Chapter 134: This little fish cares, this little fish also cares

"What the hell are you commanding me to take pictures or commanding me to commit suicide?" Bai Bufan gritted his teeth.

If he died like this, even Conan wouldn't be able to find the murderer. Who said there is no perfect crime?

"You don't understand, I'm playing fake with the squad leader and Ding Sihan, so the photos taken are fake, without any artistic sense of tourist photos.

What is the relationship between us, I plan to take a 'Flying Bai Bufan' for you, and I plan to use it to impact this year's Pulitzer Prize. Believe me, brother, flip over, hurry up, I wouldn't harm you, would I?"

Lin Li frowned, he didn't like this feeling of not being trusted, and then added:

"By the way, your mobile payment password hasn't changed, right? If it has, tell me, this is quite important."

Bai Bufan: "..."

"Brother, let's play fake with me too, I want tourist photos, I don't want art." Bai Bufan pleaded.

Vulgar, no pursuit.

Lin Li was very disappointed that his deskmate and brother was such a person, but since Bai Bufan insisted so much, he had to give up.

Bai Bufan really didn't have any demand for photos, he just wanted a record, he probably wouldn't take it to post on Moments.

It didn't take much time, after the four of them finally took a group photo, they picked up the holy sword again and started climbing the mountain again.

Before walking a few steps, they heard Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan give a light cry and walked to the side of the road.

It turned out to be an orange cat, a super big fat cat, semi-trailer level, don't know if it has full insurance.

Not afraid of strangers at all, after seeing the two coming over, it even meowed twice.

Dead flirt, not as good as his own flirting—Lin Li.

The orange cat has a collar around its neck, it should be free-range in the temple, and then fed into this fat shape by passing tourists.

At this moment, Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan were discussing whether to go to the small shop next to them to buy a sausage for it while taking pictures.

Suggest strictly investigating the orange cat, suspecting it is the madam of the small shop, having a conflict of interest.

Looking at such a fat orange cat, Lin Li felt a bit sorry that Baowei didn't come, otherwise he would have eighteen ways to attack him.

Turning his head to look at Bai Bufan, Bai Bufan also happened to look at him.

"Missed Baowei." In unison.

Afterwards, the two smiled warmly.

Zhou Baowei, who was already at the museum on the top of the mountain, sneezed, suspecting that some moron was scolding him.

Lowering his head, he found 'miss you' messages from both Lin Li and Bai Bufan on his phone, and sneered.

"Sure enough, it's these two dog things."

So he replied directly with dirty words.

"Lin Li, can you help buy a sausage? I'll transfer the money to you later." Chen Yuying raised her head and asked.

"Of course." Lin Li had no objection, bought one, handed it to her, and then stood aside to watch the two feed the cat.

The two finished feeding, petted it for a while, and then reluctantly got up and left.

"Sorry to keep you two waiting." Chen Yuying said.

Not bad, the squad leader didn't say sorry to him this time, there is progress.

"Small matter, Bai Bufan and I also like small animals." Lin Li waved his hand indifferently.

"Yeah, we have to have them for every meal. Last time I saw a rabbit that was super cute, I immediately saved half a catty." Before Chen Yuying could ask, Bai Bufan nodded in approval and took the words.

"Only saved half a catty? This is also called liking small animals? I at least save half a rabbit." Lin Li expressed disdain.

"Too expensive, where we are, one catty is 500 grams, can't save more." Bai Bufan shook his head.

Chen Yuying: "..."

The conversation between the two made thirteen hundred million small animals cry.

And it blocked everything Chen Yuying wanted to say in her words.

You guys...

"I don't allow you to say that this behavior is liking small animals!" Ding Sihan was angry.

"Little Ding Ding, only when it's in your stomach can it be considered in your heart. Your liking is floating on the surface, our liking comes from the heart, so this is the real liking, the real love!" Lin Li refuted with reason.

"You, you—"

Ding Sihan couldn't beat Lin Li in words, so she reached out to snatch the holy sword in Lin Li's hand, suspected of wanting to kill Lin Li with Lin Li's weapon.

But how could a warrior lose the gun in his hand? Lin Li not only held it firmly but also turned around and waved at Ding Sihan, of course, he held back his strength.

Ding Sihan is really an M, she started pursuing him like this, it seems she really likes small animals, love me, love my dog, and also likes boys who like small animals.

But Lin Li felt that he wasn't a frivolous person, not just any girl chasing him, he would agree.

He had to test Ding Sihan's sincerity well.

Look, after chasing for only thirty seconds, Ding Sihan stopped chasing.

Lin Li was going to post a Zhihu topic, "Why do some girls stop chasing halfway, is love so unable to withstand the test".

"Lin Li, stand still!" Ding Sihan was panting.

"Ding Sihan, come on, if you catch up to me, I'll open a 'chase-to' meeting for you!" Now, Lin Li laughed wildly while running.

Ding Sihan gritted her teeth and gave up the chase.

Lin Li, who was no longer the weak chicken of last semester, was really impossible to catch up with.

So Ding Sihan used her gaze as a knife to kill Lin Li a hundred times.

"You better not come back!"

Lin Li naturally wouldn't be bored enough to keep a distance from all three of them, he slowly returned to the three, honestly letting Ding Sihan whip him.

Lin Li explained again: "Just kidding."

"Hehe, that's right, small animals are so..." Ding Sihan was easy to coax, and upon hearing this, she revealed a smile.

"Bai Bufan and I are firm vegetarians at the end of the month, there are no small animals in every meal, saying there are, it's purely to show off, sorry." Before Ding Sihan could finish, Lin Li said apologetically.

Bai Bufan nodded solemnly upon hearing this, bowed ninety degrees to apologize, looking like a Shiba Inu.

Ding Sihan, who was laughing halfway: "..."

"I don't allow—"

Seeing Ding Sihan wanting to use her stick to whip him again, Lin Li sneered: "Don't eat later, Ding Sihan, I will watch you at noon, you'd better not have any covetousness for the small animals!"

The stick honestly returned to his own hand.

"... One yard is one yard."

The four of them continued to walk up the mountain slowly, and unknowingly, they had walked most of the way, and the sun was gradually leaning towards the middle of the sky.

Climbing the mountain didn't seem to be very tiring, even if he was carrying the weight of four people, Lin Li felt so.

Of course, maybe it also had to do with the people climbing the mountain together.

Good-looking girls, iron brothers, people.

This configuration is perfect.

"Lin Li, there is a situation!" Bai Bufan opened his mouth again.

"What situation!" Lin Li immediately remained vigilant.

"Persimmon tree, what do you say?" Bai Bufan pointed forward, only to see a wild persimmon tree that should be growing under the hillside, with many orange persimmons hanging on it, the color was quite tempting.

"Go!"

After a simple conversation, the two ran over in small steps.

After confirming that it was indeed a wild persimmon tree and not a planted one, the two jumped up and down under the tree with the holy sword, while Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan who followed were watching from the side.

"Too high, you can't pick them." Chen Yuying said with a smile. 【134

Although this persimmon tree grows on the mountainside, it is still too high from the ground; Lin Li can only reach the lowest branches when he jumps, and he cannot reach the fruit higher up at all.

Bai Bufan is even less capable.

Climbing this tree is too dangerous, but Lin Li always has a way.

"It's time to let the persimmon tree feel our blood-boiling combo technique." Lin Li looks at Bai Bufan.

"OK, you go or I go." Bai Bufan immediately understands the meaning.

"I'll do it. My physique is better than yours now, and the Class Monitor said I'm a good person." Lin Li squats down.

Chen Yu didn't understand why Lin Li suddenly had to mention that she said he was a good person, so she tilted her head in confusion.

Bai Bufan, however, understood in a second.

——Because a good person should be pointed at by a gun.

So he first held back his laughter, secretly pulled up his underwear, and then sat on top.

Lin Li slowly stands up: "Class Monitor, Ding Sihan, Bufan, after we knock the fruit down in a moment, you two try your best to catch them; it's not very convenient for me."

"Okay."

The persimmons on the tree just watched as Lin Li and Bai Bufan shouted about friendship and bonds, then rushed up with a stick, and thus they were all finished off.

Four fruits, not many, not few. After taking them to the water trough by the road to wash them, Lin Li, feeling a bit thirsty, tore off the surface and took a bite.

"Not bad. Although it's not as sweet as what's sold in the fruit shop, it's actually quite tasty; it's not as bitter and astringent as I imagined." After savoring it carefully, Lin Li nods, takes another bite, and gives his approval.

Hearing this, the three of them put the persimmons into their own mouths as well.

Three seconds later, all four of them started spitting.

It's astringent, it's dry, and it's not crisp at all; it's not tasty in the slightest.

Chen Yu's facial features scrunched into a ball. She looked up and saw the face of Lin Li, who was also spitting but had a look of a successful scheme.

She had wanted to glare at Lin Li, but instead, she laughed out loud.

"Lin Li, you motherfucker, you're not human!" Bai Bufan said angrily while spitting.

Yesterday, he had tricked Zhou Baowei exactly like this, so he should have been on guard, but Lin Li had also given persimmons to Ding Sihan and Chen Yu, and this behavior made Bai Bufan completely relax, with no more vigilance—he had assumed Lin Li wouldn't trick girls.

Now it seems he underestimated the extent of Lin Li's beastliness.

This dog thing even tricks girls! Even Chen Yu! Looking at him, he really doesn't seem human, does he?

"Lin Li!!"

It wasn't just Bai Bufan who was angry; Ding Sihan picked up a stick and started whipping.

"I also accidentally became a black person; I get a continuous draw every day just by checking in." Lin Li said leisurely while taking the beating.

Throwing the four persimmons into the trash can by the road, Chen Yu and Ding Sihan were preparing to continue the last leg of the climb, only to find that Lin Li and Bai Bufan had returned to the foot of the persimmon tree and combined again.

This time it was Lin Li's turn to be on top.

"Class Monitor, Ding Sihan, help us catch them again!" Lin Li shouted at them.

"If they don't taste good, why pick them?" Chen Yu walked over and asked curiously.

Lin Li waved the wooden stick in his hand.

"This one is for Baowei!"

"This one is for Wang Ze!"

"This one is for Tianming!"

"This one is..."

How can you not think of your buddies when you have good things?

Chen Yu and Ding Sihan caught the fruits in silence.

You boys are really...

(End of chapter)