Chapter 347

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Protagonist:

Lin En

Lena

At this moment, the surface of Duli was a complete mess.

Once-fertile farmland had turned into scorched earth; once-bustling cities had turned into ruins.

Thick smoke billowed in the sky, explosions rising and falling in succession.

The Imperial Fleet's bombing continued, but it was not carpet bombing; rather, it precisely struck the Green Skins' gathering points and Mushroom Fields.

Lin En had long since compiled the Imperial Fleet's bombing zones and timetable into a table and handed it to Yaduoduo.

This way, Yaduoduo could perfectly avoid the bombing and move safely on the surface.

"Where are you heading next?" Lin En asked; he wanted to see how Yaduoduo would complete the Quest he had given.

"First find a safe place, assemble a war chariot," Yaduoduo said.

"I'm going to hold a 'Global Concert' on Duli, so that every Green Skin knows my name."

Lin En nodded, approving the idea.

Afterwards Yaduoduo immediately sprang into action.

He led his Grots to scavenge all kinds of useful materials in the ruins.

Abandoned truck chassis, Fighter engines, Tank tracks, huge oil drums......

Under Yaduoduo's miraculous hands, this scrap quickly turned into a massive Rock War Chariot.

The chariot was ten meters long, five meters wide, its entire body sprayed with black paint and covered in exaggerated Skull Mark and Flame patterns.

On the chariot's roof, more than ten speakers even larger than before were installed, encircling the whole vehicle.

On both sides of the chariot, a heavy machine gun was mounted, each operated by a Green Skin Kid.

At the front of the chariot, a massive steel ram was welded on, bristling with Sharp spikes.

Most eye-catching was the chariot's center, where a small stage had been erected.

Bass, Drum Kit, guitar — everything was there.

Yaduoduo could stand on the stage, playing guitar while commanding the battle.

The moment the Rock War Chariot was assembled, all the Green Skin Kids following him let out piercing Cheers.

They had never seen anything this cool.

"All right, boys!" Yaduoduo leaped onto the stage, raised his guitar, and shouted loudly.

"From today on, we are the 'Crazy Tooth Band'; we will travel to Every Corner of Duli, so that all Green Skins hear our music!"

"Let them know Lianggenna is trash; only I, Yaduoduo, can lead them to victory!"

"Waaaaagh!!!"

The Green Skin Kids roared in unison, their voices shaking the Cloud.

The Rock War Chariot started Slowly, emitting a deafening Roaring sound.

Yaduoduo stood on the stage and strummed his guitar strings.

Stirring music rang out once more, accompanied by the chariot's Engine roar and the speakers' fire-breathing, heading toward the Distant.

A music storm sweeping across all of Duli officially opened its curtain.

Over the next few days, Yaduoduo led his Crazy Tooth Band on a touring circuit across the Earth of Duli.

His musical theme was crystal clear: denouncing Lianggenna's incompetence.

He composed one explosive song after another; the lyrics were blunt and sharp, every line stabbing the Green Skins' sore spots.

"Music gives us strength, Waaagh gives us courage!"

"Kill all Shrimp, loot everything!"

"And that idiot Lianggenna only hides underground crying!"

"Trash, trash, truly trash!"

"How can such trash be fit to be king!?"

These songs were simple and easy to understand, with a strong rhythm, perfectly suiting the Green Skins' aesthetic.

Whenever Yaduoduo's Rock War Chariot passed a Green Skin settlement, it would attract countless Green Skins to come watch.

They listened to the explosive music, watched Yaduoduo's crazy performance on stage, and the Waaagh Field inside them involuntarily began to Surge.

More and more Green Skins were won over by Yaduoduo's Charisma and joined his Team.

Of course, there were also quite a few War Bosses loyal to Lianggenna who sneered at this "music weirdo" Yaduoduo.

They considered Yaduoduo a disgrace to the Green Skins, actually using such an improper method to Seduce hearts.

So they brought troops one after another to encircle and suppress Yaduoduo, wanting to tear this ignorant little shit to pieces.

But they soon discovered they were wrong to an outrageous degree.

Yaduoduo not only played music well; when it came to fighting, he was terrifyingly ruthless.

Whenever battle started, Yaduoduo would first play the "Charge Song".

As the stirring music sounded, all Crazy Tooth Band members would gain boundless strength, blinding speed, and fearless death-defiance.

They pounced on the enemy like mad dogs, Combat Power skyrocketing several times over.

And Yaduoduo himself, wielding his Axe Blade Guitar, charged at the Most Front.

Every swing of his guitar split an enemy's head open; every strum made his own underlings even more maddened.

The speakers behind him constantly spewed flames, burning swathes of enemies into charcoal.

Those War Bosses who came to encircle and suppress him, without exception, were all beaten by Yaduoduo until they were routed and decapitated.

As the War Bosses Yaduoduo defeated grew more numerous, his name number also grew louder and louder.

The name "Sound Overlord · Crazy Tooth" spread across the entire Dolido Planet like a hurricane.

All Green Skins knew there was a pervertishly strong fart-spirit who could not only fight but also play ultra-waaaagh tunes.

He led a group of equally mad Green Skins, holding concerts everywhere, challenging Lianggenna's authority everywhere.

More and more Green Skins dissatisfied with Lianggenna traveled thousands of miles to join Yaduoduo.

In just one week, Yaduoduo's team grew from the initial twenty-odd to tens of millions.

Before he knew it, he had become the second-largest power on Dolido Planet, second only to Lianggenna.

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In the temporary command room beneath Big Pot City.

Lianggenna was sitting on a stone stool, eating Stew Pot in big mouthfuls.

But today he ate without any appetite.

These past few days, he had heard too much news about "Sound Tyrant·Mad Fang".

At first, he thought it was some death-seeking War Boss stirring up trouble.

When he learned this "Sound Tyrant·Mad Fang" was actually that fart-spirit Yaduoduo he had thrown into the dungeon, intending to stew into Stew Pot, he was so angry he nearly spat out the Stew Pot in his mouth.

"Yaduoduo!!!"

Lianggenna fiercely slapped the table, the tremendous force shattering the stone table into powder.

"That damn fart-spirit, not only didn't die, but dares to go out and seduce people's hearts!"

The surrounding War Bosses were all frightened into silence, heads lowered, not uttering a word.

"I'll kill him, I'll definitely kill him!" Lianggenna fiercely stood up, green steam surging around his body.

"I'll go personally, twist his head off, chop his flesh into pieces, and stew it into new Primal Furnace Seed!"

"Big Boss, you mustn't!" a War Boss hurriedly said.

"Right now shrimp cannon fire is everywhere outside; if you go out, it's too dangerous!"

"Dangerous?!" Lianggenna roared.

"A fart-spirit dares to bounce around outside, what do I have to not dare?"

"And if I don't go out now, all the grots will be incited to rebel by him, and then I'll be a commander with no troops!"

"Could it be that I, Lianggenna, still can't beat a mere little fart-spirit?! I can crush him to death with one hand!"

Lianggenna no longer listened to any dissuasion.

His head had already been muddled by rage.

He could not tolerate a fart-spirit challenging his authority, even less could he tolerate that fart-spirit using that laughable music to steal away the underlings belonging to him.

"Pass the order down, gather all grots still able to fight, follow me to kill Yaduoduo!"

"I'll let all Green Skins know the fate of betraying me, Lianggenna!"