Chapter 679

Blood came out!

A lot of blood came out!

Although Uesugi Muneyuki is a forensic pathologist, he still has basic medical skills. He made a simple judgment: "Preliminary assessment suggests possible minor anal fissure or bleeding from surrounding tissue contusion. Debridement and further examination are needed, and there may be a risk of foreign object contamination, so immediate treatment is required." After saying that, Uesugi Muneyuki took out his phone, first called the ambulance and briefly explained the situation, then sent a message to the Fuji TV variety show team and the Metropolitan Police Department saying he was fine, just a false alarm, and then said: "I'll give you emergency pressure hemostasis and simple disinfection to avoid infection. Bear with it, the ambulance should be here soon."

He opened the inspection box on the ground, took out disinfectant supplies and rubber gloves, and while suppressing a laugh, said: "Mine is quite big, bear with it~"

"Wait! Uesugi-san! No! This is absolutely not possible, teeth! " Date Nagamune covered his buttocks, his whole body bent like a shrimp, he suddenly erupted with astonishing strength, desperately gripping Uesugi's wrist, despite the pain making him grit his teeth, his eyes filled with unprecedented fear and pleading: "It cannot be treated here! No matter what, it cannot be! Don't let too many people know, especially......"

Date Nagamune glanced toward the Uesugi Shrine.

"Especially everyone in 48 and 46! Miss Reimi and the variety show team, absolutely! Absolutely cannot let them know I was injured for this reason in this area! " Date Nagamune's voice carried desperate pleading, especially thinking of the handsome and heroic image of Deputy Captain Second Young Lady Moriya Akane of Akai Saka 46, whom he particularly admired, if she knew he was so embarrassingly "anal exploded" by a wild boar...... he would rather be gored again!

"O-na-ichi, wa-da-shi!" Date desperately grabbed Uesugi Muneyuki's sleeve: "I'm willing to do anything! "

"Oh? Oh, oh oh oh "" Uesugi Muneyuki looked at Date Nagamune's face, twisted with shame and pain into a chrysanthemum-like knot, and let out a long "oh" several times, indicating he understood that idol otaku are especially concerned about their image in front of idols, compounded by the strong Japanese sense of shame and "reading the air" demand, as well as Date Nagamune's status as a scion of a noble family—if his beloved Second Young Lady found out, he truly would rather be dead!

Understanding understanding, it's hard for a big man to be stubborn even if it's tough, don't say it~ Lie down yourself, caress the chrysanthemum "

It's hard for a big man to be stubborn, yet still persistent, romantic feelings, all hidden in the heart"

Uesugi Muneyuki nodded: "I understand, I understand. This way, I'll tell everyone you were looking for me in the forest, encountered danger, to help me you were accidentally attacked by a wild boar, injured in the forest, saw blood and needed detailed examination, so we won't mention the specific injured part."

"Good good good ^ just say that, Uesugi-san, please! Remember to tell the Second Young Lady the same thing! Please! " Date Nagamune, as if pardoned, already had a picture in his mind.

Upon learning this, the Second Young Lady came over to comfort him kindly, then Date again expressed his feelings, saying he had been paying attention to her for a long time, the Second Young Lady felt very surprised, tears welling up, saying she didn't expect Date-san to be like this, but now I'm an idol, Date again said it's okay, I can wait for you......

Hehehehehehehe~ Thinking of this, Date couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"??????" Uesugi Muneyuki thought: What the hell is going on with this guy?

Uesugi Muneyuki efficiently performed basic posterior pressure bandaging for him, and just then the rescue personnel arrived.

Under Date Nagamune's pleading gaze, Uesugi Muneyuki calmly told the rescue personnel the version of "slip and fall contusion."

At the same time, the variety show team also learned that Uesugi Muneyuki's disappearance was a false alarm, and all scheduled content continued as planned.

However, the real test was in the small clinic of the nearby town.

People who often go to Japan for surgery know that although Japan's medical insurance is relatively expensive compared to others, it is still quite good among developed countries, where many diseases are reimbursed proportionally, and many diseases have spending caps, meaning if you've already spent a lot on treatment for a certain condition, subsequent treatment costs are fully covered by the state.

This is also why Japanese people generally have long lifespans, though Japanese people have poor teeth also because of this, since dental treatment is not covered by medical insurance, so many Japanese people have mouths full of rotten teeth.

But precisely because of this, compared to many Germans who must go to a tertiary hospital and see a chief physician even for a cold, Japanese people use a tiered system: you cannot go directly to Tokyo University Affiliated Hospital for a minor illness; generally, you first go to a small clinic, and if the small clinic cannot handle it, they write a referral letter to go to a secondary hospital; if the secondary hospital finds it cannot handle it, they write a referral letter to go to a tertiary hospital. This certainly involves waste of medical resources and possible delays missing the optimal treatment time, but it conforms to Japan's medical insurance corresponding system.

After all, medical resources are always insufficient, and everyone wishes they could just catch a cold and go straight to a high-ranking ward for expert consultation.

Of course, emergency care is not included in this; for emergencies, Japan's medical system has another fast track, so don't learn from some people who go to Hakone to soak in hot springs, clearly feeling unwell, yet firmly refuse to call an ambulance, then delay a day before going to a small clinic for consultation, and after the consultation wait for them to issue a referral letter for transfer, by which time the person is already nearly cold.

When the doctor uncle wearing reading glasses, with brisk and efficient technique, finished hearing the "contusion" explanation, but after examination it was clear at a glance, he decided to perform a digital examination to confirm whether there was deeper injury or foreign object residue.

"Relax, young man, just checking." The doctor said to him and her.

"No! Wait! Doctor! Can't not...... ow ow ow!! " Date Nagamune's screams were muffled in the pillow of the examination room.

"Don't be afraid, it's very big, bear with it." This doctor uncle said.

In the hallway outside, leaning against the wall waiting, Uesugi Muneyuki clearly heard the muffled groans from inside, full of pain and shame, and the doctor uncle's steady guidance: "Hmm, indeed there is a slight tear, but not deep, let me feel, hmm...... no foreign objects...... disinfection will be a bit stimulating, bear with it..."

"Oh shit!"

"Oh shit fuck remaining ah ah ah ah ah ah uh uh uh~"

Although worried about Date's injury, hearing Date Nagamune's wordless, mixed agony and soul-leaving-the-body howl from inside, and recalling the entire event's absurd origin—my responding to the ancestors' call to go to the High Plain of Heaven, and the outcome being the stalwart Date suffering an anal fissure while seeking me, plus Date's previous desperate pleas about idols......

An extremely rare, intense laughter began to assault Uesugi Muneyuki's usually calm and composed facial nerves; he tightly pressed his lips together, his shoulders began suspiciously twitching slightly.

"Hahahaha~" Uesugi Muneyuki finally couldn't hold it in, and laughed out loud.

Date, you don't want your anal fissure known to the Second Young Lady, do you?

A few minutes later, the examination room door opened, Date Nagamune's face ashen, steps unsteady, this guy twisted his buttocks in an extremely awkward, cautious posture, moving bit by bit, as if each step were walking on a knife's edge, still holding the ointment and anti-inflammatory medicine prescribed by the doctor. Uesugi Muneyuki immediately stepped forward to support him, his expression already restored to calm, only a faint afterglow of laughter remained in his eyes.

Date Nagamune saw him, recalled the experience under the doctor's fingers just now, then thought of his secret, not only did grief well up from within, he gritted his teeth and complained: "Bastard...... I'm already like this...... still it's all because of you! "

Uesugi Muneyuki finally couldn't hold back, he leaned close to Date Nagamune's ear, using a voice only the two could hear, lowered his tone, bringing forth an almost malicious chuckle that could no longer be concealed, and said: "From a medical (especially proctological) definition standpoint, Date-san, having undergone that step of 'in-depth examination'...... congratulations, at least in a certain specific aspect, you are no longer a 'boy' oh."

"Congratulations, Date Nagamune-san of the Uwajima Family, on this day you have graduated from virginity!"

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Date Nagamune's body instantly stiffened, he took a moment to understand Uesugi Muneyuki's meaning, his entire face went from deathly white to flushed red in just three seconds!

He widened his eyes, incredulously looking at Uesugi Muneyuki's expression saying "I am stating objective medical facts," shame, anguish, and absurdity surging in his heart, yet due to his injury he lacked the strength to jump up and strike, only able to squeeze out a trembling, desperate howl from between his teeth: "Uesugi-san!! If you dare to speak of this, I will die with you!!!"

"Hahahaha!!" Uesugi Muneyuki, upon seeing Uesugi Kenshin, understood what had happened, clarified many issues, and now seeing Date like this, finally couldn't help but laugh happily, laughing and laughing, he earnestly patted Date Nagamune's shoulder: "Date, Timely Rain, this favor, I will never forget it in this lifetime!"

Just for Date Nagamune's willingness to risk his life chasing a black bear into the forest to find him, it shows this person is worth befriending. Generally speaking, black bears are relatively afraid of people, but when extremely hungry they can't be picky, although Japanese black bears don't match the stature of North American brown bears, one slap can still easily and pleasantly shatter a person's skull.

Moreover, he also encountered a wild boar.

"With your words, this injury of mine counts as not having suffered in vain." Date Nagamune finally heard a human sentence from Uesugi Muneyuki's mouth, couldn't help but tear up, he earnestly saluted Uesugi Muneyuki: "Loyalty!! Devotion!!"

"Devotion!" Uesugi Muneyuki also followed suit: "Dark Angel! No secrets! A moment's laxity, eternal heresy! "

The two men exchanged smiles, they now shared some small secrets needing mutual protection, and also gained this bond of loyalty, both feeling their relationship had grown much closer.

However, Date's hell did not improve with this single utterance of "loyalty."

Due to the injury, that night he missed the Yonezawa beef feast hosted by the person in charge of reception, because anal fissures are prone to infection and secondary tearing, so for at least one or two weeks, dietary intake must be especially careful, avoiding overly hard stool.

Date could only watch Uesugi Muneyuki enjoy it there, while he himself could only barely swallow a taste, feeling aggrieved to the point of wanting to die; when asked why, he could only say it was due to injury causing poor appetite.

However, Uesugi Muneyuki took this opportunity to speak a few kind words about Date Nagamune in front of Moriya Akane, saying Date Nagamune was injured while seeking him, making him a hero, prompting the Second Young Lady to praise Mr. Date as amazing and handsome, causing Date to instantly straighten his back, not speaking, drinking barley tea to pose as an expert. That night everyone returned to their rooms to rest, but 4846, due to too many people, could only stay in the public facility dormitory nearby that was on holiday, while Uesugi Muneyuki naturally stayed in a hotel, he and Date Nagamune each having their own room.

Time gradually deepened into night, outside the sky drifted flying snow, Date Nagamune sat uneasily in the room.

Will the Second Young Lady come to see me?

He secretly saw that just now someone seemed to have come!

Second Young Lady?!

He stared at the peephole for a long time.

Oh, it's Tei Reiji from Fuji TV, what is she doing here?

Date Nagamune watched for a while, then saw Tei Reiji had obviously dressed up meticulously, the Fuji TV leading lady wearing a deep red velvet long dress, the skirt hem layered and layered yet tightened to mid-thigh, the neckline low-cut revealing snow-white collarbone, legs wrapped in pure black raised-pattern velvet thickened silk stockings, the raised pattern intricate like demonic vines, pearl luster flashing under the hotel lighting, feet stepping in scarlet red high-heeled long boots, boot tops reaching the knees, leaving faint imprints on the carpet.

She furtively knocked on Uesugi Muneyuki's room door, soon the room door opened, Tei Reiji like a little fox that had stolen food, silently twisting her waist and flashing into Uesugi Muneyuki's room.

Date Nagamune: "? "

Fuji TV's leading lady, actually also with Uesugi-san?

His heart was shaken, but soon the following scene made him instantly forget what had happened before.

Only seen the elevator arriving, the elevator door slowly opening, inside flashed out a shadow that made Date's soul entwine and dream revolve!

It's the Second Young Lady, she came to see me!

Date Nagamune overwhelmed with excitement, he instantly felt all his blood rushing madly toward his head!

She came to visit her hero!

How should I say, how should I do, how should I express my feelings, I......

Date immediately tidied and checked his attire, he hurriedly buttoned his shirt, took a deep breath, adjusted his breathing, adjusted his expression into the steady and reliable state of a daimyo heir in family learning transmission, stood straight and began rehearsing, lines already forming in his mind: "I am fortunate to have been born in the Hikawa years, favored by Lord Sakuradamon Guardian of the Uesugi clan not to discard but to promote, truly the utmost honor, today to see you, I am overwhelmed with awe! Usually I admire your noble aspirations and proper conduct, truly beautiful and noble, in my heart I hold deep reverence~ bowing and pleading, I hope you will not discard my baseness, forgive my presumption, please be sure to accept this sincerity of my heart! "

Family! Learning!

Name! Gate!

Respect! Intent!

I am simply a genius!

Date made preparations, he prepared to wait for the Second Young Lady to knock three times before opening.

If one knocks on the door and it opens directly, isn't that showing I am impatient and have observed for a long time?

However, when he took a deep breath, just as the footsteps outside the door grew closer, the expected knocking sound did not come! Eh?!

Date Nagamune stood dazed.

Second Young Lady, wasn't she coming to see me?

This, this is not right?

He almost immediately ran to the door, looked through the peephole, only saw the Second Young Lady's back view.

Carefully opening the door, Date Nagamune saw a scene he would never forget in this life.

Only seen the Second Young Lady walk to the end of the hotel hallway, knock on the door, shyly lower her head, a pair of cute loafers tangled together, Suoh Hinata, son of a National Diet member, opened the room door!

What the heck???

Date Masamune only felt a bone-chilling chill rise from his spine upward, but as a former Self-Defense Officer and policeman, his instinct still made him immediately close the room door.

Indeed, after Suoh Hinata opened the door, he cautiously peeked outside, saw no one, gestured for Moriya Akane to come in.

Bang~ the room door closed.

Left behind was only Date Nagamune slowly sliding down along the room door.

Date Nagamune at this moment felt the world was plummeting, plummeting rapidly, he opened his mouth wanting to say something, but only felt a sting at the bridge of his nose, the world spinning before his eyes, both eyes went black and he collapsed softly to the ground.

Hell!

Date Nagamune at this moment also could not bother with the faint pain in his chrysanthemum, he frantically tore at his own hair with his hands, unconsciously his vision began to blur, is it sweat? Oh no, it's tears.

Also, a snail cricket of a Second Young Lady, how could she make me sweat?

But...... Yamagata Prefecture Yonezawa City, is Hell!

This place is Hell, it is the true mouth of Hell!