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Chapter 17

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"...?!"

Yang Zi was stunned, didn't react.

"hhh! Good mouth!"

"Laughing to death, just reacted."

"*Silly Dog Persimmons More*"

"Relieving! As expected of Jinx Chi, the only man who can catch Yang Zi's play!"

"Good scolding! Comfortable, even if Jinx Chi is deliberately setting up a persona, I recognize it."

"Finished, Jinx Chi is crazy, this is not caring about the feelings of haters at all?"

"Although but... Jinx Chi is too daring to speak, Yang Zi's face turned green, hhh."

In the living room.

Everyone finally tasted the flavor. Shi Shi Daifu looked at Chi Ye in surprise, while Yang Zi looked displeased, vaguely a bit awkward.

Only Jin Xia was "very angry": "Teacher Yang Zi, these are good persimmons that Teacher Chi and I carefully picked, how can you be like this!"

Everyone: "..."

"Hmph!"

Yang Zi felt that he had lost face, and regretted even more that the perfect script was destroyed by Chi Ye like this.

He snorted angrily and turned back to his room.

"... He, is he okay?"

"It's okay." Chi Ye waved his hand indifferently: "Teacher Yang Zi went to think of a new script, he will come out when he thinks of it."

Shi Shi Daifu: "..."

"I watched the persimmons all the way, and he said they were bad!"

Jin Xia was still in a small rage.

Chi Ye glanced at her: "Clearly I picked them."

"Right." Jin Xia was righteous: "So I said I 'watched' them all the way!"

Chi Ye: "..."

"Then let's tidy up and prepare to cook?"

He swept a glance at the two girls and found that without Yang Zi, the air in the living room was much cleaner.

"... I'll go cook."

Shi Shi Daifu turned around silently, walked into the kitchen again, and prepared to wash vegetables and cook.

Chi Ye thought about it and prepared to follow in to help.

"I'll come too, I'll come too!"

The "brown bear" jumped and wanted to drill in.

"Can you cook?" Chi Ye was surprised.

"No."

"Then what are you going in for?"

"I'll help you carry plates, wash vegetables, and disinfect!"

Chi Ye pointed to the fluffy down jacket on Jin Xia's body: "I think you should change clothes first."

"Oh, right." Jin Xia patted her forehead, hurriedly: "Wait for me, must wait for me to come over before starting!"

After speaking, she controlled her swaying "body," turned and walked toward the second floor.

Chi Ye watched her leave, then shook his head, walked into the kitchen, and started helping Shi Shi Daifu.

He actually didn't know how to cook very well, could make noodles and stir-fry eggs, but if you asked him to make some hard dishes, that was indeed the level of *Teacher Huang Huang Jianfeng*.

Fortunately, Shi Shi Daifu's hands-on ability was very strong, looking like someone who often cooks for herself, handling things in an orderly manner, making Chi Ye's impression of her greatly change.

Dai Fudai Fu, foodie cheering!

After a while, Jin Xia, who had changed into a pink fluffy rabbit home suit, walked into the kitchen.

Seeing Shi Shi Daifu and Chi Ye had already started cooking, her little face was a bit unhappy, humming and muttering something.

Chi Ye glanced at her and casually assigned her a task: "Jin Xia, go peel the potatoes."

"Good, good!" Jin Xia immediately beamed.

Chi Ye shook his head straight.

It was really a small knife cutting the butt, opening big eyes, the first time seeing someone unhappy because they had no work to do.

Really want to throw her into a 996 factory and let her work overtime every day.

Thinking of Jin Xia's performance all the way, he was a bit uneasy: "Can you peel?"

"Can!"

Chi Ye nodded: "Then I'll leave it to you."

"Guarantee to complete the task!"

Jin Xia raised her rabbit ears to salute, then went to find potatoes to start peeling.

Ten minutes later.

Shi Shi Daifu turned to look over, didn't speak.

Chi Ye inexplicably understood her meaning, turned back and asked Jin Xia: "Are the potatoes ready?"

"Not yet."

"Not yet?" Chi Ye puzzled: "So long, haven't peeled one?"

"Not yet, not yet, what are you urging for." The "rabbit" looked up, unhappy: "I only peeled half!"

Chi Ye: "?"

He realized something was wrong, walked over to take a look, and his eyes went black.

She really didn't lie, half the potato skin, not more, not less, just right.

"So rigorous." Chi Ye sighed.

"Right, and look how beautifully I peeled it?" Jin Xia proudly held up the potato.

Must say, the potato she peeled was indeed smooth, without any residual skin, and even the shape looked round and beautiful.

"It's just..." Jin Xia was slightly dissatisfied: "Feels like the shape of this potato is very hard to peel, in order to peel it beautifully, my arms are sore."

"The potato is too sensible." Chi Ye sighed.

"This knife is also not easy to use."

"The knife is also not sensible."

Jin Xia raised her neck, the loose home suit slipped, revealing the snow-white and pink swan neck, her peach-blossom eyes filled with dissatisfaction: "Teacher Chi, you are being sarcastic about me again!"

"No, no." Chi Ye shook his head, sincerely asking: "Do you like peeling potatoes?"

"Of course!"

"No, I think your talent doesn't need to peel potatoes, it's too much of a waste."

"Hmm?" Jin Xia was suspicious: "What do you mean?"

Chi Ye looked at her: "If you really want to peel, then peel me."

"This potato in your hand is almost like going to a beauty salon, you peel me, let me be beautiful too."

"Teacher Chi!" Jin Xia heard it very aggrieved, angrily said: "You don't need to peel, because your jawline is sharper than a knife!!"

Chi Ye: "?"

Finished, the child was forced to be anxious.

Jin Xia didn't pay attention to him, seeing Shi Shi Daifu had already made a dish, got up and walked toward the cupboard inside the kitchen.

Stupid, but diligent.

Chi Ye shook his head, just preparing to take over the work of peeling potatoes.

"Why isn't there even a disinfection cabinet here."

A coquettish voice came from inside.

Chi Ye paused, pointing to the program team members outside: "Program team find the reason yourself, why is there no disinfection cabinet?"

Jin Xia turned back to add: "Must be a Morphy disinfection cabinet, that one is integrated with knife and bowl disinfection!"

"Can't do it, these two are laughing to death."

"You just bully Xia Xia for being stupid."

"Bad! This kid really rubbed off on it!"

"Ah ah ah! Xia Xia is so cute, the image in private is completely different!"

"A bit sweet."

Chi Ye and Jin Xia didn't know that their pair of jinx combinations, whose reputations were explosive, actually had "CP fans."

Chi Ye soon peeled the potatoes, Shi Shi Daifu's knife fell, and after more than half an hour, the first dinner of the *Meeting You* cabin was finally officially released.

Four dishes and one soup, four people, almost enough.

"Right, Teacher Yang Zi hasn't come out yet."

Jin Xia jumped and placed all the bowls and chopsticks in a beautiful shape, and then remembered that Yang Zi hadn't come out since returning to his room.

"Then you go call him." Chi Ye said.

Jin Xia instinctively got up, but suddenly thought of something, and sat down again, "humming" at Chi Ye, indicating she wouldn't go.

Got it, the Empress Dowager is still "small angry."

Chi Ye looked at Shi Shi Daifu who was expressionless again.

"... Alright, I'll go call."

Chi Ye felt that he was too kind, kinder than a cow, stood up and walked to the door of Yang Zi's room: "Teacher Yang Zi, time to eat."

There was no movement inside.

Chi Ye thought about it and changed his way of saying it: "Teacher Yang Zi, there are fifty close-up shots when eating."

*Click*.

The door opened, Yang Zi walked out calmly, his eyes quickly swept over the dining table in the distance, finding there were only six camera positions.

His face was displeased.

"Let's go."

Chi Ye had already turned back, returning to the dining table as if nothing had happened.

"hhh, laughing to death."

"Yang Zi: You kid are fishing here?"

"You've hooked Yang Zi like a big-mouthed bass!"

"Yang Zi: Can't beat, absolutely can't beat."

"Yang Zi now has a helplessness of pulling pants in the pocket."

Yang Zi didn't speak, just displeased, sat down at the dining table, and started eating with his head down.

The other three were actually hungry too. Chi Ye and Jin Xia were okay. Shi Shi Daifu first worked for half a day under the "instruction" of the "old man," and later cooked the dishes herself, belonging to the evolution of the Queen of Feminism to the Queen of Chefs, the first hard worker of *Meeting You*, and under hunger, she ate a bit faster.

Like this, the atmosphere at the dining table was a bit cold.

Li Dao, who was sitting behind the camera, coughed lightly, reminding everyone to talk, don't just focus on showing off!

But the four people at the table, if nothing else, were all old artist-level existences in terms of extremes, and none of them paid attention to the program team at all.

Li Dao was discouraged, hinting at the PD next to him with his eyes.

PD was silent for two seconds, looking at Jin Xia who had long put down her chopsticks and was only sipping her thermos cup: "Teacher Jin Xia, do you only eat this much?"

"Eh, can the people from the program team talk?" Jin Xia wondered.

"Edit it later, and match the sound to my face." Chi Ye replied.

PD: "..."

"hh, don't be like this."

"Are you two living together?"

Jin Xia heard Chi Ye's voice, glanced at him with her peach-blossom eyes, and then pretended to be indifferent, saying to the PD: "My appetite is not big."

She picked up her high-end thermos cup, coquettishly: "I drink underground spring water after every meal, soaked in health tea. This eating habit is the healthiest and helps with digestion after meals."

The program team and several guests were stunned.

Subconsciously looking at Chi Ye, who had been "hanging out" with Jin Xia since moving into the program.

"Hmm." Chi Ye nodded calmly: "The Empress Dowager's meals are like this."

Everyone: "..."

"*Click*."

Shi Shi Daifu was stuffing half an apple into her mouth, noticing the strange looks from everyone.

"Hmm... I'm full."

She suddenly stood up and left the dining table without looking back.

"... What's wrong with her?" Chi Ye didn't quite understand.

"Maybe it's awkward." Yang Zi said, only then realizing that he had actually answered Chi Ye's words, secretly thinking it was bad luck!

"Hmm..." Chi Ye looked at the innocent-looking Jin Xia and remained silent.

"Practitioner of martial arts," eating a bit more is very normal, right?

Dinner ended. Originally, the first day of moving into the *Meeting You* cabin had a "late-night talk therapy" segment.

But today several guests were very tired, and the Yang Zi acting incident happened, so everyone naturally had no mood to talk therapy with people they didn't know well.

Just hindered by the program team's process, they could only wander in the living room.

Jin Xia shouted that she wanted to go out for a stroll, because the program team hung many beautiful colored lights in the courtyard.

But Chi Ye felt that it was too troublesome for the Empress Dowager to leave the palace, and she had to be wrapped like a "brown bear," so he stopped her big move.

This scene made Yang Zi's eyes split, wishing he could swap roles with Chi Ye, shouting: Promise her! Promise her! Go out for a two-person world and rub off on heat!

Unfortunately, he wasn't Chi Ye, could only shout wildly in his heart, and then... stay in the living room himself, ready to find an opportunity to rub off on Jin Xia at any time.

"Teacher Chi, what are you doing?"

Jin Xia was still holding her thermos cup, sipping from time to time, noticing Chi Ye's "abnormality," curiously asking.

"Hmm?" Chi Ye was startled, shook his head: "Nothing, just resting for a while."

In fact, his attention had been in the system space, checking the growth of his favorability points.

Moving into *Meeting You* on the first day, seeing that the first day was about to pass, he didn't know if it was his own reason, or because he had been with Jin Xia for a long time, in short, he found that his favorability points were growing very gratifyingly.

It had reached over 530,000.

Originally in *How to Evaluate*, the favorability points only increased by about 20,000 in total.

It is conceivable how popular *Meeting You* is and... Jin Xia's traffic.

The Empress Dowager has made great contributions!

Chi Ye swept a glance at Jin Xia, who was holding the thermos cup and "sipping," and then started giggling inexplicably.

Hmm...

500,000 favorability points, which means he has five opportunities to copy intermediate talent skills.

As for not wanting intermediate, converting it into fifty primary... Chi Ye felt it was unnecessary.

'Then whose talent skill to copy?'

Chi Ye's gaze landed on the Empress Dowager who looked a bit "silly" again.

Among the current guests of *Meeting You*, Yang Zi is not considered, saying he is an old artist, old artists feel bad luck.

Jin Xia must be the primary target.

Don't look at the silly-white-sweet that the Empress Dowager shows, in fact, Jin Xia should be considered one of the best acting talents among the young generation of actors in the entertainment industry.

Otherwise, just relying on appearance and family background, she wouldn't have reached the position of a popular first-tier top traffic star.

Except for the Empress Dowager, Shi Shi Daifu is naturally also the optimal target.

Whether in the previous life or this life, Chi Ye is a big white voice, tone-deaf, the original owner's album purely relied on the million-level tuner, is a true recording studio warrior.

Shi Shi Daifu, although her career is basically almost ruined now, after all, she was once a "pop diva," and her singing skills are unquestionable.

'Then let's set the Empress Dowager and Miss Shi first.'

Chi Ye had a preliminary goal, sat up, and prepared to redeem the scroll to copy.

Hope he is not a non-chief!

"Hmm?"

Jin Xia seemed to feel something, her peach-blossom eyes looked over here, ignorantly asking: "Teacher Chi, what are you going to do?"

"Nothing..."

Chi Ye moved his butt, just preparing to speak, his gaze suddenly paused.

Landing on the thermos cup that Jin Xia had just put down.

He was far away just now and didn't notice, but after getting closer, he saw that the black "spring water" in her thermos cup was filled with dense little bubbles.

A familiar smell drifted out faintly.

Jin Xia noticed Chi Ye's gaze, startled, hurriedly raised the thermos cup to sip to cover it up, but thought of something, pretended to blow a few breaths, "sipped," and stole a glance at Chi Ye: "Teacher Chi, what are you looking at me for?"

Chi Ye was silent: "Are you drinking cola in a thermos cup?"

Jin Xia: "!!!"

She hurriedly looked around, fortunately, the program team thought they had given up on this segment and only left fixed cameras in the living room.

"Teacher Chi, keep your voice down!"

Chi Ye: "..."

"Sorry." He apologized sincerely: "I have poor eyes, this must be underground spring water with a cola flavor!" ===== CHAPTER 18 =====

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