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Chapter 16

~7 min read 1,303 words

"Compared to Ning staying in the mid lane, I find your CS even more exaggerated."

Uzi opened the data panel and found that Su Xing's CS was actually five or six higher than his own, which surprised him. In the bot lane, he sometimes missed a minion because he wanted to greed for that one auto-attack to exert pressure.

But even in that situation, Uzi's CS was still following the time. A little over seven minutes, nearly seventy CS; this was already a very exaggerated figure.

But what about Su Xing?

In the same amount of time, his CS was five or six higher than his own, which meant that from the first wave of minions until now, he hadn't missed a single CS.

You have to know that he was not only facing laning pressure but also the constant pressure from the jungler Ning Wang. In such a situation, he could still not miss a single CS? "Damn, Chovy!"

AJ in the top lane took a look and exclaimed: "Your mouse doesn't really have a spirit weapon, does it? Brother, I'm scared."

Su Xing:... If there's no laning pressure, what else is there to do besides last-hitting?

"To be honest, it's a bit scary."

Beishang commented sharply: "How about this, TES is about to play against Samsung, you go apply for a job at TES and get on the job immediately to have a laning duel with Chovy."

"Don't mess around."

Su Xing held back his laughter, shook his head and said: "It's just last-hitting..."

"Really curious about you mid laners."

Uzi said with a smile: "It's one thing to have CS follow the time, but sometimes you see CS higher than the time without even paying attention."

"It's very normal, that's how it is when there's no laning pressure."

Su Xing cleared his throat and said: "After ten minutes or so, when you have some items, you start clearing the jungle, either your own or the opponent's. Sometimes it's not too much to take a few minions while roaming to support, right?"

Everyone:... It sounds easy, but in reality, anyone who has played this game knows that achieving this level is actually very difficult.

"I get it!"

AJ suddenly said: "I've realized it, no wonder T1 can't beat Samsung in the LCK; it turns out Faker's laning really can't beat Chovy now!"

Su Xing:??? "First of all, I'm not familiar with the top lane."

Seeing this, Uzi directly started "cutting ties" and asked: "Does anyone here know this top laner? How did he get in?"

"Don't know, probably snuck in by pretending."

Beishang continued to comment sharply,

"Don't know, none of us know him. Then let's kick him next game."

Xiao Duan held back his laughter and said: "Otherwise, the streams of us brothers might all be gone."

"My bad, my bad, I said the wrong thing, big brothers, don't kick me."

As for Ning's side, the atmosphere was as silent as ever. Although TheShy could indeed exert some pressure in the top lane, AJ picked Tahm Kench and just bought a Warden's Mail to pair up with the defensive tower, which gave TheShy a headache.

Not to mention the jungler; this game he was like possessed, almost building a villa in the mid lane. Those who didn't know would think he was a mid-lane Lee Sin.

It was hard to comment on the mid laner Xiaocaobao. After just a few minutes of laning, the opposing Azir inexplicably started leading in CS. As of now, Xiaocaobao found that he was trailing by nearly thirty CS. The bot lane duo was even worse; using 【not dying in lane】 as a requirement was actually a bit harsh. It could only be said that without the interference of the jungler, not losing the bot lane's first tower before fourteen minutes was already considered a success.

"Ning, you need to do something!"

This situation didn't last long; soon even TheShy couldn't watch anymore.

A jungler needs to do things; if you don't do things, why play jungle? "Ah, I am doing things." Ning was still being stubborn: "Aren't I putting pressure on the opposing mid lane?"

TheShy:... Pressure?

A 0-0-0 jungler at ten minutes, you call that pressure?

"Come top, we can dive."

TheShy was obviously getting anxious; compared to his previous silence, he even started speaking extremely fluent Chinese now.

"Coming, coming."

Ning said he was coming to the top lane, but his body was very honest, continuing to linger in the bottom half of the map around the mid lane.

"How can you gank anyone like this?"

TheShy was tireless and continued to explain patiently: "Look at Xin Zhao's CS, he's leading you by how much? He's about to take the six grubs."

"Alright, alright, coming, coming."

The conversation between the two almost made the viewers in their respective streams laugh to death. When you can force a Korean who is rumored not to speak Chinese well to speak extremely fluent Chinese, you can imagine how "animalistic" Ning's strategy was this game.

"Is this the effect of the Old Man Cup? The Chinese TheShy spoke this game is almost more than the entire previous night."

"Let's see who says TheShy can't speak Chinese anymore?"

"Look at how anxious the kid is. Ning, be a human, you chose the people, can't you recognize who the big daddy on the team is?"

"To be honest, I could play this Lee Sin too..."

"All rhythm is gone. The opposing Xin Zhao controls the grubs and then the dragon and can still gank, while you play Lee Sin and just play chess in the mid lane?"

"Tell a scary fact: even though Ning is acting as a security guard in the mid lane, this Azir's CS is still following the time. What does this mean?"

"Uzi's side said it: the Chovy of the Old Man Cup is scary just looking at this CS."

"No problem, the Korean Chovy is playing at MSI, the streamer version of Chovy is playing the Old Man Cup..."

"He said he hadn't played the game for two or three years, how can I believe that? Is this CS something a human can achieve?"

"To be honest, if you cover the IDs of both, I would think Samsung is playing TES. It's too similar. Uzi's side is Chovy in the mid lane farming like crazy, and TheShy's side is the jungler Yuyu getting lost and being crazily invaded by the third uncle..."

"This analogy is too much, 369 isn't that exaggerated. The bot lane Pzi doesn't have the ability to suppress Shui Zi that badly either; it's purely a mid-jungle gap."

"Did the Samsung of the Old Man Cup come?"

Uzi saw the chat in the stream and laughed out loud: "This is too much, we definitely can't beat Samsung, but other teams... maybe we could actually play against G2."

Hearing Uzi talk about G2, the chat in the stream became even crazier, and some even clamored for Uzi to invite G2 for a scrim, since G2 was participating in this MSI and happened to be in the country.

"No, are you guys serious?"

A moment later, Uzi laughed until he couldn't close his mouth: "I'm joking, how could we beat G2? The streamer's side is just a group of old men. Even if G2 let us have a sea, we still couldn't beat them."

However, what Uzi didn't know was that because of his joke, people on Weibo had already started tagging the G2 team's Weibo account.

"G2, my big brother wants you to come over and get beaten!"

At first, this Weibo post only had a few hundred likes, and everyone took it as a joke, but no one expected that G2's official Weibo would actually respond! (End of chapter)

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