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Felyn transmigrated into the body of a fallen noble, burdened with millions in debt. To survive, he faced a choice: become a hero in a different world or live off as gigolo. He chose to be gigolo. Felyn rents himself out to aristocratic young ladies with psychological issues, role-playing according to their demands, meticulously caring for their lives, and providing emotional value. He is a dog licker admirer for a cold maiden, a punching bag for a perfect student council president, a lover for a rational divine heir, a master for a wealthy dragon merchant’s daughter, and a brother to a princess. His clients also include a popular songstress, a witch, and others. Felyn just wants to do his job well, save enough money to buy a manor, and hire maids. Once the contracts end, he plans to leave these troubled young ladies behind. But when the contracts do expire, the ladies seem utterly unable to let him go. They all want to take him home and shower him with affection. Felyn: "Ladies, once the contract is over and the payment is made, we’re done. Don't confess one by one, don't think about getting it for free."

In the primordial era of the martial world—before the Heavenly Demon Cult, the Nine Great Sects, or even the Five Noble Clans had ever existed— Baek Yoonjun, a modern man who didn’t know the first thing about martial arts, was dropped into that alien world. Terrified of everything around him, he fled into a deep, uninhabited mountain range. There, driven by fear, he devoted himself to training so obsessively that he even forgot the passage of time. By chance, he took on a disciple—and through that bond, he was dragged back into the world. By the time he emerged, he had reached a realm as lofty as the years that had slipped by. Yet with no sense of time or reality left in him, he still believed himself to be nothing more than a “third-rate martial artist,” and spent every day looking for an excuse to retreat back into seclusion. “Master, just as you commanded, the grand plan to divide the world into three has begun.” “…When did I ever say that?” The disciples he raised out of boredom became the greatest warriors under heaven, shaking the world with their names. The stones he tossed away in annoyance became the clues to legendary secret manuals. But the true wish of the man at the center of it all was painfully simple. “Ah… I just want to rot away in my room.”

“My dream? Living my whole life doing absolutely nothing.” Was it a mistake of the heavens? Or perhaps a cruel joke? Born with the legendary Heavenly Martial Body, Jin Sohyeon is the laziest man under the sky. Yet the ever-turbulent martial world refuses to leave him alone, even though his only wish is to loaf around in comfort for the rest of his life in a wealthy household. Can Jin Sohyeon—the laziest man in the world—truly save it from the demonic tide that threatens to swallow the heavens? “Ugh… I really don’t feel like it.”