Chapter 137

"Do you want some?" Wang Ze wasn't stingy, thinking Baowei was complaining that he wasn't sharing proactively, so he handed the Maltesers over.

Zhou Baowei's head immediately shook like a rattle-drum: "Disgusting, stay away from me."

Wang Ze: "?"

Forget it if you don't want what I give you to eat, but to call it disgusting, this kid is really sick.

Lin Li continued to precision-process his Michelin cuisine, then turned back, only to find that his big handful of skewers had already been taken into Zhou Baowei's hands.

"You're not leaving even one for the two of us?" Lin Li had thought Baowei would be dark, but he hadn't thought he would be this dark?

Is it too late to break off the friendship now?

"No, I'm afraid you guys will trick me, let me distribute them." Zhou Baowei looked at Lin Li and Bai Bufan vigilantly.

"How could that be? You're slandering your brothers here." The two were very hurt and somewhat regretful, "You do it, you do it."

So Zhou Baowei began to distribute: "One for Lin Li, one for me, one for Bufan, one for me, one for me, one for me, another one for Lin Li, another one for me..."

Lin Li, Bai Bufan: "……"

It's quite fair, it's just a bit unfair.

"Bufan, quickly call Sai Xiaoxi, tell it the endless energy has been found, let the Seer ship fly back; Baowei being boiled into lard will solve the energy crisis instantly." Lin Li turned to look at Bai Bufan.

Bai Bufan covered his eyes: "No, Lin Li, I can't do it. I'm the son-in-law of a Hui family, I can't stand seeing 'Good Fortune 666', quickly make Baowei leave my sight!"

The two's mouths were still performing stably.

But this time, Baowei's mouth was also performing stably.

Scold away, scold away.

I'll fucking eat, eat, eat, eat, eat!

I'll fucking gnaw, gnaw, gnaw, gnaw, gnaw!

However, Lin Li and Bai Bufan didn't care at all. If Baowei eats fast, let him eat more; if the child wants to eat, let him eat. If it's not enough, they can just go and get other things to eat.

Tasting his own barbecue, as for the taste, honestly, barbecue is indeed better if the technique is good, but as long as the technique isn't rotten to the core, it won't be too hard to eat.

It's alright, it passes.

Lin Li didn't notice the feeling that one's own labor results taste the best.

It was Bai Bufan's turn to grill. He spread the aluminum foil on the grill, applied oil, and started grilling enoki mushrooms, eggplant...

Lin Li's water had already been half-drunk while climbing the mountain, and now it was finished. He looked at the water brought by those two brothers; there was some, but the bottle mouths were probably covered in oil stains, so he couldn't drink it at all.

After telling the two, he was appointed as the squad's tea-pouring soldier and came to the base's self-service area.

Just like Xue Jian said, there was a self-service water dispenser here, and at the same time, there were two large buckets. He opened them; one contained plum juice, and the other contained a light pink soup similar to ice jelly, which should be lotus root starch.

Because it was summer, except for the water dispenser which had room-temperature water, everything else was iced.

The plum soup should have been made from plum essence that could be brewed into a bucket for one yuan; the taste was a bit strange. On the contrary, the lotus root starch soup was unexpectedly delicious and quenched thirst.

Might as well get a cup for Bufan and Baowei to take back.

"Lin Li, are you here to drink water too?"

"Yeah, Class Monitor." Lin Li didn't turn his head. Chen Yu's crisp voice was really easy to distinguish; it had a kind of blue-ray 10K panoramic surround 192kHz beauty.

"Which one here tastes good?" The light blue figure stood still beside Lin Li, standing gracefully, and she asked.

"This ash soup is not bad, Class Monitor, do you want some? Shall I get you a cup too?" Lin Li shook the long-handled water ladle in his hand and said.

Chen Yu was stunned for a moment, then took a step back, hiding half of her body behind Lin Li's back, her hands clenched into fists and covering her lips, surprise and panic flashing in her voice: "Ash, ash soup?"

Is this base that scary?

"Yeah, this lotus root starch soup, isn't lotus root starch Nezha's ashes?" Lin Li nodded sincerely.

The air was quiet for a little while at this moment, making one feel as if they could hear the sound of the young girl's long eyelashes trembling.

Chen Yu looked at the lotus root starch soup for a long time, then the hands covering her lips hit Lin Li's back, bang bang, two punches. She said somewhat angrily:

"How can you call lotus root starch ashes? Why don't you say that Sun Wukong's ashes are also mixed into the ground under our feet?"

"As expected of the Class Monitor, the ability in learning is admirable. That's right, the fact is exactly so. Besides, if the Great Sage were pregnant and went for an abortion, he would probably choose laser lithotripsy." Lin Li nodded in approval.

"Is this the best tasting one?" After the anger, she couldn't help but laugh. Chen Yu stepped forward again to be parallel with Lin Li and confirmed again.

"Yes, I haven't drunk this cup yet, you taste it, there are disposable spoons and straws here."

Lin Li handed it to Chen Yu, but suddenly raised the lotus root starch cup high when her hand reached over.

Chen Yu, who had grabbed empty air, raised her hand, but grabbed empty air again. The height difference between the two was there. After grabbing empty air multiple times, Chen Yu chose to stare into Lin Li's eyes.

Nansang Sect ghost cultivator +1.

Lin Li held back his laughter, and the lotus root starch cup was handed to a place within Chen Yu's reach again.

Just as Chen Yu's hand moved, Lin Li's hand moved along with it.

This is the power of a cultivator.

Why does Lin Li cultivate?

Besides making the aunt and child he had already met and Bai Bufan fly, curing Yangliang's stubborn illness, and earning at least three thousand yuan a month, isn't it for this moment?

"Hmph." The mortal was angry, ignored Lin Li, and decided to get a cup for herself.

"I'm really giving it to you, really giving it to you." Lin Li laughed and handed it out again.

Chen Yu didn't take it.

"Cough, cough." Lin Li felt he needed to think of an excuse, "Class Monitor, I'm not playing with you, I was just thinking, you have sanitary napkins in your bag, could it be that you're on your period? And this lotus root starch is iced, I'm afraid you can't drink it."

The little red persimmon appeared again, pretty, fun.

Love to watch, love to play.

"I don't have my period, we all keep one as a spare, and it's cold here, I knew it was iced just by standing here. I reached out my hand, doesn't that already mean I can drink it! And you didn't ask at all just now, you were just playing with me, don't try to argue!"

Shinji-wa-itsumo-miteru-onaka, Chen Yu saw through Lin Li's fragile lie at once.

"I was afraid you'd be embarrassed if I asked."

But just as Lin Li said, this world belongs to people with thick skin like him. Lin Li, who had been exposed, didn't blush and his heart was still beating.

"I wouldn't be embarrassed if you said it now!?" Chen Yu looked down, saw that Lin Li's shoes were white, snorted, and stepped the leg she had raised a little bit back onto the ground.

Should have worn black shoes.

Lin Li handed the lotus root starch cup over again. This time Chen Yu didn't refuse. After taking it, she ate a mouthful with a spoon and nodded with satisfaction: "Hmm, quite delicious."

"Class Monitor, are you drinking it yourself, or do you want a few cups?" Lin Li asked again.

"Get four more cups, I'll bring one for each of them. I'll go get a cup of room-temperature water, Shuyang is on her period." Chen Yu said.

"What period? It's menstruation, sweep away hunger, be yourself."

Chen Yu shuddered: "So cold."

"I understand this hint! Class Monitor, you wait, I'll take off my clothes and put them on you now." Lin Li had read a hundred high-EQ posts from marketing accounts, and the warm-man techniques he mastered could definitely warm Chen Yu for a hundred years.

"Pervert!"

The only problem was that Lin Li was only wearing a short-sleeved shirt, so when he put down the soup spoon and crossed his hands to hold the hem of his shirt, Chen Yu covered her eyes.

Unlike Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu who covered their eyes dishonestly, Chen Yu covered them tightly.

Lin Li, of course, wouldn't really take it off—why take it off if she's not looking.

Finished getting six cups.

"I'll help you carry them back."

"Okay, thank you."

They were long cups similar to those for milk tea, so Lin Li could hold two cups in one hand, and Chen Yu could hold the remaining three cups perfectly with both hands.

Before they even reached the girls' barbecue grill, Lin Li heard Ding Sihan's exclamation, and the few girls who had been gathered together dispersed a certain distance.

Lin Li walked up, and it turned out the charcoal had caught fire, and Ding Sihan was preparing to pour the water she had brought.

Lin Li immediately put the cups on the ground temporarily, stepped forward, and pressed down on Ding Sihan's cup, stopping her.

Then he picked up the charcoal tongs on the ground, moved the barbecue net away, and stirred the burning charcoal; the flames gradually extinguished during the stirring.

"Change places more often when grilling, don't just grill in one place." After putting the barbecue net back, Lin Li said with a calm expression.

"Oh." Ding Sihan nodded blankly.

Lin Li...

"How was it?" Lin Li's face instantly became playful, and he asked expectantly: "Is my behavior of solving problems for girls without saying a word, calm, cool, and incomparably cool, and then speaking coldly after finishing, very handsome?"

Ding Sihan: "……"

You motherfucker.

Although it was a bit strange just now, the behavior was indeed quite handsome.

She even wanted to praise him.

Now looking at Lin Li's playful face, the familiar feeling came back.

But—

"You're not handsome at all after saying that, it just feels so cheap!" Ding Sihan said loudly.

"Fine, then I'll hold it in longer next time." Humility makes people progress; Lin Li realized his shortcomings and nodded.

"Lin Li, taste this skewer, don't worry, this time it's not poison testing, humans can eat it, you can eat it too." After despising him, Ding Sihan handed over a skewer of shiitake mushrooms.

Being expelled from human status was nothing strange, Lin Li finished eating in a few bites and nodded: "Not bad."

"Then you eat this skewer of green peppers too, and this skewer of lamb with a rich charred feeling, and this... ouch!" Ding Sihan's head was knocked.

She looked up at the culprit who was sneering at her: "Using me as a trash can."

Didn't expect that one day she would receive the same treatment as Baowei, truly pathetic.

"Dad, please." Ding Sihan clenched her fists and begged.

"I'll eat."

Lin Li sighed, only to say that fatherly love is like a mountain, this is a responsibility he cannot escape.

……

"Class Monitor, is there any here that you grilled? I want to eat something human."

After finishing being a trash can and throwing the skewers into the real trash can, Lin Li looked up and asked.

"There isn't here, but I can grill a skewer for you now." Chen Yu responded upon hearing this.

"I won't be polite, please." Lin Li nodded.

"Wait for me, I'll put on an apron first." Chen Yu picked up a transparent plastic apron from the grass nearby, put it on, and tied up her loose hair with a hair tie on her wrist.

The snow-white neck covered by black hair saw the light of day at this moment, shining even brighter in the sun.

The pure young girl also had a bit more of a housewife feeling at this moment.

An apron was indeed very necessary; Lin Li didn't want this top-tier dress to be stained with any oil.

With his thoughts wandering, Lin Li immediately turned to look at Yu Yu, then nodded.

As the girl most likely to get oil stains on herself when they dripped from her mouth, she indeed also wore this kind of disposable apron, which protected herself very well.

And on the apron, not surprisingly, in such a large area, there were already a few stains; no way, it's a high-risk area.

Lin Li looked at Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu again; Ding Sihan had a little, Qu Wanqiu had none at all.

——This time Lin Li wasn't talking about oil stains.

"Lin Li, what are you laughing at, so disgusting?!" Qu Wanqiu, after realizing Lin Li was laughing at her, took a horrified half-step back.

The following words were not convenient for unfamiliar people to hear, so Lin Li trotted to Qu Wanqiu's side and asked seriously but quietly: "I have a very serious question I want to ask you, Little Pigtail, if you didn't have legs, would you still wear shoes?"

Ding Sihan leaned over and was confused after hearing it.

"What do you want to do to my legs?" Qu Wanqiu asked, vigilantly holding onto her legs.

"Nothing."

Qu Wanqiu: "?"

What the hell.

"Whether I want to or not isn't important, you answer me first, would you wear shoes if you didn't have legs?" Qu Wanqiu's legs had no temptation, Lin Li continued to ask in a low voice.

"No." Qu Wanqiu frowned and shook her head.

"Then why do you wear underwear." Lin Li asked sincerely.

Qu Wanqiu: "……"

(End of chapter)