Chapter 394

Laughter rang out in the hall.

Since there is a senior brother, there is naturally a junior brother.

The next second.

The junior brother in Master Taiyi Zhenren's mouth appeared.

It is the famous traitor of *Investiture of the Gods*—Shen Shen Gongbao!

I saw him wearing black clothes, holding a nine-section whip. His figure was much better than the fat Master Taiyi Zhenren, and he looked very cold. He said: "Primordial Pearl, today you are... you are... you are unable to fly away!"

Unfortunately, he is a stutterer.

The audience laughed again.

Knowing that this guy is a big villain, but because he suddenly stuttered, he became a bit cute.

Speaking of which, in this film, because of Shen Shen Gongbao's stuttering, when he first met Ne Zha, he also got the nickname "Eunuch Shen" from Ne Zha, successfully becoming a big eunuch.

Because when he introduced himself, he always said: "Shen... Gong... Gong..."

It must be said that the two characteristics of Sichuan accent and stuttering not only subverted the traditional film and television images of Master Taiyi Zhenren and Shen Shen Gongbao, but also made these two characters full and interesting immediately.

Back to the topic.

"Hey, junior brother, don't scare him!" Master Taiyi Zhenren said to Shen Shen Gongbao in a Sichuan accent, and then turned to wave at the little monster transformed from the Primordial Pearl: "Come here to uncle."

Can the Primordial Pearl endure such a weird-accented, greasy-faced weird uncle?

It instantly turned into a big monster and punched Master Taiyi Zhenren away.

Seeing this, Shen Shen Gongbao smiled contemptuously and rushed up confidently. The next second, he was also beaten away.

Two human imprints, one fat and one thin, were left on the clouds.

At this time.

Master Taiyi Zhenren, whose face was beaten swollen, jumped out of the clouds and said angrily in a Sichuan accent: "You bastard, how dare you ruin my handsome face!"

After saying that.

He waved his fists, his fat body running towards the Primordial Pearl monster extremely agilely.

He summoned his whisk to become longer, entangled the Primordial Pearl's arms, and tied them with his own hands. After tying them, Master Taiyi Zhenren began to show off. With his right face swollen high, he provocatively said to the Primordial Pearl monster: "Hit me! Hit me!"

Primordial Pearl: I have never heard of such a request since the beginning of heaven and earth!

Must satisfy it!

"Click click click click!"

In an instant, four more arms grew out of the Primordial Pearl.

Master Taiyi Zhenren was dumbfounded, and then could only smile awkwardly: "Hehe... hi... can you not hit my face?"

Of course not!

Bang bang bang bang!

I saw the Primordial Pearl's four arms waving, four huge fists falling on Master Taiyi Zhenren's face, beating him violently, and in the blink of an eye, he was beaten into a pig's head.

Just now he was only swollen on one side of his face, now his whole head is swollen.

While the Primordial Pearl kept hitting, it didn't know where it took out a mirror, as if looking at its own handsome face.

At this moment.

The late-night cinema hall was full of laughter, and the audience burst into laughter:

"Really got what he asked for!"

"The face-slapping came as fast as a tornado!"

"Master Taiyi Zhenren is so funny! Hahahaha!"

"Primordial Pearl: This is the first time I've heard of such an unreasonable request."

"Godly Sichuan accent!"

"Suspect the mental state of the Gu Wang sisters, how did they come up with such funny bridges?"

"You forgot *That Rabbit*, *That Rabbit* is also very funny in some places."

Sister Reba and her assistant were also amused by this plot, covering their mouths and laughing non-stop.

When Master Taiyi Zhenren was beaten violently by the Primordial Pearl, Yuanshi Yuanshi Tianzun made a move.

He sacrificed the alchemy furnace, easily refined the Primordial Pearl, and divided it into two, into the Spirit Pearl and the Demon Pill.

The primordial spirit of the Demon Pill is indestructible. Yuanshi Yuanshi Tianzun cast the Heavenly Tribulation Curse, and three years later, thunder would descend to destroy the Demon Pill.

And the Spirit Pearl...

"Li Jing is a person of destiny, the Spirit Pearl can be reincarnated as his third son, this task... will be handed to you," Yuanshi Yuanshi Tianzun said plainly, putting the Spirit Pearl and the Demon Pill together with a lotus.

The lotus floated slowly towards Master Taiyi Zhenren and Shen Shen Gongbao.

When it floated to Shen Shen Gongbao, Shen Shen Gongbao reached out with desire, but it floated to the hands of Master Taiyi Zhenren, who had been beaten so swollen that his mother wouldn't recognize him.

"There are already eleven of the twelve golden immortals of Kunlun. If you can cultivate the Spirit Pearl into talent, the last position will belong to you," Yuanshi Yuanshi Tianzun said.

"Thank you, Master, for your cultivation," Master Taiyi Zhenren thanked the master's grace in a Sichuan accent, while Shen Shen Gongbao on the side lowered his head, not knowing what he was thinking.

This scene.

Master Taiyi Zhenren's joy and Shen Shen Gongbao's disappointment formed a sharp contrast.

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"Sigh..." an audience member sighed faintly.

Those who know *Investiture of the Gods* basically know the reason, because Shen Shen Gongbao is a demon, and Yuanshi Yuanshi Tianzun likes demons the least.

Let alone comparing with Master Taiyi Zhenren, in Yuxu Palace, Lady Jiang Jiang Ziya's status is not even comparable to Shen Shen Gongbao.

Between everyone's thoughts, Yuanshi Yuanshi Tianzun disappeared:

"After the Spirit Pearl is born, call it... Ne Zha!" Yuanshi Yuanshi Tianzun said the last sentence before disappearing.

The voice echoed in the sky, and the clouds covered the figures of Master Taiyi Zhenren and Shen Shen Gongbao.

Seven big golden characters appeared on the sea of clouds.

—*Ne Zha*.

"Not bad."

"More than not bad, I feel it's extremely good."

"Laughed until I made goose calls in the middle of the night, hahahaha, Tai-Er Zhenren is really funny."

"Shen Shen Gongbao is also good."

"Thanks to those who smeared this film on the internet, otherwise I wouldn't have been able to grab a ticket today."

"There will be a time when they regret it."

"..."

When the film screen switched, the audience whispered.

Many people showed surprise on their faces.

You know, with the popularity of *Investiture of the Gods* themes, there are not a few TV series, animations, films, etc. about Ne Zha, but they are all those plots and stories over and over again, and the audience has long been tired of watching them.

However, what was completely unexpected was that Lady Jiang Yu actually performed such a subversive magic modification on Ne Zha's story, and the character settings of the immortals inside were also greatly changed. Who would have thought that Master Taiyi Zhenren is a big drunkard? Shen Shen Gongbao, who shouted "Fellow Daoist, please stay" and was eloquent, actually became a stutterer?

The different development made everyone full of expectations for the following plot at this moment.

The next moment.

The audience laughed again.

After the screen switched, on the way to Chentangguan, Master Taiyi Zhenren was "flying drunk" all the way.

Not only did this drunkard immortal drink himself, but he also poured wine into the mouth of his mount, the flying pig... making the audience smile.

"Police officer, I report, someone is drunk driving!"

"Pig: I may not be a person, but you are really a dog!"

"Shen Shen Gongbao: You all saw it, is he worthy of being one of the twelve golden immortals with this virtue??"