Chapter 209: Lin Li is a slut

With the goal achieved, Lin Li was very satisfied.

In truth, the dishes he made couldn't be called "God of Cooking" level; that was an exaggeration. It was about the level of an average chef.

After all, in the System's eyes, it was just a talent that couldn't make it onto the 【Panel】.

If he were asked to make any complex "kung fu" dishes now, he would be completely lost.

Perhaps another reason was that Ding Sihan had no expectations of Lin Li at all.

As the saying goes, if the hope is greater, then the hope will be greater; so as long as the hope is smaller, the hope will be smaller.

And Lin Li's performance naturally easily exceeded Ding Sihan's expectations.

Rounding it up, Lin Li had also played the role of a man of contrast.

"I didn't curse you behind your back; didn't I curse you to your face?" Hearing Lin Li ask this, Ding Sihan spread her hands, looking somewhat innocent.

Lin Li: "..."

She didn't hide at all that she called him a God of Cooking on purpose.

Wait.

System, tell me, you dam, which part of her was from the heart? Hmm? Speak!

"I hope the direction you're denying isn't this one." So, Lin Li raised a middle finger.

But since he had taken the money, he had to do the job; Lin Li began to clear the bowls and chopsticks from the table.

This actually made Ding Sihan feel embarrassed. She hurriedly sat on the sofa, opened a drink, took small sips, and cheered Lin Li on.

Your mother.

Truly Bai Bufan-like.

Lin Li always felt that one day, Bai Bufan would be known as "Little Ding Sihan."

Forget it, he shouldn't have so little confidence in Bai Bufan. In the "dog" track, he had been leading the way for ten thousand years and almost had a monopoly; if the state didn't intervene, it wouldn't be easy for a latecomer to surpass him.

Hayek's invisible hand really should give Bai Bufan two slaps.

As for Ding Sihan's haughty attitude, Lin Li didn't care at all; after all, he spent his days attacking Ding Sihan for no reason, so if she ended up like this, it was just her getting what she deserved.

Lin Li would forget about this matter in ten or eight years, and he wouldn't take it to heart to look for opportunities to retaliate.

"Ding Sihan, go ask the class monitor if she wants a midnight snack. There are still ingredients left; just tell me on your phone." Lin Li, having completed a small task, was in a good mood and hadn't forgotten that he still lacked Chen Yuying's approval, so he said.

"Okay." Ding Sihan nodded upon hearing this and walked toward the home theater room. After taking two steps, she suddenly turned back, narrowed her eyes at Lin Li, and questioned, "Lin Li, have I become a eunuch who tastes the poison? Have I become Bai Bufan?"

Lin Li: "?"

How did she make that connection?

Oh, she thought that making her a midnight snack meant he was practicing his skills.

This misunderstanding was too deep.

"Ah Ding, don't you think the first time is very precious? When I become a 'rotten crotch' one day, where I'll cook for anyone as long as they pay, it will seem even more precious, won't it? So, why worry about these things? You've profited."

Lin Li continued to tidy up the plates and said with a smile.

"You apologize to the profession of chef! How is cooking for money a 'rotten crotch'!"

Ding Sihan widened her eyes upon hearing this; she didn't even understand how the conversation could veer off in this direction.

"Isn't doing it just for money a 'rotten crotch'?"

"...... I give up."

Ding Sihan covered her face and left.

Humming an nameless tune, Lin Li heard the sound of a door opening and turned around; it was Chen Yuying walking over.

"Why did the class monitor come out? Aren't you going to keep watching the movie?" Lin Li asked with some confusion.

After all, she could have just contacted him on her phone, or it wouldn't have mattered if he brought it in for her to eat later.

"I was curious that you could actually cook, so I came out to see." Chen Yuying walked to Lin Li's side and said with a smile.

This was much more interesting than the climax and ending of the movie.

"So, are you going to eat?" Lin Li asked.

"Can you make just a little bit? It's not a good time to eat, and I'm not particularly hungry?" Chen Yuying asked with her hands behind her back, tilting her head slightly.

"Anything is fine. I'm already a 'rotten crotch', so anything works." Lin Li nodded in a 'lying flat' tone.

Chen Yuying: "?"

After Lin Li explained it to her, Chen Yuying gave him a helpless look.

This guy.

"Can you really cook?" When Lin Li truly began to prepare the midnight snack, Chen Yuying also expressed some surprised emotion.

"That's right, this is me." Lin Li was somewhat smug.

"Then why did you tell us yesterday that you couldn't?"

"In order to give Qu Wanqiu a chance to show herself, I was willing to hide my merit and fame." Lin Li continued with this rhetoric.

"But I don't think you're faking it."

Damn it, Chen Yuying was actually a bit smarter than that idiot Ding Sihan.

"Alright, the truth is that my candied fruit failed yesterday, and after reflecting on my pain, I spent the whole night diligently mastering it, just to make your eyes light up."

Lin Li casually made up another reason, his tone and demeanor confident and arrogant:

"You have to know, for a great person like me, as long as I want to do something well, I will definitely succeed."

"What about math?" Chen Yuying asked.

"Math is the exception."

"What about physics?" Chen Yuying asked again.

"Physics is also the exception."

"What about chemistry?" Chen Yuying continued to ask.

"Alright, alright, Class Monitor, just pretend what I said earlier was farting. It's really impolite for you to keep asking. Sit down and wait to eat." Lin Li said happily while tossing the pan.

Chen Yuying nodded with a smile.

Although she kept tearing down his facade, she actually felt that if Lin Li wanted to do something well, he really would succeed.

A small, exquisite midnight snack with a Michelin feel was soon served.

"The taste is good, Lin Li, you're amazing." After finishing, Chen Yuying also gave her approval.

However, there was no reaction from the task. This affirmation couldn't be a hypocritical compliment, so it meant it hadn't reached the level of what the system recognized as 'from the heart'?

Got it, the class monitor still wasn't hungry enough.

If he found a chance to starve the class monitor for three days and then let her eat this meal, she should truly approve from the heart.

It was a pity that Uncle Chen probably wouldn't allow him to starve his daughter like that.

Lin Li wasn't in a hurry; he would just find another opportunity later.

After Chen Yuying finished eating, she very consciously took the plates to the kitchen, preparing to clean up herself.

"Wait, wait, wait." Lin Li suddenly reached out to signal her not to rush.

Then, under Chen Yuying's confused gaze, Lin Li took that one-yuan banknote out of his pocket and threw it in front of Chen Yuying: "Clean it up yourself."

Chen Yuying: "?"

"This is a kind of inheritance, Class Monitor." Lin Li's expression was sincere.

Chen Yuying didn't understand, but she respected it.

After the two of them thoroughly cleaned the tableware together, they returned to the home theater.

The movie was still playing, but it had reached the end; after all, the BGM had already started, and the male and female leads were already hugging and kissing while shedding tears.

Bai Bufan and Qu Wanqiu were still sleeping.

Lin Li's warm-man identity needed no further words; seeing this, he stepped forward to cover Qu Wanqiu with a blanket and tighten the collar around Bai Bufan's neck.

Bai Bufan, whose breathing was somewhat obstructed, instantly opened his eyes, glared at Lin Li who was pinching his neck, and questioned, "What the fuck are you doing?"

"I'm measuring your neck circumference because I plan to buy you a necklace to commemorate the lewd and filthy brotherhood between us, so don't mind me, continue your sleep. By the way, it's normal to feel a bit dizzy later."

Lin Li revealed a kind smile.

"Who the fuck taught you to measure neck circumference like that? If you want to kill your buddy, just say so." Bai Bufan was so angry he laughed. Lin Li: "Oh, then I want to kill you."

Bai Bufan: "..."

You really just said it, you fucker?

You know how to listen to advice now?

Pushing away Lin Li's hand, Bai Bufan sat up.

A few minutes later, the male lead and female lead lived a happy life, and the credits rolled.

It was already past twelve o'clock.

At least Lin Li should go to sleep.

Waking up Qu Wanqiu, the five of them returned to their respective floors.

"It's over, this nap made me even more awake now." Returning to the second floor, Bai Bufan rubbed his shoulders and said.

Read every single word without a single mistake!

So he decided to play some games; anyway, there was no need to get up early tomorrow.

Lin Li naturally didn't go.

After Bai Bufan left, Lin Li first checked the "Spirit Spring" and replaced the fully charged spirit stone with an empty shell.

Then he clicked on the 【Mall】.

【You have purchased "Luck Talisman" *1.】

【You have purchased "Random Quality Spirit Stone" *1.】

With a wave of his hand, Lin Li began to throw money around.

The output of one "Spirit Spring" only had a small surplus after meeting daily consumption, but if nothing went wrong, he would need more and more spiritual energy in the future. Now that he had more system currency, he might as well create another "Spirit Spring" to extract.

Three days had passed, and using the "Luck Talisman" wouldn't cause a backlash.

After sticking the "Luck Talisman" on himself, Lin Li immediately used the "Random Quality Spirit Stone".

【You have obtained "High-Grade Spirit Stone" *1.】

"Eh?"

The "Luck Talisman" lost its activity and fell off, but the result was somewhat different from what Lin Li had expected.

His fixed formula seemed to have gone wrong.

However, after thinking for a moment, Lin Li suddenly understood.

The "Luck Talisman" only increased the probability of obtaining high-quality rewards, not guaranteed that he could obtain a "Spirit Spring".

——The fact that the "Luck Talisman" lost its activity was the best proof.

If it could guarantee that he obtained the highest quality reward, then its luck should still have a surplus.

It was his own wishful thinking.

Lin Li manifested the "High-Grade Spirit Stone"; its volume was actually smaller than the low-grade ones, but Lin Li could clearly feel that the quality of spiritual energy it contained was far higher than the low-grade ones.

Since he was idle, Lin Li began to use it to continue refining the "Duck Blood Bottle".

The amount contained in the high-grade one was exaggeratedly more than the low-grade ones. Lin Li's current spiritual energy absorption speed was no longer what it used to be, but after refining for ten minutes, only a tiny bubble appeared inside this spirit stone.

Conservatively estimated, one piece contained at least more than a hundred low-grade ones.

To some extent, this also solved the problem of insufficient spiritual energy inventory that Lin Li worried about for the future.

Moreover, it would be more convenient to charge the "Spirit Spring" in the future; he wouldn't need to replace the empty shells from time to time. If this one was used up, the "Spirit Spring" might not be full even after charging for ten days or half a month.

Not too disappointed, Lin Li turned off the lights and went to sleep.

The next day, the 5th.

【Continuously practiced the Eight-Section Body Forging Technique seriously before the Mao hour for one month, accumulating at least half an hour before the Chen hour (29/30).】

He didn't expect that a month's time would end so quickly.

Tomorrow he would be able to complete the longest-spanning task he had experienced so far.

After finishing his exercise, Lin Li didn't rush back to the homestay, but stood outside and activated 【Wind Control】——the CD had accumulated once, and there would be a second time in a few hours.

The moment it was activated, the surrounding wind seemed to have a connection with him; Lin Li could perceive their existence and where they were going.

Twist.

The wind that should have been head-on, under Lin Li's will, changed to blowing upward. The influx of wind made Lin Li's clothes bulge.

Great, in the future, he could act like a hooligan on the street without anyone knowing, playing at blowing skirts (realistic version).

Yay.

Besides letting that mother and son he had already met fly, wasn't Lin Li cultivating immortals just to blow girls' skirts?

Changing the wind direction wasn't difficult, but Lin Li could currently only distract himself to change the wind direction of two gusts at the same time.

Then Lin Li began to try to generate wind by himself.

Following his will, this wind appeared out of thin air around him and blew toward the big tree beside him.

The leaves began to sway, making a rustling sound, and the tips of the branches also trembled slightly.

This wind wasn't small; it could blow the test papers on the desk into a mess and forcibly flip open closed textbooks.

This was Lin Li's current limit, and it couldn't last too long; physical strength was consumed very quickly.

If it were a subtle breeze, he could control it indefinitely, and the consumption would be negligible.

It was more useful than the current 【Healing】. If it could grow with his strength, then the future was very promising, but he wasn't in a hurry to use the "Ability Amplifier". There were only two in the 【Warehouse】, and he might encounter a stronger ability later.

Returning to the living room, he simply made himself breakfast with the remaining ingredients in the refrigerator. After eating, he activated 【Strong Cognition】 to memorize recipes, driving test knowledge, and ballet repertoire.

The 【Strong Cognition】 ability had an upper limit for accumulation, so not using it was a waste; using it to memorize these was just right.

As for why he was still memorizing driving test knowledge after the task was completed, Lin Li thought that since he had already learned so much recently, he might as well take the driver's license test directly after he came of age.

Just like yesterday, Chen Yuying came downstairs after eight o'clock.

After Chen Yuying finished breakfast, the two of them went out to practice driving again.

Task completion was one thing, practicing driving was another.

However, there wasn't much left for Lin Li to do today; Chen Yuying was gradually becoming proficient on her own.

After riding the bike for half an hour, she even took the initiative to let Lin Li drive the electric scooter to this open space and let her try.

With yesterday's experience, plus the non-road section, Chen Yuying rode very smoothly herself and had Lin Li record another video.

Chen Zhongping, who was also in Shanting, put down his phone and frowned.

After confirming that his daughter always took a taxi when going out and that this electric scooter was just a means of transportation for Lin Li and Bai Bufan, he felt a little relieved.

But yesterday it was a bicycle, and today it was an electric scooter?

The steps were too big; it wasn't pragmatic at all.

He was talking about Yingying's teacher.

From this, it could be concluded:

This guy Lin Li dared to breathe today, tomorrow he would dare to slap his father, and the day after tomorrow he would dare to kill and set fires, committing all kinds of evil.

With reason and evidence, objective and fair, Chen Zhongping believed there was no element of slander.

Yingying just refused to let him go see her; it must have been instigated by this kid.

Therefore, this child must not be left alive.

"Chen Zhongping: Are you there?"

"aaaa Cement Wholesale: Brother, I'm here. Do you need to renovate again?"

"Chen Zhongping: If I arrange for a child to visit your factory, can he accidentally fall into your machine?"

"Chen Zhongping: Is there any risk of him surviving?"

(End of this chapter)