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Chapter 129: Wang Yuezhi is victorious in every battle, a great man should be like this

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The bus returned to the vicinity of the base, and they walked back.

Chen Tianming arrived as usual, then ran away alone. Having held hands for 0.65 seconds, he was like someone who had fallen in love.

Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei couldn't be as excited and energetic as Chen Tianming and slumped on the bed.

Playing for a day is really tiring, walking around everywhere.

"Baowei, why does it feel like something is poking my butt." Lying on the bed, Bai Bufan, who had originally closed his eyes, frowned, feeling something was wrong.

"It's the remote control." Zhou Baowei moved his body comfortably behind Bai Bufan, "I'm behind you, what are you afraid of."

"It's because you're behind me—eh? Why is it really the remote control." Bai Bufan sat up and then took the remote control with a sense of boredom.

"What the hell are you disappointed about, I'm going to take a shower first." Lin Li laughed and scolded.

The part where he sweated the most today was when he fought with the Thunder Dao expert, and now he still felt a bit uncomfortable.

After showering and coming out, Bai Bufan was brushing his teeth.

"Lin Li, why is the water around the toothpaste repelled?" Bai Bufan asked while brushing his teeth, staring at the sink.

"Do you know about tension?" Lin Li asked upon hearing this.

"Your second uncle?" Bai Bufan turned his head to look at Lin Li with disdain.

Surfing too much makes it hard to fool people, but this time Bai Bufan was met with Lin Li's sneer:

"Actually, it's not. There are ingredients in toothpaste that can reduce the tension of water, causing the liquid film where the toothpaste contacts the water to become thinner, thus being pulled thinner by the surrounding water, forming a repulsion phenomenon. Besides that, the air pressure caused by volatile substances also has a certain reason, and furthermore, the ingredients in the foaming agent in the toothpaste..."

Foam fell from the corners of his mouth, and Bai Bufan stared blankly at Lin Li, who was talking eloquently.

What was Lin Li babbling about? He didn't take the opportunity to scold him twice, did he?

The Lin Li in front of him made Bai Bufan feel strange and disgusting.

"By the way, do you know about 'Zhiju'?" After introducing the rest, Lin Li asked.

"Don't know." Feeling like he was in class and in a state of chaos, Bai Bufan shook his head.

"This is my second uncle."

"Damn it!!"

The map of the Yan State is so long, no matter how much you surf, you have to fall into a trap!

However, it's best not to shit and piss everywhere, especially when your mouth is full of foam. Lin Li now had a face full of bad luck.

"So everything just now was you bullshitting?" Bai Bufan asked after rinsing his mouth.

"No, the first part was all true, I was curious before and searched for it, then remembered it." Lin Li shook his head.

"If you didn't understand, forget it, it's normal that rotten wood cannot be carved." Seeing Bai Bufan's confusion, Lin Li patted his shoulder and laughed.

So this is the feeling of a smart person looking down on a moron, so awesome.

Returning to the room, Zhou Baowei was also gone. It is estimated that the two of them had agreed that Bai Bufan would shower first, and he went to other dorms to play cards.

It was time for him to go too... no, no!

Today he couldn't repeat the mistake of playing cards yesterday.

Really couldn't.

Mainly because 【Strong Knowledge】 can only be accumulated three times at most, it would be a waste not to use it, so Lin Li activated the ability and started learning on his mobile phone.

Not long after, Bai Bufan came out after showering and saw Lin Li still frowning and looking at his phone in the dorm. He narrowed his eyes sharply: "Lin Li, you wouldn't be studying again, would you? Why don't you go play next door?"

"Not studying, I don't want to go out after showering, just scrolling through some short videos for entertainment." Lin Li shook his head.

Bai Bufan immediately stepped up quickly, and only after seeing that Lin Li was really scrolling through entertainment-oriented short videos did he breathe a sigh of relief.

Afterwards, Bai Bufan, who was preparing to put on pants to go next door, walked out of the door and suddenly came to Lin Li's side.

Looking at Lin Li, who was still scrolling through the short video just now, he said coldly: "Why are you still watching this one."

"Classics are meant to be savored repeatedly, just like good manga, would you only use it to jerk off once?"

"Let me see the background."

Lin Li laughed.

Then he shook his head:

"I have my privacy."

His right to privacy was trampled upon, and the phone was snatched away by Bai Bufan. Thus, he found the "History Compulsory 3 Must-Memorize Exam Points" interface in the background first.

"I'm heart-to-heart with you, brother, and you're playing mind games with me, Lin Li, oh Lin Li, you even used a smokescreen?" Bai Bufan's heart was truly too painful at this moment.

"If I don't do this, how can I get into the top hundred? Do you want to watch me call Wang Yuezhi 'Daddy'?" Lin Li questioned.

"Yes."

Facing Lin Li's agitated emotions, Bai Bufan just nodded calmly again:

"Just call it."

Lin Li: "..."

"My dignity is not as cheap as yours!"

"Then I'll go over and call it for you in advance now, can you stop studying?" Bai Bufan changed his strategy.

"... That won't work either."

"Lin Li, study when you get home, I can't control you, but when I'm playing, please don't study within a kilometer of me!" Bai Bufan pleaded sincerely.

As long as they are students who got into this key high school in Nansang, there are basically none who don't study. Bai Bufan's grades were about the same as Lin Li's before, belonging to the type whose grades were passable but not very serious.

Have ambition, but not much.

Most students like this play for one class during evening self-study and will have a strong sense of guilt the moment class ends.

But this sense of guilt will be greatly diminished when they find out that several of their buddies haven't studied much either.

Reading a novel for half a class to the climax + looking up and finding buddies sleeping = continuing to read the novel with peace of mind.

Reading a novel for half a class to the climax + looking up and finding buddies studying seriously = continuing to read the novel with a sense of guilt exploding.

And ever since Lin Li was possessed last week, Bai Bufan didn't need to turn his head in this situation, because he was definitely studying.

Because of this, Bai Bufan, who couldn't stand the sense of guilt, had been much more serious in the past two weeks, whether in class or evening self-study.

Except for English class—English class is the subject where Lin Li is most like a human.

Never sleeping in class or evening self-study anymore, damn it, next to him is the sound of Lin Li turning pages, who the hell can sleep?

The dog barking of friends playing games, and even the roar of Baowei driving a tractor, are like lullabies that can let Bai Bufan fall asleep peacefully, but the soft sound of turning pages is deafening, enough to make Bai Bufan toss and turn.

Not just Bai Bufan, the buddies in the back row have all become much more serious recently because of this person-to-person contagion.

Damn, it's rolled up.

Internal rolling is caused by beasts like Lin Li.

"Sorry, I'll start playing games now! Timi!" Lin Li deeply realized his mistake, took off his headphones, and turned his phone horizontally.

Bai Bufan leaned over to look.

The "History Compulsory 3 Must-Memorize Exam Points" on the suspended screen hadn't been closed in time.

"Your wings have hardened, I can't control you alone." Bai Bufan said with a cold face and left the room without even putting on his pants.

Lin Li's face changed drastically, and he hurriedly put on his pants to prepare to run away.

"Yongfei, close the door, what are you shouting about in the middle of the night? That group of people is really like lunatics. What is the necessity of dragging them along on the autumn outing? Your and Chen Yuying's decision is really too wrong."

Listening to the screams and pleas for mercy coming from the corridor, Wang Yuezhi, who was watching "One Hundred Small Details That Make Girls Like You", felt irritable.

Especially when these screams and pleas for mercy were all from Lin Li, he felt even more irritable.

Zhuo Yongfei closed the door and didn't make too much comment.

After watching the video, Wang Yuezhi remembered one thing and clicked on his Moments.

"Wang Yuezhi: Everyone go help click a like ↓↓↓."

Delete this post.

He blocked Chen Yuying from this post.

In this way, if she finds out about this news from other classmates, will she be even more moved?

Heh heh, just imagining it makes him moved.

The phone suddenly vibrated and popped up a message.

"Your starred friend 'Chen Yuying' has updated her Moments, click to take a look."

He hurriedly exited his personal interface in a panic and refreshed his Moments.

Chen Yuying posted a nine-grid dynamic containing dozens of photos—some grids were completely occupied by one photo, and the rest were long strip puzzles when clicked.

Wang Yuezhi had actually clicked on the three dots, but his finger hesitated before 'Like'.

Because he saw that in the center of the nine-grid was a group photo of four people in the amusement park, with Lin Li's face at the very front of the lens, making a funny expression.

Extremely ugly.

A bit reluctant to click...

No, it won't work. Chen Yuying must have noticed too. Every time, he was the first to like her posts. If he suddenly didn't click this time, she might worry because of this, feeling anxious. How could he let her be like this?

It's Lin Li's fault, it shouldn't be the reason for him not to click like.

Figured it out.

Like!

"Chen Yuying, Zhuo Yongfei, Rainy Day"

Rainy Day is himself. Wang Yuezhi suddenly turned his head to look at Zhuo Yongfei on the side.

So it was you kid who made it impossible for me to be with Chen Yuying in the like area! Bastard!

Wang Yuezhi just knew that Chen Yuying would like his Moments first every time to avoid secondary reminders, so he would try hard to grab the first spot.

"What's wrong?" Suddenly feeling the room temperature drop a bit, Zhuo Yongfei, who was preparing to take the air conditioning remote control, was startled by this gaze.

"... Nothing."

Forget it.

It should just be a coincidence that he was refreshing his Moments, it's fine, not an enemy.

Afterwards, Wang Yuezhi began to appreciate every photo seriously, because Chen Yuying's Moments are only visible for three months, and they can't be seen after they expire. He would also save the good-looking portrait photos one by one.

Seeing the pictures with Lin Li, he was in a dilemma again.

Forget it, save them anyway, just mosaic the unclean parts afterwards.

Wang Yuezhi suddenly laughed.

He saw that Chen Yuying had a photo with the clown doll he saw today in the background.

Could it be... when Chen Yuying sees this photo herself, will she also think of him?

Wang Yuezhi revealed a motherly smile.

Isn't this a two-way rush? He and Chen Yuying are really good to ship, those who don't understand are in trouble.

It took a full ten minutes to finish watching the nine-grid. He clicked the three dots again, chose comment, opened the input for chat, typed, deleted, typed, deleted, hesitated for a long, long time, and after deleting a large paragraph of text, Wang Yuezhi only typed two words: Good-looking.

Hmm, simplicity is truth, witty and not sycophantic.

Send.

Afterwards, Wang Yuezhi began to refresh his Moments nervously and excitedly, even more nervous than when exam results were released.

Every time a "1" appears in Moments, it is a test.

Can WeChat cancel the mutual friend like reminder? It's annoying!

Wang Yuezhi even waited for Lin Li's like and comment.

And that disgusting humanoid creature actually commented: "That guy is so handsome, squad leader, can you help me get his WeChat? Thank you 'heart' 'heart'"

Isn't it disgusting?

Greasy, narcissistic, inferior man.

There was no response, Wang Yuezhi became the King of Anxiety, the excitement was gone, only nervousness remained.

Fortunately, Chen Yuying hadn't responded to Lin Li either, it seems she hadn't seen the Moments reply yet.

"A notification"

Finally! It's a notification with Chen Yuying's avatar.

Taking a deep breath, Wang Yuezhi clicked it open:

"Thank you!"

There was even an exclamation mark more than the previous response! This might be a symbol of the progress of the relationship between the two!

Screenshot, save.

"Yeah—!!" Wang Yuezhi cheered excitedly.

Zhuo Yongfei was startled again by Wang Yuezhi, who suddenly clenched his fists to cheer himself up. What the hell is wrong with this kid, is he having a fit, did the Olympic bid succeed?

Wang Yuezhi calmed down, the victory wasn't complete yet.

He continued to refresh his Moments. Three full minutes passed, watching Chen Yuying reply to the comment section one by one, and finally confirmed one thing—Chen Yuying didn't reply to Lin Li's disgusting comment!

Not only did she not reply, but Ding Sihan, as Chen Yuying's best friend, also scolded Lin Li in the comment section for being "disgusting to death".

It was Wang Yuezhi's mouthpiece, no mistake.

Win win win!

Chen Yuying replied to Wang Yuezhi's message but didn't reply to Lin Li's message, this is the first victory.

Wang Yuezhi one victory, Lin Li zero victories, this is the second victory.

Wang Yuezhi two victories, Lin Li zero victories, this is the third victory.

"..."

Wang Yuezhi ninety-nine victories, Lin Li zero victories, this is the hundredth victory.

Victorious in every battle, and is it just a hundred victories? Victories continue, winning by winning, victories are endless.

What does Lin Li have to compare with him? Wang Yuezhi felt like the First Emperor touching a wire—winning numbly.

"Chen Yuying: 【Business Card Sharing】"

"Chen Yuying: @Lin Li, here, the handsome guy's WeChat you wanted."

"Lin Li: Thank you squad leader, but why can't I add him?"

"Chen Yuying: Then I don't know~ 'sticking out tongue'"

"Lin Li: I understand, kings don't see kings, two people who are too excellent can only be in their own world lines and cannot intersect. In the end, he and I are destined to have no fate, but I really envy you guys for being able to make such good friends."

"Chen Yuying: 【Little Bear Thomas Whirlwind Flying Kick】"

"Chen Yuying: Pfft."

"Ding Sihan: I often see dogs biting their own tails and spinning in circles in my hometown, so you guys can intersect, try harder. @Lin Li"

"Lin Li: Ding Sihan, don't go too far, I've endured you for a long time."

"Ding Sihan: So what?"

"Lin Li: Adaxi, friend, don't play too far, my demeanor is obvious to all, you know my methods best."

"Ding Sihan: What methods could you have?"

"Lin Li: Hanging myself at the door of your room."

"Ding Sihan: 6"

"Qu Wanqiu: 'Like' 'Like' 'Like' You do have methods."

"Ding Sihan: Get lost and like our Moments. @Lin Li."

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 130 =====

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