Chapter 112

Bai Bufan, a man of his word.

Fortunately, Lin Li was now equivalent to a sports student; after watching fifteen seconds of ads, he was revived again.

"First time is awkward, second time is familiar. Trust me, buddy. With the experience from last time, this time, we will definitely be able to be more composed." Lin Li encouraged his two buddies.

Mainly, Lin Li didn't want to be tortured alone.

"Is it possible that the first time is awkward, and the second time is death?" Bai Bufan gritted his teeth.

Zhou Baowei rubbed his nose on the side. He didn't back down, mainly because he had boasted at the beginning that he wanted to ride it eight or ten times, and now backing out seemed a bit bad, so he could only ask:

"Lin Li, are you addicted to this? But I heard you screaming quite a bit just now too?"

"I do think it's a bit interesting, but precisely because I screamed, I am not satisfied with my performance. What is the point of passing the Pingjiang Eight Challenges and getting the Warrior Brooch like this? If I'm going to get it, I want to get it beautifully!"

Lin Li, who had cursed the system countless times in his heart, had to sound imposing in his outward explanation.

Zhou Baowei: "..."

Who the f*ck cares about the meaning!

"Baowei, didn't you plan to play it multiple times anyway? I'll accompany you, fulfilling your wish. Bufan, if you really can't take it, why don't you go to the side and wait for us for a while?" Lin Li asked.

"At least you still have some humanity. I really need to rest. I still feel like the ground isn't solid under my feet." Bai Bufan nodded.

Playing it once was truly the limit.

Lin Li also understood this point, which was why he said that.

"Is it that serious? Should I go take care of you?" Zhou Baowei asked with concern, stepping forward to help Bai Bufan.

Two hands grabbed Zhou Baowei, and another two hands pushed Zhou Baowei away.

Both of them said in unison: "No need."

Zhou Baowei's smile was bleak.

But Bai Bufan's smile was sincere.

At this moment, it was just like that moment back then.

You have your day too.

"Just kidding. Actually, I didn't really want to take care of you. There are plenty of people who want to be taken care of by me. Also, you are really putting on an act." Having his goodwill rejected, Zhou Baowei felt deeply disdainful.

Fifteen minutes later, the two of them were sitting on the Azure Dragon Roller Coaster again. It started.

The sound of the wind whistled in their ears.

It wasn't just the wind that sounded:

"Hahaha! Ah! F*ck, hahaha! Ah! F*ck your mother, hahaha—"

Zhou Baowei turned his head with difficulty in the gale, looking at Lin Li, who was screaming and laughing, suffering and enjoying it at the same time: "?"

What kind of madness is this?

"Playing it twice isn't that hard, right? It's fun, I love playing it." Letting go of his sweaty hands, Zhou Baowei said with a smile.

Lin Li was slightly silent.

【Pass the eight challenges of the Pingjiang Secret Realm with a fearless and dashing demeanor (0/8)】

He was already screaming while playing, was he still not fearless or dashing enough?

"Since you love playing it, let's play it a third time." Lin Li turned his head and asked sincerely.

Zhou Baowei: "..."

Buddy, are you crazy?!

"Lin Li, brother, no, Grandpa Lin, I'm sorry. I'll never act cool again. I'm not the man with the most guts in Class 4. I'm actually just another Bai Bufan. No, I'm even more Bai Bufan than Bai Bufan. Spare me."

When Zhou Baowei realized he could only keep either his face or his life, he began to insult himself in the most extreme way.

Pingjiang Park was really no joke; it was quite different from the thrill he had imagined.

"But I really have to play at least one more time. I feel like I'm still not composed enough." Now it was Lin Li's turn to be embarrassed.

Zhou Baowei turned and ran.

"It's over? Where's Lin Li?" Bai Bufan looked at Zhou Baowei, who looked a bit wilted, and asked while holding back a laugh.

"He went for a third round." Zhou Baowei sat down, pointed into the distance, and closed his eyes.

Lin Li was currently queuing in the single-rider lane.

Some attractions had fast lanes, single-rider lanes, and normal lanes. The so-called single-rider lane was for queuing here, where people in the queue wouldn't sit together on the ride.

For example, on an attraction like the Azure Dragon Roller Coaster, there were four seats in a row. If there was a group of three, leaving one extra seat in a row, it wouldn't be reasonable to let other people who came together sit separately. At this time, tourists from the single-rider lane could go up.

However, even if the normal lane was all groups of 4 or 2, every round would ensure a batch of people from the single-rider lane would go up.

Therefore, this queue was faster than the normal lane.

"He's still going? Is he really addicted?" Seeing this, Bai Bufan's eyes widened.

"Yeah."

"The change in Lin Li from last semester to this semester is really too big, too strange. How did he suddenly become the man with the most guts in Class 4?" After the shock, Bai Bufan shook his head with some emotion.

"You're his deskmate, you two are the closest. Do you know why?" Zhou Baowei asked curiously upon hearing this.

"I've asked many times. Lin Li says it's because he's abstaining from lust." Bai Bufan said.

"Do you believe it?" Zhou Baowei frowned.

"..."

After a brief silence, Bai Bufan scratched his head, feeling a bit embarrassed: "I don't know. I've never abstained from lust, so I don't understand. Do you?"

"This... I don't understand either."

Silence. After the silence, the two looked at each other and started laughing in unison.

Azure Dragon Roller Coaster.

"Hello, I have middle-school syndrome." Because he was alone, the person sitting next to him was naturally a stranger, so before it started, Lin Li introduced himself.

"Ah? Oh, hello to you too. I... I have paronychia." The other person seemed not to understand why Lin Li said that, but out of politeness, he subconsciously imitated Lin Li's template to answer.

Lin Li nodded and didn't speak again, which made the other person breathe a sigh of relief.

He was really afraid of a "patient-to-patient" exchange.

Clang, the roller coaster restraint was opened, and it started. Moving forward.

Lin Li took a deep breath.

"Holding the sun and moon in my hands, plucking the stars! In this world, hahaha, there is no one like me! Interesting, truly too interesting! Azure Dragon, you are nothing more than this! Watch me slay the dragon!"

The paronychia brother next to him was stunned: "?"

Buddy, are you really sick? I thought you were just saying that!

When the safety bar was lifted, Lin Li ran away without looking back. He was afraid that the people on this ride would remember his face.

However, on Lin Li's face as he ran, there was still some gratification. His loss of face was meaningful:

【Pass the eight challenges of the Pingjiang Secret Realm with a fearless and dashing demeanor (1/8)】

Finally, it was judged as fearless and dashing.

Damn it, playing the attraction normally without acting crazy, this low-IQ system just won't acknowledge it, right?

System, I f*cking... f*ck your mother again.

=9+Book_Bar

When Lin Li walked to Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei, without waiting for them to ask, he said: "There won't be a fourth time. I've completely had enough and conquered this attraction. I will never play it again in this life."

"Phew—a wise move. Let's go, let's find the next attraction to play. But let's agree first, these eight attractions, plus bungee jumping, are all out!" Bai Bufan breathed a sigh of relief and then emphasized.

"I support that." Zhou Baowei nodded. The momentum of offense and defense had long since changed.

"How about we ride the adrenaline-pumping, thrilling carousel?" Lin Li squinted his eyes. He also needed to take a breather.

Bai Bufan: "Childish, a little girl's attraction, but I like it."

Zhou Baowei: "Boring, a kid's trick, but I'll participate."

Bai Bufan: "Lin Li, this is the most human-like you've ever been."

Zhou Baowei: "Finally, I can distinguish between Lin Li and a dog."

Lin Li felt that brawling was actually quite relaxing too.

It didn't go as far as actually playing the carousel. After playing a low-thrill attraction, just as they were about to head to the Big Turntable, the three of them ran into Wang Ze, Zhang Haoyang, and the others.

None of them could walk in a straight line now, especially Wang Ze, who was still covering his mouth, looking like he wanted to vomit.

Upon seeing Lin Li, Wang Ze's eyes lit up, and he swayed all the way to his side: "Ugh—"

"This shirt of mine is 1,800." Lin Li said.

Wang Ze fiercely covered his mouth again and turned to look at Bai Bufan: "Bufan, bring your shirt over here, please."

This is wisdom.

Lin Li's shirt was actually 32.9 yuan, bought at a roadside stall.

"Get lost!" Bai Bufan refused mercilessly, then asked with curiosity and fear: "What did you guys play to end up like this? Is it this Big Turntable? F*ck, don't scare me. I already get motion sickness, and if you guys are already like this, what am I supposed to do?"

"Bear Coffee Cups." Wang Ze pointed to the... rotating coffee cups next to the Big Turntable.

Bai Bufan: "?"

"You guys... decided the outcome and life and death?" Because when these coffee cups rotate on the field, you can control the rotation speed of the coffee cup yourself, which is why Lin Li asked that.

"Yes, my brains were shaken into a smoothie." Wang Ze nodded.

"Then did you play the Big Turntable?" Bai Bufan asked.

"Who the f*ck plays that? Are they tired of living? Every round, people come up and down vomiting. Don't you see? They put vomit buckets directly at the entrance and exit." Wang Ze asked back.

"Then what are you planning to play next?" Bai Bufan asked, squinting his eyes.

"Let's play bumper cars first, then go see the indoor roller coaster, and then go watch a performance. There are also floats to see at noon." Wang Ze said, counting on his fingers.

"The eight most thrilling attractions, are you not playing a single one?" Bai Bufan's eyes were eager.

"Maybe play a few, but we'll talk about that later. After all, it feels less like an attraction and more like torture. It's not even as good as Nailong's Cute Dragon Soaring." Zhang Haoyang shook his head in disgust.

Found the collective.

Taking a deep breath, Bai Bufan wiped away non-existent tears from the corners of his eyes, then went up and hooked his arms around them with a grin:

"Add me to the group!"

"Aren't you with Lin Li and Baowei?" Wang Ze asked.

Only then did Bai Bufan 'surprisedly' notice Zhou Baowei and Lin Li, and patted his own head: "Are these Student Zhou and Student Lin? Hello, goodbye, I wish you a wonderful day."

Lin Li, Zhou Baowei: "..."

"Student Lin, hello to you too, and goodbye. I also wish you a wonderful day." Zhou Baowei learned quickly and defected to the opposing camp.

"OK, OK, you guys go together. I'll play alone." After thinking for a while, Lin Li nodded.

"I was just joking. I'll still play with you guys. Never abandon, never give up! I'll die with you!" Bai Bufan immediately came back.

Lin Li felt a warmth in his heart because he could tell that Bai Bufan thought he was unhappy.

However, he really didn't have that thought, so he said with a smile: "I wasn't being sarcastic. Today I plan to go head-to-head with the eight major attractions. I might play each one more than once. It's not appropriate for me to keep making you wait for me. Splitting up is indeed more appropriate.

There is another less important reason, which is that I found the single-rider lane is super fast, and you two are a bit like a burden to me. Emphasizing, this is a secondary reason."

"You wouldn't keep emphasizing it if it were secondary!"

They also knew Lin Li was joking, but since Lin Li said so, Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei felt relieved.

"I'm saying, what if Lin Li goes to find the class monitor in a bit and becomes a simp like Chen Tianming? Actually, he's long been annoyed by you two. Who knows, maybe from the beginning, he regretted the agreement to play with you guys."

Wang Ze poked his head out to add at this time.

Lin Li shook his head. Sports students like Wang Ze who like to sow discord are the most hateful.

Next week, he would secretly go to his dorm and replace his glycerin enema with super glue.

"Don't slander people out of thin air." Lin Li denied.

"Then swear that you will play alone for the rest of the day." Wang Ze immediately followed up.

"... That won't work."

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