Chapter 138: The Despicable and Vicious Scholar, the Shame of Xu Xian
"Whoosh!"
Xiaohuang suddenly leapt up from his embrace.
Then she lowered her head, eyes wide, looking at the fresh blood gushing from her chest and those dense, packed blood holes, her face dazed.
"You... what are you doing?"
She raised her head, looking at the young scholar before her, seemingly a bit bewildered for a moment.
Luo Zijun was startled upon hearing this and said, "What do you mean what am I doing? Miss Huang, what is wrong with you? Weren't we having a good time?"
Only then did Xiaohuang feel a terrifying, sharp pain strike from her chest; her body trembled in pain, and she looked down at her chest again, then looked up at him and said, "You... what did you just stab me with?"
Luo Zijun stood up, full of confusion, looked down, and said, "I didn't. I haven't even taken off my pants yet."
The corners of Xiaohuang's mouth twitched, and her gaze turned to his right hand.
Luo Zijun was stunned for a moment, then hurriedly raised his right hand, which was empty, and said, "I was just patting you with my palm earlier. Look, it was just a pat like this..."
As he spoke, he walked over and patted her lightly with his palm again.
Then, a cold glint flashed, and a Dagger suddenly appeared in his hand.
"Pfft! Pfft! Pfft!"
The Dagger stabbed her neck three times as fast as lightning, and then he immediately jumped away, the Dagger in his hand suddenly vanishing again.
The room fell into dead silence.
Xiaohuang stiffened, then slowly raised her hand to touch her neck.
The rapidly gushing blood instantly stained her fingers red, flowing quickly from between them.
She suddenly felt a wave of dizziness hit her and staggered a few steps on the spot.
The blood gushing from her chest and neck soon stained her skirt red, dripping down her thighs onto the floor.
A pool of blood soon appeared on the ground...
Xu Xian, who was still sitting in the chair nearby, was instantly scared silly by this scene, his mouth agape, his face wearing a dumbstruck expression.
Xiaohuang's whole body began to tremble; not knowing if it was from the pain or anger, she widened her eyes, looking at the young scholar before her, as if heartbroken, as if in disbelief, and asked with a trembling voice, "Why... why? Why did you stab me?"
Luo Zijun raised both hands, still looking innocent: "I didn't stab you. Look, I have nothing in my hands."
The room suddenly fell into silence once more.
Xiaohuang was furious, truly furious.
This person was actually being blatant, treating her like a fool!
The intense pain surged toward her like a tide, making her whole body shiver.
She suddenly bared her teeth, a hoarse roar issuing from her throat, her black pupils suddenly turning scarlet, and she said with a ferocious face, "You... you are a scholar, why are you so despicable and vicious? Did he tell you that I am a snake demon? But I haven't harmed anyone! Why, why did you stab me the moment we met? Why!"
By the end, she was gritting her teeth, and her entire cheek was suddenly covered in cracks, making her look even more ferocious.
She could not understand it; she truly could not understand it.
Why, the moment they met, when she hadn't revealed any flaws, did this little bastard suddenly stab her, and furthermore, he did it while he was provoking her, when her heart was fluttering and her desire was overflowing, he suddenly launched a sneak attack...
But even if it was a sudden sneak attack, as a demon, how could her reaction be so slow that she was stabbed so many times without reacting, and in the end, she even watched helplessly as this little bastard stabbed her neck three more times...
Was it because this youth's rich scholarly aura, handsome face, and charming demeanor had bewitched her?
"I really didn't stab you."
Luo Zijun was still quibbling: "I am a man of letters, how could I stab someone? Even if I really wanted to stab someone, I wouldn't do it like this; it's impossible to have so much blood. Miss Huang, you have wronged me..."
As he spoke, he walked over, and his fist, already brimming with force, suddenly appeared before her, and then with a "Boom," it smashed heavily into her face!
Xiaohuang's head was knocked sideways, and she flew out, falling in a wretched state at the doorway.
She immediately leapt up from the ground, but her facial bones were sunken, her body swayed, and she felt dizzy.
She finally realized.
She had been poisoned...
She suddenly remembered that cup of tea, and was instantly both shocked and angry; two fangs suddenly grew from the corners of her mouth, and with a "Whoosh," the clothes behind her tore, revealing a yellow tail.
Her cheeks suddenly became sharp and thin, and she roared with red eyes, "You despicable, shameless, sinister, and vicious scholar! I have no grudge against you..."
"You wanted to drain me dry; do you call that having no grudge?"
Luo Zijun finally stopped pretending, clenched his fists, and walked toward her step by step: "Didn't you want to drain me dry tonight, and then peel off my skin to keep as a collection? Just because I am handsome?"
"You..."
Xiaohuang's pupils instantly constricted, her face filled with shock and suspicion.
How could this brat know the thoughts in her heart?
Luo Zijun said, "You say you have never harmed anyone; clearly... you are talking shit!"
Having said that, he charged up again and smashed a fist toward her chest!
Who would have thought that this time, Xiaohuang's figure flashed, and she suddenly vanished from where she stood.
The next second, she appeared eerily behind him!
Luo Zijun's expression changed, and he immediately turned around.
A swirling demon wind suddenly appeared around Xiaohuang, and her entire aura of a demon erupted forth.
The wounds that had been gushing blood actually began to heal rapidly.
She gritted her teeth and said, "Your poison is very powerful, but you used it on the wrong target! I am naturally gifted with Hundred Poisons Immunity!"
As her demon aura appeared all over her body, a thin, milky-white light shield suddenly appeared around Luo Zijun with a "Whoosh."
On that light shield, there were actually dense, packed characters rapidly swimming about.
Luo Zijun's heart stirred: Literary Qi!
When a scholar encounters a demon, the Literary Qi automatically appears to protect its master!
He turned his head to look; Xu Xian, who was trembling on the chair, seemed to have also sensed the terrifying demon aura, and a thin shield of Literary Qi had also appeared around his body.
It was just that the opponent's light shield was as thin as a cicada's wing and nearly on the verge of shattering; it was simply incomparable to his.
And this Literary Qi shield seemed to be visible only to him and this monster.
His line of sight was clearly the line of sight of his divine soul.
"Go to hell!"
This monster, which looked like a weasel spirit, suddenly unleashed a skill, and a precious sword condensed from demonic Qi suddenly thrust toward Luo Zijun's chest!
"Zheng—"
A buzzing sound!
That precious sword fiercely collided with the Literary Qi light shield in front of Luo Zijun, and Luo Zijun was instantly knocked flying by this immense force, falling heavily into the small courtyard outside.
But when he climbed up from the ground, he discovered that the Literary Qi light shield on his body was actually completely intact.
Yet the monster's precious sword had suddenly shattered and disappeared.
"Such strong Literary Qi!"
Seeing this scene, Huang Su felt secretly alarmed in her heart, and just as she was about to continue her attack, that feeling of dizziness and vertigo struck her again.
At the same time.
Seeing that he had the Literary Qi light shield protecting his body, Luo Zijun immediately clenched his fists and took the initiative to charge toward her.
"Bang!"
While Huang Su's head was spinning and she had not yet reacted, she was suddenly knocked flying by a punch.
Fortunately, she had demonic Qi protecting her body.
This punch did not cause her much damage. However, at this very moment, looking at the Literary Qi shield spinning endlessly around the opponent's body, as well as the martial artist aura emanating from him, she knew that she could not kill the opponent today.
She was truly blind!
This despicable and shameless scholar was actually a martial artist!
"Good! Very good!"
She jumped up from the ground, gnashed her teeth with a ferocious grin, and said, "Brat, you have successfully angered this deity! You despicable, shameless, insidious, and cunning scholar martial artist, today this deity will let you taste the signature ultimate technique of Huang Daxian—Stink! Piercing! The! Heavens!"
Having said that, her tail suddenly emitted a "boom" sound, spraying out a huge cloud of yellow mist, and her entire body suddenly "whooshed" straight upward, flying toward the roof, fast as lightning!
Then she directly crashed through the roof tiles and flew out.
The yellow mist suddenly sprayed from her tail instantly exploded, filling the entire room; it was strangely pungent and stank to the extreme!
"Ugh—"
Although they were not sprayed directly in the face by that yellow mist, Luo Zijun and Xu Xian still could not help but vomit together.
"Hahahaha..."
The opponent stood on the roof, laughing wildly, and then said bitterly, "Brat, you wait for this deity! Once this deity recovers from these injuries, it will be the death anniversary of you and your entire family! When the time comes, I will rape you before killing you! Kill you and then rape you! Hahahaha... This deity is leaving!"
Having said that, she leaped fiercely on the roof again, preparing to jump into the alley next door.
!
Who would have thought that at this very moment, a white shadow suddenly appeared strangely nearby, holding a thick Rolling Pin in its hand and striking her head with it.
"Clang!"
With a crisp sound, Huang Su's body, which had just leaped up, immediately plummeted straight down, and with a "bang," she crashed through the roof tiles and fell back into the room, coincidentally landing exactly where she had stood before.
Luo Zijun and Xu Xian were both startled.
But after the monster fell to the ground, it lay there, motionless.
Luo Zijun looked closely and was surprised to find that her skull had collapsed, and blood and brains were beginning to spill out from the shattered head.
She had her eyes wide open, her mouth grinning, and her ferocious face still maintained the savage smile from just a moment ago, but clearly, she had completely perished.
Luo Zijun was stunned for a moment, looked up, and did not discover any abnormalities.
Could it be that the roof was too hard and had smashed this monster's head flat?
He hesitated for a moment, but not daring to delay, he immediately picked up a teacup from the table and threw it at the monster on the ground.
The monster still lay on the ground, motionless.
The blood from her head instantly flowed all over the floor.
Luo Zijun immediately took out his Dagger, cautiously walked over step by step, suddenly "whooshed" past her, and stabbed her heart dozens of times with "pu-pu-pu" sounds before quickly jumping away.
Then, standing four or five meters away, he carefully observed for a while, and after discovering that the opponent indeed had no movement, he finally walked over again.
He grabbed the monster's hair, then gripped the Dagger in his other hand, stabbed her neck dozens of times with "pu-pu-pu" sounds, then stabbed her shattered head dozens of times with "pu-pu-pu" sounds, and finally, placed the Dagger in his hand against her neck, exerted force suddenly, and with a "chi" sound, directly severed her head.
Xu Xian, who had already been paralyzed with fear on the chair, was instantly so terrified by this scene that he lost control of his bowels, his whole body trembled, his eyes rolled back, and he was scared unconscious.
Luo Zijun ignored him, and seeing that this monster was truly completely dead, he finally breathed a sigh of relief.
He took a few long breaths, felt around the monster's body, and pulled out a yellow Money Pouch; it was bulging inside, clearly a Storage Bag.
He immediately put it away, and just as he was thinking about how to dispose of the monster's corpse, he suddenly saw a yellow light flickering on her abdomen.
"Demonic Core!"
His eyes lit up, and he immediately used the Dagger to cut open her belly, and sure enough, he found a golden Demonic Core inside!
He put away the Demonic Core, then pried open her belly again, searching inside to see if there were any other treasures.
At this time, Xu Xian happened to wake up slowly, and seeing this terrifying scene, he shook all over in fear, his eyes rolled back, and he fainted again.
The monster's body was already covered in yellow fur, her skin had become exceptionally rough, and her entire face and body looked particularly eerie and ferocious.
Luo Zijun thought for a moment, picked up her head with one hand and her body with the other, walked over, and kicked Xu Xian awake, saying, "Stop sleeping, come with me to the kitchen to dispose of the corpse."
Saying this, he walked out carrying the corpse first.
Seeing him carrying the bloody head in one hand and the bloody body in the other, Xu Xian was so terrified he trembled like chaff, hurriedly stood up shakily, his legs weak, and stumbled along behind him.
After arriving at the kitchen, he asked tremblingly, "Luo... Luo... Brother Luo, how... how do we dispose of it?"
Luo Zijun was lighting a fire in the stove, looked at him, and said, "Boil her until she's cooked and eat her; I'll eat her bottom half, and you eat her top half."
"Ugh—"
Xu Xian suddenly collapsed onto the ground, vomiting while shivering uncontrollably, his trousers already soaked through.
Luo Zijun lit a fire, stood up, and said, "I was teasing you. I'm burning it all to prevent her from coming back to life."
He did not know how to deal with a monster either.
But when he had just fought this monster, he saw that it seemed capable of automatically healing its wounds, so he worried that it might not be completely dead and perhaps still had a chance of reviving.
Therefore, he decided to destroy the corpse and eliminate all traces, leaving it no possibility of living again.
This was his first time killing a monster, yet he was surprisingly calm and composed.
Was it because of his Soul Refining, which had strengthened his body and courage?
By the way, this was clearly a weasel spirit, so why did it pretend to be a White Snake or Green Snake?
Could it be that the creature also read books often and knew that humans frequently fantasized about beautiful snake spirits, fox spirits, female ghosts, and the like appearing before them?
As for weasels, humans certainly detested them.
So, was that why it used the identity of a beautiful snake to seduce Xu Xian? And then used those weasel hairs to help control him?
It seems that once monsters become spirits, they are all very clever.
That White Snake and Green Snake were likely also pretending to be foolish in front of him.
He took out his Dagger and began to dismember the monster's corpse, then glanced at the doorway and warned, "Xiao Xian, today's events must not be spread. Also, you must immediately forget about the fact that I am a martial artist, understand? If I find out that you told anyone else..."
"Luo... Brother Luo, I swear, I... I will never tell anyone..."
Xu Xian hurriedly and tremblingly promised.
Even if he were given a hundred or a thousand more guts, he wouldn't dare to speak of it...
The scene from just a moment ago had truly scared him into wetting himself...
Brother Luo was not only ruthless when beating women, but even more ruthless when killing monsters—stabbing with a knife, cutting off heads, and now even dismembering the body...
He now felt like kowtowing and calling him 'Grandpa', terrified that this guy might get bloodthirsty, stab him to death in a frenzy, and then dismember him and burn him to ashes.
"Look, she must have eaten people too."
While dismembering the monster's corpse, Luo Zijun discovered a human eyeball in her stomach; he was so startled that his hand shook, and he nearly threw it into the pot.
Upon hearing this, Xu Xian was so terrified that his heart and gallbladder felt like they were splitting; he didn't dare to look at all.
Thinking of how he had been pining for this weasel spirit day and night during this period, he suddenly had the urge to smash his head against the wall.
However, he could not muster the courage; he was afraid of death...
Luo Zijun threw the monster's corpse into the fire and added plenty of firewood.
Then he went out to fetch water and began to clean up the bloodstains everywhere.
Seeing him leave the kitchen, Xu Xian hurriedly crawled out after him, collapsed in the small courtyard, and continued to shiver, his mind unable to stop replaying the scenes of his intimate, loving moments with this weasel spirit over these past days, along with all the sweet nothings he had whispered to it.
"Wuu—"
He suddenly covered his face and began to cry.
"It's fine."
As Luo Zijun wiped the blood off the ground, he comforted him: "Actually, you aren't the only one who has been intimate with a monster; many others have done the same, it just hasn't been spread around. There are even scholars who have been intimate with ghosts. And... humans and snakes..."
"Wuu—"
Xu Xian immediately covered his face and began to wail loudly.
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