Chapter 126

"You lie down first." The Thunder Dao master pointed to the reclining sofa next to the childbirth experience machine and said to Lin Li.

Lin Li lay down.

This chair, these lights—inexplicably, there was a feeling of having a tooth pulled, making Lin Li's teeth ache, and he started to hallucinate the sound of a small electric drill.

Please, wisdom tooth, don't keep growing. Lin Li never wants to experience the pain of pulling a wisdom tooth again.

"Lift up your shirt and expose your belly." The Thunder Dao master was already sitting on the side, moved the chair to Lin Li's side, and said to him.

Lin Li honestly did as told.

Zhou Baowei looked at Lin Li's abs and felt disgusted and nauseous.

This is not Lin Li at all.

The Thunder Dao master slowly stuck the four output devices connected to the machine onto Lin Li's belly, and at the same time kindly opened his mouth to say to Lin Li: "Young man, think of a safe word now, let me confirm it with you."

Lin Li: "?"

Safe word? Thunder Method senior, are you playing SM with yourself here? And a safe word?

Seeming to see Lin Li's confusion, the Thunder Dao master explained: "Because many people subconsciously start saying words of refusal when they encounter pain, having a safe word allows me to determine if you really intend to quit."

"Alright." Lin Li nodded.

"It's best not to make it too long, because I'm afraid you won't be able to say it completely when the time comes," the Thunder Dao master added.

This suggestion was sincere.

However, Lin Li's goal was to heroically survive the trial; it was impossible for him to say the safe word.

"Then the safe word will be 'qq-me-me-so-delicious-to-me-pu-tea'," Lin Li said.

"Are you sure it's qq-me..." The Thunder Dao master shut his mouth halfway through.

"Say it out." Lin Li was full of anticipation.

"I've already remembered it. Young man, this is what you chose yourself. Don't blame me if you can't say it later," the Thunder Dao master coughed twice, then confirmed to Lin Li.

Lin Li nodded.

It also counts as not leaving himself a way out.

"Good, you can pull your clothes down. Here is a pillow for you. When it gets painful later, gripping it can alleviate some pain. Next, I'm going to start slowly increasing from level one to level ten," the four output devices were all attached, and the Thunder Dao master said.

"Yeah." Lin Li took the pillow and nodded.

"Now it's level 1, slight pain, like a mosquito bite." The Thunder Dao master pressed the machine and turned to look at Lin Li: "No problem, right?"

"No feeling at all." Lin Li heroically and fearlessly expressed his disdain.

The Thunder Dao master's expression didn't change. It would be wrong if it hurt now, so his smile remained kind, and he immediately increased the level: "Then it's level two now, slightly painful, equivalent to the faint, throbbing pain after the anesthesia wears off."

"Like children playing house." Lin Li nodded.

"Now it's level three, it's starting to get really painful, equivalent to the stinging pain of a piece of paper leaving a mark across your fingertip."

"No feeling." Lin Li shook his head.

He really had no feeling.

With the Clear-Righteous Thunder-Driving Body here, up to now, Lin Li not only had no negative feelings, but even felt very comfortable.

Seeing that Lin Li's expression didn't change at all, the Thunder Dao master was a bit surprised, then continued to adjust upward: "Level four, big toe hitting the corner of the table while walking."

"So painful!"

The Thunder Dao master finally heard the sound he wanted to hear, turned his head and was about to speak, only to find that it was Zhou Baowei who made the sound.

Thunder Dao master: "..."

"Why are you in pain!" he asked, not understanding.

Zhou Baowei scratched his head: "Master, your description was too vivid. My phantom toe seemed to have hit it."

Thunder Dao master: "..."

When he looked at the protagonist, Lin Li, he found that although the other party wasn't as composed, his expression was still calm. This shouldn't be.

This level of pain shouldn't be unbearable, but it shouldn't be like nothing happened either.

"Level five, continuous pain, equivalent to the continuous pain after a sprained ankle." He had no choice but to continue increasing the level.

Yet Lin Li's facial features could still remain calm.

"Master, did you turn on the electricity?" The one who asked the question was Bai Bufan.

Not a bro, he didn't come here to see this. He wanted to see Lin Li wailing in pain, and then he could stand on the side with his hands on his hips and laugh.

"The machine is fine; it was just used." Being asked this, the Thunder Dao master was also a bit unconfident.

Bai Bufan simply lifted Lin Li's clothes, looked for a while, and then said: "They are all stuck tightly. Master, can I tear one off and stick it on myself to try?"

After getting permission, Bai Bufan directly took off an output device and stuck it on his own belly.

"How is it?" the Thunder Dao master asked.

"A bit of a feeling, but just that little bit of feeling, not painful. Baowei, you try it too?" Bai Bufan's expression only had a confused frown, completely fine, and he nudged his head toward Zhou Baowei.

The Thunder Dao master was now completely caught in self-doubt.

"Is it really that weak? I clearly hurt a lot after I sprained it last time." Zhou Baowei was also a bit interested upon hearing this, tore off an output device, and stuck it on his belly.

"Damn, damn, damn!!!!!!" The moment they stuck it on, Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei screamed simultaneously.

The two tore off the output devices in sync, showing palpitations and fear.

After the palpitations and fear ended, the emotion that replaced it in Zhou Baowei was called anger.

—He grabbed Bai Bufan's collar: "I measure your temperature, Bai Bufan! You motherfucker deliberately endured not screaming, just waiting for me to stick it on too, right!"

This kid actually endured not screaming, just waiting for him to stick it on too.

Too motherfucking brotherly.

The Thunder Dao master let out a long sigh of relief.

Fortunately, Zhou Baowei didn't endure not screaming, otherwise he almost would have gone up to try it himself.

But now it was confirmed that the machine was normal.

After sticking the output devices back onto Lin Li's body, he showed a gratified yet interesting look at Lin Li—so he is a true powerhouse.

The Thunder Dao master's fighting spirit also burned fiercely.

"Very good, young man. You are the most composed person we have had since we started this activity. Now it's level six, very painful, equivalent to a nail piercing your finger."

Lin Li did a carp leap and sat up, but then lay back down. Although the Clear-Righteous Thunder-Driving Body was strengthened by 100%, it was still only a small success after all, and the tolerance improvement was limited. Lin Li had already started to feel uncomfortable when it was level five, which is why he hadn't spoken.

Level six is truly as its name suggests: very painful.

Seeing Lin Li's carp leap, the Thunder Dao master smiled with relief: "How is it, young man, does it hurt?"

"No feeling at all." Lin Li only said four words.

"Alright, now it's level seven, extremely painful, equivalent to falling while riding a bike, sliding on the ground for a distance, causing large-area abrasions and bruises." The Thunder Dao master appreciated Lin Li very much, but he didn't have any mercy because of it, increasing the level again.

"Hoo—haa—"

"Hoo—haa—"

Lin Li had completely sat up, his whole body was taut, and he started breathing with sound.

"Still, no, feeling." Lin Li took the initiative to speak before the other party asked.

"Child's mother, hold on! I've been here with you the whole time. You must give birth to a younger brother or sister for our Baowei!" Bai Bufan, at this time, clenched his fists and cheered for Lin Li on the side.

Zhou Baowei: "..."

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I said it too late, can I only play the son in roleplay?

But—

"Mom, come on!" Zhou Baowei cheered with both hands clenched.

"Next, level eight, severe pain, equivalent to a gallbladder stone attack, a level of pain that makes people roll on the bed."

"Ah, damn!!" The moment it increased, Lin Li finally screamed.

His taut fingers had already pinched the pillow into a huge deformation, and his upper body started to sway left and right, unable to sit still.

"Young man, how is it now? It's a bit uncomfortable, right? Do you want to say the safe word?" The Thunder Dao master was in a great mood; this was the reaction that should be there, and he asked kindly.

"How is that possible! Ah! No strength! Ahhh! No feeling at all! Master! Your machine! Ahhh, it's out of power, right!" Begging for mercy is impossible; Lin Li would absolutely not admit defeat. After discovering that screaming could indeed alleviate the pain, he shouted helplessly.

Thunder Dao master: "..."

Can he still provoke me?

"Then it's about to be adjusted to level nine. Explosive pain, fracture-level pain. In reality, some people will go into shock because of this." The Thunder Dao master pressed his finger on the machine and then clicked it lightly.

"Damn, damn, damn, damn, damn, damn! Awesome!! Ahhh! So awesome!! Ahhh! Damn!! So comfortable! Master! Did you not eat? Feel, feel this electricity, it, it feels like it doesn't even have as much power as an Apple data cable! Need to charge!! No power!! No strength!"

At this moment, Lin Li was twisting left and right on the recliner like a maggot, his expression ferocious, but the words coming out of his mouth were extremely dashing.

There should only be three words in this sentence that are true: "I", "die", "!"

The Thunder Dao master chose to be silent, then lowered his head to hold back his laughter.

Can't he see clearly whether it hurts or not?

And Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei on the side were already rolling on the ground laughing.

Being able to see this scene of Lin Li is worth it!

"Damn, I dare say, if Thanos snapped his fingers, Lin Li would be gone and his mouth would still be saying 'Thanos, is that it? Is that it?' Hahahaha!" Zhou Baowei sat on the ground and slapped his thighs.

"Child's mother! Hold on, hahaha! You must hold on! For our child!" Bai Bufan watched his beloved wife suffer such great torture and laughed extremely painfully.

People will laugh when they are sad to the extreme; Bai Bufan believes he is in this situation now.

"Child's father! What are you saying, hold on? This motherfucker is enjoyment! It's enjoyment! I am, I am very relaxed!" Lin Li's body trembled, and he turned to give Bai Bufan a thumbs up.

"Good, young man. Next is level ten childbirth pain. As long as you hold on for ten minutes in this pain, you can get four coupons for 50 off 100 from our store and some mother-and-baby supplies. No one has ever received it so far. You might be the first one, come on!"

The Thunder Dao master was also moved by Lin Li's spirit, and while clapping, he upgraded without hesitation.

—Ding—

—Zzzzz—

The current was frantically input into Lin Li's body, already far exceeding the upper limit of the Clear-Righteous Thunder-Driving Body.

His ears felt like they were ringing; everything in the world—sounds, images—started to drift away from him.

Want to die.

Still have to hold on for ten motherfucking minutes?

Can't do it.

This was Lin Li's thought now. In a trance, he was a bit fuzzy—is he still screaming now?

Oh, seems like he's been screaming the whole time. So tired, want to sleep.

Might as well go drink some qq-me-me-so-delicious-to-me-pu-tea...

The thought of giving up, once it surged up, couldn't be driven away.

"q, q, me, me..." Lin Li's mouth had already started subconsciously wanting to say the safe word. The voice was very low, but he was indeed saying it.

"Mom! Hold on! Don't pass out! You can do it!" Zhou Baowei was teary-eyed and started laughing wildly to encourage him.

Motherly love! Motherly love!

Motherly love is indeed the greatest power in this world. Zhou Baowei's voice gave Lin Li, who had just become a mother, a renewed spirit!

He still can't admit defeat!

His child, his husband, are all waiting for him!

Lin Li shouted about family affection and bonds, and sat straight up on the recliner again.

"Child's mother, when it's painful, hold my hand. Let me give you strength." Bai Bufan was also teary-eyed, and he also laughed wildly and reached out his helping hand to Lin Li.

Lin Li didn't refuse, and there was even light in his eyes—this was the light called love. He immediately grabbed Bai Bufan's hand with both hands.

Then.

Clear-Righteous Thunder-Driving Method, activate!

I motherfucking discharge, discharge, discharge, discharge, discharge!

"Ah!!!!" Bai Bufan suddenly started screaming, startling Zhou Baowei and the Thunder Dao master on the side.

"What's wrong, Dad, did Mom grab you very hard?" Zhou Baowei asked in surprise.

"No, no! This electricity, it transferred to me, damn!!" Bai Bufan's voice trembled, and he knelt on the ground on the spot, struggling to pull his hand away.

"Young man, don't joke," the Thunder Dao master said with a smile and waved his hand. "The current of this machine won't transfer to you in this way."

"No, there really is electricity! Master! The machine is leaking electricity! Master! Ah!! Stop! Quickly stop the machine! qq-me-me-so-delicious-to-me-pu-tea, qq-me-me-so-delicious..." Bai Bufan was still screaming.

Hearing this, the Thunder Dao master shook his head helplessly and amusingly.

A safe word is meaningless if not said by the person themselves; he naturally wouldn't end the challenge.

It's just these kids nowadays.

One is being shocked to death and insists on saying there's no electricity.

One has no electricity at all and insists on saying he's going to be shocked to death.

You guys are really (pointing fingers).

(End of chapter)