Chapter 348: Warhammer: What Do You Mean You Conquered the Zerg
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Protagonist:
Lin En
Lena
Simultaneously, Yaduoduo and Lin En were resting in a remote mountain cave.
"My Lord, Lianggenna really can't sit still anymore," Yaduoduo said excitedly.
"He has already gathered millions of troops and is marching toward us."
"Very good," Lin En said, nodding with a confident smile on his face.
"Everything is proceeding according to plan."
"So what do we do next?" Yaduoduo asked.
"Should we set an ambush and fight Lianggenna to the death?"
"No," Lin En said, shaking his head.
"After all, he is a warboss, and he has some strange blessings, making his vitality extremely tenacious."
"Facing him head-on, the win rate cannot be guaranteed."
"Then what should we do?" Yaduoduo asked, somewhat confused.
"Challenge him to a duel," Lin En said.
"You announce to all the Green Skins of Dolido that you will have a one-on-one duel with Lianggenna at Horse Hoof Valley."
"Whoever wins will be the King of the Green Skins of Dolido."
"A duel?" Yaduoduo was stunned for a moment.
"But... didn't you just say we can't fight him head-on?"
"I didn't tell you to really fight him," Lin En said with a smile.
"You just need to lure him to Horse Hoof Valley; leave the rest to me."
"Understood," Yaduoduo said, nodding, his eyes becoming determined.
"I'll go arrange it now."
Over the next two days, Yaduoduo led his Crazy Tooth Band toward Horse Hoof Valley, launching a grand tour.
He composed a new song, specifically to insult Lianggenna.
"Lianggenna, coward, turtle-drawing-its-head-in doesn't dare come!"
"If you've got guts, come to Horse Hoof Valley, we'll duel to decide the winner!"
"If you don't dare come, hand over the Big Boss position!"
This song was more explosive than any before it, and spread even faster.
In just one day, all the Green Skins of Dolido knew that Sound Tyrant·Mad Fang was going to have a life-and-death duel with Lianggenna at Horse Hoof Valley.
Whoever wins will be the only Big Boss of Dolido.
All the Green Skins were stirred up.
They put down what they were doing one after another and rushed toward Horse Hoof Valley.
They wanted to witness this historical showdown with their own eyes.
On one side was the warboss who had ruled Dolido for many years, Big Stomach Liang Ge Na.
On the other side was the musical oddity who appeared out of nowhere, Sound Tyrant·Mad Fang.
This was absolutely the most exciting duel in Dolido's history.
Lianggenna soon learned of Yaduoduo's challenge.
"Good, very good!" Lianggenna laughed loudly, his laughter filled with killing intent.
"That death-seeking fart sprite actually dares to duel me, truly looking for death!"
"Big Boss, you can't go!" a Big Guy of the Mozu Clan hurriedly advised.
"Horse Hoof Valley has enclosed terrain, surrounded by high mountains, with only a narrow exit."
"Yaduoduo must have laid an ambush there; if you go in, I'm afraid you won't be able to get out!"
"Ambush?" Lianggenna snorted contemptuously.
"Does that fart sprite deserve to set an ambush against me? Even if he has millions of ambush troops, I can still take his head from among ten thousand troops!"
"Besides, now all the Green Skins of Dolido are watching me."
"If I don't dare to keep the appointment, what face do I have to be this Big Boss?!"
"I must go, I must personally crush that fart sprite in front of all the Green Skins, so they know who is the true master of Dolido!"
Seeing Lianggenna so heated, that Big Guy hurriedly stepped forward and grabbed him:
"Don't act on impulse, Big Boss; he dares to be so arrogant, he must have made full preparations, just waiting for you to walk into the trap!"
But Lianggenna pushed aside that Big Guy and strode out.
"I insist on going!"
"I want to see what tricks that fart sprite can pull!"
After speaking, he led five million troops and marched toward Horse Hoof Valley in a grand procession.
No one noticed that the cannon fire above several landmark buildings had become sparse at some point.
Even the farmland that usually boiled and burned slowly became quiet.
All the Green Skins were immersed in the excitement of the coming duel; no one noticed this abnormal detail.
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Several hours later, Lianggenna's great army arrived at Horse Hoof Valley.
At the Valley Entrance, there was not a single person.
The high mountains all around towered into the clouds, enclosing the entire valley into a sealed space.
Inside the valley it was deathly quiet, only the sound of wind blowing over rocks.
"Big Boss, something's wrong." That Big Guy spoke again.
"It's too quiet here, not a single Green Skin in sight — there's definitely an ambush!"
Lianggenna frowned, also sensing a trace of wrongness.
Didn't Yaduoduo say he would duel here? How come there isn't even a human shadow?
Could it be he really set an ambush?
Just then, from the valley depths, came the sound of a guitar.
Immediately after, Yaduoduo's familiar voice rang out:
"Lianggenna, you've finally come; I thought you didn't dare come."
Lianggenna looked toward the sound and saw, at the End of the valley, a three-meter-tall figure facing them.
"Just you alone?" Lianggenna asked doubtfully.
"Of course, just waiting for you to come in!" Yaduoduo grinned.
"This is a one-on-one duel; why would I bring hidden troops? I'm not like certain people who only know how to bully the few with the many."
Lianggenna let out a breath of relief, then burst into loud laughter:
"Good! Guts! I indeed didn't misjudge you — although you're a fart spirit, you're still a lot stronger than those cowards!"
"However, you're still going to die today!"
As Lianggenna spoke, he was about to charge at Yaduoduo.
Just then, he suddenly heard a strange sound.
That sound came from the Sky.
Closer and closer, louder and louder.
Like countless bees vibrating their wings.
Lianggenna fiercely raised his head.
Only to see, in the sky above, countless black dots rapidly enlarging.
Those are the Imperial Fleet's Bao Dan!
Covering the sky and blotting out the sun, like world-destroying rain.
Even the cannon fire density of the first bombing of Big Pot City is far from reaching one-tenth of this time's.
Lianggenna's pupils fiercely contracted, his face revealing an expression of disbelief and horror.
"What, no!!!"
He let out a despairing roar.
But everything was already too late.
The first Bao Dan landed at the Valley Entrance.
A huge explosion sounded; the Earth violently trembled.
Immediately after, countless Bao Dan smashed into the valley in succession.
Fire light rushed to the heavens, thick smoke billowed.
The entire Horse Hoof Valley instantly turned into a sea of fire.
End of Chapter
