撲街天線

[Task One: First entry into the cultivation world, you have obtained the Foundation Establishment method, please try killing the "Undead Divine Dragon".] "Brother System, setting aside the fact that the newbie task is to kill a dragon, there's a small problem: I haven't transmigrated." [Task Two: The apocalypse has arrived; after awakening an E-class ability, it's time to show your prowess, please try single-handedly challenging the "Zombie King".] "Brother, setting aside the fact that I'm still in the modern era, following your logic, wasn't I just in the cultivation world? Besides, go ahead and awaken an ability for me—kill the Zombie King, me?" [Task Three: In an all-female world, you have become the only precious male; please try spreading your sweat to at least three different targets.] "Brother, I've never begged anyone in my life; I'm kneeling now, take me to that world, I'm truly begging you." ... "Wait, you call an earthworm an Undead Divine Dragon?" "Wait, does killing in bio-mode count as killing?" "Wait, can a light snort count as successful spreading?" ... [Task Four: Slay demons in the brothel.] "Hehe." ... "Uncle, don't laugh, I really came to slay demons!" "Hands behind your head and squat! Who told you to stand up?" "System, you've caused me so much suffering!!!" ... This book is also titled: "The System Can Save Me from Fire and Water, But First Don't Ask Where the Fire and Water Came From", "If Cultivation Is Possible in the Modern Era, Then Foot Massage Is Also a Dao!", "I Never Transmigrated at All, the System Insists I Did".