Chapter 121: Borrowing a Knife to Kill (7/10, Autumn Subscription)
An Shenyi's threatening words made Chen Xiaomiao's eyelids twitch repeatedly.
Fuck!
What the hell is going on with this game? Why is everyone around here so brutal?!
The first character was so peaceful, everyone was kind—except that guy who finally broke my defense and killed me. Everyone else was so nice to me.
Why did my luck take such a nosedive the moment I got to this damn village and this character?
Seeing An Shenyi about to drag him back to that filthy room, Chen Xiaomiao immediately put on a tearful, pitiful expression and screamed: "Divine Doctor, I've been bullied!! Look at my two arms—my arms, Wu Wuwu wu!"
"What?!"
Only then did An Shenyi notice Chen Xiaomiao's condition; he instinctively showed delight, but his expression froze instantly.
"Shit! That's not right—you're my property! If you're hurt, I have to pay out of my own pocket to save you! I'm losing big! Bleeding out! No way—I must make someone else pay! Who hurt you? I'll make them pay with massive blood loss!"
Massive… blood loss?
Should I take it to mean what I think it means? Not some kind of "massive blood loss" from buying stuff?
Chen Xiaomiao felt An Shenyi's words sounded odd, but he quickly pointed toward the direction Fang Yue had left and said: "I don't know who that guy is, but he ran away from this direction. Divine Doctor, you must stand up for me!"
"Relax! How could I let my experimental subject suffer without compensation—someone must pay! Come on! Let's go demand justice! In Gu Yue Cun, except for a handful of people, who dares not pay me?!"
Saying this, An Shenyi led Chen Xiaomiao, whose hands were broken, forward.
Chen Xiaomiao secretly stuck out his tongue, feeling triumphant inside.
You bastard, bullying me, huh? This trick of borrowing a knife to kill—may you die!
…
Niu Niu's room.
Niu Niu stared blankly at the ceiling, feeling life had lost all meaning, the world all color.
Who am I?
Where am I?
What should I eat for lunch?
The three great philosophical questions of life spun endlessly in his mind.
Creak!
At that moment, the door suddenly swung open, sunlight pouring in, piercing the darkness like dawn, bringing Niu Niu light and hope.
Instantly, Niu Niu jolted upright.
"Aba aba aba!"
Here he is! Ye Ge! Ye Ge has finally come!!
Niu Niu's eyes welled with tears of excitement, but then Ye Ge shuddered and blurted out:
"Holy shit! What demon are you?! Die!"
"Aba aba?!"
"Aba your damn grandpa!"
Saying this, Fang Yue drew Cold Moon Blade, making Niu Niu flinch and immediately send him a message.
"Ye Ge! It's me, your Niu Niu!"
"Niu Niu?"
Fang Yue looked at the latest message, then at the monstrous, two-meter-tall muscular giant in the room, and asked tentatively: "Niu Niu?"
"Aba!!!"
The towering, two-meter-plus muscular giant, bound tightly with ropes, burst into tears.
But his face remained vacant and foolish, only emitting more sounds.
"Wabi wabi! Wabi babu! Aba aba aba!"
Fang Yue: …
"Speak human!"
Only then did Niu Niu send a message.
"Ye Ge, Ye Ge, you finally came to save me—I'm moved! So moved! When I'm free, I'm giving you a loving hug!"
"Disgusting. Get lost."
Despite this, Fang Yue still slashed the ropes binding Niu Niu.
"Aba aba!"
Niu Niu immediately shouted excitedly, flailing his body and rushing forward to hug Fang Yue, who sidestepped him instantly.
"Cut it out. Tell me—how did you end up like this?"
"Aba aba! Aba! Aba aba!"
"…Send a message."
Niu Niu froze: "Aba!"
Then he finally sent a message.
"Ye Ge, sorry—I keep forgetting I have to send messages for you to understand me. I never had this habit before!"
Obviously—if you weren't turned into an "Aba aba" person, you wouldn't need to send messages to speak!
Fang Yue's face darkened as he read Niu Niu's next message.
"Ye Ge, I'm so miserable, Wu Wuwu! Yesterday I asked An Shenyi to cure the curse, but even though he healed me, my body turned like this—I can't speak anymore, only make sounds like 'Aba aba,' Wu Wuwu wu!"
"Heaven and earth, I've suffered so much! If not for how much my stats have skyrocketed, I'd have deleted my account and started over… Wait—no, if not for wanting to play with Ye Ge as brothers, I'd have deleted my account already!"
This guy seemed to have sent messages too fast, revealing his true thoughts.
Fang Yue ignored that and asked: "So what are you planning to do now?"
"Aba!"
"News!"
"Oh oh, I want Ye Ge to speak to Divine Doctor for me—he turned me like this, so he must know how to fix my speech, right? As for my body growing bigger, I don't mind at all. I can handle a muscular, beefy physique."
More than hard to accept—this guy looked at his own muscles with a satisfied expression. Unless he couldn't speak, he probably had little complaint against Divine Doctor for turning him this way.
"Alright, I'll go speak to Divine Doctor for you and ask if he can fix it."
Fang Yue had originally held some hope after hearing Divine Doctor say he'd boosted Niu Niu's dual attributes by five points.
Now, seeing Niu Niu's grotesque, exploded physique and his inability to speak properly, looking like a dumb giant, that hope vanished.
Five attribute points aren't much, but not negligible either. He could just kill a weird creature himself. But turning into Niu Niu like this? He couldn't accept it.
Taking Niu Niu outside, Fang Yue was about to find Divine Doctor when he suddenly froze.
He noticed Divine Doctor walking toward him—perfect timing.
Fang Yue was just about to greet Divine Doctor when he saw someone beside him—a man whose hands looked broken.
Wait, that guy seems like…
Before Fang Yue could recognize him, the man suddenly brightened, rushed forward excitedly, and stopped right before Fang Yue.
"Oh oh oh! Isn't this the big brother who just broke my hands! Wuh wuh wuh, I'm so sorry—there were too many people outside earlier, but Meimei is kneeling here to apologize to you!"
"Oh, I forgot to introduce—this person behind me is the Divine Doctor of Gu Yue Cun! Unmatched medical skill, extraordinary power. Honestly, I'm a bit embarrassed to say it… but I'm Divine Doctor's personal property!"
As she said this, Chen Xiaomiao blushed slightly and glanced toward the figure approaching from behind.
"Even though I don't blame Big Brother for breaking my hands, I am Divine Doctor's personal property. If you hurt me, you're damaging Divine Doctor's personal property—that's a serious offense. You might just…"
Chen Xiaomiao whispered triumphantly: "Be forced to leave the village—and never be allowed back in again! Hehehe!"
Still three more chapters to go
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