Chapter 120: Words of Yin and Yang (6/10, Autumn Subscription)

Fang Yue opened the message……

"Ye Ge, Ye Ge, you finally replied to me, your Niu Niu is online!"

"Ye Ge, come quick and see me, I'm so miserable, I'm so miserable miserable miserable miserable!"

Miserable?

You were fed a divine medicine by An Shenyi, your dual attributes shot up by 5 points, and you're still miserable my ass!

Think about it, Niu Niu only had 3.7 Control before, after An Shenyi's round, the attributes more than doubled, what a blessing so many people would envy!

Called selling misery, actually showing off, truly disgusting!

Fang Yue replied that he'd go see him now, and this guy was still excitedly saying he'd wait for Fang Yue to come rescue him.

Walking back, heading straight for Niu Niu's room, at a corner, Fang Yue brushed past a short girl.

That normally wouldn't matter, but when Fang Yue saw that girl's face, he froze on the spot.

Because that girl was clearly the one An Shenyi had insisted he carry back, the one with the delicate and cute appearance.

Did that shell awaken?

Was it descended upon by a player?

But how come this girl is wandering around Han Fu, and no one's managing her?

And she seems to not recognize me, did An Shenyi not tell her about Gu Yue Cun's situation?

All sorts of thoughts flashed through his mind, his gaze still following that girl.

Then, Fang Yue saw that girl stop her steps, her profile turning slightly, glancing at Fang Yue, her vermilion lips parting lightly, her voice suddenly rising.

"No way, no way, there's no one who hasn't seen a beauty, right? Little brother, need me to take you to the brothel to find the meaning of life?"

Fang Yue: ……

Fang Yue:?

Fang Yue:?!!

Just now, was that girl the one talking just now?

She, how can she talk like that!

Damn, what a waste of such a good skin!

Fang Yue didn't linger, walking forward.

"Hey! Why are you leaving, hey, how do you get out of this crappy place? I'm lost!"

Clearly the voice is very pleasant to hear, it's just the way of speaking that makes one unconsciously irritated.

Simply…… mouth shut she's a heavenly fairy, open her mouth she's a pile of shit!

Fang Yue continued walking forward, that girl actually followed along.

"Why aren't you talking? Are you a mute? So pitiful, in the prime of life and you're a mute, don't worry, my Miao Fa Jie has got your back! You tell me how to get out, I won't treat you badly."

You're the mute, your whole family are mutes!

"Where are you going forward? That's the direction I came from, just a few rooms, and some lunatic doctor, if I could beat him, I'd sooner or later press his head into shit and rub it back and forth!"

Go ahead and try, I guarantee An Shenyi can press you into the shit and rub you.

"Little bro? Little brother? Little little bro? If you don't talk I'll just follow you, keep following you, keep annoying you."

Fang Yue's face darkened, the chattering was killing him.

He glanced at the so-called Miao Fa Jie beside him, and said lightly: "No way, no way, there's no one who gets lost in a game, right? Then how much must that person's cerebellum have shrunk?"

Chen Xiaomiao was stunned.

"Hey! You, you're not a mute! You learned it well! Miao miao miao～"

Fang Yue ignored her, continuing to walk, Chen Xiaomiao continued to follow.

"How long are you going to follow?"

"Until you tell me how to leave this crappy place."

Fang Yue stopped his steps, pointing north.

"Go in this direction, straight ahead."

"Then what?"

"Straight ahead."

"……Then what?"

"Straight ahead."

"But that's a wall."

"What does it have to do with me? Straight ahead and you can get out, figure out the rest yourself."

"How can you be like this?"

Fang Yue raised his volume: "No way, no way, there's no one asking for help with this kind of attitude, right?"

"You! You passive-aggressive ghost! I'm just a little directionally challenged, that's a moe point on a girl!"

Chen Xiaomiao felt her emotions somewhat stirred, feeling that after being killed once and re-entering the game, her frequency of being broken down had increased.

That NPC called Lin Ling ahead too, it's just saying a few words, and he suddenly slapped me several times, it hurt so much I didn't dare speak, so annoying!

Hold it in, I can't die again, another 24 hours would be so boring, and the game progress would also fall way behind.

Taking a deep breath, Chen Xiaomiao smiled: "Fine, then I'll just go straight, find my own way out, I won't stoop to your level."

Fang Yue glanced at her: "Angry?"

Chen Xiaomiao smiled: "Nope."

"Angry?"

"No duck."

"Angry…"

Whoosh—

Chen Xiaomiao's palm was about to come whistling over, but Fang Yue caught it single-handedly.

Crack—on the spot, he twisted it off.

"Aaaah! My hand, my delicate little hand aaaah!"

"You don't need to go out. Stay here and wait for the Divine Doctor to treat you. Remember to pay the medical fee, dear."

"Like hell I will!" Chen Xiaomiao gritted her teeth and glared furiously at Fang Yue: "Just you wait, this young lady will remember you… aaaah!"

Chen Xiaomiao hadn't finished speaking before she screamed again—her other hand had been broken by Fang Yue as well.

"What did you just say?"

"You bastard!"

"Can't hear you."

"I'll fight you to the death!!"

Chen Xiaomiao tried to headbutt him, but Fang Yue dodged lightly. Thud—she crashed into the wall-gate, the pain bringing tears to her eyes.

"Can't hear you! In Gu Yue Cun, when I say I can't hear, then I can't hear! What did you just say? Say it again, louder!"

"You—you—you—you!"

Chen Xiaomiao was nearly crying from rage!

This was only in the game—if she met this kind of bastard in real life, this young lady would've beaten him to death with her fists and feet long ago!!

Just as Chen Xiaomiao was thinking this, she saw Fang Yue seemed to notice her gloomy face, and raised his foot as if to kick both her legs broken too.

Chen Xiaomiao's expression changed instantly, and she hastily switched faces at light-speed, putting on a fawning smile.

"M-mister, what are you doing? Let's talk this out nicely."

Fang Yue withdrew his foot.

"Fine, then let's talk properly. You're a perfectly nice girl—why not be a normal person? Why be a yin-yang person?"

"I…"

Chen Xiaomiao nearly cursed out loud, but thankfully held it back.

Forcing a smile, she continued: "This humble girl is untalented, spoke out of turn, and offended the young master. Please don't take offense, young master."

"Good that you know. Don't ever speak to me like that again—every time I see it, I'll break a hand."

What the hell! So overbearing—who the hell is this guy!

This young lady isn't falling for the domineering-CEO tricks!

But… damn it! Just now when I heard him say he'd break my hand, why did my heart skip a little?

Only after Fang Yue had walked far away, out of sight, did Chen Xiaomiao mutter a few curses.

"When has I, Chen Xiaomiao, ever suffered such humiliation! Damn it!!"

Immediately after, she saw someone walking over nearby—none other than An Shenyi.

"So you're here! How many times have I told you—don't run around, don't run around. Do I have to feed you a full-body-paralysis drug before you'll behave?"

"Listen—I saved your life. This cheap life of yours belongs to me, personally permitted by Lord Han! If you dare run off again, I'll dose you with the heavy medicine!"

4 more chapters coming, don't rush.

Here on my end, as long as the panda-person hasn't slept, it's still today.

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