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Chapter 50: Big Honey, old beggar woman, you

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“This is… a vegetable market?”

Standing at the entrance of the vegetable market, Boss Yang was also a bit confused.

“Didn’t you say we were going begging? Why did you run to a vegetable market?”

Su Meng looked at her with surprise.

“Not bad, you high-and-mighty superstar, you actually recognize a vegetable market?”

Boss Yang instantly felt unhappy.

“Why wouldn’t I recognize a vegetable market?”

“When I’m free, I often buy groceries and cook for myself.”

Su Meng glanced at her slim waist and realized with a sudden understanding.

“No wonder your figure is so good; it turns out it’s because you eat so little.”

“That’s right!” Boss Yang heard him praising her figure and instantly became proud.

Only, vaguely, she felt that something wasn’t quite right.

“Let’s go, I’ll take you to the vegetable market to go begging!”

“Oh, right, please call me by my stage name here—Su the Beggar!”

Su Meng saw her cute, dazed expression, chuckled, and took out a broken bowl piece, tapping it *dang-li-ge-dang, dang-li-ge-dang*.

Tapping as he went, he slowly walked inside.

Boss Yang didn’t know what he was laughing at, but she quickly followed him, holding the broken bowl.

……

Although they had split into three groups, it seemed that the vast majority of netizens had come to Su Meng’s livestream.

Seeing that Su Meng had finally started begging, everyone became excited.

“He’s here, he’s here, he’s walking here with Honey!”

“Su Meng is finally starting to beg. Screen recording started.”

“Hahaha, a boss begging, Boss Yang begging… a legendary scene!”

“Eh? Isn’t this the Huanghe Road vegetable market in Pinghe City? This is right near my house. Brother, wait for me!”

“I’m in Pinghe City, already rushing to the scene. I want to be Su the Beggar’s benefactor!”

“Last episode he was Master Su, this episode he’s Su the Beggar?”

“Damn it! The production team isn’t playing by the rules. If I had known this episode was still in Pinghe, I would have rushed over long ago.”

In the Pinghe citizens’ social media circles, a message suddenly appeared.

“Su Meng and Boss Yang have descended upon Huanghe Road vegetable market and are about to start their begging journey!”

The filming of the previous episode was quite rushed, and it wasn’t until it ended that many people realized several big stars had been recording a show right next to them.

This episode was different; the livestream was incredibly popular, and naturally, there were many locals.

Word spread from ten to a hundred, and many people got the news and rushed over one after another.

Big stars begging? This is truly fresh!

……

It was morning, and there weren’t many people in the vegetable market.

The *dang-li-ge-dang* sound of the broken bowl attracted the attention of many.

Seeing these people walk in, many were stunned.

Looking so handsome and beautiful, yet wearing tattered clothes—what are they doing?

But seeing the broken bowl Boss Yang was holding, everyone suddenly realized.

Such an obvious sign, isn’t this begging?

Since when did the threshold for begging become so high? You can’t even do this job if your looks aren’t up to par?

Most of the people buying and selling vegetables in the market were middle-aged or elderly, and they actually didn’t recognize these two big stars.

Su Meng took a glance and saw a small stall at the entrance. The owner was an old man selling sweet potatoes and ginger.

He chuckled immediately, tapping his broken bowl *dang-li-ge-dang*, and walked straight over.

Singing as he walked.

“Walking around, turning around, in front is a big boss,”

“Not busy, not panicked, selling sweet potatoes and ginger.”

“Selling ginger, selling sweet potatoes, the boss is truly reliable.”

Begging? The boss’s expression changed instantly, and he waved his hand to refuse.

“No money, I haven’t even opened for business today!”

Haven’t opened for business? Many people burst into laughter.

What the hell, ‘haven’t opened for business’? Your excuse is too lazy!

Who doesn’t know that business is good in the vegetable market early in the morning? It’s almost noon now!

If you don’t want to give, just say so.

Boss Yang’s little face fell instantly.

No way? The first business deal of the day was rejected just like that? ===== CHAPTER 119 =====

Su Meng didn’t care; he kept tapping *dang-li-ge-dang* and began to sing.

“Don’t be anxious if you haven’t opened for business, the market is full of people, they just haven’t all arrived.”

“The Zhangs, the Lis, if they don’t buy from others, they’ll buy from you.”

“You’re surnamed Li, he’s surnamed Wang, soon you’ll be sold out.”

“Sweet potatoes and ginger all sold out, I wish the boss more earnings!”

People in business like a good omen.

The boss saw that this young man sang well, and there was a big beauty next to him holding a broken bowl and staring at him, so he felt a bit embarrassed.

He casually picked up a sweet potato and stuffed it into Su Meng’s hand.

Su Meng chuckled; he didn’t take the sweet potato, just kept singing.

“No pot, no stove, how can I take things if you give them to me.”

“The road is long, my steps are heavy, it’s hard to just be given things.”

“Look at how pitiful we two are, why not give us a dollar.”

The boss was also at his wit’s end, and with so many people watching, he had no choice but to bite the bullet, take out his wallet, and prepare to pull out some cash.

Su Meng sang happily again.

“Calling you boss, don’t be annoyed, why not give us everything in your wallet.”

“Give it all, I want it all, may your fortune be as vast as the East Sea and may you never grow old.”

No way, such a big appetite?

Boss Yang was dumbfounded. Are you here to beg, or are you here to rob?

The boss’s hand paused, and finally, he took out five dollars from his wallet and handed it over, but the reluctance on his face was visible to everyone.

After all, for these vegetable vendors, this was all money they earned bit by bit.

Boss Yang was overjoyed at the sight and reached out with her broken bowl to take the money.

But Su Meng moved his feet nonchalantly, blocking the broken bowl, and kept singing.

“Look at how wealthy the boss is, our promotion is free!”

“Give me money, I don’t want it, I’m here to bring laughter to everyone.”

“I don’t want a needle or a thread, I just want everyone to be happy.”

“I don’t want a thread or a needle, I just want everyone to be happy!”

Free? You don’t want money?

A group of people was dumbfounded.

Aren’t you a beggar?

Why don’t you want things when people give them to you, and why don’t you want money when people give it to you?

Boss Yang was also anxious.

Big brother, what kind of medicine is in your gourd?

We are beggars, I am an old beggar woman, and now I’m completely dependent on you for survival!

How should I say it in your words?

A sentence suddenly popped into Boss Yang’s mind.

Big Honey, old beggar woman, you’re all supported by Su Meng! ===== CHAPTER 120 =====

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