Chapter 110: Courage is the funeral song of humanity
The bus stopped at the entrance of Pingjiang Amusement Park.
Although today is Friday, perhaps because many schools have autumn holidays, plus this kind of amusement park is a popular project for autumn outings, there is already a small area of tourists who arrived before the park opened, and they are mainly students.
And many schools, it can be seen, are forced to wear school uniforms.
With the arrival of Nansang students, there are more people.
"This is Teacher Wang Ziyan, the head teacher of Class 17, this is Teacher Zhou Pei, the head teacher of Class 6, if you encounter any situation or difficulties in the amusement park, you can ask any of us for help on your phone..."
After entering the amusement park, it is impossible to act collectively, it must be letting students play according to their own wishes, so, while distributing the group tickets taken from the ticket office, Xue Jian emphasized safety issues again and again.
The head teachers of the other two classes are quite young, one man and one woman, looking like they haven't graduated from university for long, and they are already head teachers, really walking on a road of no return at a young age.
Princes also come to be teachers these days.
Lin Li and others soon got their tickets.
There is also a mystery on the ticket, after using the mobile phone to scan the code and enter the electronic ticket, you will find that an option will pop up, you can choose the eight projects you want to play the most.
After entering the park, as long as you scan the electronic ticket at the entrance of the corresponding project, you have a chance to take the fast track in this project, so even when there are many people, you can play at least once the project you want.
The fast track that charges elsewhere is provided for free here, which is quite conscientious.
But because of this, even if you take the fast track for popular projects, it's not necessarily fast.
But since you can whore it for free, there's nothing to complain about.
"What do you guys plan to choose?" Lin Li looked at Zhou Baowei and Bai Bufan and asked.
As a large-scale amusement park for all ages, the projects inside Pingjiang Amusement Park are naturally varied, covering various attributes.
In the amusement park, Lin Li still intends to be with Bai Bufan and them, rather than Chen Yuying and the others, besides having already agreed, playing with brothers is indeed much more comfortable than playing with girls.
It's not that Lin Li dislikes the projects the girls play will be very childish and boring.
Don't mention it.
Damn it, that lunatic Ding Sihan, when getting off the bus just now, pointed to the longest and biggest roller coaster in the distance with inverted sections, and said she wanted to sit ten times today.
Qu Wanqiu said twenty times directly.
Compared with them, Lin Li is more like the recruit who likes merry-go-rounds and Barbie dolls.
For this kind of super long roller coaster that also needs to be suspended and inverted, Lin Li is still a bit afraid.
Suspected to be too stimulating.
Therefore, being cowardly in front of two daughters is not as good as being cowardly in front of brothers.
And Zhou Baowei looked at the phone, and then his face was excited: "There is a most stimulating option recommendation here, then just play these eight, after playing all of them, you can get a warrior pin.
Into the clouds, Canglong roller coaster, rafting, Tianshan hospital... it's a pity, bungee jumping is actually an extra paid project, 80 per person, so expensive, otherwise you can go up and jump eight or ten times."
Lin Li: "..."
Your mother's, Zhou Baowei, when I get married in the future, you sit at a table with Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu.
Lin Li's face was calm, he didn't speak, because he knew someone would be more cowardly than him.
"Hey! You want to kill your brothers!" Bai Bufan took a step back, "Baowei, I really can't stand the excessive weightlessness, I'm also afraid of heights, it's already the limit to play rafting and these, this rotating dive machine and this roller coaster that needs to turn in the sky, I will definitely die if I sit."
"No, I checked, Pingjiang Amusement Park has not had a single death accident since it opened twelve years ago, you won't die, at most break a hand or foot." Zhou Baowei denied.
Bai Bufan: "..."
Too rigorous, brother.
You learned the essence of comforting from Lin Li.
Bai Bufan looked at the 'calm and composed' Lin Li, just as Lin Li knew his courage, he also knew Lin Li's courage was only a little bigger than his, so Bai Bufan spoke again:
"Baowei, it's meaningless for only the two of us to decide, the three of us, for the sake of democracy and everyone being able to play happily, can only obey the minority!"
"Then the key vote is now on you, Lin Li, which side do you choose to stand on?"
Receiving the signal, Lin Li responded to Bai Bufan with a 'you understand', 'leave it to me' look.
"Fine, what do you say, Lin Li?"
Zhou Baowei sighed, looking at the two people who were flirting with their eyes, his goal had changed to striving to keep one or two fast tracks for stimulating projects.
As for playing his own, Zhou Baowei felt that it was better to play 'boring' projects with brothers, which would be more interesting.
Friends are the highest configuration.
Seeing Zhou Baowei agree, the plan is through.
Lin Li laughed loudly.
Then didn't laugh.
"I vote for Baowei's idea, let's choose the eight most stimulating ones." He said.
"Good! Baowei, did you hear that, so we... ah?" Bai Bufan, who reacted halfway through his giggle, didn't giggle anymore.
Turning his head to press his forehead against Lin Li's forehead, staring at Lin Li dead like a Pig Pig Man expression pack: "Lin Li, what did you say?"
Lin Li was like an empty shell that had lost its soul, smiling without a smile: "I said, if you want to play, play the most stimulating one."
Gutter system.
What changed Lin Li's mind was naturally the task just issued.
【Today you have a fate, you can enter the Pingjiang Secret Realm, before the opportunity, it is naturally full of trials, crises, but a cultivator should have a firm heart to move forward, how can he be afraid and weak? Should be in a sweeping posture, clear the secret realm, and win the warrior's certificate!】
【Task triggered!】
【Task Five: Pass the eight challenges of the Pingjiang Secret Realm with a fearless and graceful posture.】
【Reward: Physique improvement: Limb control ability increased by 100%; Random ability *1; System currency *100.】
What else can he do.
Fuck!
But Bai Bufan didn't know, he only knew that he was betrayed again, and at this moment he was stuttering, unable to speak.
"Wise choice, Lin Li!" Someone was sad and someone was happy, Zhou Baowei patted Lin Li on the shoulder excitedly, very gratified by Lin Li's growth, then looked at Bai Bufan: "Bufan, you said it yourself, the minority obeys the majority, now you have no right to refuse."
"I think... why don't we reconsider? Speaking of which, truth often lies in the hands of the minority, so the majority should obey the minority, you two should listen to me." Bai Bufan always has his own truth.
Zhou Baowei: "..." You fucking have so much truth.
Lin Li and Baowei looked at each other.
"What you said is also true." Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan and nodded.
Seeing that there was room for discussion, Bai Bufan immediately became excited: "Right! Lin Li, you should consider it more! Isn't it good for us to play something relaxing? Think about it, the three of us holding hands, galloping on the merry-go-round, gold and iron horses, how masculine! How heroic!"
Apologize to masculinity and heroism for me.
"Let me think about it." But Lin Li frowned and fell into thought.
Bai Bufan naturally started to talk endlessly on the side, determined to make Lin Li turn back.
"Are you done?" Lin Li suddenly opened his mouth.
"What's done?" Bai Bufan was confused.
"OK." Zhou Baowei nodded.
"Let's go, get ready to enter the park." Lin Li turned and left.
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"No, what happened? Before entering the park, let's discuss what fast track to choose!" Looking at the backs of the two leaving, Bai Bufan felt he was isolated.
Until he saw Zhou Baowei holding his phone.
Bai Bufan touched his empty pocket and swallowed a mouthful of saliva.
Bu Hao, just now it was sound east and attack west! Lure the tiger away from the mountain! Collusion! Animal collusion!
"How is my phone in your hand!"
"Ah? How is it in my hand, don't know, give it back." Zhou Baowei's acting, Bai Bufan was too lazy to spray.
Bai Bufan took a deep breath and unlocked the phone.
Good news, there are no extra 200,000 in the phone.
Bad news, eight projects have been submitted.
Haha.
"You guys do this, I will make you look good!" Looking at the backs of the two, Bai Bufan roared.
This kind of behavior of bypassing him and making choices directly has touched Bai Bufan's reverse scale, absolutely unforgivable.
Being happy on weekdays doesn't mean he has no bottom line!
"Hehe."
Lin Li and Zhou Baowei were even too lazy to look back.
Bai Bufan took out his phone, turned the beauty filter to the maximum, added rabbit ear effects, took a photo, and made them look good.
Then he followed up sickly, now he can only sacrifice his life to accompany the villain.
Scanned the ticket, followed the two and found a position on the side to sit down—the amusement park gate hadn't opened yet, entering the gate now was just entering the buffer queue area.
"Life, it's like being gang-raped, either get fucked to death, or get fucked to death." Zhou Baowei looked at Bai Bufan who had lost his soul and comforted him.
"Society, it's like being raped, either resist, or enjoy." Lin Li nodded, this was said to Bai Bufan, and also to himself.
"Although the words are rough and the truth is not rough, you guys are too rough!" Bai Bufan responded with a middle finger, then looked at the interior of the amusement park that could be seen more clearly now—those terrifying projects' height and arc could also be seen more clearly.
So Bai Bufan sighed deeply: "Why do you guys want to think about it, isn't it good to live steadily?"
"Courage is the funeral song of humanity, heard of the Ozaki Eight? Ozaki Ono said, as long as you pass these eight items, humanity can nirvana, and what we are participating in now is the beggar version of the Pingjiang Eight, as long as you pass, believe me, you can also change qualitatively." Zhou Baowei patted Bai Bufan on the shoulder.
"Ozaki Eight? I know, tempering of fire, banquet of village, gift of parents, packing of vegetables, remarriage of wife, change of surname of child, two meters of grass, tomb being dug. After finishing, the quality is five catties including the person and the box, it is indeed a qualitative change." Bai Bufan smiled pale.
Bai Bufan has entered the Fei Sect, firmly believing that the only thing in this world that can make people change qualitatively is Feifei from the chicken farm.
Fei Sect is great, no need to say more.
Besides that, what Ozaki Eight, are all backward superstitious dross.
Zhou Baowei: "Must call me when the banquet really starts, I'll sit at the children's table, I'll pack the cigarettes and alcohol."
Lin Li: "Must prioritize me when the remarriage really starts, children don't need to."
Wang Ze passing by: "I heard digging? Digging who? Don't care, add me, dig first!"
Bai Bufan chose to smile.
Liu Bang came and saw these three people and had to shout a great Chu victory.
Life is like Tao Zhe, everything has to be solved by his own hands, Bai Bufan thinks he must find an opportunity to deal with these three animals.
"It's opening, let's go." Zhou Baowei saw a staff member standing next to the isolation belt, and pressed the switch of the isolation belt, so he got up and said to the two.
Lin Li and Bai Bufan stood up, very quickly.
"That seems to be the entrance of the Canglong roller coaster, let's run over directly later, so we can play once without the shortcut, when we come down once, there will definitely be more people, then we can use the shortcut to play again! Efficiency maximization." Zhou Baowei said expectantly.
Lin Li and Bai Bufan sat down, one hundred points quickly.
Zhou Baowei, who found no one behind him while walking: "?"
"Come out to play, why be so busy, like a special forces soldier? Leisure is the true meaning of playing." Bai Bufan poured mineral water into the bottle cap, blew twice like drinking tea, and then sucked it all at once.
Zhou Baowei: "..."
"Baowei, sympathize with Bai Bufan, we only have one Bai Bufan, don't play him to death." Lin Li said.
Lin Li wouldn't feel fear for the Pingjiang Eight like Bai Bufan, but he couldn't enjoy these projects like Zhou Baowei, so torture once is enough, coming again seems redundant.
"Thank you, Lin Li, you are really good to me." Bai Bufan was really moved.
Lin Li is a good person, he must give a quick death when he kills him in the future, Zhou Baowei must be sliced.
Lin Li smiled gently.
He still has to thank us.
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