Chapter 102: I object to this marriage

Wang Ze was defeated and turned back to snicker.

"Thank you, Sister Lin!" Ding Sihan reached out her hand.

Past grudges, wiped clean! Lin Li was still a good frog!

Lin Li knowingly gave her a high-five and asked expectantly, "You're welcome, Sister Ding. But since we're sisters now, can Sister Lin sleep in your room tonight?"

"There's such a good thing?" Wang Ze turned his head violently like a dog that had seen poop and said to Ding Sihan, "Sister Ding, I'm actually your Sister Wang! Add me to the mix tonight!"

"Wang Ze, you're so disgusting, get out, get out, get out, get out—" Ding Sihan pinched her nose in disgust and waved her hand as if shooing away a fly.

Wang Ze: "?"

"Is there a bit of double standard here? Didn't Lin Li suggest it first? Why are you only calling me disgusting? Scold him too!"

Being scolded was deserved, but Wang Ze was simply unwilling that Lin Li wasn't scolded; after all, one shouldn't worry about scarcity, but about inequality.

"Are you even worthy of being mentioned in the same breath as Lin Li? You're not even fit to carry his shoes!"

Of course, these words weren't said by Ding Sihan; Lin Li said them on her behalf, then confirmed with her, "Right?"

Ding Sihan blinked, then nodded, "Um... right."

Wang Ze responded with a middle finger and turned his head back.

Makeup finished, Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan started taking beautiful selfies, and Lin Li naturally chose to blend in, which the two didn't refuse.

After all, how do you highlight a flower? And highlight the makeup technique even more? Wouldn't there have to be a big pile of makeup cow dung?

Who else but Lin Li could be this cow dung?

And at this moment, Lin Li's behavior of deliberately imitating Chen Yuying's movements was seen as funny in their eyes; they didn't mind or find it strange at all, so the progress bar surged again.

After the selfies were finished, Chen Yuying started watching variety shows with Lin Li again.

Lin Li's brows furrowed slightly.

There weren't many episodes of the new variety show, and after watching them, Chen Yuying chose to rest leaning in place; after all, sitting in a car for a long time naturally makes one tired, and she didn't even look at her phone.

And Lin Li naturally followed suit.

The progress speed was originally quite good, but just now it suddenly slowed down, even though it was about to be completed.

Lin Li opened his eyes; Chen Yuying wasn't doing anything else.

So where was the problem?

Lin Li continuously adjusted his position silently, looking for the cause of the problem.

He should have found it.

Lin Li saw that Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan's hands were now held together, and they were swinging back and forth.

It was normal for girls to do such things.

Clearly, the system determined that what Chen Yuying was doing now was no longer resting with her eyes closed, but holding hands with Ding Sihan.

Lin Li blinked.

Although he and Ding Sihan were already sisters in name, if he really walked over to the aisle and held her hand to swing it, he would probably still get a big slap.

The bus had actually arrived in Pingjiang City, and they would reach their destination soon. Although this task had no time limit, and the return trip would also be judged as being on the same mecha, it was better not to drag it out if he could, since it was really just a little bit away.

It seemed he could only take a roundabout approach again.

Lin Li first looked at his phone, memorized some terminology, and then poked his head out: "Ding Sihan, bored?"

"It's okay, why?" Ding Sihan asked, somewhat puzzled.

Hearing the conversation on both sides, Chen Yuying also opened her eyes.

"Do you want me to read your palm?" Lin Li could only use this method.

Unexpectedly, Ding Sihan showed vigilance: "Hey Lin Li, what are you trying to do? Are you trying to take advantage of me by holding my hand?"

Truly seeing through the essence at a glance.

"What are you talking about? If I were to take advantage of anyone, wouldn't it be the class monitor?" But Lin Li was righteous and strict.

Very confident.

"Who knows if you're trying to take advantage of Yuying by going around me? What do you know about palm reading?" Ding Sihan remained vigilant.

"And here I thought we were sisters, yet you have so little trust?" Lin Li said, somewhat hurt, "Give me your hand, you'll know in a moment whether I can read palms or not."

Ding Sihan looked at Lin Li, half-believing, then placed her hand in front of Lin Li, letting him drag it.

It went up! It went up!

Although Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan were no longer holding hands, learning and imitating didn't require perfect synchronization at all times, so it didn't hinder the progress speed from increasing.

And when Lin Li dragged Ding Sihan's hand and started swinging it, the speed became even faster.

Ding Sihan, watching her hand swing back and forth: "?"

Is this palm reading?

"This here is the Mount of Venus, this plump area means your health and vitality are quite good," but before she could complain and pull her hand back, Lin Li had already started analyzing: "The Mount of Saturn is slightly sunken when swinging, it can be seen that you are a bit lacking in self-confidence, the first and second Mounts of Mars are symmetrical, this means..."

Not a brother, do you really know how?

And does palm reading require swinging? Could it be a step required by experts?

Listening to these professional terms, Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying were stunned.

Ding Sihan even let Lin Li lead her hand swinging back and forth; she believed it.

"These five lines, you should have heard a little bit about them, these three are the Heaven, Earth, and Human lines, these two are the Career and Marriage lines..."

Although Lin Li seemed to be looking at Ding Sihan's hand, he was actually keeping his eyes closed the whole time—after all, Chen Yuying had done the same just now.

The two thought he was observing the palm and didn't notice this. And the so-called terminology he was spouting had all been memorized just now and was being used to stall for time.

Hold on, victory is almost here!

【Task Five completed!】

【You have received a reward: Physique improvement: Mecha synchronization index +10; Random ability *1; System currency *50】

This prompt was truly like hearing celestial music.

Lin Li opened his eyes, his face full of relief.

He didn't have to suffer anymore.

Lin Li raised his head, looked at Ding Sihan and said, "The analysis is almost done, is there anything you want to ask?"

"Master, of course I'm more concerned about my love life!" Ding Sihan said earnestly and expectantly.

"This love line of yours that extends to the index finger, ending at the Mount of Saturn below the index finger, indicates that you are naive and romantic, sensitive, like beautiful things, and have unrealistic ideas," Lin Li said.

"Mm-hmm! That's right! It's so accurate, Lin Li!" Ding Sihan nodded.

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"Ding Sihan, do you also believe in horoscopes?" Hearing this somewhat familiar answer, Lin Li suddenly raised his head to ask.

"Yeah, why?" Ding Sihan was puzzled; is there a connection between astrology and palmistry?

No wonder she's so easy to fool, Lin Li shook his head, made a note, and would sell Ding Sihan health supplements when he got old.

"It's a pity that your palm shows broken lines." Lin Li suddenly sighed with some regret.

"What will happen?" Ding Sihan's heart was gripped.

And Chen Yuying was attracted by Lin Li's phone, which had fallen from his pocket onto the seat, its screen still lit.

"Before you are twenty-five, you will feel depressed and uncomfortable because you won't meet someone who is truly suitable for you." Lin Li sighed.

"I knew it! It's really too hard to meet someone suitable!" Ding Sihan nodded heavily, then counted on her fingers, "Can I only meet them after twenty-five? That's okay, it's not impossible to endure it."

"Uh, no, actually you still won't meet them after twenty-five, it's just that you'll be used to it by then and won't feel depressed and uncomfortable anymore," Lin Li explained in a crisp voice.

Ding Sihan: "?"

"Good news, you can meet them when you're sixty." Seeing Ding Sihan hit by two pieces of bad news, Lin Li hurriedly comforted her.

"What's the point of meeting them at sixty! I'll be post-menopausal by then!" Ding Sihan said irritably.

"It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, what am I going to do with my life! Sixty years old? Yuying, how can I delay menopause?" After her outburst, Ding Sihan fell into helpless confusion and started looking for ways to remedy it.

It's just that her method seemed a bit off.

"Sihan, don't be so sad, Lin Li is lying to you, the things he just said were all looked up just now." Chen Yuying wanted to laugh but didn't dare, patted Ding Sihan's shoulder, and showed her the phone in her hand.

"Zhihu: A Complete Guide to Palmistry, for Fooling People."

All the terms Lin Li just said were on it.

Seeing this scene, Lin Li patted his pants pocket; how did his phone fall out?

"Everything just now was fake?" Ding Sihan's face froze, then she turned her head mechanically, stared fixedly at Lin Li, and said word by word.

"Hello, yes." Lin Li smiled and nodded.

"Lin Li, I am irreconcilable with you, you are not my sister at all!" Ding Sihan roared.

"Then I can only return to the male register." Lin Li sighed, wringing his hands.

"Sorry, I represent the boys in refusing." Wang Ze said without even turning his head.

"Then I can only return to the Bai Bufan register." Lin Li sighed again; hearing this, the surging Bai Bufan was pressed back by the pre-empting Lin Li with his hand.

"I will never believe your bullshit horoscopes and palmistry again!" Ding Sihan said, gritting her teeth.

It could be considered doing a good deed, Lin Li was even more gratified.

As a result, this expression looked even more annoying in Ding Sihan's eyes, and she then changed her tune and threatened: "Hmph! I will absolutely not hand Yuying over to someone like you, Lin Li, you'd better not have any thoughts about Yuying, otherwise I will become your biggest obstacle!"

If I had known, I wouldn't have been a wingman! Next time I eat melon, I'll change my posture!

On the contrary, Chen Yuying became a bit embarrassed and patted Ding Sihan's hand with slight annoyance: "Don't talk nonsense."

Lin Li, having completed the task, felt relaxed and indifferent, but instead looked at Chen Yuying and spoke: "Class monitor."

"W-what's wrong." Chen Yuying was a little scared; Lin Li wouldn't really confess, would he?

Confessing wasn't a good thing; it would make his hand look dark.

"Do you know why Snow White's life was full of ups and downs?" Lin Li naturally had no intention of confessing at all; he would have to consider it even if Chen Yuying confessed to him, but instead said.

"Why?" Although she didn't know why the topic shifted to this, Chen Yuying was a little curious.

"Because there were too many petty people around her, you should remember to take it as a warning."

How could the seven dwarfs not be petty people?

Snow White Chen Yuying: "..."

Petty person Ding Sihan: "?"

After all this, he was pointing at her again!

"Lin Li!!!!!!!!"

Two chapters today, totaling 6,500 words.

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