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Chapter 120: Gentle reminder: You can breathe

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But then Chen Yuying looked at Lin Li again: "But if we meet them again later and find out we are still four people, won't Yao Qiaoqiao know you lied to her? Will it make her impression of you worse?"

The Class Monitor is really detailed; she even considered this angle.

Lin Li waved his hand indifferently: "It doesn't matter. If we really meet and she asks, I'll just say it was to let Tianming spend time with them. Besides, her impression of me isn't very important."

"Then whose impression of you is more important?" Qu Wanqiu asked, inserting herself into the conversation with a smile.

"The Party, the Country, and the People!"

Lin Li, who was now more than just a member of the masses but a member of the Youth League, stood at attention abruptly, punched his left chest with his right fist, and said loudly.

LOYALTY!

Qu Wanqiu: "???"

"Eh? Yi? Ha? Er…… Ah! Ang?"

All were modal particles; Qu Wanqiu said nothing, yet it seemed she had said everything.

Damn.

Could he answer like that?

Shouldn't the answer she wanted to hear be something else?

Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan were stunned for a moment after hearing this answer.

Then, looking at the "model soldier" Lin Li and the dumbfounded Qu Wanqiu—especially Qu Wanqiu's "seen a ghost" expression—the contrast was too great, and their laughter erupted quickly.

"Pfft, hahahahaha——"

Gradually bending over with laughter.

"You, you……" Qu Wanqiu pointed at him.

"What's wrong with me?"

"You're awesome…… you're awesome!" Qu Wanqiu, who finally regained a bit of her ability to speak, gave Lin Li a thumbs up.

She recognized this level.

Only then did Lin Li put away his chest-patting salute and look at the three with a smile.

Trying to stump him with such questions was still too naive.

"Alright, stop laughing!" Qu Wanqiu looked at Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying, who were already squatting on the ground, and stomped her feet in annoyance.

"Sorry, but your expression just now was really funny, Wanqiu, especially when Lin Li was so serious in front of you patting his chest." Ding Sihan was already sitting on the ground, repeating it while laughing even louder.

"My stomach hurts a bit from laughing, can you pull me up? I can't get up." Chen Yuying said, holding her stomach with tears of laughter in her eyes.

Lin Li reached out his hand.

Qu Wanqiu retracted her extended hand.

"Let's go, really, stop laughing! Let's go to the Ferris wheel!" Qu Wanqiu crossed her arms and glared at Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying.

"Okay, coming, coming."

The two reluctantly restrained their laughter, came to Qu Wanqiu's side one by one, linked one of her arms, and formed a super road obstacle again.

Lin Li was blocked behind the super road obstacle.

Following the three's slow pace, Lin Li walked calmly, pressing his left hand against the back of his neck, tapping with his fingers alternately, and swept a glance at his right hand.

"Is there an electric feeling?"

Forget it, not important.

……

The Ferris wheel was quite popular; the line was actually longer than the famous thrill rides.

But thinking about it, it felt normal; after all, it was a ride suitable for all ages.

And there was no "single rider" lane for this ride. Although a cabin could seat up to six people, even if you only came with two people, they would absolutely not force four other people in to fill the seats; instead, they would let the two enjoy the entire cabin alone.

So the efficiency of use wasn't very high, and coupled with the slow speed of one rotation, the "turnover rate" was also low.

But it was just right to use the queuing time to wait for the sunset's red glow to dye the sky.

"The setting sun cast an orange glow over the mountains."

The orange-red sunset reflected on the mountains.

Hmm, consolidate the knowledge points. With such effort, he would definitely be able to reach the top 100 in the grade, loyal to himself, in the next monthly exam.

"What are you muttering about?" Ding Sihan heard it and turned her head to question him.

Lin Li shook his head with a sneer; there was already a sad thick barrier between him and people like Ding Sihan.

"It's normal for people like you not to understand. Class Monitor, come and translate the meaning of my English just now for this ignorant woman." Lin Li looked at Chen Yuying.

"You were actually speaking…… English…… just now?" Chen Yuying turned her head, her deer-like lively eyes blinking.

Lin Li: "……"

Lin Li said it again at an extremely slow speed.

"Oh——"

The three suddenly realized; they understood it now.

"Never mind, it turns out it was a problem with my spoken language. Ding Sihan, I apologize for mocking you a hundred times in my heart just now." Lin Li said with a sense of hopelessness.

"You mocked too fast! Fortunately, I had already scolded you ten thousand times in my heart!" Ding Sihan rolled her eyes.

It took a full half hour before it was finally the four's turn.

After going up, the three naturally sat in a row, and Lin Li also naturally took Chen Yuying's phone, preparing to take photos for the three of them.

Sometimes a "tool person" has to have this kind of awareness.

"Let's take it when it's higher; the background is still a bit lacking." Chen Yuying said, looking at the few photos Lin Li had just taken.

Then she started using her phone to film the scenery outside the window that was gradually rising.

Upon hearing this, Lin Li lay down leisurely on the side he occupied alone, resting his head on one side, his gaze looking at the sky on the other side.

It was quite comfortable.

But "wealth should not be exposed"; he hadn't been comfortable for more than a few seconds before he was targeted by this villain Ding Sihan.

"Move, move, let me lie down too!" Ding Sihan kicked the side of Lin Li's shoe with her toe, urging him.

He should have shown a pained face next time.

Lin Li sat on the other side, looking at the scenery outside the window through the transparent cabin wall.

It really looked good under the sunset. "It's really comfortable; it would be even better if there were a pillow." Ding Sihan, who was lying down more comfortably because she was much shorter than Lin Li, said comfortably.

"Ding Sihan, do you know how to place your tongue most comfortably?" Lin Li suddenly asked.

"Hmm? Tongue? How to place it?" Ding Sihan was a bit curious.

"When you didn't hear this sentence, it was comfortable no matter how you placed it." Lin Li said with a smile.

Ding Sihan: "?"

Not good!

When she realized her tongue was in her mouth, Ding Sihan suddenly felt that no matter how she placed it, it wasn't right!

"By the way, a reminder, remember to breathe." Lin Li added with a smile.

Breathing is something that, once you notice it, turns from automatic to manual.

Ding Sihan sat up abruptly. Now it was good; she felt like ants were crawling all over her!

"Lin Li, I'm going to kill you!"

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"Class Monitor, save me!" Lin Li sought help from Chen Yuying.

"Not saving……"

Chen Yuying and Qu Wanqiu in their seats not only moved as far away from Lin Li as possible to let Ding Sihan kill him, but also looked at him with resentful eyes.

Oh, forgot, Chen Yuying and Qu Wanqiu also have tongues and also need to breathe.

He had just dealt AOE damage, and they were also accidentally injured.

After watching a thirty-second ad, Lin Li successfully resurrected.

At this time, the slow Ferris wheel had already reached high altitude, and Lin Li resumed his role as a tool person.

Occasionally he mixed in, leaving his own traces on the phone.

After taking photos, the four people each guarded a corner window, watching the outside world.

"This is a sightseeing train for children, so cute." Chen Yuying said to everyone while taking photos.

Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu leaned over upon hearing this. After sighing, they took out their phones and found that this train was restricted to children aged 3-12, so they gave up the idea of waiting to ride it.

"Class Monitor, the trolley problem: Lin Li tied five innocent children to the trolley tracks, and an out-of-control sightseeing train is driving toward them, and it's about to run over them in a moment.

Fortunately, you can pull a lever to let the train drive to another track. However, the problem is that Lin Li also tied a child to the other trolley track. Considering the above situation, would you pull the lever?"

Lin Li's thoughts were slightly different from the girls', so he asked.

"Lin Li is too bad!" Ding Sihan evaluated upon hearing this.

Chen Yuying thought for a while and said softly: "I've thought about it before, I don't think I would do anything."

"The same choice as me." Lin Li nodded, then looked at Ding Sihan.

"I would pull……"

"I'm not asking you this." Lin Li shook his head.

"Then what are you asking?" Ding Sihan was a bit vigilant.

"Ding Sihan, the trolley problem: now there is no one on the tracks. Ding Sihan, are you willing to lie on it and become the observed?" Lin Li asked.

Ding Sihan: "?"

"Why did it become this kind of question when it got to me! I'm not willing at all!" Ding Sihan kicked Lin Li's calf.

Lin Li nodded, then looked at the more vigilant Qu Wanqiu:

"Qu Wanqiu, the trolley problem: Lin Li tied five Ding Sihans to one trolley track, and the other trolley track only has one Qu Wanqiu. At this time, an out-of-control small train drives over. You have a remote control in your hand that can make the train accelerate, super accelerate, and invincible accelerate. What would you do?"

Qu Wanqiu: "?"

"Why am I still lying on it! Where did these five 'me's come from? And why is there no option for me to survive at all! Lin Li, I'm angry, I'm going to push you down now!" Ding Sihan was extremely angry!

This was blatant targeting!

Qu Wanqiu thought seriously and asked sincerely: "If I press all three buttons, can it super-invincibly accelerate?"

Ding Sihan: "?"

"Of course you can!" Lin Li gave a thumbs up.

"Then I'll press them all! Press them a hundred times! One! Hundred! Times!" Qu Wanqiu looked like she had eaten a lot of rice and was very imposing.

Ding Sihan: "!"

"Wanqiu! You go into free fall too!"

Chen Yuying was watching this scene with a smile.

By the way, she was glad that the Ferris wheel could not be opened from the inside after it started, otherwise, she would have witnessed two murders.

……

Fifteen minutes passed in a flash.

People under the Ferris wheel hated why the Ferris wheel turned so slowly, while those above felt why it turned so fast.

The sunset stretched the shadows of the four people.

There was no one queuing for the Ferris wheel anymore.

Because inside Pingjiang Park, melodious music sounded, reminding everyone that the amusement park was about to close, and all rides were no longer accepting queues.

"Let's go, let's go back to the bus." Lin Li, who had resurrected after watching a sixty-second ad, walked toward the entrance leisurely with his hands behind his head.

"Hmm, okay." Chen Yuying followed behind and nodded.

Then, looking at the various rides that were gradually stopping behind them, she said with some emotion: "I don't know when the next time will be as happy as today."

"Tomorrow." Lin Li continued to walk forward, answering with a casual tone.

The afternoon wind blew, and a few strands of ink-black hair stuck to the girl's cheeks.

Chen Yuying froze for a moment upon hearing this, looked at Lin Li's back, and then smiled brilliantly:

"Hmm, tomorrow."

Two chapters, six thousand words in total today.

Seeking monthly tickets.

Friendly book recommendation:

"Idealistic Martial Arts Starts with Hypnosis"

If you can focus entirely on growth, anyone can become a genius—hypnosis, activate!

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 121 =====

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