Chapter 395

On this side, Master Taiyi Zhenren is riding a pig and drunk driving.

On the other side.

Mountains are continuous, and the mountains and rivers are beautiful.

In the ink-style beautiful scenery, Li Jing supported Lady Yin, who was carrying a big belly, and came to a mountain temple to worship.

Along the way, the people were very respectful to Li Jing and his wife.

Not only because Li Jing is the General of Chentangguan, sitting in one side. At the same time, it is also because this couple eliminates demons and protects the land.

However, the image of Lady Yin was subverted again, completely different from the previous image of Lady Yin.

I saw her holding a chicken leg in her left hand and a cake in her right hand, walking heroically with a big belly. When passing the temple threshold, she didn't let Li Jing support her, and jumped over directly.

Tough!

Awesome!

Making people can't help but sweat for the child in her belly.

This mother is really fierce!

However, when the audience thought that the child in her belly was the future Ne Zha... uh, it's hard to say who is more fierce between this mother and son.

Screen switch.

Li Jing knelt on the futon, hands clasped in prayer, but Lady Yin stood on the side proudly, not even looking at the statue. She didn't know where she took out an apple and gnawed it bite by bite.

"Madam, come and worship too?" Li Jing said.

Lady Yin rolled her eyes and said angrily: "Worship, worship, worship, I've been worshipping for three years, if I can't give birth, I'll smash this broken temple!"

Halfway through the words, Lady Yin made a move, throwing the apple directly at the statue.

This bad temper...

Suddenly.

The temple broke, and Master Taiyi Zhenren and a big fat pig fell from the sky, smashing the statue.

The funny thing is, just now it was Master Taiyi Zhenren riding a pig, now it is the pig riding Master Taiyi Zhenren.

Li Jing and Lady Yin were a bit confused.

Master Taiyi Zhenren struggled to crawl out from under the pig, singing in a Sichuan accent: "I am Master Taiyi Zhen... of Jinguang Cave, Mount Qianyuan..."

Bang!

Before the word "ren" could be spoken, a stone the size of a human head fell from the sky, hitting Master Taiyi Zhenren's forehead, and he, who had finally crawled up, was knocked down again.

"Ren..." This was his last stubbornness after falling.

The audience burst into laughter again.

"It's over, Master Taiyi Zhenren has really become a funny man."

"Hahahaha, too funny."

"Laughing until my waist hurts."

Screen switch.

Dusk.

Chentangguan, Li Mansion.

The people heard that Lady Yin was finally going to give birth, and came to congratulate one after another.

Someone prepared a "Happy to have a noble son" plaque, a matchmaker came to propose marriage for the third young master who was about to be born, and a musician created a song "Spirit Pearl Descends" to celebrate the birth of the third young master of Li Mansion...

But behind the laughter and joy, there was a murderous intent hidden.

Shen Shen Gongbao was not convinced that Master Taiyi Zhenren became one of the twelve golden immortals of Kunlun, and also appeared in Chentangguan, preparing to make trouble.

He first used two puppet charms, one on a servant of Li Mansion, and the other on the midwife.

Then, he ordered the controlled servant to send wine to Master Taiyi Zhenren. He knew that his senior brother was addicted to alcohol and would definitely fall for it.

Sure enough, Master Taiyi Zhenren could not resist the temptation and drank the drugged wine and passed out.

But unfortunately, the lotus containing the Spirit Pearl and the Demon Pill was cast with a spell by Yuanshi Yuanshi Tianzun, and only Master Taiyi Zhenren could open it.

The servant controlled by Shen Shen Gongbao had to punch Master Taiyi Zhenren's stomach, wanting to beat the wine he drank out.

At this time, it happened to be Lady Yin's difficult labor, the child couldn't be born, and Li Jing came to find Master Taiyi Zhenren anxiously, seeing this scene.

"How can this be? Too disrespectful! Damaging to elegance! What kind of system is this!" Li Jing hurriedly stopped it.

"My lord, Madam can't hold on," the midwife shouted loudly.

Li Jing: "Let me do it!"

"Hit hit hit hit hit hit!" Li Jing shouted, while his fists fell on Master Taiyi Zhenren's exposed big belly like a storm, stirring up waves of flesh.

"Hahahaha, he said it was damaging to elegance, but he did it more ruthlessly than others!"

"Pfft!"

"Li Jing: Really fragrant."

"Disrespectful to the immortal master!"

"No way, wife is important!"

"I feel this Li Jing is a bit interesting."

"It will be better before Ne Zha is born. When Ne Zha is born and becomes a meat ball, he will still be ruthless. Li Jing and Ne Zha, seemingly father and son, are actually enemies."

"..."

Under the "care" of Li Jing's fists, Master Taiyi Zhenren vomited the wine and woke up.

Immediately after, under Li Jing's reminder, he hurriedly walked to the lotus, wanting to take out the Spirit Pearl and the Demon Pill.

But Master Taiyi Zhenren's movements stopped, his eyes looking at the lotus motionless, his expression solemn.

Seemed stupid.

One second.

Two seconds.

Three seconds.

The air suddenly became quiet.

Even the background music was gone.

Li Jing and the servant looked at the lotus, then at the funny man, then looked at the lotus again, then looked at the funny man again.

Finally, Li Jing couldn't bear it: "What are you... waiting for?"

Tai-Er Zhenren: "I can't remember the password."

Li Jing and the servant were shocked.

Shen Shen Gongbao fainted upon hearing this.

The audience who were eating popcorn and drinking soda all sprayed it out.

Bursts of laughter rang out in the hall.

"Forgetting the password is okay... hahahaha."

"Lady Yin: I really want to thank you."

"How did you become a Zhenren? Daoist."

"Laughed to death, stomach hurts!"

"Hahahaha, just like us who are taking an exam but can't do the questions..."

"Laughed to tears, this is really a comedy."

"This guy is definitely a funny man."

"Almost laughed to death by this Master Taiyi Zhenren."

"..."

But this is not over yet.

After Master Taiyi Zhenren failed to unlock for the first time, he tried three more times, and obviously, they all failed.

"Doesn't make sense." Master Taiyi Zhenren thought with one hand on his chin.

Li Jing asked: "What happens if you get it wrong five times?"

Master Taiyi Sichuan accent: "The lotus automatically locks, and you can only try again in ten years."

"Pfft!" Li Jing held his chest, his face full of pain.

The servant held his head with both hands, extremely crazy.

Shen Shen Gongbao bit the wood.

The audience also laughed until their livers hurt.

Clearly, Lady Yin giving birth is a very tense, urgent, and life-and-death matter, but here, because of this pit-man Master Taiyi Zhenren, everyone is laughing and can't help it.

Finally, Master Taiyi Zhenren remembered fingerprint unlocking and opened the lotus.

But at this time, Shen Shen Gongbao made a move.

He took away the Spirit Pearl through secret operations and put the Demon Pill in the original position of the Spirit Pearl.

—The Demon Pill was activated.

Red divine symbols flew into Lady Yin's belly.

The Demon Child Ne Zha was born!

Lady Yin was pregnant for three years and gave birth to a meat ball.

When the servant carried him out of the room, Li Jing and Master Taiyi Zhenren were both frightened.

Especially Master Taiyi Zhenren, as a disciple of Yuanshi Yuanshi Tianzun, he actually hid behind Li Jing and hugged him tightly.

Immediately after.

The meat ball showed his demonic side. He hadn't transformed into a human form when he was born, only having a head, and he rolled around on the ground to make trouble, scaring the people to flee.

After a while, he grew into the appearance of a child, and he was even more powerful.