Chapter 136

If they were caught this time, they would really have to hold a memorial service.

But Lin Li's physique was better every day than the day before, so he was very calm, and even had time to make a face.

The difficulty for Wang Ze to catch him this time was much higher than last time.

And Bai Bufan, whose physique was only slightly better than Lin Li's used to be, looked like he was about to give it his all, then weaken, then be exhausted, and then say 'sumimasen'.

So Lin Li reached out his hand to Bai Bufan.

"Thanks." Bai Bufan grabbed Lin Li's hand, and because he had a leverage point, he increased his speed slightly again.

Bai Bufan's expression was struggling, but before he could think of a result, he found himself hugged by Lin Li.

"I'm abstaining from lust, don't—" Bai Bufan's coy words weren't finished before he felt the world spinning and lost his sense of balance—a huge pushing force pushed him onto the grass.

Sitting on the ground, Bai Bufan stared blankly at Lin Li, who was laughing wildly and moving away, and then turned his head to look at Wang Ze and the others who were pouncing on him like zombies.

"Fuck."

His last words were just this one word.

He shouldn't have hesitated when he wanted to harm Lin Li just now.

He who hesitates is lost.

Bai Bufan's sacrifice was valuable. Watching the figures pressing onto Bai Bufan behind him, Lin Li kept a safe distance and nodded with satisfaction.

Running all the time wasn't a solution; better the friend dies than the monk.

Lin Li ran to Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying, and while panting, asked: "Do you have any water? Give me some to drink?"

"There's no water that hasn't been drunk, but there's a big tomato. If you don't mind, just eat it." Chen Yuying was still searching, but Ding Sihan had already handed out the fruit.

Lin Li took it without hesitation and bit into it.

Then he fell silent.

This familiar, terrible taste.

Looking down.

Fuck your tomato, this is a wild persimmon.

And it was the wild persimmon that Lin Li had helped Qu Wanqiu pick, the one that looked the worst.

"Don't just take things from strangers in the future, you know? This is the last lesson Mom taught you!" Ding Sihan laughed not like a lady at all, clutching her stomach with one hand and pointing at Lin Li with the other, mocking him.

Chen Yuying, who had originally been looking for water, saw this scene and changed to smilingly taking a tissue from her crossbody bag and handing it to Lin Li.

Lin Li really wanted to teach Ding Sihan a lesson, but he didn't have much time left—the group of people not far away had already chased over again.

Actually, most people had already vented their anger, but the problem was that the sacrificed Bai Bufan had now been assimilated and was running even more vigorously than during the physical test, looking like the one who hated him the most.

Taking the tissue to wipe his mouth, Lin Li continued his escape journey.

The net of heaven is vast, with wide meshes, but nothing escapes; Lin Li couldn't escape death.

When he was resurrected after watching the ad, the charcoal was already hot. Dropping water into it would cause intense crackling, so he could start barbecuing.

"Who's going to grill?" Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei.

The three of them basically had no experience in this area, and no one was passionate about the barbecue business.

So, silence.

"Baowei, you grill it, just consider it exercise to lose weight."

Lin Li and Bai Bufan's minds were one, deciding to let Zhou Baowei do this hard labor.

"Who loses weight by barbecuing! I have my own weight loss plan. Barbecue is a part I have to appreciate, so you guys do it." Zhou Baowei put his hands behind his back and shook his head.

"What kind of weight loss plan requires appreciating barbecue?" Bai Bufan frowned.

"Militarized body management, can only eat army hot pot, veteran barbecue, pistol chicken legs, colonel chicken nuggets, battleship sushi." Zhou Baowei said loudly.

"Pick up the chopsticks and you're a soldier, the goal is to cultivate a general's belly, right?" Lin Li approved; regardless of the process or the result, it was quite military.

"That's right, Lin Li, I, General Zhou, appoint you as the tea-pouring soldier. Now go to the self-service area immediately and pour tea for me, the General." Zhou Baowei nodded heavily.

"What kind of general are you, are you also the sun?" Bai Bufan sneered.

"I think you want to eat seaweed egg drop soup without vegetables, flowers, or soup. Bai Bufan, I now order you to split your forces into two paths to attack the enemy's granary." Zhou Baowei ordered imperiously.

Then General Zhou was beaten.

In the end, the three decided to use rock-paper-scissors to decide who would do the barbecuing.

"Rock, paper, scissors!"

Zhou Baowei threw paper, and Bai Bufan and Lin Li threw rock.

"Congratulations, winner, you have won the qualification for barbecuing!" Zhou Baowei hadn't even laughed yet, and Lin Li and Bai Bufan said in unison.

Zhou Baowei: "..."

"Who wins, who grills?" he questioned.

"Otherwise?"

"Get out, get out, get out! Do it again! Let's confirm the rules first this time." Zhou Baowei couldn't accept it.

"Then it's still whoever wins goes to grill."

"Fine."

After discussing it, the second round began.

"Rock, paper, scissors."

The second time, Zhou Baowei threw paper, Bai Bufan threw a vertical six, and Lin Li lifted his foot.

Zhou Baowei: "..."

Your mother's.

This time these two bastards didn't look like humans at all.

"What the hell are you two this time? Huh?" Zhou Baowei questioned.

"Haven't you watched 'Ultraman R/B'? This is a happy gesture. I am a peacemaker who hates strife. I hope rock-paper-scissors can also get along well, so it's a draw between me and you guys. I can't win, so it must be one of you two going to grill."

Bai Bufan put his hands together, showing a pure expression as if he had been touched on the head by Nangong Wenya, and said gently.

"Sheltering from the sand and wind." Zhou Baowei waved his hand, his face full of bad luck, then looked at Lin Li who was lifting his foot, and sneered: "What is this foot of yours, a happy foot?"

"I lost, I lost to both of you. You guys figure it out yourselves, call me when it's grilled and I'll come eat." Lin Li was indifferent.

"You lost your password coins again?" Zhou Baowei's eyes widened.

Lin Li sighed and looked at the ignorant Zhou Baowei: "Baowei, if a hand and a foot fight, who will win?"

"How can you compare this? Who says the foot will definitely lose? The power of a flying kick is much higher than a flying punch, right? I should be the one who lost!" Zhou Baowei analyzed for a while.

"No, when a hand and a foot fight, you will definitely hit the foot in order for the hand to win." Lin Li said calmly.

Zhou Baowei: "?"

Your mother.

Now he had to support the hand winning.

Can't spray, the foot did indeed lose.

But since no one could convince anyone, the three decided to take turns grilling.

"Take a look, take a look, authentic Xinjiang lamb skewers~~" Lin Li was the first. While brushing oil on the meat skewers in his hand and rolling them on the grill, he also made a hawking sound with an accent.

Grilling skewers was quite fun—at least at first.

"Lin Li!"

"Eh! What's wrong? Ding Sihan, do you want to be my first customer?" Hearing Ding Sihan's voice, Lin Li turned his head to look at her as she ran over and asked.

Only to see Ding Sihan holding a meat skewer in her hand, handing it to Lin Li: "This was grilled by Yingbao, she was too embarrassed to give it to you, so she asked me to bring it for you to taste."

Lin Li sneered.

He had fallen for the wild persimmon trick just now because he was indeed thirsty and hadn't expected Ding Sihan to have evolved so quickly. How could he fall for such an obvious trap this time?

"Class monitor, is this grilled by you?" Lin Li shouted directly to Chen Yuying's side to confirm.

Sure enough, Chen Yuying shook her head.

"Damn it." Being looked at by Lin Li's provocative gaze, Ding Sihan stomped her feet fiercely.

"Coming here to find someone to test the poison, right?" Lin Li sneered.

"If no one tastes it, I don't dare to eat it either. I don't even know if it's cooked or not, bleh bleh bleh." Ding Sihan stuck her tongue out at Lin Li.

"For testing poison, you should look for Bai Bufan, he's a professional." Lin Li didn't stop the movements in his hands, and nudged his head toward Bai Bufan, who was cutting foil on the side.

"Ah?" Ding Sihan didn't understand.

"Bufan said that his family is a family of eunuchs. For generations, people have often been eunuchs, and for generations, they have looked up to Wei Zhongxian. Testing poison should be their family's innate skill. If he's not professional, who is?" Lin Li shrugged and explained.

"Really... a family of eunuchs?" Ding Sihan was enlightened upon hearing this.

Can eunuchs even have families? When she watched dramas, didn't those big eunuchs only have adopted sons?

So amazing.

"Really, I even saved the chat history. Ah Ding, if I'm lying to you, I won't have a little ding-ding." Lin Li nodded.

Ding Sihan: "..."

But now she had to believe it.

Feeling Ding Sihan's gaze secretly sizing him up, Bai Bufan gritted his teeth and said with some shame and anger:

"Lin Li, it was a slip of the tongue, how long are you going to remember it? At that time, I wanted to say my family is a family of officials! The Bai family genealogy often has people serving as officials! I accidentally typed it as eunuch!

Also, it's generations of loyal and virtuous, not your mother's generations of Wei Zhongxian!"

Who knew there was such a big difference between a family of officials and a family of eunuchs.

The most disgusting thing was that Lin Li clearly discovered his slip of the tongue the first time, but he insisted on saving and forwarding the chat history first, and only then reminded him of this matter. He was simply not human.

Ding Sihan then clearly understood that this was the situation, and couldn't help but laugh.

"Eat a bit, Lin Li." After laughing, she was still more familiar with Lin Li, so Ding Sihan pleaded.

"I don't want to die." Lin Li refused, keeping his mouth tightly shut.

"Just eat one piece, just eat one piece." Ding Sihan pulled on Lin Li's clothes and acted like a spoiled child.

The gap between Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying is really as exaggerated as the gap between Bai Bufan and a human.

"Stop acting like a spoiled child, I'll eat it immediately." Sighing, Lin Li took the meat skewer with the determination to die.

Just as he was about to put it in his mouth, he saw Zhou Baowei, who had returned from the bathroom, walking over. Lin Li handed the skewer over: "Here, it's grilled, taste it."

"Thanks." Zhou Baowei nodded, took a bite, and frowned: "It doesn't seem cooked."

"Did you hear that? It's not cooked, go back and increase the grilling time." Lin Li looked at Ding Sihan.

"Thanks!" Ding Sihan nodded and jogged back.

Lin Li continued to grill skewers.

Zhou Baowei, who had come to his senses, stared at Lin Li gloomily.

"Letting me test the poison is fine, but why is her 'thank you' directed at you? Lin Li..."

Lin Li laughed, Zhou Baowei felt something was wrong, but before he could stop it, he saw Lin Li shout loudly: "Ding Sihan, come over here!"

"What for?" Ding Sihan jogged over again.

"Say thank you to Baowei. He just tasted the skewer for you, but you thanked me, and he's not happy." Lin Li said seriously.

"Ah, oh, thank you, Zhou Baowei!" Ding Sihan thanked Zhou Baowei upon hearing this.

Zhou Baowei had no joy, only the embarrassment of being lifeless: "I was joking..."

"Oh oh, it's okay." Ding Sihan nodded and ran back again.

After Ding Sihan went back, Zhou Baowei's lifelessness turned into substantial murderous intent.

Lin Li's health bar lit up.

"Our skewers are grilled, really grilled, eat first." Lin Li turned his head and spoke, trying to save his own life.

Zhou Baowei nodded.

Eat first then.

Kill after eating.

"Wait a moment, I'll plate it." But Lin Li stopped the hands of the two reaching for the skewers, then used tongs to take down a piece of meat the size of a fingernail, placed it on the foil, then sprinkled a splash of vinegar, drew a line with a spoon, and then put two sprigs of cilantro on the side.

"This dish is called—Dragon Flying and Phoenix Dancing!" Lin Li finally sprinkled a little salt, finishing perfectly.

Bai Bufan nodded in approval: "The feeling of a three-star Michelin restaurant has come out. I feel this dish is at least 198."

"Didn't see a dragon, didn't see a phoenix, only saw a dancing." Zhou Baowei hated Michelin the most, especially French cuisine.

Just the amount of those dishes, if he ate them for a month, he wouldn't be able to poop out two Maltesers.

Thinking of this, Zhou Baowei turned his head to look at Wang Ze, who was eating Maltesers on the side, and shook his head in disgust.

Wang Ze, who had thrown two Maltesers into his mouth: "?"

What's the matter?

(End of chapter)