Chapter 111: Wilderness, people are born by mothers!

"Then we have to play a project first, we can't waste the time when there are the fewest people now and do nothing, right?" Zhou Baowei also had to obey, but still analyzed rationally.

"Sit on the roller coaster." Bai Bufan suddenly agreed.

"You can do it again?" Zhou Baowei and Lin Li were both a bit surprised.

"Right, let's go sit on that roller coaster, I feel this is the most stimulating and most suitable for us." Bai Bufan pointed in a direction, his eyes shining, excited.

Lin Li's gaze looked over, then fell silent.

In a large amusement park, there are naturally more than one kind of roller coaster, some parks even have seven or eight, Canglong is just the most stimulating one in Pingjiang Amusement Park.

The one Bai Bufan is pointing to now is another roller coaster.

This roller coaster occupies about 500,000 square centimeters, and can accommodate at most two people at the same time, the highest point of the track is about 300 centimeters from the ground, even if it is a cultivator Lin Li, he must jump up to touch it.

And in the middle of the roller coaster, there is a terrifying milk dragon statue flashing with colorful lights, spinning and making sounds: "Milk thick, milk thick, I am milk thick!"

Zhou Baowei looked at the park electronic map on his phone, and there was an introduction: "Cute Dragon Soaring, suitable for ages 3-7, Bufan, the position is not even as big as your shoe size, what stimulating password coin are you shouting?"

"I want to take a photo and check in with the milk dragon, can't I? Both are dragons, milk dragon and Canglong are about the same, why don't we give up Canglong and focus on milk dragon." Bai Bufan said righteously.

"Those who like milk dragons should stand in a row and be swept by machine guns." Lin Li sneered.

"Don't be like this, many children like milk dragons." Bai Bufan vindicated the milk dragon.

Lin Li thought for a while, and gave a solution:

"Just lower the muzzle a bit."

Bai Bufan: "..."

Can't spray, Lin Li is a real devil.

At 8 o'clock, the isolation belt was pulled open on time, and a group of people rushed in.

Lin Li and the three finally decided to play a medium-stimulating project first, the ancient castle rafting, which can also warm up for the rafting.

Experience completed.

It's not a very stimulating project, it's just rafting in a dark environment with ghost scenes, except for occasionally being poked in the face when sitting in the front row, there are no other points worth mentioning.

"Lin Li, did you hear just now, the woman behind said she was afraid of both darkness and ghosts when playing." On the way out, Bai Bufan asked Lin Li.

"Heard it, kept screaming, so noisy, and the perfume smell was thick to death." Lin Li nodded, full of disgust.

That smell was too pungent, the more he smelled it, the more he missed the smell on the bus.

"Then you say, why is she not afraid when darkness and ghosts are together?" Bai Bufan looked at Lin Li, his eyes signaled behind him.

Lin Li turned his head slightly, and this was when he discovered that the black ghost the woman was holding was actually a black ghost.

Case solved, the perfume smell he smelled just now, it is estimated that half of it was emitted by this black ghost.

Foreigners, especially black ghosts, in order to cover up body odor, perfume is really sprayed like it doesn't cost money.

Lin Li turned his head back to look at Bai Bufan, his expression was very serious at this moment: "Bufan, don't worry about being afraid of darkness or ghosts, I found a murderer, call headquarters immediately, I don't have weapons to empty the magazine, I need support, hurry!"

"Come to FBI to report tomorrow."

Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei were both stunned, then tacitly gave a thumbs up.

Then, according to the plan, the three came to the fast entrance of the Canglong roller coaster and lined up at the end of the queue.

At this moment, the machine was constantly running, accompanied by every operation of the machine, the screams were from far to near, from near to far, as if doing amsr.

Bai Bufan swallowed a mouthful of saliva loudly.

"Isn't the Great Qing dead, why is torture still here!? Haven't they recruited yet?" Bai Bufan denounced the evil of this world.

No one paid attention to him.

After all, no one asked, how to recruit.

"I suddenly remembered, my dad is going to give birth to my milk, I must go and see if it's a boy or a girl, brothers eat well and play well, I'll go first." Bai Bufan suddenly remembered this, turned his head and left.

Someone paid attention to him this time.

Bai Bufan's collar was instantly grabbed by four hands, no matter how hard he tried, he could only walk in place.

He escaped, he chased, he couldn't fly.

Bai Bufan turned his head and said sincerely to Lin Li: "Brother, really can't, I ate something bad this morning, my stomach is uncomfortable now, you don't want to see flying, right?"

Lin Li: "..."

Zhang Wansen, it's flying down.

To be honest, Bai Bufan dared to describe this picture, Lin Li didn't even dare to think about it, and even his body subconsciously tried to stay as far away from the roller coaster track as possible.

Lin Li knew that Bai Bufan was looking for an excuse.

But Lin Li must keep him, because as a good brother, he must teach Bai Bufan what courage is, what overcoming fear is, what the rainbow is after the wind and rain, what it is that you don't want to live alone when your brother is about to die.

"Really can't help you, take this, it should be able to solve your problem."

Lin Li sighed, took out a glasses case, and handed it to Bai Bufan.

Bai Bufan took it, opened it and took out the glasses inside, put them on his face and looked, very dizzy, somewhat puzzled: "What's the use of this, get used to the dizziness in advance?"

"No, I'm letting you stuff it in your butt, so the shit won't fly out." Lin Li explained.

Bai Bufan: "..."

Bai Bufan sneered, can't catch the wolf without children, he really made the action of reaching into his butt and said: "I really stuffed it now, don't be unhappy again."

However, his judgment was wrong this time, Lin Li looked indifferent: "I'm happy."

"This isn't cheap, right? You don't want it anymore?" Bai Bufan was surprised.

"Don't want it anymore."

"Because it's my glasses case!" Zhou Baowei looked back and found it more and more familiar, more and more familiar, and finally confirmed it was his glasses, then snatched it back violently.

Lin Li's hands and feet are really not clean, Zhou Baowei is very disgusted with this kind of person, after being disgusted, he put the drink he had drunk half of back next to Lin Li's schoolbag.

"Alright, I'll treat, I'll go to the baby room to help you get a diaper, this way it should solve your problem, really can't help you." Lin Li sighed.

"Even diapers you get?" Bai Bufan looked disgusted.

Lin Li was stunned, then laughed.

The two hit it off, hot and noisy.

Because it was a fast track, it would be their turn in a few minutes.

"Zeyu, how is this project, is it scary?" Bai Bufan saw classmates from the same class coming down from above and asked immediately.

"No feeling, even quite boring." Qin Zeyu shook his head. "Really fake." Bai Bufan's eyes lit up when he heard this.

Boring is good, he likes boring things the most.

"Mm, I fell asleep out of boredom not long after I went up, and the staff woke me up later." After saying this, Qin Zeyu's legs trembled and he staggered past the three.

Bai Bufan's smile stiffened on his face.

Can you not call being scared unconscious sleeping yourself!

Then Bai Bufan showed concern, went up to support Qin Zeyu, and turned back to wave at Lin Li and Zhou Baowei: "Zeyu is not working, I'll escort him to the park's medical room, you guys play first."

Four hands grabbed Bai Bufan, and two hands pushed Bai Bufan away.

The three people before and after said in unison: "No need."

Bai Bufan's smile was miserable.

Four seats in a row on the roller coaster, Lin Li on the left, Bai Bufan in the middle, Zhou Baowei on the right, and students from other schools on the right.

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At this time, all three people's hair was blown to the back, refusing to come down, and all were pale.

After the staff operated, the safety pressure bar rose slowly.

Lin Li took a deep breath and stood up: "I grass—"

But in just two minutes, his mouth was a bit hoarse from shouting.

Bai Bufan beside him didn't make a sound, when Lin Li looked at him, this bastard didn't even open his eyes.

Not everyone who plays these stimulating equipment will scream, in fact, a large part of people, just like Bai Bufan in front of him, belong to closing their eyes and grabbing the equipment tightly during the process, unable to make a sound at all.

This is the real fear.

"Get up, Bufan." Zhou Baowei urged Bai Bufan, whose lips were still trembling, although he himself was not much better.

He underestimated the power of the Canglong roller coaster.

Before going up, Zhou Baowei: Mom, life is a wilderness, the world is so big, I want to go and see.

After coming down, Zhou Baowei: Wilderness, people are born by mothers, Ding Zhen is right, I want to find Mom.

It belongs to being a bit Ye Gong loves dragons.

"Someone seems to have peed in my pants on the roller coaster just now." Hearing Zhou Baowei's urging, Bai Bufan said calmly.

Lin Li, Zhou Baowei: "..."

Lin Li took a step to the left, Zhou Baowei took a step to the right, both pinched their noses.

Grass.

Are you serious about taking half a step back?

"Your mother's, just kidding, but my legs are really soft, support me, hurry up!" Bai Bufan

Lin Li chuckled, then pulled Bai Bufan's arm onto his own shoulder.

Why was it that even after a boy was scared limp, his body still felt so stiff and awkward? Lin Li felt a bit nostalgic for the fragrant and soft class monitor.

Wait.

Lin Li frowned.

【Pass the eight challenges of the Pingjiang Secret Realm with a fearless and dashing demeanor (0/8)】

On the mission interface, the "sassy 0" hadn't turned into a "fierce 1," which deeply stung Lin Li's heart.

Damn it!

Even until the three of them had left the Azure Dragon Roller Coaster area, this number still hadn't changed.

Lin Li smiled.

He smiled painfully.

What other reason could there be? It could only be that he himself, just now, wasn't fearless enough, nor was he dashing enough.

System, I f*cking... f*ck your mother.

"Are we really going to have to go through such a disaster seven more times?" At this moment, Bai Bufan, who was hanging off Zhou Baowei's side, said with a trembling voice.

"I think, yeah, let's temporarily not play the other seven thrilling attractions," Zhou Baowei said, also admitting defeat.

He also needed to take a breather.

"I support that," Bai Bufan said, looking at the seven speed-run attractions on his phone. "Anyway, if you make me play these consecutively, my mind and body won't be able to take it. I absolutely support playing something else."

"OK, I already have a choice that fits your needs. I'll lead the way." Lin Li nodded upon hearing this.

"Fine, we'll trust you, Lin Li. You lead the way!" The three of them reached a rare, instant consensus. This was the power of the Azure Dragon Roller Coaster.

So Lin Li led the way, half a minute passed, and then they started queuing.

Bai Bufan was a bit surprised: "How did we get here so fast? What attraction is this?"

He felt like they had only been walking for a minute. What kind of leisure attraction was this, and why was it so close to the Azure Dragon Roller Coaster?

Zhou Baowei squinted his eyes: "Bufan, look at the queue next to us. It looks so familiar. It seems to be the fast-pass lane for the Azure Dragon Roller Coaster."

"It seems so."

"Why does the destination seem to be the same too?"

Their hearts skipped a beat, and Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei looked up at the same time.

An electronic information board:

"Azure Dragon Roller Coaster (Normal Queue Entrance) (Estimated wait time: '15' minutes)"

Four hands clamped onto Lin Li's neck in the next second. Lin Li had already seen his great-grandmother waving at him.

"Lin Li, what the f*ck are you doing!" Bai Bufan was the most furious one.

"No, you guys said, as long as we don't play those seven, projects, anything else would be fine, didn't you? Didn't I satisfy your requirements—" Lin Li, whose throat was being gripped by fate, spoke with some difficulty.

"You f*cking call this satisfying the requirements?" Bai Bufan roared.

"Just tell me, did I satisfy them or not?"

"I'll strangle you!"

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