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Chapter 684: The Blue Star Version of

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When Xia Luo realizes he has been reborn, what will happen?

The camera first cuts to Xia Luo's home.

His mother is still in sorrow, with Ma Dongmei comforting her on the side.

"If something really happens to Xia Luo, I don't want to live anymore."

"I won't hide it from everyone, Xia Luo has been without a father since he was a child. The moment Xia Luo was born, his father went missing! Wuwuwu!"

The audience watches this scene, thinking to themselves: "Are we starting with puns now?"

Ma Dongmei is seen crying on the side as well.

"Why is she crying?" Ye Mei wonders.

Ma Dongmei is heard saying: "Auntie, our family is in the same situation. My father's name is Ma Dong, and the moment I was born, my father was gone, so I am called Ma Dongmei! Wuwuwu!"

Just as the two women are hugging and crying non-stop, Xia Luo, who ran out of the hospital, returns.

At school, Xia Luo, who caused a huge scene, has already become a campus legend.

Zhang Yang and the effeminate Meng Te are seen squatting in the grass smoking, with Da Sha Chun standing to the side, waving his hands to disperse the smoke.

Zhang Yang has a cigarette in his mouth and says: "Xia Luo is quite an Ox, actually daring to hit a teacher!"

Meng Te takes the cigarette out of Zhang Yang's mouth, gestures with an orchid finger, and says: "I told you earlier that Xia Luo's brain has problems, it's too scary, I have to stay away from him in the future."

Zhang Yang snatches the cigarette back and says: "You don't need to, you have heavy yin energy, you counteract him."

"Disgusting! I just don't like playing with you boys, you're making me so angry," says Meng Te.

Zhang Yang hands the cigarette to Da Chun and tells him to put it out.

Just as Da Chun takes it, a voice rings out from the loudspeaker: "That big idiot smoking by the restroom, which class are you in? Get your butt to the Dean's office."

The camera switches to Qiu Ya's side.

She is seen pulling the zipper of her school uniform all the way to the top, then standing the collar up, directly covering the lower half of her face.

"Qiu Ya, think on the bright side, it was just a kiss," says the chubby girl beside her.

Ma Dongmei, who is passing by, suddenly shouts: "Hey! Let me tell you all, if you have something to say, say it to my face, don't gossip behind my back, chirping all day long!"

Ma Dongmei nimbly flips over from behind, puts her hands in her pockets and says: "But then again, don't you think Xia Luo is stupid? Daring to hit a teacher for my sake!"

"I warned him long ago that I can't date early, I have to focus on practicing the shot put. But look at him, he actually jumped out of a window just to chase me."

"When do you think Xia Luo will grow up?" she sighs.

At this moment, the people playing ball accidentally bump the ball into Qiu Ya, and they all start jeering and calling her "Sister-in-law Luo."

Ma Dongmei immediately scolds: "I'm giving you a Warning, things between me and Xia Luo aren't even set in stone yet! Disgusting!"

"Come on! Take a kick from your sister-in-law!"

It is clear that although Xia Luo has not yet returned, he has already become a topic of campus conversation.

And once he returns to campus, the Drama becomes even more interesting.

As soon as Xia Luo returns to class, he makes a Requirement to change seats, wanting to sit at the same desk as Qiu Ya.

Teacher Wang's classic line appears: "Are you aiming for your studies? I'm too embarrassed to point it out for you!"

In the Cinema, a burst of laughter rings out immediately.

"Then why can Yuan Hua sit at the same desk as Qiu Ya?"

"Can you compare yourself to Yuan Hua? Yuan Hua is a Three Good Student and an Excellent Cadre every year."

"By the way, speaking of student Yuan Hua, I want to give special praise. Just yesterday, student Yuan Hua won the first prize in the district-wide essay competition, and the essay title was—'My District Chief Father', let's give him a round of applause!"

Ye Mei cannot help but smile, thinking to herself: "Here it comes, the satirical technique commonly used in Comedy films!"

After Teacher Wang leaves, Xia Luo goes straight to change seats.

Yuan Hua looks aggressive and says in the most Evil tone: "Don't worry, I will be back sooner or later!"

What follows is the content from the trailer: Xia Luo Singing to Qiu Ya, and later Ma Dongmei pestering her to Sing too; out of impatience, he says directly: "Stop making a scene, wifey!"

The female Psychologist Ye Mei finally realizes the danger signal her body is sending.

After her tight skirt rubs against the chair, she intends to get up and go to the restroom, taking advantage of the trailer content she has already seen.

Ye Mei looks to the left, then looks to the right.

Going to the restroom in a cinema is very troublesome because you have to pass by many people, so you often have to choose the shortest route to say "excuse me" fewer times.

But with this delay, just as Ye Mei's bottom leaves the chair, the familiar prelude actually rings out in the Cinema!

—"A Cut of Plum Blossoms"!

Suddenly, the pleasantly Surprised audience lets out a faint gasp.

There is no help for it, our little Tong Shu is just popular right now!

It is the little pride of his "mom fans"!

The appearance of "A Cut of Plum Blossoms," plus the fact that the filter of the entire scene suddenly changes, makes Ye Mei hesitate before sitting back down.

"Let's finish watching this short segment first."

And how could Yuan Hua, a man who comes with his own background music, be a mere name without substance?

This segment of the Drama can be called one of the famous scenes in the movie; Luo Mo went to the set before and watched the two of them perform this part, and he couldn't even help but laugh out loud himself.

Ye Mei watches this part, listening to the uproarious laughter in the Cinema, and she laughs louder and louder along with them, without considering... the feelings of her bladder.

She clamps her slender legs in silk stockings tightly, then tenses her glutes, assuming a butt-lifting posture.

—"Just endure it and it will pass."

Xia Luo is seen returning home, where his mother is discussing her son's drastic change in temperament with an auntie.

Xia Luo directly takes her cigarette away and accuses her: "How many times have I told you to quit smoking? Don't you know how you're going to die in the future?"

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Xia Luo is seen returning to his room, and the turning point of the movie begins right here.

Looking at the Blue Star records filling his bookshelf, he said, "How many years have these people been famous?"

He was searching for something among a pile of albums, saying, "What about Luo Mo?"

He did not find Luo Mo's album.

Inside the Cinema, the audience instantly found it interesting: "This screenwriter is sneaking in advertisements!"

Luo Mo sneaks in advertisements, Ye Mei sneaks in beautiful legs.

Soon, Xia Luo suddenly reacted and couldn't help but let out a curse.

"Holy crap, Luo Mo isn't famous yet!"

He turned his head to look at the guitar hanging in his room; next to the guitar was a poster of the top Heavenly King and number one in the music scene, Chen Luo.

"Tong Shu isn't famous yet either!" Xia Luo continued.

"Li Junyi isn't famous yet either!"

Seeing this, the audience was amused.

Xia Luo's tone gradually became impassioned.

Outside the room, Xia Luo's mother and aunt heard a roar: "I'm going to be famous!!!"

He immediately took down the guitar and began Singing a song suitable for guitar accompaniment.

The prelude and vocals, familiar to the audience, spread throughout the Cinema.

That was a song by Li Junyi—"Those Flowers".

In an instant, many audience members began to gradually understand why so many songs on music platforms had suddenly changed their information to read "Charlotte Troubles" movie soundtrack.

"He actually was reborn to sing!" the audience was greatly surprised.

This movie was actually going to be about this!

In an instant, a large number of audience members began to get excited.

"When will all these songs be sung?"

"He won't become a big star later, will he!"

"Hey, he sang all the songs written by Luo Mo. According to this timeline, what will Luo Mo, who hasn't debuted yet, do when the time comes?"

Ye Mei was now incredibly uncomfortable and started to feel itchy.

"So curious about what will happen next."

Her body's limit of endurance and the clever Drama written by Luo Mo began a round of—top-tier tug-of-war!

………

………

The scene returned to the school.

On the rooftop, Yuan Hua was meeting with Qiu Ya.

"A Cut of Plum Blossoms" appeared again at this moment.

It was very strange; clearly, this song had such artistic conception, and Tong Shu's singing voice was so ethereal and clear, yet paired with this performance, it made people feel like they were going to laugh their heads off.

Yuan Hua turned his back to Qiu Ya, his eyes red, and said, "Are you okay? These past few classes..."

Qiu Ya shook her head repeatedly, her lips pressed tightly together.

"Don't worry, before I destroy someone, I must let them become arrogant!"

"I have already arranged for people to deal with him, just endure it a little longer." Yuan Hua said, "But fortunately, he still doesn't dare to do anything to you openly at school."

As soon as the words fell, a voice came from the school loudspeaker: "Hello, hello, is Qiu Ya there? Is Qiu Ya there?"

"Hello everyone, I am Xia Luo from Class 2, Grade 3. I have specially composed a song for you, and I will sing it for you during the lunch break."

In an instant, the prelude that the audience felt so familiar with appeared.

In the Cinema, many of Luo Mo's fans were instantly excited!

"'The You of the Past'! It's 'The You of the Past'!"

The singing echoed in the Cinema: "【Once dreamed of wielding a sword to roam the world, to see the prosperity of the world】."

"Too much!" Yuan Hua shouted loudly.

Qiu Ya raised her hand and interrupted him directly: "Don't speak."

Finally, an exasperated Ma Dongmei interrupted Xia Luo's singing.

The audience in the Cinema only felt that everything was too exquisite. It was strange; sitting in the cinema listening to songs from their own playlists, and having paid money for it, they actually felt super great!

Teacher Wang told Xia Luo: "Xia Luo, did you write those lyrics yourself?"

In an instant, the audience became nervous.

Ah? Could it be that he saw through it?

This was written by Luo Mo!

Only to hear Teacher Wang continue: "Thanks to you having a good Chinese teacher."

Hilarious, it turned out to be a False Alarm. But thinking about it, it made sense; according to this story background, Luo Mo was also still in school.

"Next week, the primary and middle school Singer competition; if you don't get a ranking, don't come back to see me." Teacher Wang hit him with a fan.

In this part of the Drama, Xia Luo originally sang "Nunchucks".

But Luo Mo changed it here.

Because he hadn't released "Nunchucks" yet...

Finally, it was changed to Xia Luo waving sticks around on stage and Singing a song called "Wukong".

The funny thing was, he only ended up getting third prize.

After Xia Luo returned to school, he became even more of a prominent figure. Yuan Hua found Chen Kai and other thugs to deal with Xia Luo, but ended up involving Ma Dongmei as well.

There was a detail here, which was that when the thugs also wanted to hit Ma Dongmei, Xia Luo flew over directly, shielding her body tightly, letting everyone punch and kick him.

Ye Mei felt there would likely be a sentimental scene coming up, so she prepared to get up again.

But just at this moment, Teacher Wang rode his bike past, shouting, "What are you doing!"

"Get lost!" the thugs roared.

Teacher Wang's foot had just left the pedal and hadn't even touched the ground yet when he rode right back off; the bicycle hadn't even stopped, and the whole sequence of movements was, well... a bit too silky.

Ye Mei was laughing so hard she couldn't catch her breath, and as she laughed, she sat back down, completely failing to consider that she might be the one who would be "slippery" (wet) later.

In the end, a Reversal occurred; Teacher Wang turned back, and with a set of fluid movements, he took care of all the thugs.

So this old guy was hiding his true strength!

On the way home, Ma Dongmei kept pestering Xia Luo.

Xia Luo kept trying to drive her away.

Ma Dongmei said, "As long as you say you hate me, I will disappear from your sight."

Xia Luo couldn't bring himself to say it in the end, and said, "I don't hate you!"

Ma Dongmei immediately changed her expression: "Hey! I knew you didn't hate me, hahahaha! Don't follow me, I'm going home to eat!"

Watching her Back Shadow as she left, Xia Luo's classic line appeared once more: "What a sin!"

The medley song "It Is Clearly" from the "King of Love Songs" appeared as background music.

The female Psychologist Ye Mei, however, steeled her heart.

"Can't dawdle anymore!"

She had been 【Truly Dawdling】 in her chair the whole time.

Gritting her teeth, she headed straight for the restroom.

……..

……..

"That's comfortable."

Returning to the Cinema, Ye Mei had missed a small portion of the comedy.

As soon as she entered and looked at the big screen, she was stunned.

"What's going on, why are so many people grabbing Xia Luo, a kidnapping?" She suspected she had missed some major event.

Ma Dongmei immediately followed that car, but it arrived at a luxury hotel.

Originally, this part of the Drama was supposed to be Xia Luo being taken to a KTV by the subordinates of 【Na Jie】.

Well, the hotel in this movie must be... the hotel opened by Xu Chujing's father, Xu Chong'an!

Luo Mo had given his future father-in-law a free advertisement.

So, the ones who took Luo Mo away were no gangsters; they were clearly just hotel bellhops wearing black suits.

Xia Luo was quickly brought to an office in the hotel.

"Sister, the person has been invited," the bellhop said to the Back Shadow of a woman.

The camera gave this Back Shadow a close-up.

It is strange; for some people, just a Back Shadow is extremely beautiful.

This has to do with a person's figure, posture, and so on.

It is precisely because of this that a large number of so-called "Back Shadow Killers" have appeared on the market.

The audience watched this close-up, expecting the woman to turn around.

When she turned around leisurely, gasps of Surprise instantly erupted in the Cinema!

"Jing! Holy crap!"

"Xu Chujing?"

"Damn, it really is Xu Chujing!"

Many people couldn't help but wonder, didn't the previous trailer say Xu Chujing wasn't acting in it?

But soon, clever people realized it was a word game in the trailer!

"It said the above personnel were not the leads."

"It didn't say the above personnel weren't acting in it!"

The Surprise came too suddenly, and they hadn't expected it to be this big.

Many people couldn't help but think, since Xu Chujing appeared, then... would Wei Ran, Li Ge, and the others... also be in it?

Maybe even... Luo Mo!

Everyone watched the movie, curious about what role Xu Chujing was playing as a guest star.

But little did they know she was playing... herself!

Looking at Xu Chujing, Xia Luo said excitedly: "Hey! Jing! You don't know how much I like you, you are my only Idol!"

"I only stay at XX Hotel when I travel, I only stay at XX Hotel wherever I go."

Luo Mo had planted another advertisement for his future father-in-law's business.

And Xu Chujing looking for Xia Luo was actually to invite him to write a song.

Many audience members were surprised at first, then immediately realized: "Right, according to the timeline in this movie, Jing had just debuted, and was actually still in college."

In the subsequent Drama, Ma Dongmei watched Xia Luo and Qiu Ya get closer and closer, while the background music played "Hostage," sung by Xu Chujing.

When the camera gave Ma Dongmei a close-up, she was both envious and sad.

The lyrics sang at this moment: "【Forcefully fire a shot into my heart, let everything return to zero with this loud bang.】"

The female Psychologist Ye Mei returned to her seat; with no more worries, she watched even more intently.

"Heh, she actually kept it a secret from me even though she guest-starred, saying she wasn't in it at all; she did a pretty good job keeping it secret!" Ye Mei was a little jealous.

Deceiving her close friend for her boyfriend!

In the movie, after starting a collaboration with Xu Chujing, Xia Luo became more and more popular.

Everyone else still had to study normally, but he didn't even need to take the college entrance exam.

Ma Dongmei went to Xia Luo's home to find him, but there was no one there.

While going downstairs, she unexpectedly ran into Chen Kai and other thugs.

Chen Kai was truly ruthless this time: "Doesn't this Xia Luo sing quite well?"

A thug on the side chimed in: "The Boss wants to remove his tonsils!"

This punchline struck Psychologist Ye Mei directly, making her tremble with laughter.

Even though she was a Psychologist...

Ma Dongmei looked at Chen Kai and said: "Brother Chen Kai, is it money you're short of, or is it trouble you're looking for? If it's money, tell me the amount, and I'll go back and scrape it together."

"If it's trouble, you can remove my tonsils; my tonsils happen to be inflamed anyway."

Even though the content was so tense, the Cinema still couldn't help but burst into laughter.

The incredibly ugly Chen Kai made a Requirement to go to the small woods with Ma Dongmei.

Yuan Hua, who was on the side, immediately blocked him; he still had a bottom line and a conscience.

"What's the matter, why don't you go to the small woods with me, damn it?" Chen Kai pressed Yuan Hua down.

Yuan Hua closed his eyes, frowned tightly, and prepared to die heroically—"Fine!"

"Go to hell." Chen Kai was speechless.

At this moment, Xia Luo returned, and for the sake of Xia Luo, Ma Dongmei agreed to Chen Kai's Requirement.

This made Ye Mei frown, hoping that Luo Mo would not feed the audience shit.

Although Ma Dongmei wasn't very pretty, she was really funny and very cute.

And she was really, really good to Xia Luo.

The scene shifted, and Xia Luo was already on the Spring Festival Gala with Xu Chujing.

On the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, the two sang "Invisible Wings" together.

Luo Mo and Xu Chujing had never sung any songs together at the Spring Festival Gala, and as for the songs they sang together in daily life, some were not suitable for the stage of the Spring Festival Gala.

In the end, he chose "Invisible Wings" to put in this segment and even specially recorded a male version himself.

Many audience members recognized at once that this was actually Luo Mo's singing voice!

In an instant, many people were even more pleasantly surprised.

"It's my first time hearing Luo Mo sing this song."

"Ah! I love this song so much!"

"Listening to it in the Cinema, it's still so empowering!"

Of course, there was also Luo Mo's own selfishness in this; he didn't want Liu Shixiong and Xu Chujing to sing songs like "Worldly Lovers" together, not even in a movie!

Just as the singing of "Invisible Wings" played, the scene cut to Teacher Wang, to Xia Luo's mother, and finally took a shot of the school.

Surprisingly, many people went to check in at the place where Xia Luo burned the curtains, which even had a few large characters written on it: 【Xia Luo burning curtains old site】.

The boy taking the photo even held a lighter, lit the flame, and then took the picture; it was especially silly.

On the school's celebrity wall, a portrait of Xia Luo even appeared.

All of this was really too funny; it simply took silliness to the extreme.

It was just a pity that when Xia Luo returned home, Ma Dongmei had already left, heading to another city without telling Xia Luo the specific reason.

On the other side, Yuan Hua called Qiu Ya, which was the 【Famous scene: Yuan Hua, don't call me anymore, I'm afraid Xia Luo will misunderstand】.

As the BGM, "A Spray of Plum Blossoms" finally reached the chorus part here.

"【Snowflakes drifting, North wind whistling. The world is vast and white.】"

The snowflakes fell in an instant, so big, so big that they refreshed the audience's perception of snow.

In this scene, Xu Wai acted too well, completely not losing to Yin Zheng on Earth.

And the final effect achieved was also excellent; it could definitely become a classic scene.

As for our plagiarist Xia Luo, with the passage of time, he became more and more popular, popular to the point of being unstoppable.

He became the New Generation Chinese Music Godfather and a Global Renowned Lyricist and Composer Genius.

"Huh, aren't these titles Luo Mo's?" Ye Mei found it very interesting.

And as soon as she thought of her best friend's boyfriend, he indeed appeared quietly.

In the movie, the narrator was introducing Xia Luo's "great achievements."

He was seen collaborating with the well-known variety show director, known as the 【Godmother of Talent Shows】, Ning Dan, on a variety show—"Creating Idols"!

Xu Chujing and Xia Luo were the joint initiators, serving together as 【National Producer Representative】.

Wei Ran and Li Ge also appeared as a Surprise, continuing to serve as Music Mentor and Rap Mentor.

Seeing this scene, the entire audience was boiling over.

"Holy crap! Even 'Creating Idols' is here!"

"Amazing! Li Ge and Wei Ran are here too!"

"As expected, the trailer was playing word games!"

"Hahahaha, Jiang Jiang and Xiao Shen are missing, too miserable hahahaha!"

Besides this, a thought sprouted in everyone's heart.

You have to know, whenever this variety show is mentioned, everyone thinks of that man!

The man who was first on the popularity ranking by a landslide, but in the end, did not choose to debut as part of a group—【Luo Mo】!

It can be said that the reason "Creating Idols" was so popular was that Luo Mo and Ning Dan achieved success together.

Without Luo Mo's stunning performance, this variety show wouldn't have exploded to this extent.

Since in this movie, all the stars are playing themselves……. themselves.

Then, is it possible that Luo Mo is also a trainee in "Creating Idols"!?

The movie Drama soon provided the answer.

The news anchor's voice was heard as a voiceover: "However, yesterday at the recording set of 'Creating Idols', something happened that shocked all the fans. Let's take a look back at the situation at that time."

"This is an Individual Trainee from Beijing, 【Luo Mo】, who ignited the whole venue because he sang his own adaptation of Xia Luo's 'Starry Mood'."

Luo Mo made his appearance, and his entire look was simply a 【Memory Kill】, making people think of that summer and that show!

——That summer, talent defeated capital!

For the Mo Xu CP fans, all of this was such a Surprise; after all, many people had voted for Luo Mo on the popularity list back then.

"But just after the first stage ended..." The news anchor's voice stopped.

Xia Luo was seen sitting on a chair, pointing at Luo Mo and cursing: "You randomly changing my lyrics is like drawing a snake and adding feet!"

He was so angry he slapped the table.

Luo Mo stood on the stage, looking at him, his lips pressed tightly together, just like in reality, neither humble nor pushy.

Originally, in this part of the Drama, the original version had found a substitute for Zhou Jielun.

He stood on the stage, also acting all cocky.

Xia Luo continued to scold loudly: "And 【Watching stars one by one, two by two, three by three, four by four, connecting into a line】, do you think you're playing Snake?"

"I get angry just looking at you!"

Xia Luo looked at the neither humble nor pushy Luo Mo and went straight onto the stage to start beating him up.

When Liu Shixiong, Liu Gongming, acted in this scene, he had the most fun.

Even though the director said it was okay to move on, Liu Gongming insisted on filming another take.

After filming, he would apologize to his junior brother, saying he hadn't performed well just now, while laughing and continuing to hit him.

Everyone watched Luo Mo getting beaten up in the movie, and although they were a bit confused and baffled, they also felt…….. this is fucking hilarious, right?

What is more of a Surprise than Luo Mo's surprise cameo?

It's watching these fellow disciples kill each other, internal strife among the same sect!

So you're the fucking Closing Disciple taken in by our master Tong Qinglin, right?

I'll let you close the door! Close the door! Close the door!

Watch me slap you to death with my big mouth!

Everyone had been wondering from the start, since Xia Luo had already plagiarized all of Luo Mo's songs in advance, what would Luo Mo do in the future?

The scene in the movie cut to a bruised and swollen Luo Mo sitting backstage at "Creating Idols", accepting an interview.

He looked at the camera, and even though his face was covered in blue and purple bruises, he was still very handsome, much more handsome than Liu Shixiong, Liu Gongming.

When other people get hit in the face, it's called being disfigured; when Luo Mo gets hit, it's at most a 【Battle-Damaged Makeup】.

It inexplicably added a unique flavor.

You can plagiarize my songs, but you can't grow a face as handsome as mine.

"He's still so handsome!" a young girl in the Cinema couldn't help but say.

"My husband! My husband!"

Ye Mei, sitting in the row behind them, as the head fan of the 【Mo Xu CP】, couldn't help but frown and glare at them.

But as for the rest of the movie, it was a good thing she had already gone to the restroom, otherwise she was Afraid she would have actually laughed until she peed.

This part was truly too talented.

In the movie, Luo Mo faced the interview camera and said: "I don't even know why such a thing happened just now."

"I actually really like Xia Luo!" Luo Mo said.

"I like every one of his songs," Luo Mo said very seriously.

"I also create music myself usually."

"But I don't know why, I feel like I've always been living in his shadow."

As soon as this sentence came out, the Cinema erupted in thunderous laughter.

Too top-tier! This content was just too top-tier!

(PS: 7000 words, begging for monthly tickets.

Per the editor's Requirement, continuing the 【Update Forecast】: This chapter was posted on August 11th at 17:45, the next chapter is expected before 8:00 PM on August 12th.)

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