Chapter 10: True, spouting nonsense with a straight face

[Holy crap! This guy is too amazing!]

[True, spouting nonsense with a straight face!]

[Hahahaha! I’m dying of laughter!]

[An absolute master of improvisation, why don't I have this brain!]

[I’m laughing so hard I’m getting abs, who is this guy? He’s too funny!]

[A simple electrician’s license, and he can come up with such reasonable logic, I’m shocked, hahahaha!]

[Too amazing! If this guy doesn't do crosstalk, it’s a waste of talent, hahahaha!]

[The key is… the key is his expression is too funny!]

[He’s so sincere, my god! I’m dying of laughter!]

The viewers in the livestream held their stomachs, almost sliding from their seats to the floor.

This is too talented, right?

His eloquence is top-notch.

How did he come up with such absurd yet reasonable words?

Taking off clothes because of the heat, my foot.

If we follow this logic…

Wouldn't even being covered in sweat be explainable?

Why don't you take a bath and get a massage while you’re at it?

Anyway, the electrician’s excuse has already been rounded off…

Especially this serious look.

The viewers couldn't help but admire Fang Hao’s acting skills.

Look at this logical ability!

Look at this storytelling eloquence!

He is absolutely using his upper body to save his lower body!

If they hadn't seen it with their own eyes, everyone would probably believe Fang Hao’s words.

But the key is…

This guy was caught on the spot!

Our ten thousand pairs of eyes saw… you coming out naked.

You saying this…

Isn't it a bit disrespectful to everyone’s intelligence?

On the scene.

Zhang Hai threw the document onto Fang Hao.

Looking at Fang Hao with a look full of disdain.

As if to say:

Do you think we, the people’s police, will believe what you say?

"Make it up, keep making it up."

"Why don't you say you came here to deliver food?"

Zhang Hai wore a look of contempt.

Last time, due to a moment of carelessness, he let Fang Hao slip away.

This time, he absolutely couldn't easily believe Fang Hao.

And there was one point in particular that the other party couldn't explain clearly.

He was now before the camera.

Pointing at the hostess who came out of the same room as Fang Hao, he said speechlessly:

"You two were fixing the air conditioner without clothes?"

"Do you think everyone here is a fool?"

And just as Officer Zhang Hai was reprimanding Fang Hao.

The young lady who had come out with Fang Hao a short while ago.

And was now squatting on the ground, spoke up weakly:

"Officer uncle… I didn't do it with him…"

"We are… we are innocent…"

The scene went eerily quiet for a moment.

Hearing this young lady’s words, the anti-vice squad couldn't hold it in anymore.

Everyone held their foreheads and sighed with complex expressions.

A police comrade said helplessly:

"These words… you don't need to say them anymore…"

"What benefits did he give you to make you collude here?"

Everyone was speechless.

It was understandable for Fang Hao to lie.

After all, he was still a new face, nine times out of ten a first-time offender.

Do you really need to cooperate with him?

Half of our anti-vice squad knows you.

One-third of the patrons here are your old acquaintances.

You go to our police station more often than we go out on field duty…

And you’re still pretending to be innocent?

Yet, unexpectedly.

Facing the police comrade’s words, the young lady added weakly:

"I know I am… doing that."

"But the reason we were together…"

"Nothing happened between us."

"I was just lying on the bed without clothes…"

"He was standing on a chair fixing the air conditioner without clothes…"

"The temperature at the time… was really quite hot."

"Because he looks quite handsome, I really did ask him to do my business."

"But after digging in his pockets for a long time, it seemed like he didn't have any money."

"And then he seriously refused me."

The scene went quiet again.

Everyone listened to the young lady’s words.

And turned to look at Fang Hao on the side.

He nodded quite sincerely, and then shook his head:

"Reiterating, it’s not that I don't have money to solicit."

"It’s just that I am a person of principle."

"I’m not that kind of person."

"I like to be passive."

Another burst of uncontrollable laughter erupted on the scene.

Where is this a raid?

Isn't this an impromptu crosstalk show?

This guy is too funny!?

Even the people from the anti-vice squad couldn't hold it in.

Who is this?

He’s too talented.

If the camera wasn't right there.

These anti-vice professionals would definitely not be able to hold it in.

Everyone felt it was so hard to hold back their laughter.

Just at this moment.

Officer Zhang Hai’s walkie-talkie suddenly transmitted a sound—

"Chick, Chick! This is Sparrow!"

"No delivery-related vehicles were found near the entrance."

"But near the corner of the entrance, a repairman’s tricycle was found!"

"Inside the tricycle, there are relevant repair tools, from wrenches and hammers to screwdrivers…"

"Preliminary judgment."

"A repairman is suspected to be working in this building, please carefully verify the patron’s identity."

To be fair.

Before the walkie-talkie spoke.

The entire lobby was filled with a joyful atmosphere.

Not to mention the scene.

Even the viewers of the "Direct Hit" program.

Through the screen, one could also feel that "happiness."

Fang Hao’s clumsy and absurd rhetoric truly amused everyone.

However, after Sparrow spoke on the walkie-talkie.

The entire scene suddenly went eerily quiet.

At this instant.

Everyone cast incredulous gazes at Fang Hao.

This is insane!

Could it be… him!?

This guy…

Really rode an electrician’s tricycle and brought tools over!?

The viewers were shocked.

Could it be… he wasn't soliciting here?

Was he really repairing!?

Regardless…

This evidence preparation is too thorough, right?

[Holy crap! Who is that person with the code name Sparrow?]

[I feel like Fang Hao kowtowing to Sparrow wouldn't be too much, he should be added to the family register!]

[Shocked! He really rode an electrician’s tricycle over!?]

[No way… I feel like no one would ride a repair tricycle to solicit, right?]

[Could it be that this time… we misunderstood Fang Hao again!?]

Seeing this scene.

The viewers couldn't help but shiver.

The previously joyful atmosphere instantly dissipated.

The scene became a bit more eerie and mysterious.

Before the camera.

Fang Hao was still incredibly sincere.

At Zhang Hai’s signal.

An anti-vice squad member.

Entered the room Fang Hao had entered before, half-believing.

Accompanied by a "clatter and bang" sound.

A tool bag was brought out by the police comrade.

And placed on the floor of the lobby.

The screwdrivers, wires, copper wires, voltage pens inside…

A series of tools appeared before the camera.

Immediately after, two police officers also entered.

And brought out an air conditioner with its casing removed.

With the internal wires and circuit boards all exposed.

The scene became even quieter.

The smiles of the anti-vice law enforcement officers froze on their faces at this moment.

Everyone who had initially suspected Fang Hao of looking for a hostess was stunned at this moment.

Even the viewers before the screen were confused.

Yeah…

Who would bring such a pile of tools when looking for a hostess?

And in everyone’s dull gaze.

Fang Hao skillfully picked up the tools in the bag.

And with a very experienced and smooth movement, continued to remove the casing on the other side of the air conditioner.

Thus.

The anti-vice squad members, patrons, hostesses, and program members on the scene.

Plus the ten thousand or so viewers watching the livestream.

Everyone held their breath.

Watching Fang Hao fix the air conditioner on the livestream.

"See that? This steel wire is a bit aged, I’ll replace it for you…"

"There’s a problem with the filter here, I don't have spare parts, remember to replace it later."

"Tsk! Look at this voltage, it’s almost three hundred! This is definitely a problem with the neutral and live wires!"

"And this circuit board is also aged, I guess you bought it second-hand back then, right?"

In the next ten minutes or so.

There was no anti-vice raid.

Everyone witnessed Fang Hao’s air conditioner repair.

Even the group of laymen on the scene had to sigh at this moment.

This guy’s repair work is too smooth!

This is definitely not a skill that can be practiced in a day or two.

He must have been an electrician for several years.

This is too skilled!

Whether the wire is live or not, he can tell just by licking it with his tongue!

This is an expert!

In the livestream.

Watching Fang Hao’s skillful work.

Even if the viewers didn't believe it before.

They had to believe it now.

[Holy crap! What he says might be fake, but this skill can't be fake!]

[We… misunderstood him again!?]

[Absurd, holy crap! This guy named Fang Hao really does two jobs a day?]

[Delivering food by day, doing repairs by night? Can he ever rest?]

[Obviously full of absurdity, but everything is so reasonable…]

[F*ck! This is definitely professional, his air conditioner repair posture is impeccable!]

Watching Fang Hao skillfully fix the air conditioner before him.

Officer Zhang Hai was stunned.

Before, he thought he had victory in his grasp, feeling he could definitely catch the patron Fang Hao.

But now…

This is insane!

Officer Zhang Hai himself was a bit shaken.

He said he didn't come here to solicit, but just to fix the air conditioner…

It actually seems to make some sense!

And thinking of this, Officer Zhang Hai.

Almost raised his hand to slap himself.

Damn it!

I saw with my own eyes that he was naked…

And came out with a hostess!