Chapter 201: You simply don't understand pleasure, mouth-tooth

In order to prevent terror from shifting repeatedly, the two signed the "Lin Bai Non-Aggression Treaty" on the electric scooter. The signing of this treaty means that Lin and Bai have officially established good diplomatic relations.

This reflects the harmonious coexistence between man and nature.

This is not only a small step for Lin Li, but also a big step for humanity—a backward one.

After arriving at the restaurant that had already been discussed at the homestay, the girls had already arrived and occupied the seats.

A mediocre meal.

The girls were actually already full, leaving only Lin Li and Bai Bufan to clean up the mess.

Generally, when a gathering starts: "I want to eat this, I want to eat this," everyone happily orders food.

When it ends: "You ordered this, you finish it," everyone pushes responsibility with red faces.

As a result, these three girls directly ignored the latter part, only caring about killing and not burying, using Lin Li and Bai Bufan as Zhou Baowei.

But anyway, today's schedule is very leisurely, and there is no rush at all, so just eat slowly.

"Bufan, eat more cucumber; cucumber can improve memory."

After eating a mouthful of tasteless salad, Lin Li simply doesn't understand why anyone would like to eat this kind of thing. He stabs the cucumber out, puts it on Bai Bufan's plate, and says.

Lin Li only likes one kind of salad:

As everyone knows, salad equals vegetables plus fruit.

Potatoes are vegetables, tomatoes are fruit.

From this, it can be deduced: fries + ketchup = salad.

This formula was learned by Lin Li from Zhou Baowei.

"You can't deceive me just because I read few books. Who told you that cucumber can improve memory?"

Bai Bufan is also full, throws the cucumber back, and questions him.

"Really, ten years ago I stuffed a cucumber into my deskmate's butt. Now ten years have passed, and regarding things from the first grade of elementary school, he has forgotten or blurred everything else, except for this incident, which he remembers exceptionally clearly, not forgetting it at all.

He even told me he would never forget it in his life.

Look at this effect; the memory improvement is resounding."

Lin Li whispers, giving a real-life example to support his theory.

Bai Bufan: "?"

Damn you.

"This way of improving memory is a bit wrong! Now that you say that, I can't eat this cucumber even more... Damn, I see it now, 'Lin Li's deskmate' is really a dangerous profession; it's a consumable."

Bai Bufan gives Lin Li the middle finger with bad luck, then sighs sadly:

"But now that you mention it, I remember Baowei's illness. I don't know when it can be cured."

"Oh, what illness, tell me?" Lin Li asks.

In fact, Lin Li knows better than anyone that what comes out of Bai Bufan's mouth next will definitely not be human language, but being able to hold back from not asking at this time is also a god-like person. Lin Li is willing to be this straight man.

"He has cow-phobia. Every time I enter his rectum, he screams in fear. He is also embarrassed to see a doctor. I'm really worried about him; I don't know what to do, sigh." Bai Bufan says sadly.

Lin Li: "?"

He had psychological preparation, but the preparation was still too little.

"'Bufan's roommate' profession might be more dangerous than 'Lin Li's deskmate', right?" Lin Li sighs from the bottom of his heart.

The two look at each other, sighing at the similar danger of their respective professions, and both smile with satisfaction.

"What are you two laughing at? So lewd?" Ding Sihan, sitting opposite, puts down her phone, looks at the two who are throwing flirtatious glances and lewdly smiling at each other, scratches the goosebumps on her body, and says.

"Naturally, it's the content unsuitable for children that lewd men talk about."

Lin Li focuses on being honest.

"Sir, I see your cup is empty. Would you like another one?" The waiter 'patrolling' in the store sees Lin Li's water cup is empty and steps forward to ask.

"Why would I want two empty cups?" Lin Li asks in confusion.

Waiter: "Eh?"

Waiter. exe cannot respond.

"Eh... then, then, then, if you don't need another one, is there anything else I can help you with?" The waiter forcibly reboots and asks politely.

"Then can you help me pay?" Lin Li asks sincerely.

Waiter. exe stops running and has logged out.

Bai Bufan always feels that the waiter's tray will smash into Lin Li's face at any time. While trying his best to dodge, he looks forward to this scene happening.

Smash it, smash it, I want to see blood flowing like a river.

"Alright, stop acting crazy in public. We're done eating, let's pay the bill."

With her lips filled with shiny, alluring lip glaze, Chen Yuying gives Lin Li, who is definitely doing it on purpose, a funny and helpless glare, and then stands up.

The two have indeed reached their limit.

After all, not everyone is Zhou Baowei.

Front desk.

"Our store currently has a lottery event linked with the zoo. As long as you consume, you can participate for free. Your consumption amount is just enough to participate five times. Don't you want to try it?"

After scanning the code to pay, the front desk points to the lottery drum on the table and says.

It's free, why not participate?

Lin Li is the first to step forward and shake the drum. A while later, a bead rolls down. Seeing the color of the bead, the front desk congratulates him: "Congratulations, you won the first prize."

"Oh?"

Lin Li is slightly surprised.

Does he actually have such luck?

Damn it, he wouldn't have spent all his luck on this kind of strange place, which is why he had infinite failures when drawing "random quality spirit stones," right?

This kind of thing is not allowed.

"What is the first prize?" But first enjoy his good luck, Lin Li asks.

"This is a half-price coupon. With this coupon, you can buy a ticket to Shanting Zoo at half price." The front desk takes a paper coupon out of the drawer and hands it to Lin Li.

Instantly tasteless.

No wonder it's a free-to-play event; it's more of a promotion than an event.

The first prize is so trashy.

"Congratulations, you also won the first prize." The front desk congratulates Bai Bufan, who follows closely behind.

"Congratulations, you also won the first prize." The front desk congratulates Ding Sihan, who follows closely behind.

Lin, Ding, and Bai look at each other.

Is this event endorsed by Jackie Chan? Wow, the drop rate is really high.

That's not right.

Lin Li narrows his eyes and asks the front desk: "Um, may I ask, what prizes are in the prize pool?"

The front desk laughs loudly: "The prize pool ranges from high to low, including super grand prizes, special prizes, and other prizes."

Lin Li: "What exactly are the other prizes?"

The front desk laughs loudly: "First prize."

Lin Li: "What about the second and third prizes?"

The front desk laughs softly: "None."

Lin Li: "..."

Relieved.

It turns out his luck wasn't skewed; it was just consistently performing.

The person who organized the event at this store is also a genius.

Lin Li suddenly thinks of NASA.

It is rumored that NASA's catheter for astronauts was initially labeled small, medium, and large. When asked, astronauts all chose large, so there were often leakage problems, which gave NASA a headache.

So NASA changed the labels to large, extra-large, and huge.

The problem was solved.

Did the store owner come from NASA? He also knows how to comfort customers.

No wonder the first prize is just a chance to buy at half price; now he can completely understand.

"Congratulations, you won the special prize. It's a free ticket. With this coupon, you can exchange it on-site at the zoo ticket office. However, during a holiday like this, you need to call in advance to ask if it can be used, but it should be no problem."

The three who won the first prize, upon hearing this voice, turn their heads to look at Chen Yuying, who won the special prize.

It's Qu Wanqiu's turn. When that small golden ball rolled out of the drum, Lin Li, Bai Bufan, and Ding Sihan realized that the joys and sorrows of people are not connected.

The luck king has been found.

However, the front desk introduced that the so-called super grand prize is also a free ticket, but there are two of them, with the same conditions.

"In other words, we now have three free tickets and three half-price tickets? As long as we spend one full-price ticket... 30 yuan for an adult, the five of us can go for a stroll? What do you say, should we go?"

When the five people walked outside with the exchange coupons, the luck king Qu Wanqiu asked.

She is already using a short video app to search for this zoo.

"If we want to use them, we have to call to ask if they can be used, right? Let's ask when we go back tonight.

If they can be used, we can go take a look. However, don't have too high expectations for this kind of zoo. It's still doing activities during National Day, and I haven't heard of it before. It's probably a small town-run zoo. Don't even think about seeing particularly precious animals, but it's really no big deal to go play."

Upon hearing this, Lin Li analyzes.

The others feel it makes some sense, so they put the coupons away and decide later.

Not a single word of content is worth watching!

Leaving the store, as usual, everyone goes to buy drinks.

Girls are like this; just now they said they couldn't eat anything at all, but in reality, eating is one stomach, and milk tea and coffee have another independent stomach.

Because of the lesson of the watered-down coffee last night, the five people walk toward the nearest Luckin Coffee.

The distance is not far, so Lin Li's electric scooter is left in front of the original store without moving.

"Bufan, seeing an empty mineral water bottle on the road, do you want to become an obscure good citizen, or do you want to be a legendary football player?"

After seeing an empty bottle on the ground not far away, Lin Li turns his head to ask Bai Bufan.

Bai Bufan waves his hand.

——Reviewing the knowledge point, Bai Bufan waving his hand is not a refusal, but that there is no need to say more.

People who watched the "Public Morality Competition, starting today, officially begins" series of public service advertisements on the children's channel when they were young are probably already seventy or eighty years old now.

Bai Bufan and Lin Li have never seen them, and they have no public morality or merit at all, so they kick it very happily.

"I am a legend!" After kicking it into the trash can in one go, Bai Bufan is shocked.

"Dog shit luck." Lin Li is disdainful.

"This was all calculated by me."

"Che, just a fluke."

"You try a fluke and let me see?"

"There are no living legends in Night City!" Lin Li is a bit sour and anxious, preparing to kill.

"What do you want to drink, let's order together?" Ding Sihan turns back, interrupting the murder scene.

"I don't drink soy milk." Lin Li shakes his head.

"Lin Li, the store in front of you now is Luckin, not Yonghe King. I'm asking what coffee you want to drink." Ding Sihan rolls her eyes and drags her tone.

"Coffee is also soy milk." Lin Li's expression is innocent, and he even asks back: "Isn't it?"

Ding Sihan: "..."

"Cof—"

Ding Sihan really wants to refute, but after she opens her mouth, she finds that she can't refute at all.

"You're awesome."

"I don't like to drink it much. I'll go to Mixue Bingcheng to enlist and buy a fruit tea." Lin Li points to the store not far away.

"Fine, anyway, we have to wait a while here." Ding Sihan nods.

"I want to drink the 'stick-beaten fresh orange'; I'll go too." Chen Yuying looks at the drink menu and finally makes a decision.

Bai Bufan is Lin Li's running dog, no need to say more.

Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu wait for coffee here, so Lin Li takes Bai Bufan and Chen Yuying to walk to the opposite side.

"Damn, Renaissance. Lin Li, look, someone has started selling the best-selling products of the 18th century again, and they are cheap and good." Bai Bufan suddenly points to a small store opposite.

Lin Li and Chen Yuying look over.

On the glass door of the small shop, there is a promotional sign: "'Dabao' 3 yuan", "'Hair mask' 3 yuan", "'Soap' 3 yuan", "'Darlie' 3 yuan".

Chen Yuying: "..."

This means Darlie toothpaste, right?

These two guys are exceptionally excited at this time, really.

"Suspected of racial discrimination, I want to report it." Lin Li's face is unhappy.

Bai Bufan looks at Lin Li in surprise.

Speak human language.

"Why is the price of Jews the same as Blacks? Soap must be sold for 5 yuan!" Lin Li says righteously.

He spoke human language.

Bai Bufan smiles with relief.

Chen Yuying smiles helplessly.

Protecting merit is everyone's responsibility.

"You two, be careful." Lin Li suddenly reaches out and grabs the forearms of Bai Bufan and Chen Yuying.

A vehicle coming from the opposite direction, with no manners, drives past quickly, splashing a piece of sewage because of the low-lying ground next to the three people.

"This driver really deserves to have his mom die."

Lin Li's mouth has always been unclean, it's just a pity that he hasn't mastered many cultivation techniques now; otherwise, he would definitely make the driver fly.

Afterwards, he turns his head to look at Chen Yuying, who was protected behind him, releases her hand belatedly, and asks: "Class Monitor, your little white dress didn't get splashed, right?"

"No." Chen Yuying lowers her head to check, smiles, and shakes her head.

"That's good."

Afterwards, Lin Li turns his head to look at Bai Bufan, who was protected in front of him, and asks: "Bufan, your little black leg didn't get splashed, right?"

"Haha."

"Hahahaha."

"Hahahahaha."

Looking down at the little mud stains on his lower leg, Bai Bufan laughs happily and sincerely.

"You damn well protected me in front of you, what do you think?" he says word by word.

"You also know I protected you, and you still got hit; you're really careless." Lin Li sighs, takes out the one yuan Bai Bufan rewarded him with yesterday from his pocket, and throws it lightly on Bai Bufan: "Wipe it clean yourself."

Bai Bufan: "?"

This can also be a boomerang?

In the field of animals, Bai Bufan can be considered well-informed.

Previously, in the animal way, he and Lin Li were at most frogs at the bottom of the well seeing the moon, but hearing this today, he sees Lin Li, it should be like a mayfly seeing the blue sky.

"Hoo—"

Bai Bufan takes a deep breath.

"Seriously, Shanchiao should really send me a pennant in the name of the official. After all, I just prevented a murder case." he says.

Lin Li laughs.

Who is killing whom in this murder case?

It's so hard to guess.

"Alright, both of us are wearing shorts, easy to wipe. I also got splashed, just consider it sacrificing oneself for others." Lin Li takes the tissue Chen Yuying took out of her bag, distributes it to Bai Bufan, starts wiping his own dirty leg, and says at the same time:

"The evaluation is that the idiot driver just now, the only one breathing in his family should be the grave robber under the old grave."

Bai Bufan nods in agreement: "I actually envy him quite a bit. At least taking a selfie is a family portrait; it's very convenient for the New Year."

The two were dirty things with no manners to begin with. Being splashed like this, the family of that unknown driver is going to suffer.

Chen Yuying on the side is speechless. This is the cursing she heard while by their side; she doesn't dare to imagine what kind of foul language it would be if she weren't there.

However, looking down at her little white dress, her footsteps become a little lighter for no reason.

In a corner that Lin Li didn't notice at all.

Task 6.

【Use physical contact and combination to let the girls feel pleasure】

Its progress bar has grown by a large chunk.

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 202 =====