Chapter 128: This dirty and evil world, I will destroy it!

Because there was an address in the link, Xue Jian quickly arrived at the crime scene and understood the situation.

And only after the shopkeeper said it didn't matter, that this wouldn't affect their business and that increasing the shop's popularity was a good thing, did he breathe a sigh of relief.

"Where are Lin Li and the others? Have they already left?" Xue Jian asked the people present.

Lin Li was not among the people present, and even if Xue Jian scrolled to the bottom of his Moments, he couldn't see Lin Li forwarding this post.

But Xue Jian firmly believed that Lin Li couldn't possibly not be involved in such a thing; not only should he be involved, but he was also very likely the mastermind.

It can only be said that he really understood Lin Li too well.

The reason he couldn't see the forward was mostly because he had been blocked.

Being blocked as a teacher was too normal; Xue Jian wouldn't be angry because of this, and surely it wasn't just Lin Li. Right now, Wang Ze, who was screaming while being electrocuted, didn't have his Moments visible to him either.

Keep a calm mind.

Xue Jian adjusted the notes for every student present whose Moments he couldn't see, just simply marking them.

Pay special attention to them in the future.

Heh, you have to know that when Xue Jian was a student, he never blocked his teachers on QQ or WeChat.

—Although it was mainly because there was no QQ or WeChat back then.

"Just left, probably went to the bathroom." Zhang Haoyang answered upon hearing this.

Sure enough, this kid could never miss out on such things.

"Hmm, you guys can play, but remember not to affect other people's business."

Xue Jian nodded. He knew that his presence would make everyone uncomfortable, so after instructing them not to hinder others, he left.

"Big cities are big cities, even the bathrooms are so artistic." Arriving at the bathroom, the three of them, Lin Li gave a thumbs up.

Listening to the Rain Pavilion, Viewing the Waterfall Pavilion.

Would it kill them to just write 'Men' or 'Women'?

There are also bathrooms where men's and women's are only distinguished by 'W' and 'M'. Indeed, for those who have learned simple English, it is easy to distinguish, but for older people with lower education, what is the difference between this and not writing anything?

It can only be said that the people who design things in some places have problems in their brains; their heads are full of art, and they don't consider practicality at all.

"Brothers, believe me, Listening to the Rain Pavilion is the men's bathroom, see, there is a 'Public' character here." Bai Bufan was very confident, pointing at the 'Public' in 'Public Toilet' to analyze.

"You're right, but I'm going to View the Waterfall, you go Listen to the Rain." Lin Li and Zhou Baowei didn't bother with this.

"Don't, don't, don't—"

The business in the bathroom was finished.

The three of them didn't use paper, but wiped their hands on each other's clothes.

"What do you say, we have money now, where should we go to spend it?" Lin Li asked.

"Are you planning to split the money with us?" Zhou Baowei was a bit surprised upon hearing this.

"You damn well have to split it with me, how long was I electrocuted with him!" Bai Bufan was righteous and confident.

His blood and sweat were in that 150!

Just now, his great-grandmother invited him to dinner several times, and it took Bai Bufan a lot of effort to refuse.

"As the saying goes, those who see it get a share, we are all brothers, don't haggle over who was electrocuted or not. Baowei even played the role of the son, fifty each, hurry up, take out your mobile payment codes."

Lin Li didn't want to haggle over these things, waved his hand, and said heroically.

"Thank you, Mother!" Zhou Baowei's smile immediately became sycophantic. Looking at Lin Li was like looking at a big spender, and he started helping Lin Li wipe his hands with his own clothes.

"This is what I deserve." Bai Bufan was thick-skinned and displayed his QR code.

Lin Li scanned the code and transferred fifty to each.

The two of them gradually fell into silence amidst their joy.

After seeing the number clearly, Zhou Baowei stood on tiptoe, pressed his forehead against Lin Li's, and glared at him fiercely: "My fifty is fifty cents?"

He received 0.50.

Bai Bufan was already about to get angry, but upon hearing this, he wasn't angry anymore. Hey! Look at you! He got fifty 'mao' (five yuan), which is ten times Baowei's.

Hee hee, awesome!

As long as he isn't the most miserable one, it's fine.

"Fifty 'li' is a bit stingy."

Fifty 'li' is five cents.

"Then I have to thank you!" Zhou Baowei gritted his teeth; Lin Li even brought out the unit of 'li'.

"I only said fifty each, I didn't say the unit." Lin Li spread his hands innocently and walked ahead stylishly: "Let's go, the money is in hand, it's time for us to go for some luxurious consumption."

"Suddenly got a huge sum of fifty cents, now I feel like everyone is plotting against my wealth." Zhou Baowei, following behind, said sarcastically.

"Getting rich suddenly is like this, I split four hundred and fifty cows, and I was even more panicked." Bai Bufan was also sneaky, with a strong sense of being a thief.

"Tsk, just kidding, let's go, I'll pay for any consumption under 140 today." Lin Li really didn't care about this unexpected wealth and said with a smile, but immediately added seriously: "140 yuan RMB."

The unit is very important.

Look, the eyes of Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei, which had lit up, dimmed immediately after he added the disclaimer.

Bai Bufan's plan to buy this commercial center fell through.

"Thank you for your contribution to the welfare cause."

After seeing the text on the lottery machine, Lin Li looked at the two: "Quit gambling."

All three of them bought a ten-yuan scratch-off, none of them won. The three of them, not believing in evil, let the machine scan it again after checking it themselves once, only then accepting the outcome.

Not even a ten-yuan return on a single ticket.

"I'm quitting too." Bai Bufan sighed.

"Eh, Bufan, how about we make a bet to see who can quit gambling longer?" The three of them must have a genius, Lin Li suddenly turned his head and said excitedly.

"Sure, how much? My will to quit gambling is already indestructible!" Good idea, Bai Bufan ignited his fighting spirit.

"Damn it! What the hell are you guys quitting here!" Zhou Baowei, who was on the side, laughed and scolded upon hearing this.

In every four car accidents, one is caused by playing with a mobile phone while driving.

Lin Li: It couldn't be me.

For every 302,575,350 people who buy lottery tickets, one wins the grand prize.

Lin Li: Maybe.

However, they didn't go as far as throwing all 150 down the drain; donating thirty to the welfare cause was enough. The three of them then headed to the snack street on the basement floor of the commercial center.

Let the body enjoy it too, the body worked really hard today. Eat a little today, and give it real caresses when we go home tomorrow night.

"Lin Li, how on earth did you hold on? I didn't even make it to level ten, I couldn't take it at level nine." On the way back to the base on the bus, Wang Ze turned his head to look at Lin Li, who was eating fruit salad, with some confusion.

"We sports students are like this. I know what you want to say, but I am a half-step sports student at the peak of the first layer of Great Perfection, while you are just a walking sports student at the entry level of the first layer of Small Perfection." Lin Li was indifferent.

Wang Ze: "... I'm at least a Euro-step."

Reversing the natural order.

What a strictly graded alliance system.

Wang Ze wasn't embarrassed either. In fact, half of the boys were curious enough to go up and try it, but except for Lin Li, no one else could hold on completely. Being able to hold on to level nine was already one in a million.

They all suspected that the shopkeeper had deliberately adjusted the difficulty.

"You're really amazing, I want to follow your example." Although he was mocked, Wang Ze not only endured it but also praised him.

"If you want to eat, just eat, the rest is all yours, don't gross me out." Lin Li felt a bit chilled and handed the fruit salad over.

"You really understand me." Wang Ze took it without hesitation and inhaled it like a storm, then spat out the crushed watermelon seeds, frowned and said: "Why are there still seeds? This makes me very dissatisfied, I don't like spitting out watermelon seeds, Lin Li, pay attention next time."

"I can't do that, seedless won't work."

Wang Ze, this stinky outsider beggar, gave a thumbs up, mumbled something about 'good, open, follow', and then turned his head to enjoy the fruit salad.

"Squad leader, how did you manage to buy so many things in two hours?" Stretching, Lin Li looked at Chen Yuying, who had several more handbags and packages than when she came, and asked curiously.

"I just bought more and more." Chen Yuying smiled apologetically, "Did the things crowd you? Sorry."

"If one day I could be like Yingbao, buying things without looking at the price, that would be great." Ding Sihan, who was on the side, had envy written in her eyes upon hearing this.

"Why don't you just use 'pay later'?" Lin Li leaned over and gave an effective suggestion.

Ding Sihan: "..."

"I even brought you a gift, Lin Li, I'm not giving it to you anymore!" Ding Sihan said angrily.

"What?"

Lin Li turned his head and widened his eyes to look at Ding Sihan upon hearing this.

Chen Yuying also turned her head in surprise to look at Ding Sihan.

Ding Sihan's eyes were so moving, they actually... actually, actually had eyeballs!

"Fairy, this old slave spoke a bit loudly just now and scared you, I am truly sorry." A great man can bend and stretch; in front of a fairy, it's not impossible to be an old slave, so Lin Li said humbly: "I beg you, this old slave really needs it, this old slave's greatest wish in this life is to receive a gift."

Perhaps seeing that Lin Li's attitude was good, Ding Sihan quickly forgave Lin Li.

"Wait a moment, I'll get it for you."

Ding Sihan took out a gift box from beside her, opened it, and it was a crystal ball.

"What a beautiful crystal ball, I love it~" Lin Li started praising it before he even saw it clearly; at such times, emotional value must be fully provided.

After getting it, he would list it on Xianyu as 'used by a female college student, 99% new', hee hee.

Just kidding, the gift must be treasured.

"Beautiful, right? I also thought it was very beautiful and liked it, so I bought it." Ding Sihan, having been recognized, nodded and took another reluctant look at it.

Then she took off the bubble wrap covering the crystal ball, placed it on the hand Lin Li reached out, admired the crystal ball again, and then put it back into the box with satisfaction, and then back into her bag.

"..."

Wait.

"My gift... was it actually this?" Lin Li narrowed his eyes and examined the bubble wrap in his hand, asking.

"What did you think?"

Ding Sihan had a look of hypocritical and extremely ugly confusion on her face.

"To be honest, that crystal ball just now was really ugly. I really can't understand who would buy such a thing, an IQ tax. The person who bought it really has no aesthetic sense at all. Did you think I really liked it? If I received it, the first thing I would do is throw it in the trash can, it's disgusting as hell."

Lin Li held the bubble wrap with a face full of disdain.

"So sour, who is eating sour pickles? Add it to my fruit salad?" Wang Ze, who was still eating fruit salad, pinched his nose and turned his head to ask, but was pressed back by Lin Li with a slap halfway through.

Hearing Lin Li say this, Ding Sihan wasn't angry at all, but instead laughed even more happily: "Yingbao bought one too, look, it's that small box by your feet."

"..."

"Really?" Lin Li turned his head to confirm.

Chen Yuying nodded innocently.

"Then, coming back to that—"

"How are you coming back to that?" Ding Sihan was full of anticipation.

Lin Li, who had been thinking for a long time, laughed. What he said just now was indeed too absolute, so he gave Ding Sihan a thumbs up:

"Damn it, you win."

Ding Sihan is so cheap, she wasn't like this even a week ago. Which gutter beast brought her to the bad side?

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 129 =====