Chapter 200: Oh no, Lin Li is going to be pegged

"Yo, Bufan, you're awake too. Did you eat breakfast?"

Returning to the homestay and seeing the bird's-nest-haired Bai Bufan, Lin Li greets him.

"Just woke up, where would I have an appetite? And we'll be eating lunch soon, just eat some snacks to pad it," Bai Bufan says with a yawn.

"You can take the toast on the table to eat; it was specifically left for you," Lin Li says.

Chen Yuying quietly gives Lin Li a glare; and he still says it's not Bai Bufan.

Nya nya nya.

This is the look Lin Li responds with.

"Not eating." Bai Bufan refuses at the speed of light.

"Then don't eat." Lin Li doesn't care either.

"Then I'll eat." Bai Bufan picks up a slice at the speed of light and stuffs it into his mouth. Hmm, it's indeed not poisoned.

Lin Li rushes up with a hand knife, shouting: "Bao Wei left me a brocade pouch before he died, on which it was written: 'I observe that Bufan has rebellious bones behind his head; he will surely rebel in the future, so he must be beheaded first to eliminate the root of the disaster.' It seems it was correct."

"He didn't call me to eat at the banquet when he died; he's really not human," Bai Bufan says while running around the homestay with the toast in his mouth.

"How is this outfit of mine? Those who think it looks good type 1, those who don't, gouge out your eyeballs." Ding Sihan walks down the stairs at this time, asking Lin Li, who is in a chase battle.

Black nine-point pants paired with a white chiffon top, tucking the white top into the pants. The high-waisted design of the black nine-point pants can highlight the leg proportions. It seems Ding Sihan also knows she should show her strengths.

But it doesn't stop Lin Li from stopping the chase, sitting on the ground, taking a deep breath, and gritting his teeth: "Eyeballs, I'm sorry!!"

"Not that far, brother! Not that far! Type a 1!" Bai Bufan cooperates and comes up to stop Lin Li, saying with tears in his eyes.

"No! It still has to be eyeballs!"

Ding Sihan: "..."

Hehe.

These two guys are really damn annoying.

"Lin Li, you are really great," Ding Sihan praises.

Lin Li stops his affected movements and stares at Ding Sihan vigilantly.

"Clearly suffering from mental illness, yet most of the time you can still act like a normal person. You are already quite remarkable," Ding Sihan continues.

Lin Li stops being vigilant and nods with satisfaction: "It's all because Bufan taught me well."

Bai Bufan: "?"

The few people who just woke up, because it's not early, all choose the same as Bai Bufan's initial choice, none of them intend to eat breakfast, choosing to eat some snacks and have brunch later.

"Just teaching how to ride a bike? Boring, teaching this is not interesting at all." After Chen Yuying goes upstairs, Ding Sihan turns into a melon-eating marmot, asking Lin Li what they went out to do. After getting the reply, she says uninterestingly.

"What did you think I went out to do?" Lin Li sneers.

Before Ding Sihan can answer, Bai Bufan says inexplicably: "When I grow up, I want to be a gardener, working hard to water and cultivate."

This is a bit too vulgar, so he didn't get to eat the Hi-C jelly. Lin Li gave Bai Bufan a big slap that he likes even more, letting him take it as a warning.

Chen Yuying comes downstairs, having changed back into a dress, but it's not the one from yesterday; this one is white, medium-length, with gray polka dots.

Lin Li: "1111."

"What's wrong? What are you 1-ing about?" Chen Yuying asks in confusion after hearing Lin Li's voice.

Ding Sihan stares at Lin Li with black lines on her face: "You know how to type 1 now, right?"

Using the sword of the previous dynasty to praise the official of the current dynasty, right?

Upon hearing this, Lin Li looks at Ding Sihan, doesn't speak, but starts gouging out his eyeballs.

Ding Sihan: "?"

Silence is better than sound at this moment.

Now it's Lin Li's turn to be chased by Ding Sihan.

Anyway, they have to go to the seaside of Shanting to take a look, so they finally decide to go further away for lunch.

After walking out of the homestay, the three notice the electric scooter at the door.

"This is my mount, so you only need to take one taxi. Send me the address, and I'll ride the scooter directly there.

Bufan, if you want to sit behind me, that's fine too. Anyway, I've checked, Shanting allows carrying passengers, as long as everyone has a helmet."

Lin Li says dashingly.

"Where did you get it?" Bai Bufan asks in surprise, going up to touch it again and again, then sincerely asks Lin Li: "I've been planning to get an electric scooter recently, so can I ask where you usually put the scooter and the keys?"

"Are you 'getting' it? You're 'snatching' it. Besides, are you even worthy of buying a scooter? You, a social bottom-feeder, just spend a dollar to ride a rocking car and ask who your father's father is," Lin Li sneers.

Like Lin Li, he usually likes to drive Rolls-Royces and Bentleys, drives a Porsche when going out with friends, and drives a Ferrari when carrying girls. However, he is now fond of joking.

"I'll remember this mockery. Lin Li, when my identity is exposed, you will kowtow and apologize to me."

Having been insulted, Bai Bufan does the classic crooked-mouth dragon king action of covering his cheek after being slapped, saying word by word.

Lin Li suddenly laughs:

"Identity exposed? 10,000 people outside shout in unison: 'Please, God of War, come out of the mountain!', Mother-in-law is shocked: 'Who is the God of War?', and at this moment, you, the useless son-in-law in their eyes, Bai Bufan, stand up and walk out amidst the shocked gazes of the crowd."

"Yes, yes, yes, yes! That's exactly the feeling." Bai Bufan acknowledges, giving a thumbs up.

"I haven't finished yet. Just as you walk outside, at this time, 10,001 people outside shout in unison: 'Please, God of War, come out of the mountain!'"

"Damn! So my identity is just a dog under the gate?" Bai Bufan laughs out loud first.

"I'll sit in your back seat. Even if I sit in the passenger seat, I'll still feel awkward after only they are left," Bai Bufan says in a low voice.

"Fine, here are the keys. I'll go take a taxi with them." Lin Li immediately pats Bai Bufan on the shoulder, satisfied.

Not a single word of content is worth watching!

Bai Bufan: "..."

"Can you be a human?"

"Better to take a taxi." Lin Li knows what's important.

"Damn you."

However, although Lin Li has a sharp tongue, he actually has a kind heart. But since Bruce driving is illegal, Lin Li eventually carries Bai Bufan to the lunch location.

"Lin Li, do you think our lives are like grilled sausages? Lying down for a long time, occasionally turning over, high fat content, exploding under pressure, not very healthy, cheap, complex ingredients?" Passing by a grilled sausage stall, Bai Bufan asks.

"Wrong." Lin Li, who is driving the electric scooter, shakes his head.

"Explain in detail where it's wrong?"

"Only you, not me. My life is bright as hell right now, so don't ask me such dark questions, you warrior of light." Lin Li smiles brilliantly.

There is even a beautiful lady who took the initiative to ask him to watch the sunrise.

Too bright.

Bai Bufan: "..."

"Damn."

"However, speaking of warriors of light, I get angry. There is a guy named Da Gu who really deserves to die. He borrowed light from me. I was young and ignorant, too simple, and didn't think about anything else, so I lent it to him. As a result, my later life was pitch black."

Upon hearing this, Bai Bufan sighs, the more he thinks about it, the angrier he gets:

"That's fine, there's also a guy named Kakarot who borrowed my energy. Great, adding frost to snow, now my life is completely ruined.

This group of people who lie to children are really bad, bad to the point of festering."

Lin Li slows down slightly, turns his head to sniff at Bai Bufan, and then nods:

"Indeed, you have a smell of 'buy a full-reduction coupon, rolling fried rice + free national trend material packaging + black disposable liquid spoon + unknown boxed drink + collection shop 0.01 yuan grilled sausage'."

"You damn well speak hurtfully, especially since you got it all right. I want to jump off the car."

"Then I'll speed up to ensure you die if you jump off." Lin Li twists the handle, and the electric scooter instantly speeds up.

Bai Bufan immediately grabs Lin Li's waist, his expression terrified.

"Slow down, damn it."

"You're not happy when I really let you die." Lin Li laughs.

Because of the mecha index, although he hasn't driven many times, his driving skills are really good, but Lin Li still slows down immediately.

Safety first; those who drown are the ones who can swim.

Facing Lin Li's sneer, Bai Bufan says nothing, but his hand suddenly reaches forward and hugs Lin Li tightly.

Lin Li: "?"

Bai Bufan presses his cheek against Lin Li's back: "Hmm~~ Brother, if your girlfriend knew we were so close, wouldn't she be angry? Brother, you smell so good~~

If your girlfriend is angry~~ come find me, I will only feel sorry for brother."

"Mua~~"

Very good.

This last "mua" is the last straw that breaks the camel's back.

Terror shifts to Lin Li's face.

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 201 =====