Chapter 194: Let's toast to ourselves

Qu Wanqiu's cooking skills are indeed okay. With four novices, she actually brought out bowl after bowl of hot meals, which looked quite good and were even plated.

Actually, among the students, Ding Sihan is the most powerful. With zero foundation, under Qu Wanqiu's guidance, she made four dishes and two soups alone.

They are tomato scrambled eggs, egg scrambled tomatoes, tomato scrambled eggs, egg scrambled tomatoes, tomato egg soup, tomato egg soup.

"Lin Li, the drinks are here, go get them. I'll give you more snacks later." Five people sat at the tatami-style "dining table." After Ding Sihan's phone rang, she ordered Lin Li around.

"Bufan, the drinks are here, go get them. I'll give you half more snacks later." Lin Li turned to Bai Bufan and said.

Bai Bufan: "..."

This is also outsourced? And even acting as a middleman in front of him?

But Lin Li was just acting like a b*tch subconsciously. When he said this, he had actually gotten up and walked toward the door.

Lin Li brought the drinks back and distributed them to the five people.

"The milk and tea flavors of this milk tea are so light. Sure enough, ordering milk tea in this kind of milk tea shop I haven't heard of before is a gamble." Ding Sihan evaluated after inserting the straw and taking a sip, frowning.

The other two girls, who were relatively professional, also nodded.

"Maybe the shopkeeper is cleaner." Lin Li said upon hearing this.

"Ah? Why would the taste be lighter if it's cleaner?" Ding Sihan didn't understand.

"Before selling milk tea, the milk tea was washed with water to ensure it wouldn't be dirty when we got it." Lin Li explained.

Ding Sihan: "..."

"Just say it's watered down!!"

"Can we start eating?" Bai Bufan said while reaching out, but was knocked on the tail of his chopsticks by Lin Li's chopsticks just after reaching out.

"Are you qualified to eat first?" Lin Li sneered, and then before Bai Bufan could fight back, he nudged his head forward: "People are not qualified to eat first, mobile phones eat first."

Bai Bufan looked at the three girls who were preparing to take pictures of their labor results and became honest.

Wait, why did Lin Li say "people are," why was there an extra "are" word?

Damn it.

"Alright, you can eat now." After the girls' mobile phones were full, they finally issued an edict.

"Toast first." Lin Li raised his fruit tea poured into a glass.

"Cheers!" The four of them immediately raised theirs and touched them together.

Sometimes, effort is for this moment of toasting.

"Today, we gather here to celebrate the 17th anniversary and 340th day of Lin Li's birth. On this special and important day, I am honored to make some remarks to everyone..." After toasting, leader Lin Li said with satisfaction.

Unfortunately, no one birded him.

Bai Bufan even started eating directly, and even deliberately knocked on the bowl wall with his chopsticks when pulling rice.

"Cough, cough, we won't celebrate this. Skip me, let's thank the god of wealth in ancient Greece—Chen Yuying!" Lin Li had to change his words.

"Oh oh!"

The three people except Chen Yuying immediately echoed and raised their drinks, touching them together.

"Let's also thank the king of cooking in ancient Greece—Qu Wanqiu!" Lin Li spoke again.

Crisp glass collided together.

"Why not call it the God of Cooking?" Ding Sihan asked subconsciously afterward.

Lin Li stared at Ding Sihan without speaking.

"Sorry." Ding Sihan reacted and apologized sincerely.

"Alright, next let's thank the god of... tomatoes and eggs in ancient Greece—Ding Sihan!" Under Ding Sihan's threatening gaze, Lin Li had to change his words.

Everyone toasted again, and Ding Sihan reluctantly accepted.

Bai Bufan rubbed his hands in anticipation.

It's my turn, it's my turn.

"Finally, thank Bai Bufan for working hard to play with poop all afternoon. Alright, let's eat." Lin Li said listlessly, and finally curled his lips: "Tsk—"

Started to eat rice, chopsticks knocked clangingly.

"F*ck! Why did it become this when it reached me! The format is wrong! And it's not a god? Toast! Toast! What do you mean by starting to eat directly, Lin Li! Respect me a little!"

Bai Bufan punched Lin Li several times, roaring angrily.

How is this not a boomerang?

The three girls opposite, who wanted to complain that it was time to eat and speak more elegantly, were completely amused by the two's teasing and holding.

Officially started eating. The taste of Qu Wanqiu's main spoon was not bad, and the ones dominated by Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan were not difficult to eat.

"Let's try this once. Otherwise, according to our efficiency of preparing a dinner for a whole afternoon, the whole National Day will be spent cooking."

Chen Yuying asked for everyone's opinions after expressing recognition of the taste.

Naturally, no one objected.

It was just for freshness, and for Qu Wanqiu, it didn't even count as freshness.

Lin Li bent down slightly at this time.

The five people were not sitting on chairs to eat, but on the ground covered with floor mats, and at this moment, Lin Li's goal was the feet under the table.

Ding Sihan was wearing socks, Qu Wanqiu was sitting cross-legged, and only Chen Yuying was stretching her legs straight under the table.

Fair and slender, the toes were round and healthy, the nails without any nail polish showed a light pink, the skin was delicate and fair, and the cyan veins inside could be seen.

During the meal, perhaps because of the owner's happiness, it was shaking slightly from side to side, revealing youthful vitality.

Bai Bufan was really right, jade feet have no dead skin.

Lin Li took a deep breath, and two hands quietly stretched out.

Three, two, one, zero point five, zero point four...

After counting down three seconds with ten seconds, at the moment when Chen Yuying was not eating and didn't have a bowl or chopsticks in her hand, Lin Li's left hand pressed down fiercely, clamping the girl's ankle, while his right hand formed a claw and began to tickle frantically.

"Ah—" The girl who was startled first exclaimed, then subconsciously hugged her thigh, wanting to shrink back, but found she was caught, and then that prickly itching sensation began to spread from the sole of her foot to her whole body.

So she couldn't help but laugh.

"What's wrong?" Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu beside her were startled.

"Lin Li hahaha, what are you doing hahaha—" After confirming that the hand doing evil came from Lin Li, the shock and panic were gone, Chen Yuying fell backward and lay on the floor mat, struggling helplessly.

The progress bar moved. Although it didn't rise fast, it did move. Seeing this scene, Lin Li didn't know how to evaluate the system.

—"Goucao" (dog-trough) doesn't count as an evaluation, that's a fixed collocation.

"Class Monitor, nowadays, those who are barefoot are not afraid of those who wear shoes, but they are afraid of those who open their mouths like Bai Bufan and those who have hands like me." Lin Li explained with his right hand still moving.

"No, what do you mean by 'those who open their mouths like Bai Bufan'? You insult me like this, wait for my lawyer's letter!" Bai Bufan, who didn't expect to have his own business here, widened his eyes and retorted. "You foot-control people are really dishonest." Lin Li shook his head with disdain.

"Don't say xp so loudly!

Also, I like the feet of the second dimension. In reality, the only thing I like is the 45-yard sweaty smelly feet exposed after Ying-jie finishes a day of farm work, returns to the kang, and takes off her black socks. Family members, who understands, women, the older they are, the more charming they are, like mellow old wine, that attractive fragrance."

Bai Bufan leaned into Lin Li's ear and whispered.

Lin Li: "..."

You f*cking.

Bai Bufan also knew that this kind of words were not suitable for disgusting girls, so he whispered it to only disgust himself.

"You put this on a small website, it must be in the bizarre partition." Lin Li also made an evaluation.

"Lin Li, don't tickle anymore." Chen Yuying said with a slightly breathless reproach.

Lin Li didn't continue and let go.

This thing is really a punishment if you tickle it for a long time. The completion of the task is best done by three people at the same time, in small amounts, and many times.

Please... you... collect 6... 9... book... bar...!

Finally pulling back her leg, Chen Yuying took a few deep breaths, sat up, rubbed the tears of laughter from the corners of her eyes, and then tilted her head, staring at Lin Li straight and fiercely.

Unhappy!

Lin Li and Bai Bufan kowtowed three times to apologize.

—This matter naturally had nothing to do with Bai Bufan. He was purely pressed by the hand behind his head to kowtow three times.

"Class Monitor, just now I was careless and my beast nature broke out, I couldn't help it." Lin Li's face was full of self-blame and guilt, and his voice even carried a cry.

"Bad pervert..." She spat out in a low voice, seeming to realize that her glaring didn't seem to have any power, Chen Yuying hummed, and said: "Go wash your hands and eat properly."

Her legs were crossed firmly.

The scene seemed a bit silent.

"Must I wash my hands before I can eat..." So Lin Li's faint sentence was exceptionally clear.

The scene was immediately noisy. Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu started to boo Lin Li to eat hand-grabbed rice, while Chen Yuying blushed and threw the milk tea straw packaging paper at Lin Li.

After washing his hands and coming back, Lin Li's first thing was to look under the table.

All crossed.

So Lin Li's undisguised regret was discovered, and he was ridiculed again.

"My feet are not afraid of itching, Lin Li, do you want to try?" Only Bai Bufan didn't dislike Lin Li.

"I'm eating, don't talk about such disgusting topics." Lin Li looked disgusted.

"Can you not be so obvious about your differential treatment?"

The food on the table was basically eaten clean—because they were afraid of wasting it after making it difficult to eat, plus there were a lot of snacks to cover, so these dishes were small in quantity, and the plan from the beginning was that everyone would barely be full.

"Alright, the main course is over. I think it's time for the dessert session everyone is looking forward to, right?" Lin Li got up, full of anticipation.

Of course, only he was looking forward to it.

Lin Li left briefly, then took back a porcelain basin, which contained several fruits wrapped in syrup.

Lin Li placed it on the table, and everyone took a look. The syrup was full of the scorched brown feeling that Michelin three-star chefs like most.

Although it was not a coal ball, it didn't prevent everyone from showing vigilance.

"It's really edible, no problem, Qu Wanqiu, I ate the most dinner today, return peach for plum, you—at least have to give some face, right?" Lin Li tried to prove himself, his eyes first looking at Qu Wanqiu.

"Lin Li, it's fine if you eat my dinner? And want my life? You took all the good things? I don't want it!" Qu Wanqiu, who had a coal ball as a mirror, firmly refused.

Coal balls can be pinched for fun, but not eaten.

Lin Li sighed, his right hand pressed on Bai Bufan, who had already slowly moved to the outside and wanted to leave quietly.

"Bufan."

Bai Bufan sighed, picked up a rock sugar strawberry, bit off a piece with his back teeth, and chewed it.

Before swallowing, he fell to the ground with convulsions all over, pointed his trembling hand at Lin Li: "Help me... call... ambulance..."

Then his neck tilted, his eyes turned white, and he died.

"Ambulance! Ambulance! Ambulance!" Lin Li shouted loudly immediately.

Bai Bufan: "?"

Is that how you call it?

Bai Bufan, who was brought back to life, raised his trembling hand to Lin Li again: "Call 120 quickly..."

"Okay! By the way! Bufan! What is the 120 number?" Lin Li took out his phone and asked upon hearing this.

The dead Bai Bufan raised his middle finger.

Finally, Ding Sihan was kind.

To be honest, the tomato scrambled eggs she made were a bit too salty. Ding Sihan herself admitted this point.

But just now, Lin Li ate all the tomato scrambled eggs while complaining.

The dishes dominated by Chen Yuying were the same, but Lin Li complained two sentences less than her.

Although after eating, this bastard started to pretend to retch and repeatedly despised herself, Ding Sihan was still very moved.

So holding the determination to die, Ding Sihan reached out and took one.

"Not difficult to eat," in Lin Li's expectant eyes, she took a bite, chewed, swallowed, Ding Sihan shook her head and evaluated.

Lin Li was already satisfied, and started cheering as if he had successfully applied for the Olympics.

"Win win win!"

"But it's not delicious either. It's probably between delicious and difficult to eat. It's so difficult to eat." Ding Sihan finished her sentence.

She wouldn't be like Lin Li and Bai Bufan, thinking of sharing the first time she ate something difficult to eat, so she didn't intend to lie to anyone.

The cheering stopped abruptly.

Lin Li: "..."

So it's difficult to eat?

Lin Li took one and put it in his mouth. The syrup was indeed not stir-fried well.

Hmm.

A little bit bitter.

A lot of a little bit.

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 195 =====