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At the awards ceremony, a chubby officer whose uniform was stretched tight stood on the stage, speaking with fervent passion. In the audience. “Master, I heard you once worked with him. What kind of person do you think he is?” “When he’s in his police uniform, he’s the cutest person; when he takes it off, he’s not even human.” “How can you say that? He’s a hero. I think you’re just jealous.” “Jealous?” The veteran detective twitched the corner of his mouth: “Have you ever seen someone ride an old lady across the street?