Chapter 133: It is a holy sword, a baton, and it will also be a magic wand

As a trendsetter at the forefront of fashion, Lin Li gave some extremely valuable suggestions for Bai Bufan's outfit:

The cobblestones in the bag are very suitable for matching with Bai Bufan's head in terms of style, and with a little fresh blood, Bai Bufan can become the fashion god of the new era.

After listening to Lin Li's suggestions, Bai Bufan finally gave up on the matter of packing cobblestones in the bag.

The four of them walked up the mountain along the road, walking on the slope was really not tiring.

Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan walked in front, while Lin Li and Bai Bufan followed behind.

Walking behind makes it convenient for Lin Li to stare at the four legs of the two girls in broad daylight.

Chen Yuying's legs are slender and fair. With the swing of her steps, the light blue skirt flutters gently, reflecting the smoothness and softness of the lines. Between the steps, it depicts lightness and vitality, and every step adds a bit of vitality to this road.

Ding Sihan's legs also have two.

When the breeze blows, the girl's skirt dances with it—specifically referring to Chen Yuying.

Lin Li immediately covered Bai Bufan's eyes. As for the fact that Bai Bufan almost fell because of this, it doesn't matter.

Just right fair white thighs, not-so-right light-colored safety pants.

No wonder Chen Yuying was so calm when the wind blew, he thought there would be a chance to see the squad leader do Marilyn Monroe's classic action.

But it's better this way, if there were no safety pants, Lin Li would feel troubled instead.

"I almost fell to my death, Lin Li!" Stabilizing his figure and struggling away from Lin Li's hand, if it weren't for the girls being present, Bai Bufan would have started to curse Lin Li's virtual family tree.

"Then you are really careless." Lin Li responded perfunctorily, his eyes focused.

If it weren't for the fact that there are many people now, Lin Li would really want to kowtow to God, let the morning breeze blow harder.

"Why is the strong wind so fierce, my heart is so swaying~~" Lin Li's singing voice was injected with emotion.

Lin Li realized, when Su Yunying wrote "Wild Child", she should have also been peeking at other girls' legs, tsk tsk, it turns out you are such a person, Master Su.

"Squad leader, I report! Lin Li is peeking at your legs." Bai Bufan shouted loudly towards the front.

"He is slandering, I am in broad daylight." Lin Li naturally wanted to clear his name.

Upon hearing this, Chen Yuying didn't stop, turned her head, and then met Lin Li's innocent gaze. Seeing that the other party was still singing 'the strong wind is fierce and his heart is swaying', she glared at him.

Continued walking.

Gone.

Bai Bufan widened his eyes and turned to look at Lin Li: "Why is there no reaction?"

"Didn't she glare at me? Is this still no reaction?"

"This is a reward! How many times is this that you have looked at the squad leader's legs, for her to be numb to this extent?"

Lin Li didn't answer, but turned the back of his hand towards Bai Bufan and made a strange gesture.

It looks like a rock metal salute, but the ring finger and thumb are also extended—only the middle finger is pressed down among the five fingers.

"What does it mean?" Bai Bufan failed reading comprehension.

"Never used the middle finger, always."

Bai Bufan: "..."

No wonder Chen Yuying was too lazy to even say a few words to Lin Li.

Numb.

"The squad leader is used to people like you, losing sensitivity and vigilance towards perverts, it's not a good thing." Bai Bufan said with a painful heart.

"This world doesn't belong to the 00s, nor to the 10s, but to us thick-skinned people!" Lin Li was proud and 'shouted loudly' with his hands raised high.

"Can't refute, people like you really have something, at this age, you have become the second-in-command in both the mathematics and English circles." Bai Bufan gave a thumbs up from the bottom of his heart.

"Sigh—you kid, started to be jealous of the excellent me again... wait, you are calling me 2B, right." Lin Li's tone was originally triumphant, then instantly became a fast-paced declarative sentence, his forehead pressed against Bai Bufan's forehead.

The two girls in front were stunned after hearing the conversation, and then they all laughed.

Lin Li didn't say it, and they didn't even react.

Mathematics and English are both second-in-command, combined, it turns out to be 2B.

The aggressiveness between boys is still stronger, Ding Sihan directly called out that she learned something.

"Stop worrying about 2B, Bufan, emergency! Look quickly!" Capturing key information with his peripheral vision, Lin Li suddenly lowered his voice and said.

"What?" Bai Bufan immediately entered a combat-ready state.

"Look over there!"

"Damn it! Go go go, hurry over!" Bai Bufan also noticed it, so the two ran over directly.

Looking at the two boys who suddenly rushed in front of her, Ding Sihan looked confused.

"What are they doing?"

"Probably saw a beauty again."

Chen Yuying, who had experienced the so-called emergency of boys at the entrance of the restaurant last night, said helplessly.

And at this moment, there was indeed a woman walking down from the mountain in front.

"I know they have this behavior, Wang Ze often has this illness, but this time they didn't care about that woman at all, why did they climb up the mountain directly?" Ding Sihan denied it.

Chen Yuying: "Eh?"

She followed Ding Sihan's line of sight to look at the two, only to see Lin Li and Bai Bufan not even looking at the woman, and now they had walked out of the range of the road paved for vehicles and climbed onto the mountain rocks.

"Lin Li, what are you doing, be careful." Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan walked up, Chen Yuying opened her mouth with some confusion and worry.

"Got it! Bufan, retreat!"

Lin Li and Bai Bufan finally retreated from the mountain rocks and came to Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying's side. Their clothes were stained with a little dust from friction, and their harvest for doing this was one wooden stick each.

Just for this?

Lin Li wiped the wooden stick in his hand completely with his index finger and shared it with Chen Yuying: "Squad leader, look at my holy sword, is it handsome?"

Obviously, it was just for this.

Chen Yuying: "?"

"Your holy sword is not as long as mine! Inferior goods!" Before Chen Yuying could answer, Bai Bufan on the side said with disdain.

"Fart, your broken wooden stick is not straight at all, that is the real inferior goods! Straight is the truth!"

"Tongue battles are meaningless, come and duel!"

"Heh!"

"So what is the use of this?" Ding Sihan asked Chen Yuying's confusion.

"Can be used for dueling." Lin Li had already started fighting with Bai Bufan, Lin Li explained.

"... Childish, you two wouldn't often go to the small shop to buy plastic toy swords now, would you?" Ding Sihan complained after confirming that this was all there was.

"No, no, no, you still don't understand, synthetic ones are worthless, but naturally formed ones are enough to make our eyes stare straight."

Lin Li performed a sword flower that he thought was handsome and explained with the demeanor of an expert.

Then his butt was sneak-attacked by Bai Bufan, this sword grave.

An expert really can't beat a villain.

"If there are boys who see it and don't pick it up, it's simply quitting drugs." After stabbing back, Lin Li continued to explain.

"It's just that I'm older now. If the me before ten years old found it, the wild flowers and weeds on both sides of the road home wouldn't want to have a complete one, all of them would die!"

Actually, Lin Li had another small purpose, which was to see if he could activate a system task. After all, maybe the system would treat this as some kind of magic weapon.

But he finally took the initiative once, and the system let him lose so thoroughly, damn it!

—No reaction at all.

"Is it more important than looking at legs?" Ding Sihan asked.

"First of all, is it looking at the squad leader's legs? Secondly, if it's not the squad leader's legs, then what is it? Is it straighter than the holy sword? Longer? Whiter..."

This is a very serious question, not a question that can be answered with a hot head, Lin Li immediately confirmed cautiously.

Lin Li asked and asked, then felt a bit sentimental, and sighed softly:

"Sigh, the me before ten years old shouldn't have hesitated when encountering this question, and would have firmly stood on the side of the holy sword, right?"

"Growing up is really a sad thing..."

Ding Sihan: "..."

"Don't be sentimental in such inexplicable places?! This is not a problem of growing up at all, but your problem, right!"

The holy sword and legs didn't get an answer in the end.

The four of them continued walking, but compared to before, the sound of wooden sticks breaking through the air would occasionally come from behind them.

And they also believed what Lin Li said, because boys, male students, men, few of them didn't take a look behind them all the way down the mountain, and even a man in his early twenties took the initiative to ask Lin Li where he picked it up, asking if he could go pick one too.

It can only be said that they cannot understand the thinking of boys.

"TGA is too wild chicken award." The wooden stick suddenly stopped, Bai Bufan, who was looking at his phone, suddenly opened his mouth. "Too funny."

"How do you say? How is it funny?" Lin Li turned his head curiously upon hearing this, he didn't pay attention to this.

"The year is given to the little robot."

"Which little robot?" Lin Li was even more confused.

Bai Bufan nodded with satisfaction: "This is the punchline."

Lin Li thought for a while, then understood: "Seer actually won the award without making a sound, this kid is really hidden."

Bai Bufan: "?"

Afterwards, Bai Bufan explained to Lin Li.

"CS2 is very likely to be the shooter game of the year"

"Valorant is also possible"

"It wouldn't be Delta Force"

"Damn it, Forbidden Heaven!"

Lin Li really understood this time.

Suspected to be wilder than the history mastered by Bai Bufan.

"There is also a temple here." The two were originally commenting, when they noticed a fork in the road on one side of the road, and saw the entrance of the temple at the end, Lin Li said.

"Hmm, I heard it's quite famous and quite spiritual. I originally thought about whether to design it as a part of the route, after all, it wouldn't take much time, but Teacher Xue said this involves feudal superstition, and the autumn outing organized by the school needs to avoid such controversial places as much as possible, so it was excluded." Chen Yuying explained.

"I remember there is a viewing platform here... look, it's here, you can see the good scenery of Mount Yunliu." Chen Yuying pointed to a platform with reinforced railings in the distance to introduce.

"What a big platform." Ding Sihan took a look and sighed softly.

Lin Li looked at the two for a few times, then smiled and opened his mouth: "Let's go, go over and take a look. Since there is such a viewing platform, I want to take a few photos."

"But we promised the teacher..." Chen Yuying hesitated upon hearing this.

Lin Li immediately took the words and interrupted: "This is not an attraction, and it's just taking a photo, it won't take a few minutes, just treat it as us being tired and going over to rest for a few minutes, this is reasonable. Don't worry, if the sky falls, we will offer Bai Bufan, it's all directed by him."

Bai Bufan: "?"

Forget it, don't argue with Lin Li.

Bai Bufan felt that his image in Xue Jian's heart should be better than Lin Li's. When he was offered, Lin Li would already be unable to escape.

"Lin Li makes sense, anyway, if we have to write a review later, it will be them writing it. Yingbao, let's go take two, I even brought an Instax, it's just the right opportunity to use it." Ding Sihan was full of interest.

"... Okay." Chen Yuying checked the time on her phone, thought for a while, and nodded with a smile.

At this time, there were not many people on the viewing platform.

"Lin Li, give me your phone." Chen Yuying reached out to Lin Li.

Good-looking skirts rarely match even one pocket, so Chen Yuying's phone has always been in the bag on Lin Li's body. Perhaps this is one of the prices of looking good.

Lin Li opened Chen Yuying's bag and handed the phone to her.

Glanced at it, there weren't many things, water, mirror, lip glaze, headphones, small power bank, data cable, tissues, and a pack of sanitary napkins.

However, she shouldn't be having her period, otherwise she shouldn't be wearing this, it should be placed in the bag for emergencies.

Chen Yuying seemed to realize that there were personal items in her bag, and a touch of shyness appeared.

Got the phone.

The two took pictures of the scenery and themselves, Lin Li also looked at the scenery and them.

"Didn't you say you wanted to take pictures? Why don't you take any yourself? You took them all for them?"

Bai Bufan kicked Lin Li's butt with his knee from behind, holding his phone, and asked curiously.

Lin Li didn't take many pictures.

"I'm someone who doesn't post on Moments, where would I have an obsession with photos? It's just that I saw just now that they should want to take pictures, but felt it wasn't good to say so, it shouldn't be like this, so I brought it up to find a step for them." After confirming that the two's attention wasn't on him, Lin Li answered with a laugh.

Bai Bufan widened his eyes upon hearing this.

"Ah?"

"No, brother? You are this detailed?"

"If you used this detail on the line, our win rate wouldn't be ten percentage points higher?"

Lin Li: "..."

"Even without you assisting me, my win rate can be ten percentage points higher." Lin Li responded calmly.

Details only have me, not us.

This is also part of the details.

Bai Bufan: "..."

"No, Lin Li, you really have a trend of putting me behind, so warm?" Bai Bufan winked at Lin Li, but the more he thought about it, the angrier he got, the more he thought about it, the angrier he got, his tone became sarcastic: "Damn it, I gave you so many eyes and looks on weekdays, why didn't I see you read my meaning?"

"I read it, just too lazy to bird you." Lin Li responded calmly, "It's like you actually want me to take a few pictures for you, I also saw it, but I've been pretending not to see it."

Bai Bufan froze.

"You, you, you... Damn it!!"

Pointing at Lin Li for a long time, Bai Bufan, who found he had nothing to say, chose to express his feelings with 'Damn it'.

Too sincere, this killer move hit Bai Bufan, and the aggressiveness was extremely strong.

Broken defenses, angry.

"Alright, alright, I'll take pictures for you." Feeling Bai Bufan's ghostly gaze, Lin Li took Bai Bufan's phone with a laugh.

"Then it's not impossible to forgive you, please! As long as you take pictures for me, Baowei is willing to do anything." Bai Bufan immediately became happy, rubbing his hands, and then asked: "Where should I stand to take pictures?"

He had just observed the process of Lin Li taking pictures for Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan, so he trusted Lin Li's technology more.

Standing in place, Lin Li was very professional, first analyzed the light and composition, and then began to command:

"You step back a bit, hmm, the light is better, you step back a bit more, move to the left a bit, yes, yes, yes.

You touched the railing behind, right? Forcefully flip over, stand outside, and then let go of both hands and fall backward, yes, yes, continue, hmm? Bufan, flip, hurry up, I'm waiting to take pictures."

Bai Bufan, who had raised half a foot: "..."

You damn...

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 134 =====