Chapter 197

The night outside the homestay was thick, and frog calls occasionally came from the mountain behind.

Inside the homestay.

"Bai! Bu! Fan! Do you know why spiders only have eight legs? Because nine legs are too many! If you dare to offend me like this again, I will execute your nine clans! Get away!"

Lin Li hammered Bai Bufan, who was sitting on him with his back turned, laughing, but laughing in a miserable way.

"Stop tickling, sister! I have paronychia! And onychomycosis! Plantar acne! I even have athlete's foot!"

Bai Bufan suddenly turned his head to look at Lin Li.

His gaze was lewd, but he didn't speak, after all, there were girls present.

Lin Li: "?"

Wait.

"Fuck." Lin Li reacted and cursed with a laugh, but also because there were girls present, he could only reply in a low voice: "Just kidding, I don't want to."

Bai Bufan, satisfied, turned back to continue his work.

"Ah ah!! Stop tickling! I was wrong! Where is Uncle Chen? Save me! Come and roar! What I love is my life!" Lin Li continued his "work."

"Which fucking Uncle Chen are you talking about?" Bai Bufan cursed with a laugh.

At this very moment.

Bai Bufan was sitting on Lin Li, restricting his legs, while Chen, Ding, and Qu each held a feather, plucking Lin Li's foot strings.

"If you bet, you have to pay up. You made the rules yourself, don't try to escape!" Bai Bufan was the happiest.

Rules are dead, and Lin Li can be too.

"Ah-ha-uh-uh—" Lin Li gradually laughed weakly and intermittently, "It's tickling me to death, I'm tickling to death down there..."

"Don't say weird things." Chen Yuying's amused voice came.

"Oh."

A cultivator cannot take on four, this was Lin Li's realization full of blood and tears.

Monopoly is a capitalist game, not suitable for him. If he had known, he would have played Three Kingdoms Kill; Lin Li wanted to protect Dabao's smile.

A whole night, a whole night under the siege of this group of people, he hadn't won a single game.

On the contrary, in the punishment session, he was always the one named.

No wonder they all agreed so readily; they were just planning to watch the scene of him being screwed by himself.

However, as a cultivator, it was impossible for one Bai Bufan to really restrict Lin Li. Lin Li was also worried that if he moved around too much, he would kick the girls, so his lower body had no other movements besides reflexively shrinking back because of the tickling.

"Beep beep beep, beep beep beep."

The three-minute alarm went off, and everyone stopped, still feeling unsatisfied.

Lin Li lay limp on the ground, his clothes disheveled, his hair messy, like a good boy who had been ruined.

Although he was the one ruined, Lin Li felt that he was the one who had entered the sage mode.

"The world kissed me with pain, but I didn't agree, isn't this sexual harassment?" He asked.

No one paid attention to Lin Li's self-reflection.

Actually, Lin Li had considered one point when they started punishing him: if they got the pleasure of torturing people by tickling his feet, could it promote the task?

But they always used feathers as a medium, quite disgusted by Lin Li's jade feet. Even if Lin Li said it was no problem and even invited them, they just treated Lin Li as having a normal episode of madness.

Bai Bufan got up from Lin Li, took a one-yuan banknote out of his pocket, threw it on Lin Li, pretended to smoke a cigarette with two fingers in front of his mouth, and said lightly: "Clean yourself up."

Lin Li: "?"

No way?

You motherfucker.

Such cruel humiliation.

"Alright, thank you brother." Lin Li first rubbed the one-yuan bill on his clothes, blew on it, and then put it in his pocket, stood up with difficulty, and sat back in his seat.

"Still coming, Lin Li." Ding Sihan tapped the table and said with a smile.

"Not coming, not coming," Lin Li waved his hand with a relieved smile, "You guys continue if you want, I still have to get up early to exercise tomorrow morning, it's almost eleven o'clock now, I have to go wash up and prepare to sleep."

"Huh? You exercise like that even on vacation, and go to bed so early?" Ding Sihan was a little surprised when she heard this, then shrugged: "If you're not coming, then let's not play. What's the point if there's no one to torture."

Lin Li: "..."

Ding Sihan, you talk so fucking excessively.

"Then let's stop here for tonight," Chen Yuying put her hands together and clapped lightly: "We still have to remove our makeup and do skincare, and the luggage in the rooms hasn't been organized yet."

Reaching an agreement, the five stood up, tidied up the board games and put them back in their original places, and the girls walked to the third floor.

Lin Li and Bai Bufan also returned to the second floor first.

"Then I'm going to the e-sports room to play games for a while, Lin Li, you're not coming?" Bai Bufan asked.

It was indeed unreasonable to let Bai Bufan lie down and sleep so early.

"Mm, I won't go." Lin Li nodded.

"Alright, then you go to sleep early, you wash up first." Bai Bufan said.

"Alright."

Taking a shower didn't take much time. To prevent any possible exposure, Lin Li was fully dressed when he came out of the bathroom.

"I could hear your laughter at the stairs, what are you laughing at?" Returning to the second floor, Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan rolling on the floor mat and asked curiously.

"I saw a new and good hell joke!"

"Tell me." Lin Li immediately entered a learning state. How can one be abstract without hard work?

"Didn't a wildfire break out in Los Angeles recently? I saw someone comment—

"Old America is indeed Old America, big moves. To urge Lao Da to practice basketball, they burned Los Angeles at 4 AM for him. In terms of burning paper money, we also need to reflect. East Big, walk slowly, wait for your people!""

So there was one more person rolling on the floor mat.

It was too hellish, fortunately Lin Li had no morals at all.

"You go wash." After laughing, Lin Li signaled to Bai Bufan.

"OK."

"Why do you bring your own body wash? There is some in the bathroom." Lin Li asked suspiciously when he saw that what Bai Bufan dug out from his suitcase was not just a change of clothes, but also a small bag of body wash.

"It's not body wash, it's shampoo. I'm used to using this brand for washing my hair. I used the one in the hotel during the autumn outing last time, and it was weirdly itchy after washing, I wasn't used to it." Bai Bufan explained.

Some people really do have a sudden explosion of dandruff or itching when they change shampoo.

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"What brand." Lin Li asked.

"Bawang."

Lin Li: "..."

"Quite niche." Lin Li commented.

"This is niche? My big brother Jackie Chan wouldn't lie to me, using this to wash hair makes it duangduang." Bai Bufan retorted.

"I have research basis. I once observed 100 men and conducted random interviews to study what shampoo men use when taking a shower. 98 of the men's answers were 'How the fuck did you get in here'. I've never heard of this Bawang of yours even once."

Lin Li shook his index finger and proposed his supporting theory.

Bai Bufan: "..."

"What did the other two guys answer?" But he was more curious about this now.

"'Brother, I dropped my soap on the ground, can you help me pick it up'."

Bai Bufan: "Fuck."

"Then did you pick it up?"

"How is that possible? By the way, Bufan, do you use soap when you shower? I have a bit too much at home, I can't finish it, you can help me use some."

"No thanks." Bai Bufan left, satisfied.

"Remember to knock on the door when you come back later, I'm playing a new game, preparing to make the first charge six times." Lin Li said to Bai Bufan's back.

Bai Bufan didn't look back, responding with a middle finger.

A real man never looks back at a retard.

After the sound of going downstairs faded away, Lin Li opened his schoolbag again and took out the "Spirit Spring" wrapped in plastic wrap.

Just like spirit stones that haven't been used up can be returned to the 【Warehouse】, Lin Li can also take back the "Spirit Spring" that hasn't been exhausted at any time, but when it's in the 【Warehouse】, it's equivalent to being frozen and won't produce any spiritual energy or spiritual liquid.

Leaving it at home is uncontrollable, and it might even be wasted, so Lin Li definitely chose to bring it over.

As for the "Duck Blood Bottle," it had recovered as before and was in the 【Warehouse】. Lin Li calculated that the CD is about a week if there is duck blood.

When arriving at the homestay, the first thing was to materialize the "Spirit Spring," throw in a few empty spirit stone shells, wrap them simply with plastic wrap, and put them in the backpack.

Carrying empty spirit stone shells is also very simple.

The system doesn't accept spirit stones without spiritual energy, but it only takes two or three minutes for each empty shell to stay at the bottom of the "Spirit Spring," letting the empty shell absorb a little spiritual energy, no longer being an 'empty shell,' completing the change from 0 to 0.01, and it will be judged by the system as still useful, and this can be returned to the 【Warehouse】.

Lin Li's 【Warehouse】 has no limit on slots.

After completing this replacement, Lin Li materialized the "Death-Substituting Jade Buddha."

A jade Buddha pendant the size of a thumb.

Refining it was unimaginably simple. Unlike the "Duck Blood Bottle" which cost a few low-grade spirit stones to complete refining, the "Death-Substituting Jade Buddha" was refined almost the moment Lin Li tried to refine it.

The link was established, and more information about this magic treasure entered his mind.

The protection after triggering is indeed invincible. The 3-60s time judgment naturally depends on the attack encountered during the protection; the stronger it is, the shorter it is.

After refining it, he can continue to 'refine' it, making it devour his physical strength and energy. The purpose of doing this is that when the magic treasure shatters, everything will be fed back to him at that time to heal his injuries and restore his physical strength.

This isn't a Blade of the Master, this is a Resurrection Armor!

It even comes with healing!

A few minutes later, Lin Li looked slightly exhausted.

The devouring isn't 1 to 1; it's good if it can effectively absorb one-tenth. The devouring process requires spirit stones to assist. It seems this is the big part of this magic treasure's consumption of spirit stones.

But it's not a big problem. The spirit stone famine has been barely solved, and he has extra physical strength and energy every day, so he can just take his time.

Being tired even helps him sleep.

After doing all this and making sure there were no omissions, Lin Li lay down.

【Squad training, demons covet, actually attempting to invade at night. As the person with the deepest experience in slaying demons, you should naturally take action to exterminate them!】

【Task triggered!】

【Task 3: Exterminate the three demons currently attempting to harm fellow disciples.】

【Reward: Physical improvement: spiritual energy absorption speed increased by 100%; System Currency * 50.】

Lin Li stood at attention.

(End of chapter)