Chapter 119: Hello, you are not allowed to defecate everywhere here

Gentle girls are actually gentle to everyone. Don't mistakenly think they are only gentle to you, then become complacent and get carried away, eventually leading to an unhappy ending where both sides are hurt.

"Great Teacher" and "Xiaojing" took turns in his mind, stabilizing Lin Li's shaken Dao heart once again.

It really isn't easy for a cultivator to walk this path; it's full of difficulties and obstacles everywhere.

"I'm perfectly fine. I didn't catch up because I was watching a show just now. Let me tell you……" Lin Li didn't dwell on this matter anymore, but shared what he had just seen with the three.

Some things are best kept with a sense of hazy beauty; there's no need to get to the bottom of them.

"So, why did you want the ghost mask and clothes?" Hearing the end, Ding Sihan narrowed her eyes.

"Of course, to take a look and return them. Otherwise, what? Do you think I'd put them on and deliberately target you, Ding Sihan, chasing you around, laughing wildly at you, and then planning to kick your butt for revenge? How could that be? I wouldn't do such a thing."

Lin Li stated his original criminal plan.

"Where did that sister go just now?" Ding Sihan took a deep breath and asked with a smile.

"What are you going to do?" Lin Li asked back.

"Ask her if she's done using the chainsaw. If she is, I want to take it to chop people too."

"In that case, I think our top priority is to regroup with the main force." Lin Li analyzed rationally.

……

Found Chen Tianming and the other two.

"Lin Li, are you okay?" Seeing the four return, Yao Qiaoqiao asked with concern.

"I'm fine." Lin Li nodded.

"That's good, I thought something happened to you." Yao Qiaoqiao also nodded.

With Chen Yuying's "pearl and jade" (beauty) in front, Lin Li didn't feel much, just smiled and said thank you.

It wasn't a specialized escape room ride to begin with, so the Haunted House process wasn't long. Soon, under Chen Tianming's leadership, everyone successfully escaped within the specified time and saw the light again.

The couple didn't escape; they probably died inside.

Mourning again.

【With a fearless and dashing posture, pass the eight challenges of the Pingjiang Secret Realm (8/8)】

【Mission 5 completed.】

【You have received the reward: Physical constitution improvement: Limb control ability increased by 100%; Random ability *1; System currency *100.】

The moment the reward appeared, Lin Li felt a sense of "ease."

His body felt more like his own; whether waving his hands or twisting his legs, he could make postures that were more in line with his thoughts than before.

This so-called limb control ability, perhaps it was physical coordination?

Now, his dancing could really be more "seductive" than Xiaojing's.

【You have received the passive ability: Wall of Soul】

【Wall of Soul: All attacks or manipulation intentions targeting your spiritual sense or soul will be blocked and weakened by 99%.】

Mission completed, rewards opened; this time it was a passive ability.

In the cultivation world, this ability is indeed powerful, but unfortunately, he is in the modern world, and this ability seems like a useless "chicken rib."

Just treat it as something to enrich his resume.

After retrieving their bags, a few people needed to go to the bathroom. Lin Li also had this worldly desire, so the group headed to the bathroom.

Just as he walked into the bathroom with Chen Tianming, Lin Li was pressed against the wall by him, like a "wall-slam."

"I'm abstaining from lust, don't mess around." Every stall door was open, and after confirming no one was inside, Lin Li said with a "shy" look.

Chen Tianming: "……"

Your mother's.

So disgusting.

Then, suppressing his speechlessness, Chen Tianming began to get excited and shared with Lin Li: "Held hands! Held hands! Yao Qiaoqiao and I held hands inside the Haunted House! Roughly estimated, we held hands for at least 0.65 seconds!"

You are really rough with your estimation.

"Damn, it turns out holding hands with a girl is such a magical feeling. I was electrocuted in that instant, Lin Li, do you understand? Compared to holding hands between us…… eh, damn!" As he spoke, he grabbed Lin Li's hand, then let go abruptly.

"Why is there an electric feeling when holding your hand too? Do I like you too? Ah…… this…… that's not right, is it? Not very good~"

Now it was Chen Tianming's turn to be a bit shy.

Your mother's.

So disgusting.

Should have known not to electrocute him.

"Forget it, that's not important. Lin Li, let me tell you, it's not just holding hands. After Qiaoqiao was scared, there was a moment she grabbed my clothes and hid behind me. That moment of charm, Lin Li, do you understand? I almost fainted on the spot……"

Chen Tianming's face got redder and redder as he spoke, and he got more and more excited.

Lin Li sneered upon hearing this. He should have understood, but he really didn't understand now.

Damn Ding Sihan, return this charm to him.

"Also, did you hear the sound Qiaoqiao made when she was scared? It was too cute……"

"The suspension bridge effect is really easy to use. My heart is thumping right now. I don't know if Qiaoqiao has the same feeling as me. I feel like she does.

Lin Li, did you notice? Every time she was scared, when I looked at her, she would shyly turn her head away, or even hide in Fan Rou's arms. Family members, who understands? Too cute……

Playing the Haunted House in advance to familiarize myself with the process was definitely the most correct decision I made today!"

It could be seen that Chen Tianming was indeed very excited now, chattering on and on.

As for Chen's words, Lin Li didn't pay attention at all; he was only busy bantering with Chen Yuying and the other two, and eavesdropping on the couple arguing.

However, Lin Li did understand why Chen Tianming was so at ease in the Haunted House; it turned out he had already scouted the location in advance.

That was clever.

"……Lin Li, what do you think I should do next?" Chen Tianming finally finished speaking, rubbing his hands excitedly, preparing to listen to suggestions and iterate his strategy.

Lin Li really had a suggestion:

"Pee first." He said.

Chen Tianming: "……" The logic is the logic, but—

"Don't say such a buzzkill thing at a time like this!" Chen Tianming complained loudly.

"Then you're awesome, don't pee. I have to pee." After being "wall-slammed" for a long time, Lin Li pushed away Chen Tianming's hand and walked to the urinal.

"I'll pee too, I'll pee too."

Lin Li habitually walked to the urinal in the corner.

Then he stared at Chen Tianming, who followed him to his side.

The unwritten rule of the men's room is that when urinal demand is loose, everyone should keep a one-urinal interval. Chen Tianming's behavior had seriously violated Lin Li's airspace.

"We're all brothers, what's there to be shy about? I haven't finished sharing with you yet!" It seemed Chen Tianming still intended to chatter on.

"Whatever, don't be inferior later." Lin Li sneered and took off his pants.

"Qiaoqiao she……" Chen Tianming suddenly stopped talking, stopped the action of unbuckling his belt, walked silently to the urinal closest to the door, and started peeing in silence.

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After a moment of silence, Chen Tianming turned his head to look at Lin Li unwillingly: "Lin Li, did any of your ancestors work as agricultural tools? Do you have a bloodline suppression hidden in your heart when you see a whip now?"

Responding to Chen Tianming was Lin Li's sneer.

Damn.

"Hahaha, damn—"

Chen Tianming, who was already resentful, heard Lin Li's surprised laughter, turned his head, his face flushed, and argued: "Lin Li, don't be complacent. You're already an old thing of seventeen, almost eighteen, you've set in your ways. And me, I'm only fifteen, I have infinite possibilities! Now is yours, but the future is mine!!"

"The first half is correct, but where are you fifteen? Are you using Doraemon's self-deception ruler?" Lin Li, who was still laughing, turned his head.

"I'm talking about age, damn it!"

But actually, that wasn't what Lin Li was laughing at just now.

People will laugh when they are speechless. Lin Li discovered that his limb control ability, which he had improved, was a bit larger than the range he wanted.

Hello, you are not allowed to defecate everywhere here.

Although he couldn't do it everywhere yet, there was a tendency for this ability. The negative effects brought by the increase in Yang energy concentration were finally alleviated to a certain extent.

The system is still too comprehensive.

After using the bathroom, the two went to the sink to wash their hands.

After Lin Li washed his hands, he patted Chen Tianming on the shoulder: "Tianming, you're right, the future might indeed be yours. I believe in you."

Chen Tianming sighed, watching Lin Li, who patted his shoulder with his right hand, then patted it with his left hand, and then patted it with his finger gaps, and asked somewhat puzzled:

"Lin Li, isn't there paper on the wall? Why do you still have to use my clothes to wipe your hands?"

"Saving paper is everyone's responsibility."

Chen Tianming: "……"

"But since my purpose has been discovered by you, I won't tell lies. The future is yours? Ridiculous! No matter how big a little earthworm grows, it won't become a big python. Between the two of us, there is reproductive isolation!" Lin Li laughed wildly.

Chen Tianming wiped his hands on Lin Li's clothes with a dark face.

……

"Why are you boys even slower than girls when using the bathroom?" When Lin Li and Chen Tianming came out, Ding Sihan asked with her hands on her hips.

"Because I'm an exquisite 'piggy boy,' I just did some health care in the bathroom." Lin Li said without any apology.

Ding Sihan: "……"

Then Ding Sihan pinched her nose and took a step back: "The skincare products you use are really special. By the way, stay away from me from now on."

Lin Li: "?"

Damn.

He lost this round of confrontation; he left a huge loophole, he must be careful next time.

And Chen Tianming on the side obviously didn't have Lin Li's thick skin, and immediately apologized to Yao Qiaoqiao and Fan Rou: "Sorry for making you wait, sorry."

Ding Sihan's gaze swept toward Lin Li: Look at others.

"It's okay." Yao Qiaoqiao said immediately.

Lin Li's gaze swept toward Ding Sihan: Look at others.

"What's there to apologize for for such a small thing."

Lin Li swept a glance at Ding Sihan again: Look at others again.

"You've been waiting for me all day today, it's great to have a chance to wait for you."

Lin Li swept Ding Sihan frantically, his eyeballs almost sparking: Look at others more!

Ding Sihan: "……"

Pushing your luck, aren't you!

She suddenly believed in Lin Li and Chen Yuying's sixth sense—Yao Qiaoqiao is not a good person! She doesn't allow such a gentle girl to exist in the world!

"Lin Li, what ride do you plan to play next?" Yao Qiaoqiao suddenly asked Lin Li.

"We might have to find our classmates first." This time Lin Li didn't ask Chen Yuying and the others, he answered himself.

"Oh, oh, then it seems we can't go together." Yao Qiaoqiao nodded.

So the two groups separated in front of Tianshan Hospital.

"Who are we going to find?" Qu Wanqiu asked foolishly.

"Little Jiu-Jiu, your EQ is not very good. This is the excuse I used in advance to block her from being with us." Lin Li said with a smile, "You three shouldn't want to be with them, and Tianming definitely doesn't want one lightbulb to become five lightbulbs."

"Class Monitor, what do you say? The time is almost up. Do you want to go to the Ferris wheel? Anyway, I'll accompany you no matter what we play. Before the park closes, remember to remind me to go get a small badge." Lin Li looked at Chen Yuying.

The mission was completed, and the remaining time could be spent playing casually, although there wasn't much left.

Chen Yuying nodded upon hearing this: "Let's go to the Ferris wheel."

Seeking monthly tickets.

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 120 =====