Chapter 210: Hello, I need property notarization

After the three lazy bums got up at noon, the five of them went out to eat.

It must have been an internet-famous shop; it was quite stylish even at noon, the decoration was quite luxurious, and there were candles on every table.

"Bufan, do you know what it smells like when a candle burns?" Lin Li asked Bai Bufan after sitting down, having nothing to do.

"The smell of paraffin, I guess." Bai Bufan looked at the menu and answered casually.

"Your smell is on the first floor, but in reality, you can smell the burnt nose hair; if you don't believe me, lean in and try." Lin Li looked expectant and simply brought the candle over.

Bai Bufan: "..."

You the fuck.

"I believe it, I believe it too much, but take your candle and get the fuck away from me." Bai Bufan decisively avoided it.

The internet-famous shop's taste was okay, just a bit expensive.

After eating, the group set off for the zoo.

When they arrived at the zoo entrance, perhaps because it was just the time when the ticket seller started working after the lunch break, there was a short queue at the entrance.

However, they had already confirmed and reserved yesterday that the raffle ticket could be used, so the group wasn't in a hurry.

"Lin Li, four brothers attacking the zoo: the eldest fights a tiger, the third fights a bear, the fourth fights a snake; what is the second doing?" With nothing to do while waiting, Bai Bufan turned back and asked Lin Li in a low voice.

"The second is an otaku." Lin Li sneered; the question was too simple, he solved it in seconds.

Did this level of question want to stump him?

"Wrong, the second is fighting a penguin." But Bai Bufan also sneered upon hearing this and gave the correct answer.

Lin Li: "..."

Fuck.

This level of question could really stump him.

"There are no penguins in this zoo, right?"

"There are always people who use QQ."

The queue wasn't long, and it was soon the five of them's turn.

After Chen Yu negotiated with the ticket seller for a while, she got five paper tickets and signaled that everyone could go in.

But Lin Li didn't follow immediately; instead, he stepped forward and knocked on the glass window in front of the ticket seller.

After the other party looked over, Lin Li pointed at Bai Bufan, who was doing nothing behind, and said:

"Sister, let me say something first. This monkey is one we brought ourselves, not one from your zoo. You have to help us provide proof, so that when we come out after visiting, you and the security guards don't stop us and say we stole your zoo's monkey. That would be very troublesome."

Chen Yu: "?"

Ticket seller: "??"

Bai Bufan: "???"

You the fuck.

This aggressiveness was also strong to the point of no limit.

Ding Sihan and Qu Wanqiu couldn't help it at all; they covered their mouths and squatted on the ground laughing, and Chen Yu also leaned her forehead against the window with her arm, her body trembling slightly.

"... Oh oh haha okay, you can bring it, I will help you prove it. Wait, is it vaccinated? If there is a health immunization certificate, it's best to show it, hahaha—" When the ticket seller reacted, she couldn't hold it back either.

"Bufan, take out your health certificate; I'll reward you with a banana later." Lin Li then turned back.

"Why are you still answering, sister! I fuck, Lin Li, I didn't watch you for a moment, and you pulled this shit! You really deserve to die!" Bai Bufan rushed up and locked Lin Li's neck, forcibly taking him to the entrance, gritting his teeth.

He really had to be careful of this guy anytime, anywhere; it was too dangerous.

It was a very humanized zoo; in the end, they didn't ask for Bai Bufan's pet vaccination certificate and let them pass.

"The zoo really has few species; dogs are even treated as a kind of exhibition animal."

Lin Li sighed as soon as he entered.

After entering the main gate, the first area was for dogs, and precisely because they were dogs, the fence wasn't high, and there was no glass protection. There were several dogs inside, and a few that were close to the fence let passersby pet them.

"But they are so cute; this quality of rural dog probably costs a few thousand yuan each." Ding Sihan sighed.

The dogs here had pure fur color, well-proportioned bodies, and were indeed very good-looking, and their personalities were also good. Although they were called "earth dogs," the ancestors' strict selection never played tricks. "Wangcai, come here." According to the notes on the introduction board, Ding Sihan squatted down and made a "tsu-tsu-tsu" sound at a dog, and the other party really ran over for her to pet.

Their personalities seemed very good.

"Wangwang, Dahuang... the names of the dogs here are also too 'dog-like'." Qu Wanqiu sighed after seeing the names of other dogs on the introduction board.

Lin Li was just about to speak, but saw a hand quickly cover his mouth. He saw Bai Bufan sneer at him first, then said: "Isn't there one named Lin Li? That's the most 'dog-like' name."

The girls recalled Lin Li's operation just now, nodded in approval, and laughed.

Lin Li didn't speak, just looked at Bai Bufan.

And seeing that Lin Li didn't say anything, the girls also followed this line of sight to look at Bai Bufan, and then began a second round of laughter.

Bai Bufan: "?"

No?

Lin Li didn't say anything, why were you still looking at him and laughing!?

Was his "dog persona" already so deeply rooted?

When Bai Bufan let go in despair, Lin Li moved very quickly, approached the fence, squatted down, and reached out to the rural dog: "Bufan, come here."

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When he saw most of the dogs in the fence running toward Lin Li, Bai Bufan was stunned.

"Lin Li, come here." He had to use magic to defeat magic; Bai Bufan immediately squatted down and also began to shout at a dog.

No reaction.

It's okay, if the mountain doesn't come to me, I will go to the mountain. This dog didn't want to be a dog that came when called and left when waved, but Bai Bufan could be.

So he ran to the dog's side.

"Bufan, turn around." Lin Li spun his finger in front of the rural dogs. Perhaps someone in the zoo had trained them, and several dogs really started to turn around following his finger.

"Bufan, shake hands." The closest dog obediently stretched out its hand and placed it on Lin Li's palm.

"Lin Li, turn around."

"Lin Li, shake hands."

Bai Bufan followed suit, but there was no reaction here.

"..."

Fuck.

A dog is more infuriating than a person; Bai Bufan was about to get depressed.

Lin Li saw this and smiled smugly.

Not everyone had the "Spirit Beast Affinity +50%" buff, not to mention that he still had "Bai Bufan's Ham Sausage" hidden in his hand.

Although feeding was prohibited in the zoo, it wasn't a big problem; Lin Li was so bad that he even tricked dogs.

"Mom, that dog named Bufan is so smart." There were many people with families in the zoo, and a child held in arms was also here, exclaiming at Lin Li's dog training technique.

Bai Bufan: "..."

The joys and sorrows of people are not connected; except for Bai Bufan, the other four people were laughing exceptionally happily.

"Bufan, children's words are innocent, don't take it to heart, hahahahaha." In situations where he could laugh at Bai Bufan, Lin Li was never polite; he patted his shoulder heavily, winking and being sarcastic.

"But Mom, that dog named Lin Li is so stupid." At this time, the child pointed at the dog that Bai Bufan kept shouting at but didn't react, shook his head, and said with disdain.

Lin Li: "?"

Eh?

"Hahahahaha—"

The girls were completely laughing like crazy now; the three who had just stood up squatted down again, and Ding Sihan even felt her stomach hurt a little.

The depressed Bai Bufan was cured instantly; he turned around and patted Lin Li's shoulder: "Lin Li, children's words are innocent, don't take it to heart."

"..."

"How can it be innocent? That's a little boy, he must have taboos, right? Since he has taboos, he should be beaten!" Lin Li found a reason.

He looked cold and made a gesture of rolling up his sleeves, preparing to revisit the classic 4399 childhood game—"Crazy Beating Kids."

There was one more child in this world who needed to fly!

"Not to that extent, not to that extent, not to that extent." Bai Bufan pulled Lin Li while laughing loudly.

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 211 =====