Chapter 16: Daifu Daifu, men cheer

Chi Ye and Jin Xia didn't know that their movements, which they thought were "seamless," had already been perceived by the program team.

The two walked into the roasted durian shop to buy durian, then went to pick up the lamb skewers and wrapped pancakes, and then found a place to shelter from the wind, eating while observing passersby.

"How can eating happen in this kind of place..."

The "brown bear" clumsily pulled open the mask, revealing a white and beautiful chin, her breakable little face was blown white and red by the cold wind, at this moment holding the tin foil box of roasted durian, complaining while digging a large spoonful of durian meat with a spoon, stuffing it into her mouth, her charming peach-blossom eyes rolling around, constantly "warning" the program team to come.

"Yes, the Empress Dowager eating, must go to the Potala Palace, playing the violin on the spot, squeezing some caviar on the durian, only then is it worthy of your status."

Chi Ye squatted on the side and nodded in approval.

"Teacher Chi, your posture is very unrefined."

Jin Xia glanced at him, and dug another large spoonful of durian meat, stuffing it into her mouth, a thick sense of happiness flashing in her charming peach-blossom eyes, but thinking of something, she suddenly sighed regretfully: "Sigh, this durian is good in every way, why does it taste so smelly."

"This durian horse is gone." Chi Ye scolded the Earth: "How did it grow? Earth is also, what's going on? Why isn't the durian it produces fragrant? Come, let's not take this anger, don't eat it, go back to the sun tomorrow."

Jin Xia first nodded repeatedly, but quickly reacted, her eyes suspicious: "Are you being sarcastic about me?"

"No." Chi Ye shook his head decisively: "Taste it, taste it carefully, didn't I just speak for you?"

Jin Xia was even more suspicious, a trace of "anger" flashing in her peach-blossom eyes: "Do you think I'm stupid? Can't hear it?"

"Next time you can only say one sentence about me!"

Chi Ye: "..."

You really aren't stupid!

"Teacher Chi, will it be bad for us to eat alone here?"

Jin Xia slowly ate a bite of the wrapped pancake, swallowed it slowly, and then remembered the others.

Chi Ye pointed to the shop door: "There was roasted durian on the menu originally, otherwise why do you think I came over? I'll buy their share later after buying vegetables, and bring it back for them, but..."

He turned to look at Jin Xia: "If you keep eating at this speed, I estimate Teacher Yang Zi and Daifu in the house will starve to death."

Jin Xia thought about it and nodded: "Alright, then I'll eat faster."

Chew thirty times per bite, change to twenty times per bite.

"After eating the durian, eat the rest when you go back."

Chi Ye finished the durian in a few bites and stood up to leave.

"Eh, wait for me, why are you in such a hurry."

Jin Xia swayed and followed, looking like a tumbler, pointing to the empty tin foil box in her hand: "Teacher Chi, I still want to eat, you bring me another share later."

"No."

"Why?"

"Because we have no money."

Chi Ye turned back: "The share you ate just now was also your own living allowance."

Jin Xia was dumbfounded: "No... didn't you treat me? Also, I saw it, how much is a share of roasted durian, I still have many things I haven't eaten... want to eat."

"No way, the living allowance given by the program team is too little."

Chi Ye waved to the PD teacher in the distance and asked curiously: "Have you really never eaten roasted durian before?"

Jin Xia nodded honestly: "No."

"Then wrapped pancakes, barbecue?"

"... You didn't share the lamb skewers with me just now, you are really stingy."

"..." Chi Ye was choked, and asked again: "Hot pot?"

"Never eaten, family said... Sister Mi said those things are unhealthy, don't let me eat."

Chi Ye sighed in admiration, looking at Jin Xia as if looking at an alien.

Jin Xia misunderstood Chi Ye's gaze and was proud: "How about it, am I healthy?"

Chi Ye: "Too healthy, they say now that food is all technology and ruthless work, eating it will be poisoned, but if you don't eat anything, then naturally there is no such thing as being poisoned, I realized, Master."

"Teacher Chi, can you be a little gentler to me."

Jin Xia was unhappy: "Don't you know, you are very likely to have no friends like this?"

Hearing this, it was Chi Ye's turn to be autistic.

"Teacher Jin Xia, Teacher Chi..."

The program team ran over, the PD pretended not to know and asked: "Why are you two together?"

"Oh, just happened to meet."

Chi Ye really didn't expose Jin Xia, found an excuse to fool it, and then said: "Then let's go buy vegetables, I see there is a supermarket next to it."

This was said to Jin Xia, because there were only the two of them in the lens.

"Good... hmm... listen to you."

Jin Xia looked at Chi Ye and wanted to say something, but found that everyone else was there, so she could only nod depressedly.

The two walked into the supermarket as if nothing had happened and started buying.

The program team behind them looked at each other, all having the feeling of "I see how long you two can act."

"Did the group just now shoot it?"

"Shot it."

"... Let's go."

Everyone walked in together.

The process of buying was relatively simple, the first dinner in the *Meeting You* cabin, plus the lack of funds, everyone didn't pick too expensive things.

Of course, Jin Xia was an exception.

"Teacher Chi, I want to eat this."

In the fruit area, Jin Xia saw a box of strawberries the size of a child's fist, her peach-blossom eyes shining: "I've eaten this kind of strawberry, it's delicious."

Chi Ye nodded: "Indeed, I haven't eaten it, but I also know it's delicious."

"Ah? How do you know?"

Chi Ye looked at the price of the strawberries: "If this price is still not delicious, I really might not be able to control my temper."

"Hmm?! What are you going to do?" Jin Xia was shocked.

"I will crazily place orders on Pinduoduo for this brand's merchants, and then demand a refund for no reason!"

Jin Xia: "..."

She turned and asked hopefully: "Then let's buy a box, how about it?"

"Not buying."

"Ah? Why?"

"No money."

Chi Ye pushed the shopping cart: "With this little money of ours, we can probably buy the leaves on the butt of these strawberries, by the way, haven't asked, have you eaten leaves?"

Jin Xia: "..."

Still standing like an iron tower in front of the strawberries, not moving.

"Alright, with just this little money, what strawberries are you still eating, it's not bad that I didn't let you eat grass."

Chi Ye saw her acting like this again, pulled her over: "Push the cart, we've bought enough, go check out."

"Teacher Chi."

The "brown bear" pushed the shopping cart, moved to Chi Ye's side, looked at the others who had fallen behind, and said sneakily: "Sorry."

Chi Ye: "Ah?"

Jin Xia blinked her long eyelashes, a bit guilty: "I didn't mean to say that just now, actually you are quite good."

Chi Ye reacted, she was talking about what happened just now.

"What are you saying? Someone as excellent as me, not taking me as a friend, must be someone else's problem."

"Yes yes." Jin Xia nodded repeatedly, seeing Chi Ye like this, she immediately felt relieved, and started to speak from the heart: "You are good in every way, just your mouth is not very good."

Chi Ye: "..."

"What did these two say just now? Why don't we know?"

"I feel like they have secrets."

"Something is up."

"No, don't they really think we can't hear them talking?"

"Turned from black to passerby in the buying segment, he is really careful when spending money."

"Laughing to death at 'Pinduoduo refund for no reason', who said this mouth is not good? This mouth is too great!"

"Feels like Chi Ye is also quite cute sometimes... finished, I actually said such things?! I'm a hater!"

The two "re-entered" the range of the program team's camera, any action would naturally be seen by everyone, including Chi Ye's various complaints and actions when buying just now.

He himself was poor, and even poorer after arriving at the program team, plus his living habits from his previous life, Chi Ye's buying wasn't said to be calculating, but it was indeed orderly, which was completely different from the feeling the original owner once gave everyone on the program.

Chi Ye didn't know what the bullet comments were saying, but through the increasing speed of favorability points, he vaguely knew that someone liked him again.

That was enough.

Long road to whitewashing, let's take it one step at a time.

"Check out."

The two came to the cashier, and when checking out, Chi Ye, who was sensitive to numbers now, keenly noticed that the receipt was five yuan more than he expected.

He glanced at Jin Xia, who was pretending that nothing had happened, and didn't expose her, paid, and walked out of the supermarket.

At this moment, after some buying, the sky had completely darkened, Chi Ye greeted the others to wait here, and went to buy durian at the roasted durian shop.

As a result, when he came out, he just happened to see a vendor selling frozen persimmons next to it.

Since he was right there, he couldn't pretend not to see it, walked over and picked a few persimmons and packed them.

The bullet comments floated.

"He is really picking frozen persimmons for Yang Zi!"

"Chi Ye, calm down! Take care of your haters!"

"Is this whitewashing like this?!"

"If it's not a script persona, then I really look at him with new eyes."

The audience was surprised again by Chi Ye's actions.

On this side, the group of people who packed food and vegetables also embarked on the return journey.

"I don't know how Teacher Yang Zi and Daifu are getting along."

On the way.

Jin Xia was very unaccustomed to the darkness of the "countryside," following closely behind Chi Ye like a little follower.

"Should be not bad."

It couldn't be Daifu Daifu, Yang Zi cheering, right?

Speaking of the Queen of Feminism's deeds, he had also heard of them. It is said that at that time, a capital tycoon wanted to take advantage of her, but she hammered him into the hospital with one punch.

The pop music diva died on the spot, silent for several years, until this time Mango prepared *Meeting You*, did she re-enter the public eye.

It is truly the first female Tyson of the contemporary era, under the clear and beautiful appearance like an idol, is the violent Daifu Daifu, men cheering!

At the same time.

The national first female Tyson, who was being talked about by Chi Ye and Jin Xia, was bending over at this moment, conscientiously and diligently wiping the kitchen stove.

Not only that, she also had to endure the "torture" of the old man next to her.

"You didn't wipe this stove correctly, you didn't wipe it clean like this."

Yang Zi sat on a small stool next to him like a master, and it was an old-man smell attack: "But at your age, you shouldn't have suffered much, like when I was a child..."

Shi Daifu gasped, beads of sweat hanging on her white forehead, turned and glanced at Yang Zi, nodded simply: "Hmm."

Yang Zi frowned.

Thinking to himself, why is this girl so autistic, he had been talking here for a long time, and the other party didn't give a shred of emotional value?

Also Chi Ye and Jin Xia...

*Meeting You* guests, much worse than *Jerk* guests!

The worst batch of guests he had ever led!

"Xiao Shi, it's not that I'm talking about you, why are we on the program? This is a social variety show, after all, we still want to make friends."

"Hmm."

"Look, you still think I'm annoying."

"Not annoying."

"If you're not annoying, say a few more words."

"A few?"

Yang Zi collapsed, facing the PD camera: "Please let them come back quickly, it's too awkward, I'd rather see Chi Ye touching Jin Xia's heat openly here than continue communicating with this little girl!"

PD: "..."

The bullet comments also laughed.

"Too much program."

"Is Shi Daifu depressed, with sequelae from being frozen?"

"Don't blacken her, Sister Shishi was also like this when she was popular before."

"Does Yang Zi have the face to talk about others? He doesn't help with any work and keeps BB, the old-man smell is overflowing."

"Sister Shishi is too honest, burying her head in hard work without saying a word."

"Please let Chi Ye come back quickly, only he can cure Yang Zi, this King of Dads."

"The episode I like most about Chi Ye!"

"hh, just came back from Chi Ye and Jin Xia's side, there is no program there, but it is very 'sweet'."

The bullet comments were scrolling, Yang Zi was trying every means to win attention, and Chi Ye and Jin Xia, the buying partners, finally returned to the cabin.

"Hello, family members, we are back."

The "brown bear" jumped into the living room, showing off the spoils: "Look what we bought for you!"

"Move aside, you didn't carry it, what are you jumping for."

Chi Ye put down a large bag panting.

"I wanted to carry it for you, but you said I was stupid, said you were afraid I would break the eggs, and didn't let me carry it."

Jin Xia hummed and refuted.

Chi Ye nodded: "That's true, if I really let you carry it all the way back, the hens in the courtyard would probably have to cry."

"Oh, did you buy my frozen persimmons? Where are they?"

In the kitchen, Yang Zi walked out smelling the smell, with the posture of a master: "Did you buy frozen persimmons?"

Chi Ye glanced at him, and then saw Shi Daifu also walk out of the kitchen, holding two cups of hot water in her hand.

"Thank you."

He took it and took a sip.

"..." Shi Daifu said quickly: "You're welcome."

"Bought bought, Teacher Chi specially picked them for you!"

Jin Xia showed off the frozen persimmons.

"Oh?" Yang Zi raised his eyebrows, squatted down and looked at them for a few times, brewing for a moment: "No, these frozen persimmons don't look good, Chi Ye, it's not that I'm talking about you, you didn't buy these well!"

As soon as he said this, everyone was stunned.

"Started started."

"No pre-swing at all?!"

"How to defend against 0-frame acting?"

"Finally reached the chaotic battle segment I've been looking forward to?"

"Speaking of reason, Chi Ye picked them quite well, we all saw it, isn't this just looking for trouble?"

"Yang Zi is so annoying."

The bullet comments skyrocketed, Chi Ye looked at Yang Zi sideways.

Are you tired? For a little bit of heat.

Yang Zi noticed Chi Ye's gaze, feeling inexplicably unsure, but still decided to show his "knowledge": "I'm really not being picky, my hometown used to grow persimmons."

"Generally, the less sandy land, the worse the persimmons grow, the more sandy land, the better the persimmons."

"So when picking persimmons, you must pick persimmons grown in sandy land, don't pick the ones with less."

Chi Ye thought about it and looked at Yang Zi: "So, less sand, less persimmons, enough sand, more persimmons?"

Yang Zi clapped his hands: "Right! The summary is very in place, it is less sand, less persimmons, enough sand, more persimmons."

"Hmm." Chi Ye looked at Yang Zi's old face: "Then Teacher Yang Zi, you are indeed enough sand, more persimmons." ===== CHAPTER 17 =====