Chapter 193: Sorrow flows into a river

Actually, making it like this is part of Lin Li's plan. The development of the situation before his eyes was all calculated by Lin Li.

Hmm.

F*ck, f*cked, Lin Li himself doesn't believe this b*llsh*t.

Not brother?

Can you take back the message?

Looking at the system notification, Lin Li's expression was complex. He was a little happy, but it was impossible to be a little happy.

System tasks shouldn't be completed in this way...

"Sigh, Little Jiu Jiu, it can be seen that you seem to recognize me from the bottom of your heart." Looking down at Qu Wanqiu, who was laughing on the table, Lin Li's tone was cool.

The voice had no ups and downs, slightly lifeless.

"Of course, I am of course admiring you from the bottom of my heart, Lin Li ha, hahaha. You guys who haven't been in the kitchen much might not understand. To be able to make fruit look like this, how much ability do you have to have hahaha—does this count as carbonization? Hahahaha—"

Qu Wanqiu kept laughing and never stopped.

After giving Lin Li a thumbs up, she turned to explain to Ding Sihan and the others.

Lin Li sighed. Since his face had already been lost, let's maximize the use of this face. So he took back his coal orange, pinched it in front of the remaining three people, and said triumphantly: "How is it? Amazing?"

"Amazing." The other three were also laughing.

But this task seems to be against him. When he intends to plant flowers, the flowers die, and when he takes the initiative, the task has no reaction at all.

One day he will pee on these flowers and they will be honest.

Lin Li will definitely avenge today's hatred yesterday.

However, since the praise failed, after using the lost face, it was time to pick it up. There are no two Chinese characters for "give up" in Lin Li's Oxford dictionary—

"Hehe, you will regret the ridicule now." So facing the accusations of thousands of people, he just looked coldly, "I will definitely make a perfect rock sugar fruit!"

Qu Wanqiu stretched out her hand with concern, seeming to want to stop him, then relaxed a little and said with relief: "The emergency equipment in the homestay is also very perfect, forget it, you go."

Not good! It's a boomerang!

This is the word he just attacked her with!

Damn Little Jiu Jiu.

"Why don't you come and pull the shrimp line, and I'll make the rock sugar fruit." Bai Bufan, who was removing the shells and shrimp lines from the shrimp he bought, said seriously. "I think I can do better than you."

Lin Li walked over, smiled, pulled out a hair of his own, and without saying a word, just used the hair to scratch Bai Bufan's face.

Bai Bufan: "..."

"You shrimp-headed man, you are really suitable for shrimp-headed." Bai Bufan is not Ding Sihan. Lin Li's purpose didn't need to be said by him, so he evaluated while rubbing his nose with his shoulder.

"Just because I am a shrimp-headed man, I can't kill my own kind. Come on, poop-playing boy." Lin Li said lightly.

Bai Bufan: "?"

"What poop-playing boy?"

Lin Li lowered his head and sneered, then left.

Wait, Bai Bufan lowered his head. His act of pulling shrimp lines seemed to be playing with poop.

"You f*cking!"

"Didn't expect that Baidu can't be used to ask for medical advice, nor can it be used to check recipes?"

Lin Li's production doesn't need any kitchen equipment, it really doesn't need to be in the kitchen, a power source is enough. At this moment, he was whispering outside.

Slight physical discomfort + Baidu = prepare for cremation.

Lin Li + Baidu = rock sugar coal.

So this damn Baidu is really dangerous.

"It seems that it's better to honestly follow the basic operations. Don't try to do fancy things." Lin Li sighed, put down the strategy that said it could make the best rock sugar fruit, and began to follow the most basic strategy to make it step by step.

Before learning to walk, it's better not to run.

Stir-frying the syrup with a shovel, Lin Li waited for it to reach the right state.

The system is working.

【Going out to study, the road to improve mecha driving skills is countless difficulties, and leaving home, the three girls accompanying you have sorrow in their hearts, and finally broke out at this moment, starting to cry silently.

You are at a loss, but as the only male in this world, perhaps the only way to make them forget their troubles and regain joy is your strong flesh!】

【Task triggered!】

【Task 6: Use physical contact and combination to make the girls feel joy.】

【Task reward: Physical improvement: Mecha synchronization index +10; Random talent; System currency *50】

Lin Li: "?"

It wasn't until his syrup was bubbling that Lin Li came back to his senses.

Not brother?

How come another one came?

This task is a familiar progress bar again. But this is not the point, the point is why are they crying?

A little concerned, Lin Li immediately unplugged the power and returned to the kitchen.

Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan's eyes were red. Although tears were flashing, they still firmly didn't let the tears slide down. The trembling eyelashes seemed to be ready to take away the sorrow.

They were facing the door, but turned their heads away.

It seemed they didn't want Lin Li to see them crying.

Lin Li should have asked what happened.

But he f*cking already saw the onions they were cutting.

Turning their heads was not because they didn't want to see him, but to avoid contact with the substances volatilized by the onions as much as possible.

"What's wrong? Is the coal ball ready again?" Seeing Lin Li return, Chen Yuying, who wiped her tears with her arm, asked curiously.

Lin Li: "..."

System, why don't you open your dog eyes and take a look?

Where is the sorrow from the heart? Onion heart?

Please... you... collect 6... 9... book... bar...!

But Lin Li had to admit one thing. At this moment, he was a little sorrowful from his heart.

What kind of broken task was issued, using physical contact and combination to bring joy?

The reward was also so shabby, giving talent. If there was an option to give up the task, Lin Li would probably give it up.

"Nothing, I came back to see if I could find a chance to use my flesh to make you happy." Facing Chen Yuying's inquiry, Lin Li said the truth in a cool tone again.

Chen Yuying, Ding Sihan: "?"

But it's Lin Li, such perverted words are normal.

The system expects him to use that, that is realistic, but if it's just physical contact and combination, can tickling complete this task?

Lin Li walked to the three girls and took a look.

No one was exposing their waist. Tickling through clothes, the system must not judge it as physical contact.

Lin Li lowered his head. Because Chen Yuying and Qu Wanqiu were wearing small sandals, they were barefoot.

Ding Sihan was wearing pure white socks. Lin Li suspected she was gay and liked boys.

"Aren't you making your rock sugar fruit?" Seeing Lin Li walk to her side, Chen Yuying closed her eyes hard, let her blurred vision clear, and asked.

"Nothing, I came back to see, I can't see girls crying, Class Monitor, Ding Sihan, leave the cutting of onions to me." Returning, he had to find something as an excuse, so Lin Li just said.

At the moment, whether it was Chen Yuying or Qu Wanqiu, they were standing. It was unrealistic to let them lift their feet for him to tickle, so he could only find a chance later.

Don't cry and trigger any more tasks.

"Okay, I've cried enough." Ding Sihan carefully placed the small knife on the table and handed the onion over, unceremoniously.

"Okay, then you be careful." Chen Yuying was more polite.

"Bufan, do you think looking at the sky at forty-five degrees can stop tears from flowing?" Lin Li's eyes were red, feeling sad for the spring and autumn: "Life is really hurried."

"I, huh, don't, huh, know."

Perhaps it was empathy, perhaps it was Lin Li, this b*tch, who moved the cutting board and onions to Bai Bufan's front to cut, almost using his face as a cutting board. In short, Bai Bufan cried even more fiercely than Lin Li, snot and tears flowing, saying four words and sniffing three times.

"Can you, huh, change a place to cut onions? Lin Li." Finally, Bai Bufan, who had cried enough, couldn't bear it anymore.

Lin Li chose the cutting method with the most barrage in the choice of cutting onions, between the simplest and the most laborious options.

"No, everyone is crying. If you don't cry, it will seem very unsociable." Lin Li was afraid that the onion juice wouldn't spread to Bai Bufan's face, so he cut it so hard that the sound of "du-du-du" made Bai Bufan's head buzz.

"My nose is itchy and my eyes are itchy, but my gloves are full of poop. Do you know what I'm thinking now?" Bai Bufan was itchy all over, gritting his teeth.

"You, of course, want the four of us to leave the kitchen quickly so you can eat these shrimp lines like noodles, slurp slurp, and then burp and happily pat your belly and say wow, this poop is so delicious." Lin Li answered quickly.

Long, difficult sentence, but not a confession, it's slander.

Bai Bufan: "?"

"You f*cking—"

Language is fragrant.

So, in the kitchen, Bai Bufan cried and scolded, and Lin Li was scolded to tears.

The moving conversation between the two made the other three girls in the kitchen have red eyes—Lin Li cut too hard, it really spread everywhere, and Qu Wanqiu couldn't be spared.

But the corners of their mouths were always raised.

The decision to let Lin Li bring Bai Bufan was really too correct.

These two can completely achieve the magical effect of 1+1 greater than 0.

Scattered is a sky full of farts, gathered is a pile of dung.

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 194 =====