Chapter 49: Do women hope that Balenciaga clothes tear at the slightest touch?

In the Xinghai Entertainment office.

Duan Duan Jiangping finally came back to life and silently grabbed a handful of dirt to stuff into his mouth.

“Balenciaga? That’s an international first-tier brand, right?”

Sister Qin didn’t hesitate to join him with a handful of dirt and said firmly.

“Su Meng tore up Balenciaga clothing in public. This has dealt a devastating blow to their brand image.”

“Which will subsequently cause huge economic losses.”

“According to my twenty years of professional experience as an agent, within ten minutes, we will receive a lawyer’s letter from Balenciaga.”

“And then we’ll have to pay a huge compensation… Boss, wait, don’t eat so fast, save some for later!”

*Ring-a-ling~~~* The phone suddenly rang like a death knell.

Sister Qin sighed helplessly and answered the phone with a look of resignation.

A moment later, she put down the phone, her spirit still somewhat dazed.

“Um… Boss… should we drink some tea?”

Hmm? Duan Duan Jiangping suddenly had a bad premonition.

“Um… Balenciaga called…”

“Their public opinion monitoring shows that netizens now generally believe their quality is poor…”

Duan Duan Jiangping sighed and opened his mouth to gulp down a few mouthfuls of the northwest wind.

“But… their sales volume just skyrocketed… by 17%!”

“*Cough, cough, cough!!!*” Duan Duan Jiangping suddenly began to cough loudly.

“What did you say? Their quality is poor, yet their sales volume actually went up?”

The expression on Sister Qin’s face became even stranger.

“Their data shows that of this new sales volume, 10% was bought by men, and 90% was bought by women.”

“So… do women hope that Balenciaga clothes… tear at the slightest touch?”

What? Duan Duan Jiangping was completely bewildered.

Am I old? Have I become disconnected from the times?

Truly, a boy should never try to guess a girl’s heart.

No wonder I, a dignified entertainment company boss, can’t even manage to pull off any ‘unspoken rules.’

Sister Qin stabbed another knife into his heart.

“Balenciaga called just now because they want to collaborate with Su Meng…”

Before she could finish, the phone rang again.

After putting down the phone, Sister Qin’s voice was even stranger.

“Um, just now, an adult products company wanted to find Su Meng for an endorsement…”

“Hahahahaha…” Duan Duan Jiangping was stunned for a while, then suddenly burst into loud laughter, laughing until tears streamed down his face.

Then he picked up the tea canister and poured it all into the teapot.

“Come, come, drink tea! Boss, I’ll treat you to tea… wait!”

Duan Duan Jiangping’s expression suddenly changed, and he stared fixedly at Sister Qin.

“Did you just say… you have twenty years of professional experience as an agent?!”

Sister Qin froze instantly, and a sad sound of a *suona* horn faintly echoed in her ears.

The melody was so sorrowful and mournful that it made one’s heart ache and eyes tear up, causing Sister Qin’s tears to flow instantly.

Suddenly, Sister Qin jumped up, pulled open the office door, and roared.

“Who the hell is playing Su Meng’s ‘Grand Funeral’?”

An employee raised their hand tremblingly.

“Um, Sister Qin, I just miss my late seventh great-uncle…”

“Listening to Su Meng’s music shouldn’t… be against the law, right?”

……

In the livestream, the chat had completely exploded.

“Holy crap, Su Meng is this dedicated? He really got a tattered outfit to wear?”

“Sisters, the quality of Hailan House clothes is so good, what are you waiting for? Buy one for your husband that he can wear for three years; think of how much money you’ll save for cosmetics!”

“So Balenciaga’s quality is this bad? And my girlfriend still wants to buy it? She really doesn’t know how to live frugally. We’re breaking up!”

“The guy above is destined to be single!”

“Destined to be single +1!”

“Destined to be single!”

“Damn it! I’m not pretending anymore! I’m laying my cards on the table! I bought Balenciaga just so you guys could tear it! Do you really have to make me spell it out?”

“Make ‘you guys’? May I ask the lady above how to interpret the word ‘guys’?”

“Same question about the word ‘guys’ +1!” ===== CHAPTER 117 =====

“Same question about the word ‘guys’ +9527!”

“Balenciaga is so expensive; those who can afford Balenciaga are the elite.”

“The elite? The person above seems to be making a dirty joke, but I have no evidence.”

“Ahhhhh~~~~ Brother Su Meng, I bought Balenciaga, come tear me!”

“Su Meng said he’s skilled at tearing women’s clothes? I smiled knowingly…”

“The person above is overthinking it. Based on my years of experience as a ‘flower-picker,’ Su Meng’s technique is clearly wrong. He’s an amateur, purely here to show off.”

“Exactly, to tear Balenciaga, you should tear the stockings. Why are you tearing a jacket? And the force needs to be half-torn, half-intact, revealing just a glimpse—that’s the highest realm.”

“Worship the ‘Madou’ master!”

“Worship the ‘Madou’ master +1!”

“Worship the ‘Madou’ master +1024!”

“Hey, is this the police? There are a few escaped fish from ‘Madou’ here…”

……

“Deng Deng Ziqi, let’s hurry and set off!”

Hua Hua Chenyu was about to go crazy.

‘Madou’! No, damn it! Is this Su Meng poisonous?

Standing next to him, how could I possibly have any popularity left?

No, I must stay far away from him!

Deng Deng Deng Ziqi shook her head helplessly, but what else could she do?

Who told her to lose at rock-paper-scissors?

Otherwise, being with Su Meng would be the interesting thing!

“Let’s go, let’s go. Let’s find a place to be a rapper and make some money.”

Although she was reluctant, Deng Deng Deng Ziqi still followed Hua Hua Chenyu as they walked out.

She just kept muttering to herself.

“First line goes up↗”

“Second line goes down↘”

“Third line add ‘skr’.”

“Finally, ‘hold-on’…”

“Sharpening the spear at the last minute↗, even if it’s not sharp, it’ll still shine↘, reverse, turn the wheel, cut ‘skr’, remember the rhyme ‘hold-on’…” ===== CHAPTER 118 =====