Chapter 101

Lin Li discovered that he didn't actually need to watch any tutorials at all.

He just needed to stare at Chen Yuying, see what she was doing, and then follow suit by smearing things on his own face blindly.

This was the fastest way to increase the progress.

Chen Yuying didn't watch the tutorials; him watching them was just an unnecessary move.

At this time, more than twenty minutes had passed since Lin Li started doing makeup; the task progress bar had moved a quarter in these twenty-plus minutes, and now the total was nearly halfway; it couldn't be said that the speed wasn't fast.

If only this makeup time could continue.

Unfortunately, Chen Yuying had already reached the final step of makeup, applying a layer of moist, glossy grapefruit-colored lip glaze on her lips, pressing her lips together, and the beautiful color spread out.

Lin Li followed suit—although Chen Yuying wouldn't lend him the lip glaze, it didn't matter; he could just apply the excess foundation on his face to his lips; anyway, it was completely fine to eat a little bit of this stuff.

After looking at himself in the mirror a few times, Chen Yuying turned her head to see what Lin Li's situation was.

Lin Li was already looking at Chen Yuying, so the two made eye contact at this moment.

Makeup is truly a magical thing.

Chen Yuying's face was illuminated by the bright streetlights through the bus window, reflecting a fairness that was almost transparent; the eyeshadow blended at the corners of her eyes gave her eyes, which were as clear as a spring, a hint of imperceptible liveliness, as if hiding a small deer.

Lin Li's vocabulary didn't know how to describe this makeup; although it was very light, it could even be called 'fake bare-faced,' but it indeed had a feeling of being brightened, brightened, and brightened again.

It was probably a kind of elegant freshness; in short, the color coordination was harmonious, reflecting each other, showing Chen Yuying's purity and vitality to the fullest.

If Ma Xiaotiao came, he would call her his 'white moonlight.'

Xiaojing, Xiaojing, Xiaojing, Xiaojing, Xiaojing.

After silently reciting the name of his dark and sassy moonlight a few times in his heart, Lin Li's expression was natural, and the Dao heart of a cultivator remained stable.

And Chen Yuying, who was not a cultivator, had an unstable Dao heart.

Just as she was about to speak, she stopped when she saw the makeup Lin Li had painted on his face by following the cat and drawing the tiger.

Then, Chen Yuying's whole body started to tremble, and she covered her mouth tightly; the full moon outside the car shattered into two crescents, appearing in her eyes.

Her trembling body lost its balance and fell into Ding Sihan's arms, still trembling.

Lin Li smiled lightly; it was clear that the Class Monitor had been completely conquered by his charm and was almost fainting.

If only Chen Yuying could restrain her laughter a little, otherwise, even if Lin Li wanted to deceive and comfort himself, it would seem a bit lacking in confidence.

And Ding Sihan, who was 'attacked,' had also just finished her makeup, so she turned her head to look at Lin Li.

She laughed without any ladylike restraint, without any cover, and without any quality at all.

"Lin Li, what on earth did you paint! Hahahaha!"

The commotion in the front row made Bai Bufan itch with curiosity; he stood up and leaned out to look at Lin Li's face, and then a mouthful of water was about to spray out. Fortunately, Lin Li was prepared and slapped his face sideways, and the saliva sprayed onto Zhou Baowei's face next to him.

But Zhou Baowei didn't lose out too much, because Lin Li was going to slap Bai Bufan, so he turned his head to look behind; the moment Zhou Baowei saw Lin Li, he also happened to spray a mouthful of water onto Bai Bufan's face.

It can only be said that the two were frantically exchanging bodily fluids.

Wishing them a long and lasting relationship, growing old together.

The laughter gradually began to spread to the surroundings with himself as the core.

Lin Li was indignant, picked up the small mirror on the table to look at himself, and then he calmed down.

Can't argue with that, this is truly ugly.

Lin Li realized one thing: when he was doing makeup, he only focused on staring at Chen Yuying and following her steps, and didn't care at all whether the positions of these things on his face were correct.

He laughed too.

"Lin Li, come, let's take a group photo!" Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei leaned their upper bodies out from behind again, holding phones with the front cameras open.

Lin Li wasn't afraid of the camera and generously made a 'V' sign.

He was a god-like man who could still brightly make a 'V' sign when caught in a crackdown on prostitution; what's a bad photo?

Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan on the side finally managed to calm down and sat up straight.

"Can we take a group photo too?" Chen Yuying's voice still carried a hint of laughter.

"Of course."

Lin Li's hands were relatively long; he took Chen Yuying's phone and stretched it toward the window, *click, click*, recording the group photo of the three.

After taking it, Lin Li zoomed in on his part, examined it carefully, and said seriously to Chen Yuying:

"Class Monitor, I think inner beauty is more important, don't you think?"

The two, who had finally stopped wanting to laugh, burst into laughter again because of this sentence Lin Li said seriously.

Lin Li also smiled gently; he was quite happy too; there was nothing embarrassing about this, and Lin Li was even certain that this would become a beautiful memory he would cherish in the future.

Especially when he saw the task's progress bar rising rapidly, he was even happier.

It seems the system cannot react to Lin Li's deliberate guidance of Chen Yuying's behavior, but it acknowledges the butterfly effect triggered during the imitation process.

"It's okay, just try harder next time." Chen Yuying, tired from laughing, rubbed the corners of her mouth and comforted Lin Li insincerely.

"There probably won't be a next time." Lin Li smiled.

"Can I post this picture on my Moments?" Chen Yuying asked, looking at the group photo on her phone.

"Of course, feel free."

Lin Li had no objections and started looking forward to one thing: would his good buddy (lunch break limited edition) Wang Yuezhi 'like' it after Chen Yuying posted this on her Moments?

In the past, as long as it was Chen Yuying, whether it was a post, Moments, or even a personal signature or status, this kid seemed afraid of being a second late to 'like' it.

What about this time?

Hee hee.

Lin Li leaned out and happened to meet the gaze of Wang Yuezhi, who was sitting in the aisle seat and had been observing this side after hearing Chen Yuying's laughter, and was currently 'not hee-heeing.'

Emergency notice! Physics no longer exists!

According to the Law of Conservation of Hee-Hee, hee-hee will not disappear, nor will it be created out of thin air; it only transforms from one form to another, or transfers from one object to another, and the total amount of hee-hee remains constant.

But at this moment, Lin Li saw the 'not hee-heeing' Wang Yuezhi become even more 'hee-heeing'; Wang Yuezhi saw Lin Li's current appearance, and he actually 'hee-hee'd' too! How did hee-hee appear out of thin air?

The sky has fallen.

"Lin Li, is my makeup good?" Chen Yuying, who was watching the burst photos in the album on the side, looked at herself for a while, poked Lin Li with her hand, and asked.

Her eyelashes fluttered gently, like a butterfly brushing against flower petals; her eyebrows were long and soft, gently raised, hiding a hint of expectation.

Fortunately, Lin Li was a cultivator with a stable Dao heart, otherwise, he really couldn't handle it.

He thought for a moment and gave a thumbs up: "The direction has lost north and south, this beauty has something to it."

Chen Yuying actually already had some resistance to Lin Li's compliments, but when this little sassy remark came out, she couldn't help but feel a bit shy.

"Thank you."

"My turn, my turn, my turn!" Ding Sihan raised her hand, pointed at her face with both hands, and asked sincerely: "Lin Li, what about me, what about me, what do you think of my makeup, is it good?"

Lin Li looked at Ding Sihan.

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This makeup is really makeup.

"Ding Sihan, do you want to hear the truth or a lie?" Lin Li asked sincerely after thinking for a while.

Ding Sihan: "..."

You changed it when it got to me, huh!

The eager smile became fake; Ding Sihan took a deep breath and then said with a smile: "I want to hear a lie."

Toads are not allowed to eat swan meat! Wanting to be with Yuying, I, Ding Sihan, will never allow it! Lin Li? You're worthy!

Tonight, I'll blow pillow talk until I blow you to death!

Hmph!

But for now, let's listen to some praise to make myself feel better.

"It's not good." Lin Li shook his head.

I knew it.

Eh, wait.

Is the lie that it's not good?

After Ding Sihan reacted, the corners of her mouth started to turn up and then quickly pressed down, repeatedly, like a spasm.

She wanted to press it down but couldn't.

Damn mouth! Be reserved! Don't laugh!

Come to think of it, Lin Li still seems quite worthy of Yuying.

Lin Li is so sassy.

These little tricks are played so skillfully, his emotions were really stirred by this kid, up and down.

Sigh, will Yuying be tricked around by him in the future?

Ding Sihan examined Lin Li, then was a bit surprised—is Lin Li much more handsome than when they met last semester? And his figure has improved too?

Lin Li's height is unquestionable, but he had always been very thin; this bamboo-pole figure was fine in winter, a walking clothes hanger, but in summer with short sleeves, sometimes it would even feel terrifying, a top-tier skeleton soldier. But Ding Sihan now discovered that Lin Li didn't seem as thin as before?

It felt like his arms had thickened by a circle, and the whole person looked much better than last semester in terms of temperament, figure, and facial features.

Did he start working out?

Alright, Ding Sihan had to admit that Lin Li might not be a toad; at the very least, he was a frog.

And he was willing to praise her for being beautiful, so forget it, forget the previous grudges, keep blowing the pillow talk, but just blow it in a good direction.

Ding Sihan smiled foolishly, shook her head, and asked Lin Li: "Then I want to hear the truth, hee hee."

"It's really not good." Lin Li replied immediately.

"Hee hee, thank you, hee hee." Ding Sihan continued to smile.

1.14514 seconds later, Ding Sihan's smile stiffened.

What did my ears hear just now?

The lie is that it's not good, the truth is that it's really not good?

Your mother's! So that's how the truth works!

Fine, fine, Lin Li! You damn toad! I'll blow pillow talk until I blow you to death!!!

"Lin Li, you're an annoying stinky dog, I hate you!"

Little sister, you sound like you're flirting when you curse.

"Just kidding, after brightening the skin tone, it looks much better, and it's also perfect!" Seeing Ding Sihan pouting and being glared at by Chen Yuying again, Lin Li started to remedy the situation.

"Hmph!" A late compliment is cheaper than grass; I, Ding Sihan, don't buy that.

At most, I'll blow one less pillow talk for you.

At this time, Wang Ze in the front row turned his head, saw Ding Sihan's appearance, and said to Lin Li with disdain: "Doesn't Ding Sihan's makeup look quite good?"

Wang Ze is good, Lin Li is bad.

But before Ding Sihan could be proud of this praise, she heard Wang Ze continue: "However, Ding Sihan, I'm still more used to the way you look after taking off your makeup, which is enough to celebrate Halloween directly."

Ding Sihan: "?"

"You! You!" Just as Ding Sihan was so angry that her teeth were itching, Lin Li suddenly leaned over and signaled Ding Sihan to bring her ear close to him.

Ding Sihan hesitated for a while before leaning over; after listening to the teachings, she suddenly saw the light and pointed at Wang Ze's nose:

"Heh, Wang Ze, you can still celebrate Children's Day after taking off your pants!"

Wang Ze: "?"

Chen Yuying lowered her head and started to giggle.

It's really hard to say whose aggressiveness is stronger.

"Lin Li! Beast! Your 'boy' status has been revoked!" Wang Ze couldn't imagine that these words were taught to Ding Sihan by Lin Li, and said with heartbreak.

"I've already done makeup, who still cares about 'boy' status." Lin Li pointed at his face and said indifferently.

Looking at Lin Li's face, three seconds later, Wang Ze was the first to lose his composure and laugh.

"I am the number one assassin of the Great Qing, who dares to stare at me for ten seconds?" Lin Li was even more arrogant, starting to look down on the heroes of the world.

No one dared to accept the challenge; even Xue Jian, who was beyond the student level, turned his head away without looking after one glance.

This is invincibility.

The invincible cultivator is truly as lonely as snow.

Requesting monthly tickets

(End of chapter)