Chapter 127: Please give me eighteen likes, thank you everyone

"Let go! Lin Li, let go quickly! I can't take it anymore!" Seeing that the Thunder Dao expert refused to believe him, Bai Bufan could only try frantically to break free. However, Lin Li was gripping him with such force that all his struggles were in vain.

I must abstain from lust when I get back, otherwise, I really can't handle Lin Li.

"Daddy of our child, I need you!" How could Lin Li possibly let go?

After having a stable channel to output the lightning accumulated in his body, Lin Li himself had a greater tolerance for lightning.

Besides, Bai Bufan's screams were like celestial music to him. Hearing his brother in such a miserable state, Lin Li felt that even his own pain had flown away by more than half.

A miraculous recovery, Dr. Bai.

"Get lost! I don't need you! Divorce! Let's get a divorce right now! It hurts like hell!" Bai Bufan's whole body twitched, and he used his left hand, which wasn't being held, to frantically hammer at the left hand Lin Li was gripping.

Then his left hand was grabbed by Lin Li's right hand as well.

Bai Bufan: "?"

Su! Per! Dou! Ble!

Bai Bufan: "!!!"

"Ah!!!"

"No divorce, I don't accept a divorce!" Lin Li rejected Bai Bufan's divorce request.

"Ah!!! Who cares if you accept it or not! Quick, hurry up and divorce me!"

"The law stipulates that, for non-litigious divorce, unless there is a separation of over two years or major fault, one cannot divorce unilaterally! So you must make me accept it!" Lin Li gripped even harder.

"I beg you, brother, let's divorce. All the property is yours, Bao Wei is yours too, I'll leave with nothing, I'll even pay you alimony! Divorce me!!" Bai Bufan was still struggling, but after confirming that even when Lin Li was being electrocuted, his own brute strength couldn't match Lin Li's, his voice was already filled with pleading.

"I don't want anything, I only want you!" Lin Li put on a performance of what it means to be deeply in love.

"But there is a kind of love called letting go, damn it!" But Bai Bufan was truly too much of a scumbag.

"That is not my Ninja Way!"

"Damn it, I'm breaking down, I'm really breaking down—Lin Li, you're going to electrocute the shit and piss out of me!!"

"It doesn't matter, have you forgotten what kind of shop this is? The people here have rich experience in dealing with shit and piss!"

"Damn it!!"

Lin Li, this beast, had activated 'Impeccable', and Bai Bufan's mental defenses were shattered.

An irreparable rift had significantly appeared in their emotions.

When parents argue, the ones who get hurt the most are always the children.

At this moment, the poor child Zhou Baowei, having witnessed his parents' relationship break down to this point, was already so scared that he started twitching on the floor, emitting a sound of crying that resembled hysterical laughter.

Only after he had no strength left to laugh did Zhou Baowei crawl up from the floor and weakly persuade them: "Don't argue anymore, don't argue anymore, arguing like this won't kill anyone."

"Right! Baowei, there's still Baowei! Lin Li, you grab the child, the child can give you more strength. Baowei, roll over here and grab your mother's hand!" Noticing Zhou Baowei, Bai Bufan shouted loudly as if he had seen a savior.

"I won't." Zhou Baowei took a wary step back upon hearing this.

Although he knew Bai Bufan was putting on an exaggerated performance and wasn't actually being electrocuted, leaning in to be grabbed by Lin Li would still hurt; such things were completely unnecessary.

If Bai Bufan knew what Zhou Baowei was thinking right now, he would definitely shout out a curse: "Exaggerated performance my ass!!"

Thus, Zhou Baowei just watched as Bai Bufan's life force faded bit by bit.

Thinking he was about to die, he finally felt a bit of pity and persuaded him: "Bufan, if it really doesn't work, let's just confess."

"You damn well ask, I'll confess! I'll confess to everything!" Bound beside Lin Li and having given up on struggling, Bai Bufan said weakly.

His body still twitched from the electricity from time to time, and he occasionally let out a few miserable screams.

"Bu, Bufan, don't confess, hold on, maybe, in a while, there will be a honey trap—" Lin Li, pale-faced, encouraged him from the side.

"Then I won't confess for now." Lin Li made sense, so Bai Bufan gritted his teeth again.

Time passed bit by bit.

The Thunder Dao expert's eyes grew increasingly surprised.

You have to know, the most important customers for a mother-and-baby shop are the mothers. If they let the fathers endure the pain of childbirth, they might feel it's just so-so, and it's also easy to make the most important group, the mothers, dissatisfied, feeling that it wasn't thorough enough.

Furthermore, this activity also gives out large discount coupons and gifts after a full experience, so in reality, they never intended for anyone to pass.

Therefore, the current output by the machine, although within a safe range, was even more painful than actual childbirth, and it was kept at this high intensity the whole time; even Wu Jing would have to curse a few times if he were here.

Yet, although this kid in front of him screamed very fiercely at the beginning, and is visibly still suffering in pain now, he actually seems to have really held on?

The younger generation is to be feared; this is the true legendary lightning-resistance king.

At this moment, Lin Li had his eyes tightly shut. Although Bai Bufan had given up on escaping, the hand Lin Li used to grab his hand still hadn't relaxed its force in the slightest.

The Pure Upright Thunder-Driving Method was constantly circulating, absorbing the current and then transmitting it to Bai Bufan's body through his hands.

However, the power output was far less than what was being absorbed, otherwise, Bai Bufan would have run away even if it meant cutting off his own arms.

The main stinging pain was still spreading throughout his entire body.

Cultivation, this is cultivation! Lin Li kept comforting himself with this thought in his heart.

Damn it, shouldn't an ordinary person encounter a phoenix nirvana and gain a great opportunity when facing this kind of life-and-death cultivation, like reaching the Great Perfection of the Pure Upright Thunder Body? How come for him, it's just pure electrocution, and his Thunder Body hasn't made any progress after being electrocuted for so long.

It must be because there is no spiritual energy circulating; if he had known, he would have kept two spirit stones in his crotch.

How could spiritual energy be such an inconvenient thing?

"Baowei! How much longer until the honey trap—" Lying on the floor, Bai Bufan felt like two centuries had passed. He opened his eyes and asked while twitching.

"It ends in three minutes, hold on! Father, Mother, I am proud of you!" Zhou Baowei answered after checking the time on the machine.

"No difficulty, I, I suddenly feel energetic, hehe, it's just, so-so."

"It's the final flash of life, it's the final flash of life! It seems you are about to die!" Zhou Baowei said happily.

"Great, I'm finally going to die."

Bai Bufan was equally happy; he had long since seen his great-grandmother waving at him, and now he could finally embrace her.

The extremely painful current finally slowed to a stop.

So, is a plain and simple life actually such a happy thing?

"Congratulations! Young man, you are the first customer since the shop's activity began to fully experience the painful childbirth! Congratulations!" The Thunder Dao expert, having turned off the instrument, said with great satisfaction.

Enthusiastic applause erupted all around.

"Bufan, we are the champions." Lin Li finally let go of the two hands he had been gripping Bai Bufan with. Slumped on the recliner, he opened his eyes weakly and sighed softly.

The hand beside him fell limply after he let go, and Bai Bufan didn't make a sound in response.

He was probably dead.

But it didn't matter.

Lin Li prayed devoutly in his heart for a while before clicking on the system.

【Task two completed.】

【You have received the reward: Physique improvement: Pure Upright Thunder Body effect increased by 100%; System currency * 50.】

Only then did Lin Li let out a long sigh of relief.

Although he hadn't begged for mercy or shouted in pain the whole time, Lin Li was still worried that the system might think he wasn't heroic enough.

If it really made him get electrocuted again, this wasn't an amusement park ride; he really couldn't take it.

"Damn it, why are there so many people? Why did you all come?" Completely relaxed and covered in cold sweat, Lin Li sat up and looked around, startled.

A huge crowd of people was surrounding them.

The shop's employees, male classmates like Wang Ze, and some passersby he didn't recognize.

No wonder there was so much applause, and Zhou Baowei hadn't had a fit for several minutes.

"We were at the entrance of the video game arcade in the building opposite, and we heard Bufan's screams and Baowei's hysterical laughter from far away, so we came over." While explaining, Wang Ze gave a thumbs up, "Awesome, Lin Li, you can withstand level ten pain for ten minutes."

"It's alright, I didn't feel much, I feel like I could give birth ten more times." Lin Li shrugged.

"Indeed, it's like playing house, anyone with hands can do it." Bai Bufan, still lying on the floor, also nodded.

"Hello sir, these four are your discount coupons, and here is a pack of baby wipes..." The clerk also brought over the reward for the full experience at this time, and then asked: "Do you need me to pack them up for you?"

"No need, I've already packed them up."

Lin Li sneered, stood up, and then stumbled as his legs went weak.

Fortunately, his limb control ability was strong; after twisting a few steps, he stood up completely and said to the clerk with a smile: "You guys are too conscientious, such a simple activity, you're just giving away benefits."

Clerk: "..."

Can't refute that, this guy is really acting tough.

But wouldn't you like to wipe the cold sweat off your forehead first?

After Lin Li got the prizes, he was in a bit of a dilemma; these baby products and discount coupons were useless to him.

Although some things like baby body wash and talcum powder were perfectly fine for adults to use, making Lin Li buy these just for the sake of the vouchers seemed unnecessary.

"Baowei, do you like them?" Lin Li shook the rattle in his hand at the 1.8-meter-tall Zhou Baowei and even handed him a pacifier, "These are all toys your mother won for you, take them if you like them."

Zhou Baowei: "..."

"Get lost."

Lin Li had a flash of inspiration and asked the clerk: "Are these discount coupons bound so that only I can use them?"

"Probably not, but the coupons are limited to one use per day." The clerk hesitated for a while before saying.

"Okay, thank you, everyone! Look here! Selling discount coupons at a low price, plus these small gifts, does anyone need them?" After thanking the clerk, Lin Li simply shouted to the customers and passersby in the shop.

The clerk didn't stop him either.

Theoretically, the right to use the coupons belongs to the shop, and this kind of transfer behavior could be debated and stopped, but he wasn't the shop manager, just earning a dead wage.

—Don't worry about the manager's business while wearing the employee's clothes.

When Kobe wore the number 8 jersey, he only slept eight hours a day; when he wore the number 24 jersey, he slept twenty-four hours a day. This is the experience of the older generation of artists, and it also verifies this theory.

Don't do anything extra; causing trouble with customers over these things wouldn't just affect his mood, but he might not even get any benefits in the shop in the end, it wasn't worth it.

This kind of discount coupon still had a market, especially for customers who originally planned to spend money in this shop. In the end, Lin Li sold the bag of stuff plus the coupons for 150 yuan, a win-win situation. Lin Li accepted the other party's offer directly; it was free money anyway.

Everyone is happy, half a Spring Breeze Elf (Lu Zhishen mold) is in hand.

"You can earn this much? I want to experience it too, I'm a sports student, giving birth is easy, right? Just take a picture of this and forward this post, right?"

Seeing that Lin Li could even make money, Wang Ze and his group immediately became interested and started taking pictures and forwarding them one after another.

Commercial district parking lot.

On the bus, the well-informed Xue Jian had no interest in shopping in the commercial district and just stayed on the bus.

"There are three ways to make a student with crooked thoughts turn over a new leaf—"

Xue Jian listened earnestly to the experience sharing of other key teachers.

However, after hearing halfway, his brows didn't relax; he felt it was useless.

Lin Li's crooked thoughts were not ordinary.

After thinking for a while, Xue Jian changed to another video and clicked on it:

"There are three ways to maintain a good mindset when facing students with crooked thoughts—"

This hit the spot.

This is what he should be learning.

Xue Jian's brows relaxed, and he nodded.

After watching the video and benefiting a lot, Xue Jian planned to check his Moments.

"Zhang Haoyang: Collect eighteen likes, hurry. 【Link: Pingjiang Baoshu Mother and Baby Shop is having an activity! Spend over...】"

Xue Jian clicked a like; it was probably to buy things for the children at home, so he needed to forward it.

"Qin Zeyu: Eighteen likes. 【Link: Pingjiang Baoshu Mother and Baby...】"

You have children too?

Xue Jian clicked like again.

"Zhou Baowei: Eighteen likes. 【Link: Pingjiang Baoshu...】"

"Ding Sihan: Eighteen likes, thanks. 【Link: Pingjiang Baoshu...】"

"Wang Yuezhi: Everyone go help click a like ↓↓↓."

"Chen Yuying: Click a like, thank you everyone. 【Link: Pingjiang Baoshu...】"

"Zhuo Yongfei: Requesting eighteen likes. 【Link: Pingjiang Baoshu...】"

"..."

A uniform feed of Moments, a uniform feed of collecting likes, except for Wang Yuezhi, who didn't even have a link; don't know what he was doing.

But that didn't stop Xue Jian from having a face full of question marks: "???"

Impossible!

It's impossible for everyone to have children at home!

Something is wrong again, damn it!

"Master, open the door! Let me off the bus! Hurry!" Xue Jian shouted at the driver who was sleeping with his hat covering his face.

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 128 =====