Chapter 196

There were only four people in the room, Lin, Bai, Ding, and Qu; there was a lecture going on outside the room.

But it wasn't Chen Zhongping lecturing Chen Yuying; judging by the momentum of the voices, it sounded like Chen Yuying was lecturing Chen Zhongping.

I'm afraid Chen Zhongping's status at home isn't very high.

Sure enough, a few minutes later, only Chen Yuying returned, still with a little lingering anger on her face.

"My dad saw the weather forecast and said it might still rain, so he came to bring us umbrellas in the evening. He has a spare key to the homestay, so he just opened the door.

Actually, he just messaged me saying he was at the door, but I didn't notice. Plus, he really wanted to sneak a look at what we were doing, so he just came in. Now he has already gone back, and he won't do this next time; he will definitely notify us first. Sorry, everyone, for scaring you."

Chen Yuying stuck out her tongue and apologized.

"No big deal, I understand. I feel like I've been granted another life." Lin Li nodded, very understanding.

Lin Li really almost had to commit seppuku to plead guilty. It was rare that Chen Zhongping had only looked at him a few more times just now and didn't ask him for a "private chat."

Naturally, no one would say anything because of this.

Chen Yuying let out a long breath.

"Also," Chen Yuying continued, a flash of cunning in her eyes: "The five minutes are up."

Lin Li: "?"

"That can't be understood! Shouldn't it have been paused?"

"There was no pause at all, you just didn't tickle, anyway five minutes are already up, you can't tickle anymore."

"Huh? Class Monitor, why don't you listen to what you're saying? How could I tickle? When you and your father were talking, should I have gone over, squatted on the ground, and tickled your soles?

If Uncle saw that scene and could hold back from kicking me, I'd admire him!" Lin Li's eyes widened.

I would be kicked around like a ball, right?

If he became a football, Chen Zhongping might really be able to surpass the national football team.

Perhaps because Lin Li's description was very vivid, everyone laughed.

"So satisfying, I want to kick too." Especially Bai Bufan, who couldn't wait to join in after imagining the scene.

"Doesn't matter, over is over." Chen Yuying made an 'X' with her hands in front of her and said firmly.

"Damn, are you playing dirty?" Lin Li shook his head sorrowfully, but didn't force it.

It had indeed been tickled for a few minutes just now, but there was still at least 60-70% of the progress bar left until the task was completed, so even if he used up the remaining time, he definitely wouldn't be able to finish it.

And after the episode just now, Chen Yuying definitely wouldn't want to be tickled again.

As for the rest, he would think of a way later.

Lin Li stood up, looking at the mess on the dining table and in the kitchen; it was time to clean up.

He didn't know how many days they would stay, and there was no housekeeper to clean every day, so he had to rely on himself.

"What are we doing tomorrow? Since we're in Shanting... by the way, Ding Sihan, do you like playing in the water?" Lin Li said to Ding Sihan.

"Playing in the water? Sure."

Although the beach in Shanting isn't the kind of beach at a beach hotel, it's still fine to go for a walk and pick up small seashells, so Ding Sihan nodded.

"OK, then I'm assigning you to wash the dishes." Lin Li snapped his fingers.

Ding Sihan: "..."

You motherfucker.

This was the dagger Lin Li had hidden in the map of Yan; he wasn't curious about tomorrow's itinerary at all, he was just wrapping the dumplings for this dish of vinegar!

"This isn't the water I wanted to play in..." Ding Sihan said resentfully.

"Alright, let's all clean up together." Chen Yuying stood up with a smile and said.

The girls washed the dishes, while Lin Li and Bai Bufan were responsible for cleaning the kitchenware, especially the non-stick pan of Lin Li's that had turned black.

"What did you use to scrub it, how is it so clean?" After comparing his results with Lin Li's, Bai Bufan asked suspiciously.

"Effort." Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan with the eyes of someone looking at an idiot.

Bai Bufan: "..."

Can't argue with that, it really is.

After cleaning up, the five gathered around the dining table again to discuss tomorrow's arrangements.

They wouldn't strive to get up early tomorrow morning; sleep in if they wanted to, and whether they ate breakfast or not was up to them.

As long as they were up before going out for lunch.

Chen Yuying probably wouldn't get up too late, so Lin Li planned to use the morning time to teach her how to ride a bicycle. As for where the bicycle would come from, Lin Li had seen an intact bicycle in the utility room on the basement floor; it could be used after washing it tomorrow morning.

As for the afternoon, perhaps because Lin Li's suggestion just now had some effect, everyone agreed to go to the Shanting seaside to take a look.

"Start the board game session?" After roughly arranging tomorrow, Lin Li suggested.

Although dinner was eaten slowly, it was only seven o'clock in the evening, so it was impossible for them to go back to their rooms to sleep now.

"Sure." The others naturally had no objections.

There were many types of board games in the homestay, but in the end, they chose Monopoly, which was suitable for both men and women.

Sorry, Three Kingdoms Kill, the general environment doesn't allow me to choose you. In front of the board game shelf, Lin Li sincerely apologized to Three Kingdoms Kill.

Can't steam it anymore.

"OK, let's decide first, what's the punishment for losing?" While opening the Monopoly and laying the map flat on the dining table, Lin Li spoke.

"I'll say it first, if I become the Monopoly winner, I'm going to tickle the three of you!" Lin Li was the first to reach out and point at the three girls opposite him.

Chen Yuying didn't react much, but Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu were surprised and pointed at themselves: "We have to too?"

"Why do we two have to be tickled?" They were indeed confused.

"Because Little Ding Ding and Little Jiujiu, I want to see you smile. When you smile, my world lights up." Lin Li suddenly spoke seriously, his voice emotional, "Your smile is a 60-watt light bulb."

Chen Yuying closed her eyes helplessly, as if she couldn't bear to look. Ding Sihan, Qu Wanqiu: "..."

Fuck.

"Why is it not the sun when it's the two of us, just a sixty-watt light bulb?" After Ding Sihan took a deep breath, the focus of her questioning seemed to be wrong.

Lin Li was very reasonable: "Hou Yi will be angry, Kua Fu will get lost, you shouldn't be so selfish."

Ding Sihan: "..."

Makes some sense, but not much.

"Why only tickle the three of them? What about me?" Bai Bufan asked.

"I will order you to do one hundred squats." Lin Li answered.

Bai Bufan: "?"

It changed again when it got to me?

"Don't you want to see me smile? I don't need to be the sun, and I don't need to consume thirty watts of electricity, six watts is enough for me." Bai Bufan was very disappointed, but tried to influence Lin Li to make him change his mind.

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"When you smile, my world turns into a mini-world, so I don't want to see you smile at all, I only want to see you die." Lin Li just sneered.

Bai Bufan could only shake his head and sigh.

However, what surprised Lin Li was that his proposal was actually passed.

"I'm sorry, sir, I don't know what to do, I really can't pay the rent this time."

"Oh, beautiful lady, have you considered another way to pay?"

"But I... have a husband."

"I won't let him know."

"Then... alright." Lin Li tremblingly reached out and unbuttoned his shirt, his face full of resigned determination.

"That's right, that's how it should be." Bai Bufan grinned and unbuckled his belt.

It looked like the popular plot was about to happen.

"You two, hahaha, are you sick? Hahaha who, who told you to play Monopoly like this, hahaha—"

The three girls opposite were already laughing like crazy.

Ding Sihan slapped the table hard, Qu Wanqiu slapped the floor, and Chen Yuying patted Lin Li's hand, which was quietly reaching toward the bank to steal money in the chaos.

"No stealing money." Chen Yuying protected the bank, glaring at Lin Li with a smile.

"Ah, damn! What stealing money! Borrowing money! I'm borrowing money, I'm borrowing another million from the bank!" The trick failed, and Lin Li said decadently.

"Lin Li, you've already borrowed seven million, you'll go bankrupt and be out at ten million." Ding Sihan said with a giggle.

"Damn, no wonder you agreed so readily, it turns out you were planning to scheme against me." Lin Li took a million from the bank and then paid the passage fee for this move to Bai Bufan.

Among the five people present, he was the only one with negative assets.

Everyone was targeting him.

It would be one thing if the three girls were targeting him, but even Bai Bufan had joined their camp, using all his opportunity cards to screw him over.

He only wanted Bai Bufan to die, but he wanted him to lose this game!

Lin Li looked down at his own soles, feeling miserable and desolate.

Sorry brother, you might have to suffer tonight.

It's also Wu Min's fault; if she had helped him out with three million, he might have been able to hold on for a few more rounds.

It was Bai Bufan's turn to move again; there were only two properties on the board that were Lin Li's, so this move had nothing to do with Lin Li.

Bai Bufan paid Qu Wanqiu.

"bu——"

Lin Li, who was drinking water, was almost choked to death by the sound of the fart, and then he started laughing without covering it up.

And the only person Lin Li would mock without any regard for the farter's face was naturally Bai Bufan.

The three girls opposite clearly respected Bai Bufan; their mouths just twitched, and they didn't laugh.

Fortunately, if you don't eat anything that upsets your stomach, a loud fart is basically not very smelly.

Bai Bufan, who was already thin-skinned in front of girls, was now completely red-faced. After paying the money in a panic, he looked at Lin Li: "Your turn."

Lin Li didn't take the dice, took a deep breath, and brewed for a long time.

Then he apologized to Bai Bufan:

"Sorry, I can't let it out."

Bai Bufan: "?"

"Pfft—" This "don't laugh" challenge was too difficult; someone opposite couldn't hold it in anymore.

Lin Li was too despicable.

"Fuck! Lin Li! You go to hell!" Bai Bufan was a beat slow, then jumped up in anger and started punching and kicking Lin Li, bang bang bang bang, making Lin Li scurry away with his head in his hands.

"Everyone had tacitly agreed to let this pass! Is this how you bring it up!"

"Hahahaha—" The three girls opposite, who were already on the verge of holding back laughter, completely broke down.

Bai Bufan hit him to his heart's content.

The three girls laughed until they were trembling.

Only Lin Li was aggrieved: "But I really couldn't let it out..."

Alas, one only regrets having too few farts when the time comes to use them, sad.

(End of chapter)