face full of astonishment.
Xu Xian, fallen in love with a snake?
Although the Xu Xian before him was not the real Xu Xian, who could guarantee that the one the White Snake was looking for was the real Xu Xian?
"Is it Miss Bai Bai?"
Luo Zijun asked hurriedly.
Xu Xian was stunned, and wiping his tears, he said, "Miss Bai Bai... who is that?"
Luo Zijun: "..."
This guy, sure enough, meets one, loves one, and once he loves one, he forgets the previous one.
Since it wasn't Bai Bai, then who could it be?
Just as he was about to ask, he discovered there were others in the room.
The woman named Axiu stood before the table, biting her lip, her eyebrows twitching slightly, as if she felt this guy was crazy for actually saying he had fallen in love with a snake.
"Miss Axiu, you go out first; you don't need to serve here."
Luo Zijun instructed.
Axiu hurriedly lowered her head and said, "Yes, Young Master Luo."
Having said that, she hurriedly retreated and helped them close the room door.
Only then did Luo Zijun hurriedly ask, "Xiaoxian, what do you mean when you say you just fell in love with a snake?"
Xu Xian lowered his head, weeping, his face full of shame; he hesitated for quite a while before finally speaking in a bashful manner.
It turned out that some time ago, one night, while passing through a small alley, he discovered a woman covered in wounds who was about to starve to death.
His kindness flared up, and he immediately went to buy steamed buns for the woman to eat.
Then, under the woman's weeping and pleading, his heart softened again, and he went to rent a house for her to live in.
"Brother Luo, you have to believe me; I did this truly because I felt she was pitiful and couldn't bear it, so I helped her. It was absolutely not because I coveted her beauty..."
"That night, she was so grateful to me that she held onto me and wouldn't let me leave, asking me to stay and keep her company, and then I... I stayed..."
Luo Zijun hurriedly asked, "Did you sleep with her that night?"
Xu Xian's face turned red and his ears hot, and he lowered his head, saying, "I... I couldn't resist..."
Luo Zijun's gaze flickered.
At the same time, his heart secretly let out a sigh of relief.
Since that woman was so casual, she definitely wasn't the White Snake.
Xu Xian wiped his tears and said, "After one night of intimacy, the next day, not long after I returned home, I started... started missing her, so I went to find her again that night..."
Luo Zijun asked, "And slept together again?"
Xu Xian lowered his head and said, "I... I couldn't help myself... I couldn't control my feelings..."
Luo Zijun: "..."
"For three consecutive days, I completely fell in love with her. But... but on the morning of the third day, she suddenly cried and told me that she was actually a snake..."
"I didn't believe it at the time, but as a result, she suddenly grew out a thick, long snake tail, which almost scared me to death..."
Luo Zijun immediately asked, "What color was the snake tail?"
Xu Xian still had lingering fears and said, "Yellow... yellow..."
Luo Zijun didn't speak again.
Xu Xian wiped his tears and continued, "She cried and told me that she had cultivated in the mountains for many years before she could turn into a human and come here. After arriving here, she was kind to people and never harmed anyone, but everyone bullied her, was unwilling to take her in, and even insulted her and beat her, so she ended up on the streets and almost starved to death..."
"She said that ever since I saved her that day, she had completely fallen in love with me. She said she wanted to stay by my side for the rest of her life and serve me..."
"That day, after I returned home in a daze, I slept at home for two days, forcing myself not to think about her anymore, not to go find her again—she was a snake, after all..."
"But, I couldn't do it, I just couldn't..."
"I dream every night; in my dreams, there is her sticking out her tongue to seduce me... her cute expressions, her gentle gaze, her soft caresses..."
"On the third night, I finally couldn't endure the longing, went to her place, and stayed intimate with her for an entire night..."
"After that night, I completely fell in love with her..."
"Whether she is human or snake, or whatever thing, I don't care. She is so beautiful, so kind, so what if she is a snake? So, I swore to take care of her for the rest of my life and marry her home, but that day, she cried and told me she was about to die..."
"I hurriedly asked her what was going on, and she said she was a snake demon and was about to undergo the Thunder Tribulation; with her current cultivation, she would surely die..."
"I hurriedly asked her what to do, and she said... she needed some expensive medicinal herbs to cultivate, and also needed... needed to absorb a man's Yang Energy every day, especially a scholar's..."
Hearing this, Luo Zijun immediately felt something was wrong.
"And then?"
He asked hurriedly.
Xu Xian lowered his head and wept: "I love her very much, so of course I didn't want her to die, so I gave her all the money I had on me to let her buy the herbs, and then I went home to steal—stealing from my father and mother, stealing from my younger sister, and even lying to my sister, saying I had been framed and blackmailed and needed a lot of silver, otherwise people would beat me to death..."
Luo Zijun thought to himself: No wonder that little girl had such an explosive temper, and only had one tael of silver on her; it turns out she had such a sister-scamming brother.
Xu Xian suddenly began to sob: "She was very grateful to me, and that night she was intimate with me several more times. I thought that her absorbing my Yang Energy alone would be enough, but who knew that the next morning, she would tell me with tears in her eyes that my Yang Energy alone wasn't quite enough, and she hoped I could find a few more scholars and bring them over for her to absorb..."
Luo Zijun: "..."
"Um, Xiaoxian, is it convenient to ask, how does she absorb the Yang Energy?"
Xu Xian covered his face with both hands, sobbed for a while, and then said: "It's just like that... absorbing from both top and bottom..."
Luo Zijun looked at him and said: "And then? You didn't agree, did you?"
Xu Xian cried and said: "I... I of course didn't agree. She is my woman, I love her, and she loves me... I left in anger, swearing never to go find her again, but only two days later, I couldn't endure it. Every day my mind was filled with her, every night I dreamed of her... I, I really couldn't endure the longing, so... so I came to the Brothel, wanting to forget her here..."
Luo Zijun was speechless.
Xu Xian said with a face full of tears: "Brother Luo, tell me... tell me what I should do? Should I forget her completely, or... or..."
Luo Zijun looked at him and said, "What are you thinking in your heart?"
A look of pain appeared on Xu Xian's face: "I... I don't want her to die..."
Luo Zijun said, "Then, are you prepared to satisfy her, to take the initiative to find other men to bring back for her to drain?"
"Wuu..."
Xu Xian covered his face and wept again.
A sharp glint flickered in Luo Zijun's eyes, and after pondering for a moment, he asked, "You just said that during this period, ever since you met her, as long as you don't go to see her, you keep thinking of her, and you dream of her at night, is that right?"
Xu Xian nodded while crying: "I think of her every moment, and I dream of her every night... Last night with Axiu, I was thinking of her too... I, I miss her even more now..."
Luo Zijun's heart stirred, and he asked, "Did she give you anything?"
Xu Xian was stunned for a moment, then nodded, wiped his tears, took a red Money Pouch from his bosom, and said while crying: "This is what she gave me after we were intimate on the first night. She said it was her first strand of hair after taking human form, very precious, and she hoped I would keep it well and wear it on my body every day..."
Luo Zijun immediately took it, opened the Money Pouch, and looked inside.
Inside, there was indeed a strand of hair, but the color of the hair was actually yellow.
He lowered his head and sniffed it; it emitted a strange smell, fragrant, but also feeling... musky.
"Is her hair yellow now?"
Xu Xian wiped his tears and said: "It's black. She said it was yellow before, and others looked at her with strange eyes, so she dyed it black..."
Luo Zijun pondered for a moment and suddenly said: "Xiaoxian, how about you take me to see her?"
Xu Xian was taken aback upon hearing this, then widened his eyes as he looked at him, and suddenly shed tears again: "Brother Luo, you... you also want to be drained by her? We are friends, you... you actually... wuwu..."
Just as Luo Zijun was about to explain, he suddenly wiped his tears again, stood up, and said: "Forget it, let her drain you if she wants. As long as she can live, what does it matter if she drains a few men? Since I love her, I cannot be this selfish. To let her live, I... I am willing to do anything! Besides, Brother Luo is not a stranger. Let's go, I will take you to her place and let her drain you!"
Luo Zijun: "..."
"No, Xiaoxian, you misunderstood. I just want to go over and see her, not go over to be drained by her. I have many beautiful Young Maids at home; I really don't need that."
Xu Xian looked at him with teary eyes and said somewhat resentfully: "There are also the cute and beautiful Bai Bai and Qingqing, right?"
Luo Zijun said: "Yes."
Xu Xian sobbed and said: "Brother Luo, you don't know, although she isn't as pretty and cute as Bai Bai and Qingqing, she is very... very charming... You only need to go take one look, and you will definitely be willing and longing to be... to be drained by her..."
Luo Zijun did not speak, his gaze fixed on the Money Pouch in his hand and the strand of hair inside.
Xu Xian hurriedly snatched it back and stuffed it back into his chest.
"Let's go."
Luo Zijun smiled and said nothing more.
Since the other party relied on these little tricks to deceive this fool, and did so cautiously and step-by-step, it was evident that even if the other party really was a demon, she did not have any great ability. Or rather, the other party simply did not dare to expose her demonic aura and strength in the city.
Therefore, he had nothing to fear.
Since it was a snake demon, he naturally had to see it with his own eyes to be at ease.
Moreover, he could not just watch this guy in front of him be led around by the nose and eventually be drained into a dried corpse.
"Xiaoxian, your complexion is so pale, have you noticed any problems with your body recently?"
He asked suddenly.
While putting on his shoes, Xu Xian said with tear tracks on his face: "Just dizziness, body weakness, and also... too short..."
Luo Zijun suddenly said: "Can you lift your clothes and let me see your navel?"
"Ah?"
Xu Xian was startled.
Luo Zijun said sternly: "Have you forgotten? I am a doctor."
Only then did Xu Xian react; he hurriedly lifted his clothes and shyly puffed out his stomach.
Luo Zijun took a careful look, and his heart suddenly skipped a beat.
Below his navel, there appeared a faint black mark the size of a little finger's nail; if one didn't look carefully, it couldn't be seen at all.
But this was clearly the same as the previous patient; in a few more days, that black mark would likely truly manifest.
It really was being drained by a demon!
"Brother Luo, I... am I okay?"
Xu Xian looked at him with a face full of nervousness.
Luo Zijun feigned ease and said: "It's fine, let's go."
Only then did Xu Xian set his heart at ease, tidied his clothes, and followed behind him out the door. Axiu had been guarding outside the door; seeing the two come out, she hurriedly said with a face full of smiles: "Young Master Luo, everything is ready at Sister Shui Shui's place. Mother says you can go now."
Luo Zijun said: "I won't go today, I still have things to do, I'll come find her next time."
Having said that, he took the head-bowing Xu Xian downstairs.
Axiu was stunned for a moment and hurriedly went to notify Shui Shui.
When Luo Zijun led Xu Xian out the front door of Tianxian Pavilion, a window on the second floor suddenly opened, and Shui Shui's voice, full of resentment and anxiety, came down: "Young Master Luo! Young Master Luo! Don't go, you bad man, didn't you agree to come find me? I even specially changed my clothes and put on a bodice! Come up quickly, I don't want your money, I will serve you together with Sister Ziwei and four Young Maids!"
Luo Zijun ignored her and left quickly.
Xu Xian, however, kept looking back, his whole body feeling limp and drooling from Shui Shui's sweet, delicate voice, the content of her words, and her tender appearance.
After walking for another stretch, he couldn't help but say: "Brother Luo, that is Miss Shui Shui, she... she actually wants to serve you together with Miss Ziwei, and it's free... you, you really aren't going?"
Luo Zijun said: "If you want to go, go yourself."
Xu Xian wanted to go so badly, he dreamed of it, but...
"I... I don't want to go, I only have... only Xiaohuang in my heart..."
!
Luo Zijun said: "That snake demon is named Xiaohuang?"
Xu Xian said with some dissatisfaction: "Brother Luo, don't call her a snake demon, call her Miss Huang, otherwise she will be angry... Also, absolutely do not tell her that I told you her identity..."
Luo Zijun said: "I know."
Xu Xian snuck another glance at him and couldn't help but say, "Brother Zijun, is it... is it that you've played with too many human girls and are already bored of it, so you want to..."
Luo Zijun: "..."
"Little Xian, if I really am to be drained by her later, will you cry?"
Xu Xian immediately wore a pained expression: "I will... but I will hold it in. I... I am also doing this to save her."
Luo Zijun asked deliberately: "What if she takes a liking to me and doesn't want you anymore?"
Xu Xian was stunned, his expression changed instantly, and he hurriedly begged: "Brother Zijun, don't... you, you have so many beautiful girls at home, plus Bai Bai and Qingqing, please don't... don't snatch my woman again, I beg you..."
Luo Zijun said: "To tell you the truth, I just like snatching other people's women."
Xu Xian: "..."
Luo Zijun glanced at him and found that instead of being angry or cursing, he was following behind silently like a punching bag, looking resigned and sorrowful, with tears streaming down again, so he couldn't help but ask: "Do you have no temper at all? You don't even dare to throw a punch at me?"
Xu Xian sobbed timidly: "Brother Zijun, I... I don't dare... You are so formidable, you even dare to hit women..."
Then, he wept and pleaded: "Brother Zijun, if you really end up with Xiaohuang in the future, can you... can you please not hit her? If you hit me, I... my heart aches..."
Luo Zijun: "..."
"Then if I sleep with her, won't your heart ache?"
"It... it will also ache..."
"Then don't you have any resistance?"
"I do, woo... woooo..."
"..."
This fool was beyond saving.
Luo Zijun stopped teasing him and ordered: "Lead the way, walk faster, I can't wait any longer."
"Oh, woo..."
Xu Xian immediately led the way, walking quickly while sobbing.
Luo Zijun carefully observed behind him and found that no one seemed to be following.
Of course, he wasn't afraid of being followed here.
With so many people around, he didn't believe the other party would dare to make a move.
After several more twists and turns, they finally turned into a small alley in the north of the city.
Xu Xian cried even more sorrowfully, pointing ahead: "Brother Zijun, it's just ahead, woo... I feel so terrible."
Luo Zijun comforted him: "It's fine, don't feel bad, I'll let you listen from outside later."
Xu Xian: "..."
The two walked one after the other and soon stopped in front of a small courtyard gate.
Xu Xian wiped away his tears, straightened his clothes, and then stepped forward to knock on the door.
After a few knocks, a delicate voice of a woman came from inside: "Who is it? My husband is not home, and there is only a weak woman like me here. If it is a man, I will not open the door."
Xu Xian was immediately moved, turned his head to look at Luo Zijun with eyes full of tears, and whispered: "Brother Zijun, did you hear that? Xiaohuang calls me husband and is loyal to me; if it weren't for the absolute necessity, she wouldn't have made such a request..."
Luo Zijun did not speak, his gaze fixed on the crack in the door.
Xu Xian hurriedly knocked a few more times, holding back his sorrow as he shouted: "Xiaohuang, it's me, Xu Xian!"
"Ah! It's husband! Husband is back!"
Following that, a flurry of footsteps approached.
"Creak..."
The gate opened, and the first things to emerge were not feet, not legs, not a face, but a pair of extremely towering mounds on her chest, looking like two large watermelons!
The corners of Luo Zijun's mouth twitched uncontrollably.
Xu Xian also looked at the two large watermelons first, his face instantly flushing red with excitement, his breathing rapid as he said: "Xiaohuang, I've missed you so much after not seeing you for a few days."
However, Xiaohuang's gaze did not land on him, but instead on Luo Zijun, who stood beside him with a tall stature, handsome face, and an elegant, dashing air.
Luo Zijun's gaze was also sizing her up at this moment.
This woman had a slender figure, a gorgeous appearance, a pair of watery eyes, and an astonishing chest.
The scene went quiet for a moment.
Luo Zijun hurriedly cupped his hands and bowed his head: "This humble one, Luo Zijun, greets Miss Huang."
Xiaohuang hurriedly folded her hands over her slender waist, bowed her head and lowered her body in a graceful salute, her face slightly flushed as she said shyly: "This humble woman, Huang Su, greets Young Master."
While bowing, she frequently lifted her gaze to sneak a peek at the handsome youth before her, her chest heaving and her face turning even redder.
Xu Xian watched this scene from the side, feeling immense heartache, yet he had to force a smile: "Xiaohuang, I... I brought Young Master Luo here today specifically to... to visit you."
Xiaohuang bit her lip and said shyly in a low voice: "Husband, thank you, I... I love you so much..."
Xu Xian was immediately moved and held her hands: "Xiaohuang, I... I love you too!"
Xiaohuang gave a reserved smile, pulled her hand from his palm, looked at the youth to the side with her watery eyes, and said shyly: "Young Master Luo, please come in..."
Luo Zijun looked into her eyes, said a word of thanks, and entered the door.
"Creak..."
Xiaohuang closed the gate, slid the bolt into place, and then hurriedly walked ahead with her head lowered, swaying her slender waist and hips to pour tea for the two.
Luo Zijun and Xu Xian entered the room and sat down on the chairs.
Xu Xian looked at the woman's graceful figure and towering peaks, his expression one of utter desolation.
"Young Master Luo, please have some tea."
Xiaohuang brought over the steaming tea, bent over to offer it to Luo Zijun, the cleavage on her chest bottomless, her watery eyes staring straight at him with a shy, smiling expression.
Luo Zijun took the teacup and said: "Many thanks."
Xiaohuang glanced at him a few more times with a flushed face, then picked up another cup of tea and offered it to Xu Xian, saying in a delicate voice: "Husband, please have some tea."
Xu Xian hurriedly took it, his gaze stealing a few glances at the cleavage on her chest, and as he swallowed his saliva, he couldn't help but say, "Xiaohuang, I..."
Xiaohuang beamed, saying in a delicate voice, "Husband, if you have things to do, don't worry about me; just leave after you finish your tea. I will entertain Young Master Luo well by myself, it's fine."
Xu Xian: "..."
"Huh?"
Luo Zijun suddenly let out a "huh," smacked his lips, looked at the tea in his hand, and said, "Why does this tea have a strange smell?"
Upon hearing this, Xiaohuang hurriedly turned and walked over, asking in confusion, "How could that be? What strange smell?"
Luo Zijun frowned slightly and said, "It seems to be... it's the smell of urine..."
As he spoke, he handed it to her and said, "Miss Huang, have a taste."
"How could that be."
Xiaohuang looked puzzled, immediately took it, cast him a shy glance, touched her red lips to the wet rim of the cup, took a light sip, and asked in confusion, "It's not, the taste is correct..."
Luo Zijun said, "Try taking a big gulp? I just feel the taste isn't quite right."
Upon hearing this, Xiaohuang had no choice but to take another big gulp, saying, "Young Master Luo, I feel the taste is perfectly fine; could it be that you are not used to this tea?"
Luo Zijun suddenly laughed and said, "Miss Huang, I was just teasing you earlier; I just felt that Miss Huang is so beautiful and charming, so I wanted to let Miss Huang drink... my saliva, that's all."
Once these words were spoken, the room suddenly fell silent.
Xiaohuang suddenly let out a giggle, then set down the teacup in her hand, came over, reached out to playfully slap his chest, and laughed coquettishly, "Young Master Luo, you are so bad..."
Luo Zijun grabbed her soft, delicate hand and gave a light tug, pulling her soft body into his embrace.
Luo Zijun hurriedly said, "Miss Huang, you mustn't, your husband is still here."
Xiaohuang giggled, and while slapping his chest, she twisted her body and said in a delicate, coy voice, "Young Master Luo, it is clearly you, you bad man, bullying me the moment we meet, hmph, I'll hit you, I'll hit you..."
"I'll hit you too, hit you."
Luo Zijun took the opportunity to wrap his arms around her slender waist, while one hand also gently tapped against her chest.
Xiaohuang smelled the rich scholarly aura on him, and she instantly felt soft and weak, both shy and excited, pressing her entire body directly into his embrace, her eyes watery and her face flushed red, as she said in a shy, coquettish laugh, "Young Master Luo is so bad, so bad."
"Miss Huang is also so bad, so bad."
The two pressed together, rubbing against each other and flirting, laughing while waving their hands to tap each other, as if no one else were present.
Xu Xian, who was sitting to the side: "..."
Luo Zijun hurriedly said again, "Miss Huang, don't be like this, your husband is still watching."
Xiaohuang, while clinging to him and rubbing against him in his arms, giggled and said, "Let him watch... you bad man, can you stop hitting me there..."
"I want to hit, I want to hit..."
Luo Zijun, while tapping, held her and swayed his body; at some unknown moment, a Dagger suddenly appeared in the hand that was tapping her chest, and while he continued to stab it rapidly into her chest, he said, "I want to hit, I want to hit, I'll beat you to death..."
Just as Xiaohuang was clinging to his neck, giggling with her body trembling like a flower in the wind, she suddenly realized something was wrong; she looked down and discovered that her chest was already covered in blood...
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